ITT we design a game from EA
It'll be a shooter where we over promise on all the features, cut 90% of them before launch, and put in a few as later DLC's for $50 each. Can't wait for faggots to buy it all.
>>338120516
and lots of minorities as pivotal characters
It's a need for speed game where everything is pretty cool except for the actual driving physics.
>>338119119
It CAN NOT have any effort put into the artstyle.
Pic unrelated, as it took effort.
>>338119119
Buy a company that makes good games, then pay them to make terrible games. Rise and repeat.
>>338120908
And adecentsoundtrack
>>338119119
> it's a shooter, 70€
> season pass 40€
> season pass all access gold 70€
Season pass contains patches and allows you to connect to servers more then 3 months. "Season pass gold all access" contains all dlc.
Oh and it's now two "seasons per year".
IT HAS TO BE SHIPPED TOMORROW. CUT EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T FINISHED AND REPACKAGE IT IN THE $80 SEASON PASS!
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THAT'S FINISHED?
>>338121747
A single sketch I did on a napkin during lunch.
>>338121832
Can you cut some of the sketch out and keep it for DLC?
>>338119119
>pay to see the trailers
>pay to see sneak peek
>pay to play the demo at E3
>pay to adjust graphics
>pay to do the tutorials
>pay to play each level
>pay to fight each boss
>pay for evey signle ending you want to play
>pay for shilling it on /v/
>montly subscription
>the longer you have the game, it earns intererst that you have to pay unless you return it
Please dont let EA know about this...
>>338121832
.....you took a LUNCH?! Pack your bags and beat it pal!
They will introduce an MMORPG hybrid that works like an arcade machine.
Costs $1 to make your character, max level 20, open world sandbox.
Game is focused on items and rare resources, territories feature mini death games, always have to do a death game every 5 levels.
End game people are actually civil because of the effort it takes to earn ranks, those that rushed in leveling to 20 lack life saving equipment / higher risk.
Groups that become strong, 'sworn brothers, created fortress, killed to maintain territory' get fucked on by an AI director with lvl 30 units.
>>338124435
To add, every character that lives for 100 hours must do a death game, but adds titles and prestige for veterans.
Casuals can enjoy completing end game quests that will reward them inheritance items for new characters at lvl20.
The more quests you complete, you unlock a separate death mini game that allows you to fast level to 20.
Games are designed to force you into making friendships, build trust. Or tear the trust apart 'think Mafia, someone is a murderer' that lets you have a unique ability at lvl 20.
>>338121747
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!
ive been sick for two days.
and tomorrow we need to have 70 steel objects bended, blastered, cutted ready for delivery
HELP ME!
Technically doing so right now.
Also gotta do something with now-outdated slogan posters that had to be taken down.
>>338119119
