Here's a story for the ages
>be me
>in a game store
>sm4sh weekly tourney just finished, playing some friendlies
>we all looking to git gud
>a match ends, and at the same time, someone walks in the store
>this black kid walks up to the wii u
>he's wearing a turtle neck and his face looks like pepe
>black pepe asks to play with us
>we let him
>no one's ever seen him before
>he pulls a 3ds out of his pocket and connects to the wii u
>i'm next to play, so it's me vs black pepe
>minutes pass in silence
>easiest game of my life, bodied this newfag
>results screen comes up
>i hear a loud crack
>slowly turn my head
>black pepe broke his 3ds in half
>top screen in one hand, bottom screen in the other hand
>his head snaps to face me
>hot breath steaming from his nostrils
>those beady eyes look into my soul
>he finally speaks, after much anticipation
>"it's just a game, dude"
>gives me broken 3ds
>leaves
>mfw i just ruined a kid's life and took the most valuable thing he'll ever own
>sold the 3ds to store owner for $10
Pic not mine, pulled off google
nice blog faggot
This can't be real.
>>338113835
Post all >things that happened
ITT
>>338113835
Nigger kids breaking vidya is normal
I hate when nigger parents chimp out and break their kids phone or handheld.
0 self control
Better sleep with one eye open anon since he probably followed you home.
>>338114095
Also
>trying hard in sm4sh
Get good at melee faggot
You touched a beloved item of his, he's going to perform some voodoo magic on you OP, have fun turning gay or something worse.
>>338114095
only people I've ever seen break hardware were white. given I've only known two black guys I gotta say they have way better self control the black pepe. Guess behavior isn't race restrictive.
>be me
>in a game store
>sm4sh weekly tourney just finished, playing some schoolmates
>we all looking to have fun
>a match ends, and at the same time, someone walks in the store
>this fat manchild walks up to the wii u
>he's wearing a fedora and his face looks like Chewbaca
> Manbeardo asks to play with us
>we let him
>no one's ever seen him before
>he pulls a 3ds out of his pocket and connects to the wii u
>i'm next to play, so it's me vs Manbeardo
>minutes pass in silence
>easiest game of my life, bodied this newfag
>results screen comes up
>i hear a loud crack
>slowly turn my head
>Manbeardo broke his 3ds in half
>top screen in one hand, bottom screen in the other hand
>his head snaps to face me
>loud mouthbreathing ensues
>those greasy eyelids look into my soul
>he finally speaks, after much anticipation
>"it's just a game, sir"
>takes his broken 3ds
>leaves
>mfw I made a manchild feel like shit and ruin the only thing he was good at
> fucked his waifu afterwords
ITT Shit that happened 4 real
>>338113835
>tfw friend made me a gwenpool costume for con
>it's back when gwenpool was just a variant cover for deadpool's secret wars 2
>first time I've ever actually been harassed for wearing a fucking costume
I was at a loss for words, since when did that happen outside of the internet.
>>338115372
Shitty people will continue to try and ruin everything for everyone else. Were people just throwing a bitch-fit about a cover variant?
>>338115856
>Were people just throwing a bitch-fit about a cover variant?
Either that or they didn't know the character existed and they thought I was just attention whoring
>>338114736
I'm happy for you
