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What is /v/'s thoughts on Kali Muscle and his recent foray into gaming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnHEnQjvjjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeHSiBw_Y8M
>>338135645
>this man went into csgo deathmatch and didnt get a single kill
>he felt bad and tried tf2, the most casual of casual shooters
>even as heavy he couldn't kill a single person
>feels bad again and then goes onto rocket league, scores exactly once, gets carried by his team, and is genuinely happy that he's done with this videogame bullshit
>you will never be fit, have a youtube channel, and play games
I don't care about negro in the op, I just want this.
>>338136493
That makes you sad?
he is new to PC gaming.
>>338135645
>CSGO and Uncharted 4
Well he's trying at least
I think he's going to die of a heart attack when he's 40 years old
Hope he enjoys that Uncharted 4 before his early grave
>>338136837
there is a very broad line that separates being new to an interactive platform and being thoroughly gimped at it from the start.
I am 100% not trying to shit on this man when I say this, and it's normal for people to be shit at things that are new, but the severity of his lack of game sense is going to be such a massive obstacle for him to the point that I don't think he'll ever be able to fully overcome it.
I'm not saying this like he has to be able to go pro in whatever he picks up, but I genuinely have never seen such a lack of understanding. I'm happy he was able to somewhat get the feel for rocket league at least, and I bet he has so many other things to do with his life, but still.
>>338136493
The thing is, he is just too big and muscled to use something as delicate and precise as a mouse to aim.
>people in this thread unironically feel bad for kali 'snitch' muscle
i bet you bought hyphymud too lmao
>>338137420
Yeah thats a good point. I had a friend who couldnt even grasp portal.
>>338137665
nah he just sucks.
if your sensitivity is that high you probably suck too.
>>338135645
kali is fun as fuck
comments review videos are gud
>>338135645
godspeed giganigga
>>338137756
/v/ is the last place that would care about alleged snitches.
>>338136864
>long time poster browses past a circlejerk
having test levels that high, he probably has a single digit iq at this point. he will always be too stupid for video games.
>>338135645
Man, i wish i had natty gains like him.
>>338141981
this is easily achievable w/ a good diet + 1 year of SS
>>338142118
SS + GOMAD right?
>>338142118
>good diet
He was in prison, he literally ate nothing but huge calorie shit like fritos, ramen noodles etc and just worked out all day.
>>338142160
precisely
>>338142268
exactly. purely natty gains from his superior prison diet
>>338141981
3 month of push ups and sit ups and you will be literally him: used bumhole, black etc.
>>338141807
>testosterone = dumb
keep telling yourself that betaboy
I played against a guy named Kali Muscle yesterday in Rocket League
>>338142568
>so stupid he can't even use google
i'm so sorry. looks like you were already affected. i hope the THICKposting is worth it at least.
>>338141807
>testosterone makes you retarded
t. tumblr
>>338142568
>>338142668
Lifting is POINTLESS. It's all about FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT.
>>338141807
hence why arnold and dolph are dumb as bricks
>gay for pay
>makes videos of himself wiping his own ass
>not rich panini
clearly you're not doing whatever it takes god damnit
right babe?
>be a roid nigger
>have to say nigger each 2 seconds give the sense that you're a big guy to your other tribe monkeys
>>338142784
yes?
>Can't even kill a single person in CS
man, reminds me of me when I first popped my PC gaming cherry.
