*waits for overwatch*what the HECK blizzard why did you get me addicted and then take it away
>Got birthday money
>Still won't be buying Overwatch
>>338110074
I want tobe__D. Va so hard
>>338110205
i bought it within 30 seconds of it becoming available to preorder and i didn't get in to the alpha
>>338110250
oh my...
>>338110347
Don't lie anon you kinda do too
I work at gearbox and this shit is pissing me off. I paid a bunch of chinks to DDOS you Overwatch game on launch. Enjoy not being able to play.
>>338110728
well im sure as heck not a phoneposter like you but ofc i do
>>338110765
9.7 million people were playing senpai
i think they can handle a few thousand chinks
>>338110938
9.5 million were not playing at the same time.
>>338110938
Yeah if there's anything Blizzard can do it's smooth day one launches.
>>338110827
I'm not on my phone though sweetie
>>338111142
Sure thing
>>338110205
nigga talking about birthday money like it's the only income a person should have
>>338110074
What is overwatch was a girl?
>>338111142
>i only capitalize the first letter of my sentences because i like grammar, nevermind the fact that i completely disregard punctuation at the same time
Not that first anon, and I'm not saying there's no other possibility than phoneposting, but it sure looks like it.
>>338111175
Now you're just being silly
>>338111594
nice try
it's obvious you're just trying to cover for getting called out in the first post
>>338111594
>win10
>>338111670
Why are you so mean to me
>>338111594
>W10
Why anyone would do this to themselves is beyond me.
>>338111735
i just dislike phoneposters
>>338111819
you're not alone. fucking hate phonefags
I'm going to play this game but this shilling is getting out of hand, it's so obvious that Blizzard pays people to shill the game here.
when will this overwatch meme end
>>338111819
B-but I'm not a phoneposter, honest
>>338112062
well can you stop pretending to be one?
>>338112163c-can i have your love now?
>>338111996
i fucking WISH i got paid for shilling overwatch
>>338112045
>meme
it's a good game
>>338110250
me too...
>>338111339
literally what?
>>338112236
*grabs crotch*yes :3c
>>338110205
>Birthday money
So you're 13? Cool, enjoy it while it lasts.I'm not kidding or being ironic
>Played the game already
>It was fine
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY ISNT IT JUST FUCKING AVAILABLE NOW?
>>338110205
>got unemployment
>still won't be buying overwatch
>>338111693
>>338111803
>Windows at all
Just fuck my shit up f.a.m. s.m.h. t.b.h.
>>338114532
im 25 and i still get birthday money
>>338114532
>>338117595
Me too
24 and still get money from parents because we live really far appart now and they dont know what I like really now so just get money
>A beta where the game isn't broken AND is fun
Uh, it's 2016, folks. Get this garbage out of here.
>>338111803
win7 is 30% slower than 10
win8 is same shit as win10 except shitty UI
so i setup win10 enterprise when it launched and it hasnt bothered me ever since, no ads, no autorestarts for updates, not even autodownloads for updates, no suggestions, no cortana. it just werks
>>338110205
birthday money is best money
>>338110074
Played it. Wasn't fun.
>>338120573
nice try battleborn shill
rather play this family
>>338117595
>>338118421
im 27 and i do too
im also a fucking loser as you might have guessed
>>338120573
K
Anyway, moving on.
>>338121108
im a loser too :/
>>338120957
I hope it's not shit like the last one.
>>338121285
devastation wasn't that bad
plus this has multiplayer
>>338114532
>>338117595
>>338118421
>>338121108
what's wrong with getting birthday money at any age? IT ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR!
Ya'll need to chill
blizzard only makes games where you feel like you are doing something
the visage of a video game, but it's more like an 'interactive experience'
you click and lights flash and you do it again but you never had any control
it's like pachinko with microtransactions and level boosts
blizzard knows what videogames are becoming and are leading the transition into glorified gambling
>>338121383
i also get christmas money...
>>338121330
The other TMNT game you ninny
>>338121424
valve*
>>338121424
cool story, battleborn shill
>>338121383
ill tell you whats wrong IM A FUCKING LOSER THATS WHATS WRONG SUCH A LOSER MY OWN PARENTS AND GRANDMA TAKE PITY ON ME
>>338121564
sounds like you got some imaginary issues to work out there anon
>>338111365
Yeah, because everyone that doesn't use punctuation and capitalization is phoneposting.
ITS TAKING SO FUCKING LONG HOLY SHIT
A man can only shitpost so much.
>>338121502
sure, but it's undeniable that hots is to dota and overwatch is to tf2/csgo in the same fashion
they are both simplified representations of the underlying gameplay experience, made to present the average user with less control that is perceived as more control, due to their limited influence over failure (and success as well, but the failure is the larger barrier to continued gameplay)
if blizzard limits the player's failure well enough (by removing potential for failure), they might buy some skins. they think "this is a game that i could see myself playing. it's not frustrating me now and i can only get better!" but blizzard doesn't care if you come back after the purchase.
>>338121757
>A man can only shitpost so much.
That's a lie and you know it.
>>338121956
what
overwatch is way more complicated than tf2
>>338121956
>>338122003
actually i'd argue that overwatch is more complicated than csgo as well
>>338114813
That's a cute rifle.
>>338122003
This
People confuse skillcaps with complexity way too often, and it still isn't very clear how high Overwatch's skillcap is
Post yfw pic is announced as part of the next roster update
>>338122218
well he used the doomfist gauntlet so...
>>338117595
>>338118421
Yea totally I helped pay for my fucking parents bills when I was mother fucking roommates at age 19 holy fuck.
>>338110074
We don't need 5 overwatch threads, OP. Go to /vg/, you faggot.
>>338122218
That's not someone interesting.
>>338122087
overwatch abilities are simply tf2 items, only they are grouped into specific and unchangeable combinations called 'characters.'
counter strike is more complex mechanically in almost every sense. don't confuse the number of abilities for complexity. anyone can memorize all of them within an hour of gameplay. i can memorize all of the csgo weapons in an hour, too. doesn't mean i will be successful in any sense when it comes to the mechanics of aiming and shooting.
>>338122335
Thats because you're Asian
>>338122106
>can't play as SAKO in Overwatch
Thanks for nothing, Blizzard
>>338122195
It needs a competitive mode to know the flavor of the months, buffs and nerfs.
But playing open beta and going back to TF2 was nearly impossible. TF2 never felt right after that experience.
I bet most TF2 players felt the same way if they played open beta.
>>338122412
>overwatch abilities are simply tf2 items, only they are grouped into specific and unchangeable combinations called 'characters.'
>Health on hit and lower clip size is the equivalent of abilities such as a projectile that releases a blast causing strong knockback, creating bubble shield, mines, walls, more shields, dashing, blinking, recalling, rolling, flying into the air, grappling
Not even going into ultimates m90
>>338122845
I don't believe you have much experience with TF2.
>>338122443
What the fuck how did you know nevermind.
>>338110074
>Overwatch thread
>No lewd waifuposting
>>338122845
are you really trying to argue that the 4 ASSFAGGOTS abilities arent the biggest reason this games a casual shitfest
>>338122836
There was a ranked mode, it was simply taken out during the open beta since having everybody trying to calibrate in a 4 day span would be dumb
But yeah custom TF2 with friends is still fun but any stock gamemodes are pretty much dead to me
>>>>338122335
congratulations, your parants are poor
>>338123081
I'm saying they're not the equivalent of the basic stat changes of items in TF2. I'm not claiming overwatch is more complex than TF2.
>>338122908
Did you mean different weapons in TF2? Because that's not what you said.
The different items in TF2 have varying uses, but compared to abilities, which trying to make a comparison in the first place is retarded, they're very small differences.
Again, I'm not saying overwatch is more complex. I'm simply pointing out that you're retarded.
>>338110074
>le nerf this xddd
>geegee
>le gamer phrases
MAKES ME WANNA TAKE AN ANGRY SHIT ON A KOREAN
>>338123093
yea pubs suck customs will always be better, even MW4
>>338123112
I'm actually teaching them to finance and invest properly now, I notice without grinding you have to do some shady shit to actually obtain money.
It's scary to hold huge amounts of money, because anything less then that feels like trash it desensitizes you.
>>338123487
Honestly D.Va is the perfect level of qt and obnoxious while at least not a complete idiot that makes me want to hate fuck her so bad
>>338112236
>>338112062
>>338111670
I want you dead, please kill yourself.
>>338123739
nah her korean voice is way better
jap too
>>338123739
>>338124830
forgot teh link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yUHKPnl3u4
damn the korean tracer is p good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uArBgpPz9Go
>really like D.Va's gameplay and want to main her
>every horny neckbeard will play her at low levels because of 'muh waifu' crap
>mfw forced to pick someone else or screw over the team
>>338126387
That neckbeard is me just so you know
>>338126387
>not just playing who you like or who feels nice
Don't let the populace scare you from your main. Embrace your destiny
>>338126387
Any D.Va on your team is already screwing you over.
>>338111594
>not using legacy captcha
Do you enjoy wasting your time?
Honestly, I don't mind things being too OP and Blizzard just balancing every season or so similar to DOTA/LoL to keep the meta fresh instead of a stale meta like TF2.
Then again I watched """"competitive"""" Overwatch and I was bored out of the tears because no one wants to see characters running around or an "overview" of the team battle. CS:GO is much more exciting to watch in that manner.
>>338110074
if you can't wait for overwatch play battleborn it's a better game and it's already out now. don't you like campaign anon?
>>338127890
>stillborn
>better
Randy put a shirt on
>>338127563
>just learned this was a thing
Where have you been all my life?
>>338126891
thanks for the tip zenyatta
>>338132339I actually only played Reinhardt during the beta
>>338110074
*teleports behind you*
Heh kid, sorry but no shills on my watch
*unsheathes katana*
Nothin personnell...
*stabs you in the back*
>>338110074
>*action*
Lurk more
>>338110074
>Addicted to a fps anime shooter
why
The only good thing about this shit game is the porn. Also the shilling is obvious