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Signs that a game will be shit >Two steps from hell on any
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Signs that a game will be shit

>Two steps from hell on any promotional material

Is there a bigger red flag than this?
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get your season pass with your preorder today!
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>this was made by a diverse staff and a transgender
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>>338106557

literally no game ever
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>protagonist wears a hoodie, beanie or earbuds
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>>338106654
>what is assassin's creed
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>>338106832

not the transgender part....I think
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>ubsoift presents
>in cooperation with electronic arts
>a bioware game
>inspired by historical events, this work of fiction was designed, developed, and produced by multicultural team of various beliefs, sexual orientations, and gender identities
>written by casey hudson, jennifer hepler, david gaider, and emil pagliarulo
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>>338106654
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>>338107019
So this....is the power......of PC
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>>338107019
>that facial structure
but why?
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>>338106978
>Troy Baker in...
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>>338106259
>It doesn't have daily generals on /vg/

A telltale sign that it's completely dead.
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>>338106259
>game brags about the voice actors they have for the game
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>>338106978
imagine a game with every one of those things
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>starring hollywood celebrity as character who dies in the first half hour of the game and was paid 20% of the budget
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>>338107447
>starring nolan north!
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>>338107615
>implying he's shit
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>>338107674
i was implying he's overrated you dunce
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>gives away a superior game as a pre-order bonus
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>>338106654
Didn't Witcher 3 have a transgender lead?

Some CDPR game did anyways
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>>338107732
>Nolan North
>overrated
the only overrated VA is Troy Baker. Nolan has an impressive voice range and can do a fuck load of voices, only problem is is that people keep casting him with the same voice
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>>338107674
Troy Baker and Nolan North aren't bad but they are in every fucking game ever and they use the same voice
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>>338107737
The point of that is to lock you out of refunds, if you play it and the other game for more than (combined) 2 hours it's all over
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>>338106259
Would agree if Monster Hunter 4U didn't have a trailer with TSFH music
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What;s wrong with two steps from hell? Is it too "epic" for you?
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>>338106259
>Square Enix brand appears (seriously wtf happened to them)
>Capcom brand appears (they used to be cool)
>Ubisoft brand appears (WHY JUST WHY)
>SEGA brand appears (fuck why did I buy this)
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>>338108006

It did?
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>>338106259
When you drop the price of your game 33% after 2 weeks (14 days!).
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>>338108518
Surely there's no game that's done that? That would be ludicrous and a sure sign it's dead in the water
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>>338106910
Ever since Unity and onward. I just tried to find a pic from google and couldn't though, wouldn't be surprised if Ubisoft had it purged from the net since everyone laughs or cringes at it.

And they'll keep doing it.
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>Anti aliasing: On/off
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>>338108395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJCxtthulSU

This is by far the worst MH trailer in existence.
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>Genre: Indie
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>>338108698
No game company would ever be that stupid anon. Thats on the level of using contracting money from a 3rd party to fund your own projects. So absurd no one, NO ONE, would even think to do that.
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>>338108862
>Genre: female protagonist

>>338106259
Not actually related but I still think the Gears trailer that had Madworld as its music is still one of the best trailers ever.
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>>338108862
>indie
>came out years ago but still in early access
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>PREORDER THE GAME FROM <real-life retailer> TO GET THESE EXCLUSIVE SPECIALS!
>There's different shit from each retailer
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>we're pushing the console to its limits
>next gen experience
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