>"What game you playing son?"
Visual Studio 2015
Thicc Souls 3
Your copy of Leisure Suit Larry
CM3D2 that
it's really hardcore
Earthsiege and Earthsiege 2
audioshield
>>338133091
MUM! Call the cops! A nigger is in the house!!
>>338133414
that doesnt look like a nigger tho
>>338133091
DIN DINS?
HE'S NOT EVEN ENTERING A ROOM THAT'S OBVIOUSLY THE FRONT DOOR HE'S OPENING TO THE OUTSIDE
>>338133414
But that's your new father, sweetie.
Do people seriously unironically wear belts in 2016?
>>338133624
I am right now
>>338133624
I do because no standard trousers fit my hungry skeleton frame, and I don't want to pay for custom tailored ones.
>>338133624
how do you avoid your pants dropping? Do you only wear skinny jeans?
>>338133091
That guy looks like he would be that one friend's dad who makes a really fucking tasty casserole.
>>338133624
are you a cargo shorts-wearing manchild?
Shower with your dad simulator.
>>338133708
If you need a belt to hold your pants then your pants don't fit
>>338133624
I'm not a nigger, so yes, I do
>>338133907
I don't know anyone who doesn't wear a belt, pants aren't made in specific enough sizes to buy a pair that fits so well that they don't slide down a little bit here and there after wearing them.
>>338133624
I wear belts when I'm wearing a suit. I don't even need it, its just there for fashion value.
Otherwise no
>>338133624
Where else would I attach my holster?
>>338133907
Not him, but that's not quite true. Im tall and have a very slim frame. Everything with the correct leg size for me drops off my skeleton waist.
>>338133624
>how to spot a fatty
yes, non fat people wear belts
>>338133624
grew up wearing belts so it'd be weird not to
>black father
some sci-fi shit here
>>338133091
Dad, it's called Unterlaterbach. It's a german satire game. I'm playing censored of course, just for the humor. Come take a look.
Also, why are you a nigger?
>>338133624
I have no ass.
I need a belt because nothing will keep my pants up.
>>338133091
nothin
>>338133551
He's opening it from the inside you idiot.
>>338134114
have you considered visiting /fit/ so this does not happen anymore?
My dad used to play ps2 shooters using keyboard and mouse
>>338135319
some people literally cannot gain weight dude
someone post skeleton-chan
>>338133624
Just for aesthetic purposes. I can keep my pants up just fine with my hips alone
>>338133091
None. Denuvo has stopped me from pirating all my games. IT'S NOT FAIR!
>>338133551
why would there be light switches on the outside
Buraddobōn on mai Sony Piēsforu systemu desu.
>>338133624
>>338133414
If he actually is concerned enough to give a shit what you're doing in your spare time, he's already under black man status.
>>338135429
can i ask you a serious question
>>338135472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQWmulGcoVI
>>338133091
Playing GOTY Uncharted 4.
>>338133091
You see, I'm playing as this character who plays a game, in which another character plays a game and so on. I'm trying to create enough nested realities to cause a buffer overflow on a computer that simulates the known Universe and break out of simulation.
Dad, where are you going? Dad?!
>>338136130
what
>>338133907
youre fucking retarded, end your own life.
Im just fapping dad, no games today
>>338136130
>Implying black dad was ever there
>Implying we'll ever get the din-dins
>>338135429
>pirating all my games
>Steam hat
Anon...
>>338133091
I wish my Dad cared enough to ask or show some interest in anything I do.
>>338133624
I use couple size larger jeans than my ideal size is because I need big enough pockets for my smartphone and usual shit I carry plus there gotta be room for long johns during winters. So yes belt is needed and even then its not my belt itself but it hanging from my waist that keeps my jeans up.
Fit jeans are dad-tier and skinny jeans are for faggots and masochists who want their balls crushed.
>That one time dad threw out half your vidya shit while you were at a 5th grade sleepover
>That other time your dad tried to start a drunk fist-fight with you because he didn't believe you'd gotten good grades in college despite you showing him several times
>All those times dad took you out to some race but never humored the idea of checking out a convention sometime
Dude I don't know what else you want me to do
I don't like Nascar or Budweiser, we haven't got much to talk about
At least I'd always watch that shit and drink that piss-water beer when you were doing it alone, name one video game I've played in the past five years
And no, having cancer isn't an excuse to treat everyone around you like shit, even if it's "only when you're drunk"
I love you, dad, but you're a prick.
>>338133624
why, you're wearing a rope?
>>338111934
>>338137365
ouch
>>338133414
Could be worse; you could have a subhuman eastern European trash in your house, so all good.
>>338133091
why would my dad barge into my house to ask what game i'm playing?
>>338133414
>wears a button-up shirt and slacks with a belt
>has a nice haircut
>looks too old to be threatening but not old enough to start rambling about back in his day
>little round glasses
He's harmless anon
>>338133476
Hey pops, its time for DINS DINS
>>338133091
Nigger Knifer 2014 Redux
>>338134148
I'm fat and I wear a belt too
>>338133091
>"double quotations"
>>338137365
Oh thanks son how'd you know i was browsing /v/
Fuck off, tell it to him and you might make progress in you relationship
>>338133624
People who have to go outside, yes.
Not everything is like your cum-stained sweatpants.
>>338137365
>tfw my dad would play vidya with me as a kid
>tfw my dad shows up to give me beer because I'm not failing college like he did at first
>tfw my dad isn't into stupid shit like NASCAR; at worst it's a baseball game but we're both getting drunk and having a good time.
I love you dad. I'm happy we can have actual conversations about things we both like, and I'm happy you sat through me talking to you endlessly about inane vidya shit as a kid, and I'm happy to sit there and hear you blather about sports.
I'm happy every day I don't hear you have cancer, and I'm happy you're still a bro when you're drunk. You are a good father even if I'm not always a good son.
But fuck you and fuck the Eagles, never play that shit when I'm around. I don't give a shit if they had like seven guitarists.
>>338137365
You don't have to love a drunkard who's only ever treated you like a convenience-friend and tries to assault you just because he's related to you by blood. Don't give him pity attention because he's got cancer. Ignore him so that maybe in the last leg of his life he'll realize being a piece of shit isn't a good idea.
