How do you believe the Fire Keeper would respond to sexual advances from the player character?
I've always wondered this, because she seems to be entirely submissive to the whims of the player character's desires. It doesn't appear that should would ever fight back.
We are not entirely sure how procreation even works in souls universe. Sex might not exist, and they might create heirs by budding for all we know.
>>338091824
If she's willing to plunge the world into darkness because you say so, I'm pretty damn sure she's willing to give you a quick blow job and more if you ask.
>>338091824
You could pretty much abuse all level up girls. They're also the most likely to be too vanilla.
>>338091824
"I-If that is thy desire, Ashen one"
>>338092375
I love how these all these maidensMinus my waifu Shanalotte of courseare so quick to fall in love with the player for just showing up. Talk about Nerd power fantasy
>>338092572
right in the middle of firelink bitch
>>338091824
"Don't touch me."
Technically you would be touching the darkness within her so she can't complain.
>>338091824
I would rather fuck literal ceramic than an empty character devoid of personality that is DaS3's MiB
>>338092576
>so quick to fall in love
It's more or less their entire life's purpose to serve the player character, I doubt love heavily influences their service.
>>338091824
can you see her feet?
>>338093023
It really is sad how the Firekeeper is such a non-character but the Doll actually manages to emote and respond to the player, along with having actual dialogue.
>>338093023
Go away sonygger, go be mad somewhere else your game isn't relevant anymore
>>338091824
>I've always wondered this.
That's the problem with your generation. The deepest shit you could think about doesn't go beyond anything more than how fuckable a fictional character is or isnt.
>>338092576
>my waifu Shanalotte
MAH NIGGA. There's just something about her that's so different from the others.
>>338093541
what deep profound thoughts go through your mid to late 20's mind?
I always figured they would let you so whatever you want and just cry quietly to themselves while it was happening
>>338093190
The firekeeper also emotes you dumbass
>>338093190
Toast the firekeeper... :3
>>338093541
tbqh most matters of philosophy can be boiled down to the question "can i put my dick in this"
is artificial intelligence human?
can i put my dick in it?
then close enough.
does a tree really fall if nobody can hear it?
can i put my dick in the tree?
then close enough.
She'll fight back if you're a nigger
>>338093854
If you jerk off to fucking video games of all things I don't have to answer shit you degenerate.
>>338094626
nice
>>338094626
>>338092572
would either be this or some bullshit like "my teachings forbid such things, ashen one"
irina would probably go for it though.
>>338092252
no sex ? HOW HORRIFYIN !
joke, sex already doesn't exist in my life.
>>338094834
She is desperate to be touched, after all
Can undead even get it up?
>>338094626
>>338091824
If she is willing to let the dark consume the world just for you,yeah she is gonna suck your dick and love it.
>>338093190
>You can use her, should it please you
>you can offer her presents
>She sheds a motherfucking tear, she ain't even made of flesh and yet is the only one that gets this emotionaly attached to you
>She reacted to your emotes before it became cool
>Asks you if you love her but this has a double meaning
>Will pray every day to your grave should you chose to die
>Will carry you on your wheelchair should you chose to succeed Gherman
>Will massage your squiddy tentacles if you chose to eat baby umbilical cords and become the ayy lmao
>Waits so long for you to come back between hunts that sometimes falls asleep like the cutie muffin' she is
>Only firekeeper character you need to work for in order to see since you need 1 insight, and it's worth it because she's the best
>Has a whole boss dedicated to her that further expands her story and why she was made in the first place
>Only firekeeper you see across different realms of existence. Even the real world Doll, an inanimate object, moves her finger once you get close because true love transcends space-time, she feels your presence across dreams
>Probably forcibly fucked multiple times by her creator and suffers from heavy trauma but loves you just as much nonetheless
You can't make this shit up, nothign even comes close to the Doll.
>>338093973
Oh gee I wonder where she got that idea from, it's not like half of the animations are 100% recycled from bloodborne or anything
What the fuck do you think happens after the 2nd ending?
>>338093023
And the ceramic admits she loves you
>>338095250
Only reason I chose that route.
Better question.
Is Annalise rape-able?
Does she have any strength to fight back?
>>338092572
SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE EYES REEEEEEEEE
>>338095250
Wait, what happens in the 2nd route? Never played a Souls game before desu
>>338095931
webm related followed by eternal darkness
>rent Dark Souls 3 on PS4
>pick a spear user because why not
>R1 and R2 are used to attack and it's kind of clunky.
So....this is what everyone is raving about? Does it get better? The gameplay that is?
>>338095250
They sleep together forever in each other's arms
>>338094835
haha w..what a l..loser
>>338096021
>Posting the bad end version
>>338096129
>bad end
>not best end
Firekeeper is so faithful to you and you alone she's willing to betray the entire world for you after you give her the eyes. Pretty sure she will follow your every wish.
>>338092572
She doesn't have eyes, how the fuck is she looking at you with eyes?
>>338095909
But she does have eyes. Shes just blind.
>>338095909
>>338096298
where does it say she has no eyes? She has them covered, you can't see if they're there or not
>>338092576
>so quick to fall in love with the player for just showing up
Haven't played DeS nor BB but none of the fire keepers fall in love nor even care about the player personally beyond being duty bound to serve/enable the next monarch/kindler.
>>338092375
>If she's willing to plunge the world into darkness because you say so
She is only willing to do that because the eyes you give her let's her see that the fire will eventually ignite once again from the dark.
>>338096579
DS3 fire keeper literally betrays her own duty for your own private affair and generally shows sympathy towards the player when you give her eyes.
>>338092252
but Aldrich ate children from village where Anri lived
this is official lore
so sex exist in Dark Souls world
>>338096021
Wow look at those shitty PC graphics.
>>338091824
How do you suppose she's survived as long as she has if not for her "complacent" demeanor. Keep your friends close; keep your enemies closer .
>>338096368
she's not supposed to have them, but she does
>>338091824
Reminder that ubder that mask there's an Ayy Lmao tier face
>>338096368
is that pic before or after giving her the FK eyes?
bah,i doubt there's that much attention to detail when we are not supposed to see her face to begin with.
>>338095225
>Even the real world Doll, an inanimate object, moves her finger once you get close
Wait, what?
Also,
>wanting sloppy seconds
I mean, don't get me wrong, I like the doll best, but I'm also a cuck.
The cycle had finally ended.
The Ashen One now realized this more than ever. As a new, different sun rose above the city of Londor, it was clear that nothing would ever be the same again. The Age of the Gods had truly ended and the Age of Man had finally commenced.
How fitting it was that he ruled from here then. This city was founded on the ruins of New Londo, a city meant to be for humans what Anor Londo was to the Gods. It was only fit that humanity should rule from here.
He indeed hoped that he would be able to provide a just rule. When he usurped the First Flame, he had done so with a clear goal in mind. Not for unlimited power or eternal life, like Yuria the Darkwraith had urged him. No, he had chosen to take the flame to break the eternal curse to which the world was damned when Gwyn first linked the fire.
He still found it ironic even now, that the greatest of Gods committed what was now the considered the First Sin. He had tied humans to the First Flame, sacrificed their humanity to it to keep it burning. As such, they had been doomed to live and die by the Flame, regressing into nothing more than the Hollows they were long ago once it faded.
But no more…
If humanity was indeed tied to the First Flame, then he felt it was only right that it was theirs to possess. So he had given it to them. Like the Furtive Pygmy had done before him, many eons ago, he had split the Flame, passing it on and spreading it to all humans. For with the Flame inside of them, it was forever fed and in turn, one could not turn hollow. It was now Man subjugating the Fire, no longer a slave to it. This, he knew, was as it should be.
Yuria, naturally, had not agreed. The woman had been enraged when she learned of what he had done. She had drawn her weapon and charged at him, cursing him and calling him an unworthy Lord of Hollows. Then and there, she had tried to end him, her rage blinding her to the power he now possessed.
>>338098608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB-W7E-7j2w
>>338091824
well she giggles and laughs and dances for you, which in the grimdark souls universe is akin to bending over and spreading her butt cheeks open. so i guess if you finger her while shes telling you of your duty, she'd be okay with it
With one fell blow, he had plunged his sword through her chest. Her accomplice got the same treatment when she took her turn at assaulting him, her head severed from her neck in a single swoop. He didn’t regret his actions at all; it was mere self-defense on his part. He only felt horror at having to resort to violence, a feeling that increased as a startlingly familiar name passed Yuria’s lips as she died.
Kaathe.
Even he had known who she meant by that. The Primordial Serpent...
The one responsible for the fall of New Londo and Oolacile…
>>338098783
Don't see it. I think you're confusing the torch's heat effect with actual movement.
>>338099015
(Get ready for some tender loving)
After the horror of the kill had subsided, all he had felt was pure anger. Of course, he had already expected Yuria acted on behalf of another party, one who wished to wrest the Flame from the world, but he had not expected it to be a creature he had considered to be myth. Even now, it seemed, the withering old snake wanted to guide humanity to eternal darkness.
He could feel a sneer come onto his face at that thought. The thing was probably gnashing its teeth in the remains of the Abyss at seeing how his intended Dark Lord had turned out. He had indeed forgone to link the flame, but the dark had not overtaken the world either. There was a new order now, one in which Hollows and Unkindled were extinct and Darkwraiths were dying, and the flame would never again be at the whim of Gods or Serpents ever again.
It was this new order of which he now ruled. A world that was far from perfect, and would likely never attain it during his lifetime, but one that allowed humanity to be free. Humans could live and die, free from the Undead Curse. If he could achieve that, as well as a wise and just rule as long as he was capable, then he was content.
That, however, had brought him to another matter. There were many things Lords tended to seek after and he was no different. His predecessors might have chased after riches, power or eternal life. Yet having once been a simple man, his desire was far more modest. As far as he was concerned, one could not rule alone.
Every ruler needed a consort.
>>338098783
those are heat shimmers anon. why are souls-lorefags so retarded
>>338099105
>>338099196
Full screen it. Index finger of her left hand. It's absurdly subtle.
>>338096021
She is so cute clinging onto the fire, protecting it from you.
>>338098149
She is qt3.14. Dont mind the Aldrich creeping up behind her to exact revenge.
>>338099117
Of course, there had already been one other. Or at the very least, that was how she was referred to… Even now, the Ashen One’s heart wept for Anri of Astora. The beautiful, fearless soul who laid down her life for him to become Lord. Even if she was already dead by the time he got to the Darkmoon Tomb, nothing plagued him more than the image of driving that sword through her covered head. It had felt like a grotesque violation of her remains and to call this ritual a “marriage” was utter blasphemy towards this young knight.
He had attempted to restore her. It had been his first act as a Lord, aside from erecting a memorial for the Lords of Cinder. Even if he didn’t necessarily love her, she was a good, valiant person he cared about. She had not deserved her death. He wanted nothing more than to see her breathe again, alive again, and let her go back to Astora to simply live out her life.
Yet it soon became clear that as he had spread the fire to humanity, Hollowed and Unkindled alike had vanished. There was no intermediate state anymore, no brink from which a deceased soul could be saved. There was only life and death and no amount of humanity or fire could bring back that which had already passed away.
Once he thoroughly realized this, he had acted accordingly. He had built a splendid tomb for his fallen comrade and done his best to restore her face before he had her laid to rest. He had her proclaimed as a national hero, an essential person in ending the curse. It had been the least he could do, he felt. If he couldn’t return life to her, he should ensure she could rest in peace, with her dignity intact.
>>338099105
>>338099196
the hand on her lap, retards. Her finger moves.
It creeps me the fuck out
>>338099105
>>338099196
Not him but you're looking at the wrong hand, it's the one resting on her lap that moves (1 finger), not the one close to the torch
There are other videos on the subject too, of which this is not one of them put I'll post it anyway and you can thank me later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8VHIvluRNQ
>>338099196
>Being this much of a blind retard
>>338099105
Thats bullshit, right?
He had visited her all the time initially. Every night, after a trying day of ruling a new kingdom, he had stood at her tomb. He had prayed for her forgiveness, spoke of how much her death had meant to him and changed the world for humanity. He thanked her for her sacrifice and cried over the fact it wasn’t in his power to undo it. It gave him relief to vent these emotions and it was at this elaborate grave that he found solace.
Odd as it seemed, visiting the grave allowed him to make peace with what had transpired. It allowed him to think and contemplate the situation. After a while, he realized that Anri was a knight who had gladly laid down her life to undo the Curse. She even told him as much. Perhaps that meant she attained some small measure of happiness, wherever she now was. She had ushered in the Age of Man and was hailed as a hero upon death. It was all that a knight could hope for.
It had been that revelation that had allowed him to finally let go. Let go of his guilt and leave Anri to her eternal sleep. She was a woman who moved forward in the face of adversity and so should he. It was time to move on, to accept the sins of the past for what they were. A corpse would not keep him warm at night nor help him govern. It was time for him to find himself a spouse.
Obviously, not just any woman would do. There were many suitors in Astora, Carim and Thorolund, but he felt he needed more than a cultured lady of noble blood. Those would not understand the intricacies of the new Age of Man he was ruling.
No, the queen he desired was intelligent and compassionate. She had dignity and empathy. She would guide him and advice him, putting reason above affection or loyalty. She would have to be someone who had the good of Mankind in mind. Someone who understood the significance of the First Flame like no one else. That, he determined, would make the spouse he longed for.
He already had his bride in mind. How could he not? He had already met her long ago…
>>338099576
The Firelink Shrine was fading…
The Fire Keeper felt this in every fiber of her being. This illusion, in which she had been confined, was gone and all that was left was the ruins of what this Shrine once was. It was in these ruins that she waited, though for what she wasn’t certain. Nothing was certain now the Flame had been taken and ashes were no more.
It was comforting, in an odd way. The suffering of this world was finally at an end. The cycle was gone. It meant humanity could move forward and her work as a Firekeeper was done. Her burden had been carried and she could at last descend into the tombs of the Shrine, to be given her eternal rest from this torturous labor.
But there were no people left to lead her to the tombs. Everyone had left long ago. The place was completely abandoned and she was alone. Alone, able to see with the eyes she should not have, and with humanity writhing under her skin.
As such, it startled her when she picked up on thunderous footsteps entered the Shrine. A few large men, dressed in heavy armor, approached her. Something about the sight of them made her anxious, but it was too late to flee as they gained on her and spoke.
“Are you the Fire Keeper of this Shrine?”
She could only nod and gasped as they grabbed hold of her. For a moment, she wondered if perhaps they came to guide her to her final rest and let them. Still, it soon became clear they were taking her out of the Firelink Shrine, dragging her off to a place unknown. Panic overtook her and she started to scream.
“Stop! Let me go! I am a Fire Keeper, my duty is here! Where are you taking me? Who sent you?”
One of the men, knights she now guessed, gave her a curt answer as he put her in a carriage and slammed the door shut.
“You have been summoned by our Lord.”
>>338099746
With that cryptic answer swirling through her head, what followed was an incredibly frightening ride through unknown lands. She tried her best to keep her dignity as she sat, flanked by a knight on either side of her, but deep down, she was afraid. Her captors seemed to notice her fear all too well. They were notably kind to her and offered her food and drink, making certain she was looked after. Still, it did little to calm her and she could only brace for what would await her at the end of her journey.
When the carriage did finally halt, the first thing that the Fire Keeper noticed the sights. All around her were humans, going about their daily business like she recalled from her hometown as a little girl. She was in a city, she realized, one populated not by Hollows or Unkindled, but living beings. Yet that was not the thing that stunned her most. That was the sight of sunlight and the feeling of warm, soothing rays of sun, shining down on her head…
She didn’t get any time to process this shocking revelation. The knights were at her side again, escorting her into what seemed like a keep. Once inside, they brought her into a private chamber and motioned for her to kneel down while announcing her presence. It was clear they intended no harm and tried to be gentle, but they were still strong and rough enough that she instantly dropped onto her knees and could feel herself trembling all over as she stared at the ground.
“Do not be afraid. No one here will harm you. They will face my wrath if they do.”
Immediately, the Fire Keeper stilled. She recognized the one who spoke, gentle and yet commanding. She would know that voice anywhere. A quiver ran through her again as she looked up, a hint of disbelief evident in her answer.
“Ashen One…”
>>338099484
>>338093770
shitty american accent
>>338099484
Try it and find out
>>338099847
She could see how he rose from his apparent throne, motioning the knights to leave them. He approached her, taking hold of her arms and gently helping her up. She couldn’t help but notice how good it felt to feel him near her again, yet she could also not help but wonder why he had sent for her.
“Art thou now Lord of these people, Ashen One? Hast thou sent for me to end my life? For it seems I have outlived my purpose now thou hast usurped the Flame…”
He stared at her for a brief moment, surprise evident in his eyes before smiling. “No. I have brought you here in hopes of giving you another…”
>>338100024
She gave him a questioning look and he leaned close to her. “The fire may no longer need tending, but the hearts of Man do and this throne I sit on was not made for one alone…”
Almost immediately, her eyes went wide. Did the Ashen One truly imply what she thought she was hearing? She was inclined to think he wasn’t and even if he was, she had to refuse.
“Ashen One, I am but a Fire Keeper.”
He shook his head, taking her hands like he had done in the past. “You are someone as loving as she is wise. Someone who understands how the world has changed. Most importantly, you are someone I cherish. Forgive me if I am forward, but I cannot think of anyone else I wish to share this burden with. Be mine and allow me to be yours in turn.”
Once more, the Fire Keeper knew she should refuse him. She had her place, her destiny. She had sworn herself to the role of Firekeeper long ago and she had been raised to fulfill it.
Yet, something deep inside her told her that her destiny no longer mattered. She was a Fire Keeper who had eyes, alive in an age where she was no longer needed. She had even committed the sin of loving an Unkindled. What did the rules of her predecessors matter at this point? There was no point of dying along with the past if there was still a role for her to play.
She looked up at the Ashen One, noticed the hopefulness on his face. He wanted her here, saw her as more than a servant to the First Flame. He had treated her with nothing but kindness and love from the moment he met her and even now, he saw her as worthy to be beside him. How could she answer that but in one way?
She nodded.
>>338099852
You know this shit has been done for PC/PS1. Just checking mate.
>>338099995
>implying I payed money for a console, ever
>>338100125
>>338100125
Then and there, she felt energy coursing through her body. It seeped into her body from where he held her, like a tiny Flame eating away all the excess humanity writhing under her skin. He gently pressed his lips to hers and she could feel how he took the crown away from her face, before placing it on her again, allowing her to see.
“May you wear it on your head instead of over your eyes. So all will know where you came from and how far you have come, like Mankind itself.”
Never before had anything reduced her to tears as much as that one sentence. She knew then and there that she was a Fire Keeper no more, but the tears were those of happiness rather than grief. She was a human, fated to live and die under the sun instead of in a tomb. A Fire Keeper soon turned Queen, presiding next to the Lord of Mankind, to rule together over the Age of Man.
[There's a lewd waiting around. Anyone want it?]
>>338098783
That twitch. Holy shit.
>>338100275
Maybe.
>>338093190
>>338093023
>>338095225
Sonygger defense force still working 24/7, I see.
>>338091824
more curious about the witch karla
>>338091824
she tells you to kill her if you change your mind after giving her the FK eyes, pretty sure she'd say something like 'may you find the peace you seek' after blowing a load in her
>>338091824
ask her voice actor
twitter.com/livmace
>>338100451
4 u
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Everything will change for the Fire Keeper tonight.
She has been queen of Londor for over a year now and she has performed that task well. She has proven a capable leader, she is well-loved by her people and she has proven herself a faithful and worthwhile companion to her Lord. She has come a long way from the simple maiden tending to the First Flame, yet there is one duty in her new life that she hasn’t yet performed.
No one else, either in the Keep or outside of it, knows that she hasn’t yet shared her bed with her husband. There are many reasons for this. The state of affairs within the realm, the establishing of agriculture and trade and growing into her new role as queen and wife. All those made consummating their marriage practically an afterthought and as monarchs and their spouses often sleep separately, a sporadic encounter was out of the question.
Until now.
Things in Londor have simmered down considerably. Something of an economy and law have been established in the Kingdom of Man. Their enemies are either dead or have fled. That leaves her and the Ashen One, or Grey as she prefers to call him by name, with more time to spend together and they have finally decided to heed the duty that comes with a royal union; providing an heir to continue the line.
>>338093541
>men want to fuck
so whats new
>>338093191
>>338093973
>>338100493
wew lad, here's your asthma inhaler, seems like you're having a panic attack.
>>338100567
She would tell you thats its dangerous to succumb to dark magic of lust, then she would blow you.
>>338100668
Chosen Undead is a weeb and shows Firekeeper his hentai stash
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It was her initiative, though she cannot say she isn’t nervous. Her husband has confided in her long ago that he is untouched and so is she. As if she could be anything else. She was prepared for her duty as a Fire Keeper from a young age. Hers was not a life that would involve love or children. Such would only be distractions from tending to the First Flame.
Yet now, there is no fire to tend to any longer and she is a Fire Keeper no more. She is a married woman now and with such a life come new responsibilities. Yet those are responsibilities she never once imagined would apply to her. She is about to enter an unknown world and all she can do is think about all the stories she heard about it.
The things the women in her village told her as a young girl made intercourse sound anything but pleasant. She recalls horrific tales of unimaginable pain and bleeding. Of how uncomfortable it feels to have a male lying on top of you, thrusting into you. She remembers how, in her teenage years, women told her it was simply an unavoidable marital duty and that it was best to just lie back and let your mind wander elsewhere.
Of course, her husband says otherwise. Despite not having bedded anyone either, he claims the act can be pleasurable as well. To prove his point, he presented several books brought in from the East, which went into great detail about the subject. It was rather embarrassing to look through this literature, but she nonetheless admits to herself that she found it very educational and appreciates his concern for her wellbeing.
>>338100493
>b-but Sony!
Get your head out of your own ass. The fucking Emerald Herald from DS2 was more engaging than the cumdump in DS3
>>338100871
As such, she feels a little less frightened when she enters her husband’s bedchambers alongside him. The Ashen One makes sure to lock the door behind them, to give them all the necessary privacy. He then turns to her, but it is clear he’s not fooled by her attempt at a careless smile.
“Are you sure you want to do this, Seri? I can wait as long as you’d like.”
She nods. “No, I am ready. Besides, we have to eventually, do we not?”
Instantly, she gets a sigh. “I’d rather not have you look at this as a chore. I want this to be something we both enjoy, not just to conceive a child.”
Once again, she feels incredibly touched. “I know, Grey, but we cannot tell for certain until we actually attempt it, do we?”
She receives a smile and a laugh in response and he leans in to kiss her. By now, he has kissed her at least a thousand times and she finds she’s very fond of it. It isn’t long before she responds, passionate and bold. She leans into his body, finding herself getting lost in his warmth. His body is not something she fears and she hopes that it will still hold true by the end of the night.
Indeed, it isn’t long before she feels his hands slip under her robes. She has long since traded her dingy old Fire Keeper robes for silks and satins and she knows very well her husband enjoys the sight of her in them. Even so, she is a little nervous for him to see what’s underneath them. Thus, she braces herself, waiting for his reaction with tenseness and, oddly enough, anticipation.
It feels odd to have the Ashen One look her over like this. She has never been naked in front of a man before and the sensation is an odd one. She feels immensely vulnerable, fighting the urge to cover her breasts and private parts. Yet her skin is flushed despite the relatively cool temperature of the room and she feels a strange twinge in her stomach, one she cannot identify as either nervousness or fear.
>>338100756
Her dialogue is filled with so many innuendosReminds me of this one girl I was infatuated with
>>338100937DefenseForce24/7
>>338100983
It’s clear her husband doesn’t dislike what he sees. Seri can feel his eyes glide over her naked form. She senses the appreciation in them, even lust, but she finds it doesn’t unsettle her. His is the look of a man about to embrace his lover rather than a predator preparing to pounce on its prey. His words only reflect this.
“You look absolutely enchanting.”
She swears she’s turning red all over her body when he says that, though she notices he’s as awkward as she is. The Fire Keeper quietly decides it’s rather endearing. So when he points to his own clothes, too shy to spit out the fact he wants her to undress him, she decides to indulge his wish.
The Fire Keeper is surprised at how calm she is as she starts to open his shirt. Her eyes are fixed on his body as it becomes bare to her, even though she told herself earlier she’d look away. Why, she isn’t certain, but it doesn’t occur to her to avert her gaze either.
The sight of him is mesmerizing. Her husband is a fully fledged knight, capable of wielding heavy armors and weapons, and his physique reflects this in every way. Well-trained muscles move ever so subtly under the skin, making for a glorious image she couldn’t help but take in. Again, there is that twinge in her stomach and when a voice in the back of her mind urges her to reach out and touch him, she can’t help but wonder. Is it actually desire that she feels?
>>338100937
Maiden in Black and the Doll are the only good leveling companions, as usual the multiplats get the hand-me-down scraps.
>>338101140
With that question in mind, she continues her task. She unbuckles his belt, before pulling his pants down. She dismantles his loincloth with similar efficiency. He is now as naked as she is and still, she finds herself looking him over.
She thought seeing him unclothed would be uncomfortable, intimidating. She is quite surprised this is not the case. It is a little awkward, sure enough, but it also feels natural. She is simply looking at another naked human and quite a handsome one at that.
“You’re splendid…”
The words leave her mouth before she can stop them and she is glad she didn’t when her husband smiles. Soon, his lips are on hers again and she’s lifted off the ground. She blushes as their skin makes contact and leans into him as he brings her over to the bed. The soft bedcovers feel cool against her legs and rear as he sets her down, but the sensation is quickly lost in the heat of their kisses.
It isn’t long before Seri feels something hard and unyielding poke against her stomach. Annoyed, she reaches down to try and move it. Immediately, Grey lets out a small grunt and she realizes with no small amount of mortification just what she grabbed on to. She pulls her hand back, her face beet red.
“Seri, please… Feels good…”
The Ashen One’s pleas catch her by surprise and it causes the heat in her cheeks to intensify. Does he actually…like it when she touches him there? The idea of doing it again is just embarrassing, but since she doesn’t feel ready to do anything else yet, she figures she might as well. Swallowing her pride, she obliges and reaches out again.
The moment her fingertips brush past his member again, Grey shudders. The sound nearly makes her jump, but she nonetheless takes hold of him. She moves her hand up and down, slowly at first. His manhood feels smooth and hard, her fingers trailing past the veins and across the head. She must admit it’s not unpleasant and she quickly becomes bolder.
Dark Souls and Bloodborne are two of the worst games I've ever played.
Everyone in this thread needs to kill themselves.
do they bathe?
>>338101009
Too bad she stinks. Unless you're into that
>>338101342
Using both her hands now, she applies a bit more pressure. Almost immediately, his hips buck and he leans his head against her shoulder. He grunts softly, quietly begging her to keep going. The small noises he emits have a strange effect on her and she finds it’s not revulsion. In fact, she finds they exhilarate her. There is something very exciting about her having this level of control and again, she feels that hint of desire in her stomach.
Suddenly, the Fire Keeper thinks back to that Eastern book he showed her. A particular picture comes to mind and as lewd as it seemed to her at the time, it now seems rather tempting. Part of her wonders if she even dares to attempt it, but she figures she never knows until she tries.
She moves away from him, lowering her head. Closing her eyes, she darts out her tongue and runs it over his manhood. She can hear his breath hitch and the beginnings of a protest come over his lips, only to quickly die down as she licks him again. His taste is quite agreeable to her and it isn’t long before she gains the courage to fully take him into her mouth.
Trying to recall what she saw on that picture, Seri starts to move her head up and down. Within moments, she has discovered a steady rhythm, one she can manage and Grey definitely seems to like. She feels her husband’s hands bury into her hair, though he’s careful not to push her down on his length. When she looks up, she can see his face shows pure pleasure and it makes her confident enough to step it up.
Now using her hands and tongue, she finds herself quite at ease with pleasuring him this way. In fact, she must admit she finds it quite arousing herself. A strange heat settles between her legs and she doubles her efforts, licking and sucking at him with abandon. She wonders if she could finish him just doing this and his groaning and encouragement almost makes her want to find out.
>>338093854
College work, lab research, networking
Why did from destroy magic in Das3? At least in 1 and 2 you could be pure caster and still do well in pvp not here.
>>338101462
Yet just as that thought goes through his mind, the Ashen One stops her. She looks up, wondering if she did anything wrong. Before she can ask, however, he shakes his head, smiling.
“Let me return the favor?”
Her face flushes an entirely new color of red at that question. If he is only remotely suggesting what she thinks… Still, the throbbing in her womanhood has a strange effect on her and she nods. Why not find out what he has in mind first?
The Fire Keeper squeaks when he leans down and puts his lips around a nipple. A shockwave of heat flashes through her frame. Part of her is stunned at feeling his mouth on such an intimate part of her, yet the sensation is mesmerizing and she doesn’t pull away. She offers no resistance when he pushes her back on the bed and excitedly gets to work on her breasts.
Small mewls leave her mouth as he starts to suck on the sensitive flesh. He grazes the nubs with his teeth, before soothing them with his tongue and swirling it around the peaks. Every little movement burns its way to her core, causing her to squirm at the pressure gathering there. She had never imagined him touching her like this would feel this intense and despite the supposed taboo nature of it all, she can’t get enough.
The sigh she lets out when he pulls back is definitely one of disappointment. Grey ignores her, simply kissing his way down her stomach. She jerks a little when she suddenly feels his fingers on her womanhood. She whines softly as he starts to stroke her clit. His touches are soft, light as a feather, and yet his every movement has her go rigid.
She is so lost in the sensation that she barely notices his mouth trailing lower. She cries out when she suddenly feels his tongue replace his fingers, her hands shooting to her mouth in order to muffle the sound. It is soon followed by many more as he starts to lap at the most sensitive area of her body. His tongue sends electricity through her veins, making her body wind up like a spring.
>>338101506
Neither of those things are deep or profound.
>>338101509
They didn't. it's actually really good. People are just bad and don't realize it's not super easy mode anymore. Also you need 3 rings, a hat and a shitty sword in your mainhand if you want it to do big dick damage, which it does.
>>338101462
no one is reading your shit you fucking autistic inbred fuck.
>>338091824
Fuck off, autist.
>>338100937
See this? >>338100754
>>338101339
You seriously can't defend these people.
>>338101339
What if it's because of Sony meddling?
What if Sony requires a main waifu in every game?
>>338101874
>>338101818
I am. I just dont post because captcha is making me do child labor by forcing me to find rivers over and over.
>>338101837
But they're useful, unlike you or fantasizing about sex with fake women.
Well, you wouldn't understand the things I research so you can't be talking here.
>>338101818
Suddenly, a finger slides past her slit. She jerks, only to realize she’s so wet that her womanhood barely offers resistance. She moans, this intimate breach of her body feeling strangely pleasurable. It feels even better when he adds another fingers and when he starts to slide them in and out while his tongue stimulates her clit, all conscious thought rapidly eludes her.
“Please… I want you…”
Seri can barely believe what she’s even saying. Still, she doesn’t regret it. So far, everything they have done has been rather exciting. He’s been gentle and patient with her and she now feels secure enough to go all the way.
Her husband is quick to heed her call. She can feel his fingers leave her sheath and he leans back to wipe his mouth on his arm. He climbs on top of her and she feels his manhood press against her opening.
“I’ll go slow, alright?”
She nods, smiling, once again overcome with affection by his concern for her comfort. His fingers find her clit again and her breath comes out in gasps. He pushes into her very slowly and she quietly focuses on the feeling of his hands, trying to relax as much as possible.
When he finally sheaths himself fully, it barely hurts. Even so, she’s thankful when he holds still and immensely glad he got her wet and receptive beforehand. He leans down to kiss her, which she happily responds to while quietly taking in their situation.
Contrary to what she was told, having Grey on top of her is not unpleasant at all. Having him against her and inside of her feels intimate, safe, and the warmth in her abdomen is becoming near unbearable. She doesn’t understand why, but she wants him to move and impatiently moves her hips to indicate as much.
With a soft growl, her husband starts to move. The first thrust feels strange, but the second one already feels a lot better. The friction it’s causing feels extremely good and it isn’t long before she starts matching his movements, trusting in her instinct to do the right thing.
She literally ends the fire for you and lets you curbstomp her
I doubt she'd object to a dicking
>>338101869
Another example.
>>338102000
SONY IS GOOD
SONY IS GREAT
SONY YOUR ASS THEY WILL DOMINATE
WOOOOOOOOOOO SONY YAAHOOO I'M SO ALIVE THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVERwaste of trips 2bh
>>338102071
>>338101818
>>338101342
>>338101140
>>338100983
>>338100871
>>338100668
>>338102071
>>338102071
By now, she has become quite vocal, but it matters nothing to her as he spears her all the way to her core. That twinge deep inside her is swiftly growing into an inferno and she desperately wants more of it. Every time he pushes into her, she can feel him graze against a spot inside her that has her gasp and when that feeling she craves doesn’t seem to come fast enough, she impatiently starts to push against him.
Catching onto her intent, he picks her up and leans back. Seri impatiently shoves his back against the covers and pushes herself down on him. She starts to rock her hips, desperately taking him deep inside. Her inner walls clench around him like a vise as he goes in all the way to the hilt and she loves every moment of it.
Grey clearly shares her sentiment. As her gaze briefly meets his eyes, his look his one of appreciation and lust. Soon, he is reaching up to play with her breasts once more, muttering just how beautiful she is. Another hand slides to the area between her legs, finding the weak spot there once more.
Suddenly, the pressure in her belly explodes. She practically screams as a wave of pleasure overtakes her body. She quivers all over her slender frame, frantically working herself over his manhood. He is happy to rise to the occasion, slamming himself into her until he too finds release.
She can feel his seed come out in short, quick bursts. Knowing this is a necessary part of their lovemaking, she doesn’t move, leaning her hands on his shoulders. She feels out of breath but satisfied and right now, she wants nothing but just enjoy the afterglow of their glorious first union.
[End]
>>338102068
Sounds like you researched dick more than anything
>Still posting on 4chan in like your 30s
lmao fucking hang yourself fag
>>338102271
[Just kidding, bitch Darkmoons]
After a while, Seri feels how her husband pulls her down and takes her into his arms. He carefully withdraws from her, leaving her somewhat empty and forlorn. It’s a feeling she quickly shakes off as he holds her close and she nuzzles his chest to take in his warmth.
He kisses her, fondles her as he pulls her close. “You didn’t get hurt, I hope?”
She shakes her head. Their coupling was not painful or in any way violating. It felt natural and above all, it was pure ecstasy. If this is what it is like to share a bed with her husband, it is not something she is going to regard merely as a duty.
“You did not, love. I rather enjoyed it. I assume conceiving an heir will not be for my lack of motivation.”
The Ashen One laughs at her remark and pulls her in for another kiss. She is a willing recipient and curls up against him. Her fingers run over his chest and abdomen, shamelessly enjoying the body that is now hers by right of marriage. That thought is a lot more alluring than it perhaps should be, but right now, bundled up in his arms and still feeling the aftermath of her first ever orgasm, she couldn’t care less.
After several moments, however, the passion she had felt before returns to her body. How it could happen so fast, she cannot explain. All she knows is that she wants to join her body with his again, sharing the pleasure she had just become acquainted with once more.
>>338102068
You'll wake up when you get to the real world.
>>338094835
who let their dad post
>>338102281
Nope, I'm in my young 20s.
And nothing's stopping me from being productive while occasionally browsing this site for shits and giggles.
But keep projecting your useless onto others who visit the same site as you.
Then again, you fap to fake women so your parents would want you to kill yourself. Do it for the love of your parents.
>>338102258
You've been corrupted by their retardness. I'm sorry.
>>338102412
Grey seems to catch on rather quickly. Within seconds, Seri finds herself on her back again, knees against his chest. He pushes inside in one smooth stroke and this time, there is no pain at all. A hearty moan escapes her throat, but by now, she no longer cares if anyone outside their chambers will hear her. She wants to experience that high again and preferably as soon as possible.
Her husband is less cautious this time. Having a better idea of what she can take, he dares to be a little rougher with her. She doesn’t mind at all, enjoying that he doesn’t hold back on her or treats her like a brittle vase on a pedestal. She has been tending to the First Flame for all her life, naught but an avatar for its humanity. All she wants now is to actually feel human and he does that for her in the best way possible.
The Fire Keeper doesn’t complain when he moves her to her side, keeping a leg captured against his shoulder, and reenters her from a new angle. She makes no secret of the pleasant sensations this causes and she can only note with amusement that the Eastern book was a good investment. It’s the last sophisticated thought she has, as all her attention soon goes back to the shockwaves of bliss shooting through her frame.
Her toes curl, her breath comes out in short gasps and all her nerves are set alight. Right now, the building could be on fire and she wouldn’t even care. The pleasure that was building inside her last time is feeling even more intense now. It’s only a matter of time before it erupts into another orgasm and she can only wonder how she can get there faster.
A naughty idea strikes her. Something she spied in that book of his. Deciding to act on this, she carefully eases Grey away from her. He lets out a frustrated grunt, but she simply rolls onto her stomach, getting on all fours. She looks over her shoulder, smirking, but all she gets is a shocked look and a hesitant response.
“Are you sure?"
>>338102414
Maybe not college, but networking is useful for the real world, you inbred NEET.
>>338102485
>I'm in my young 20s
>but let me talk about how I THINK you should be thinking past here!
No, you fucking dolt. You reek of pseudo-intellectual STEM major trash, I bet you're balding already.
>>338102578
While the Ashen One’s mindfulness of her physical and mental wellbeing is charming, she has little use for it now. She nods impatiently, driving her point home by slipping a hand between her legs to relieve the ache herself. That jolts him into action and within moments, he has mounted her and goes right back to thrusting into her.
The Fire Keeper undulates against him, driving him in all the way to the hilt. She can feel fluids leak out of her, allowing him to go even harder and faster. Her fingers dig into the sheets, her moans raspy and urgent, and when he slips his hand between her legs to stroke her clit, she comes apart once more.
All she sees is a deep, bright white as her body shudders under the force of her release. It’s only her husband’s arms that keep her from collapsing and she couldn’t care less as he pushes all the way in to follow her blissful ascent. She’s barely even aware of it when the two of them fall against the covers, his face buried in her shoulders while he keeps stroking her to prolong their pleasure.
By the time they have finally regained their faculties, Seri barely has it in her to even move. Thankfully, she doesn’t have to. Using his last ounce of strength, Grey drags the both of them under the covers. He has her curl up in her arms, before sharing a last kiss for the night with her.
“Did you have as much fun as I had?”
She smiles tiredly. “I definitely think I had, my love. Though do not expect me to leave your bedchamber any time soon, this night or any other.”
He chuckles a little at her joking tone. “Good…”
Seconds after this reply, his eyes drift shut. She isn’t bothered by this. This first bedding has clearly been as taxing on him as it is on her and she herself feels rather tired too. A long, well-earned sleep is definitely in order, especially considering all the new trials that await them again tomorrow as part of ruling a monarchy.
>>338102697
As she falls asleep, a hand moves to her stomach. She doesn’t doubt that very soon, she will be with child. A process that, she must admits, will be a lot less of a chore than she thought it would be. She doesn’t mind being a mother as well as a wife. This child will be an heir, a continuation of the line her husband started, but above all, a consummation of their love. The first seeds planted in the Age of Man.
[Go forth and shitpost, the OP's question has been answered.]
>summoned fire keeper
>stabbed her
>my fucking face whenstomping on her face
They call me ashen one cause the flame in my heart is gone, I'm ice cold niggah
>>338101362
Cleansing magic, anon
>>>338092252
reproduction != sex
>>338101509
>in 1 and 2 you could be pure caster and still do well in pvp
lol
>Dark Souls Sexualized
OP gets no pussy.
>>338102668
No, actually I'm an actuary (not working yet, but I already passed the first 3 tests), and I'm doing financial engineering.
I don't care if you think about fake women, it doesn't harm me. I just want you to know your life choices are pathetic. If anything, you keep me ahead of the curve.
>>338102954
>faggot anime poster
yeah i'm sure you're rolling in it man
>>338102485
>>338102626
Holy shit you're so up your own ass. Yes anon you are the only human being who can browse this board but also maintain a job and direction in life. Yeah we're projecting here.
You're a fucking child with no grasp of real life but just got into college and now thinks he has the world sussed. It'd be endearing it weren't so obnoxious.
>>338102995
>Hasn't even entered the fucking workforce
>Thinks he can talk down to people
Man, you are even more pathetic than fags who jack to scat and shit.
Protip: What you masturbate to has very little effect on who you are as a person as long as you aren't autistic.
Try talking down to people when you actually contribute something to society you stupid little grub.
>yfw you were stepping on Aldrich during the boss fight
>>338102995
Is this you?
>>338103225
Then who did I kill? The goo stays after the fight is over.
I want to fulfill Yuria's dreams!
>>338102995
>Pencil pushing faggot is a faggot
Who'd have guessed it?
>>338103328
She is the best.
>>338095225
almost half of those are new dlc content you fucking cuck.
>doll did the emote first so firekeeper suck for doing it
>mib does the hub and level up waifu first so doll is fucking suck for doing it
this is what you filthy sonniggers sound like.
>>338103304
>fag says hes young 20s
>That post was 3 years ago
HOLY SHIT IT ADDS UP
>>338103312
Anon...
>>338103190
>>338103185
Unfortunately for you, I've already made more than you ever have just in my internship and part-time teaching job alone.
I'd say society's deemed me more valuable.
Not even trying to insult you dumb fucks, in fact you should take my words as helpful criticism
>>338103304
"Almost have a girlfriend"
Kek la kek what does almost even mean
> not fucking and dumping
>>338103492
This is so pathetic god damn.
Get a grip you fucking spastic
>>338103492
lol
>>338102837
I dont think I have ever read this kind of stuff, but it was pretty well written and I enjoyed the ride. Also fuck rivers.
>>338103328
>Our Lord of Hollows...
>>338103492
Holy shit, no one cares. 4chan is not the place to brag about your own personal achievements
>>338103372
>Being qualified for a high salary job makes you a faggot
>Jerking off to video game characters is A-ok
>>338103624
It's always tree or flowers for me. The giant road sign one is the best, at least it's easy to see
>>338102837
Nine months later, she has the child. It is a girl, and the warrior is enraged. His rage inspires her to be the greatest warrior of all time. Despite her best efforts, she fails, and is never that good of a warrior. Nobody wants to use the knowledge of the Eastern book on her. She dies alone, but she had plenty of time to come to terms with it, so it was a peaceful death.
The end.
>>338102837
bretty gud
I saved all of it and will shitpost with it
>>338103492
>>338103492
> keeps bragging
> doesnt post pictures to prove
How new are you
>>338103569
>>338103679
You reek of jealousy by responding.
Classic rule is to ignore people you think are faggots.
You should do that if you're tired of my shit.
>>338096936
That doesn't explain where they came from at all.
>>338103784
>enraged
>the first babby not to be born with the darksign in thousands of years
>>338103718
Tonight its bugged. Its making me do it 3-6 times in a row. And those are the ones where if you pick one, new one will appear. Fucking this. I didnt even shitpost in this thread nor any other tonight.
>>338103805
>Missing the point of 4chan
Again, this isn't about my accomplishments, it's more about you people wasting your time thinking about useless crap.
>>338103847
You have literally nothing to be jealous of.
>>338102485
You are a new breed of cringe.
There's honesty in admitting you want to fuck something real, fictional, it's not the deepest type of thought but whatever.
But you, oof false bravado on the internet how can you manage such a difficult task, it takes so much strength of will to be a narcissistic ass on 4chan.
You're pathetic, mate. And the only place you can convince yourself you're better than others is here and that just makes you all the more pathetic.
I have a theory that birth and death in the Souls universe are the same.
that it's an afterlife of sorts.
Robe Of Prayer is supposedly the robes Lothric was "born" in, his "swaddling robes" yet they fit a grown man.
this leads me to think that being "born" in lordran is death, when you become undead is when you are "born"
meaning:
>you die in the real world
>awake in lordran, live as a "shade" for a while until you die again, if you are "human" you die for good, but...
>if you bear the darksign you are "born" as an undead and begin to hollow
unkindled are just undead that weren't powerful enough to link the flame and burned to ash, they get shoved in the cemetery of ash in case they are needed, they are immune to hollowing but still bear the darksign.
>>338091824
Do some gestures at her she does different things.
>>338103949
I got the one where I was suppose to click on the item until none are left. One square was a street sign for 8 consecutive clicks
This happened 5 times in a row
>>338103492
That's weird. I'm already getting paid plenty from my full time teaching job and have already ushered great new talent out into the world in my short time but still don't feel the need to brag about or put down random strangers on the internet for it.
Somewhere, someday life will knock that shitty little prick attitude out of you and it'll do you a world of good.
>>338104032
>>338104029
Ugh you must be conservative.
>>338104032
Are you patting yourself on the back for admitting to want to fuck a fictional character?
Seriously?
Dude, I'm fine with you thinking I'm a faggot, but don't think for a second what you're doing is fine.
>>338104029
Why are you responding if you're not jealous?
My ego's too large for you to harm.
I'm not even an oldfag, but I know you're supposed to ignore people you think are faggots.
>>338095909
she does have eyes, just like Irina still has her eyes, they're both just blind.
>>338104242
Good for you, not even being sarcastic here.
And I'm not saying you as a person are a waste of space or time.
I'm saying your particular ACTION of jerking off to the firekeeper is a waste of time.
>>338104224
Glad its not captchas revenge on me in particular.
>>338096478
Firekeepers have their eyes removed so they can't see how bleak the future is.
>>338104458
So is your action of parading yourself above others like a faggot for the last half an hour.
>>338104503
Full of shit. What about Irina? Or the one in Firelink shrine in DS1?
>>338095909
Look at the flowers you retarded fuck. Only once do those flowers and the Fire Waifu appear together, and she has eyes then.
>>338092572
She'd probably be like that tbqh.
>Kill her
>Sit at the fire
>"O-oh, sorry ashen one... I can't die, I apologize."
You could probably rape her if you wanted to.
>>338104639
Irina is blind. Firelink shrine one from das1 is also blind. Firekeepers that aren't blind have their eyes removed, those that are do not.
>>338104589
Nonsense, I'm giving constructive criticism to basement dwellers who should be thinking about their future.
It's like >>338104242's teaching job.
>>338104724
source?
>>338104458
May as well say that any form of individual recreation is a waste of time. There is essentially no difference between jerking it to a fictional woman or a photoshopped makeup clown of a model that you will never meet.
For someone whom claims to spend value their time and contribution towards society you certainly chose a very odd subject matter to dedicate two fucking hours critisizing.
>16:51:01
>18:52:32
And starting with "That's the problem with your generation" when you are in your fucking 20s is even more laughable.
>>338104782
I'm that anon.
>>338104813
The games.
>>338091824
well they are blind for a reason...
>>338104813
Just give the firekeeper eyes and she tells you this and ask if you're sure you want her to see.
>>338104874
I'm not >>338093541.
He stopped replying a long time ago, should be obvious considering how fast I respond.
Come on, this is simple.
On a scale of comfy to comfycomfy, how comfy is she?
>>338104942
I very much doubt the Anor Londo firekeeper, whatever her name is is also blind, but she has a helmet on, so
>>338105003
I don't think they're like actual physical human eyes, they would have rotted otherwise when you get them, they're some future seeing special eyes or something
>>338104724
the firelink shrine one was mute and had her tongue cut out
>>338105121
They all suck honestly. Solitary bonfire is still the best.
>>338105240
contrarian dickbag
>>338105282
Get rekt, sonygger.
>>338105020
That you replied to something not directed towards you is rather dumb. Either way:
>18:20:44
>18:52:32
That you seem to think it is better that you have been rapidly responding over meaningless shit for roughly 30 minutes rather than sporadically responding over the course of two hours makes it clear that you are missing a rather fundamental point. You are University level? Not very impressive.
>>338093186
only just
Doll>all other maidens
>>338105390
>>338105020
Get a room, autismos.
>>338102936
Given the nature of the universe, there's not much to suggest that anyone would be interested in sex, never mind participating in it.
>>338105361
Joke's on you, I don't actually play video games.
>>338105282
I'll be a bit more diplomatic then. They don't suck but I never cared for them personally.I prefered it being me and the fire stranded out in god-knows-where.
>>338105390
>Meaningless
How is encouraging NEETs to get a job meaningless?
Yeah, I know lots of people who are better actuaries than me, including some coworkers who are close to passing all 8 tests.
I'm not bragging about myself, but I'm saying I'm in a better position than fuckheads who have nothing better on their mind than fapping to fictional characters.
>>338105536
>implying anyone does
>>338102025
If so then Sony knows what's important
>>338105724
Good luck on your tests, anon.
So who you lads fapping to tonight? I'm craving some Midna
>>338106149
Havent decided yet. Maybe some loli Dragon Quest stuff.
>>338106149
SNAKES
FUCKING
EVERYWHERE
>>338105724
>Implying only NEETS jerk off to porn
Are you serious m8 or just hardcore projecting?
>>338106432
Read the whole thread.
I wasn't saying there was anything wrong with fapping, or fapping to a fictional character.
I'm criticizing these fucks who do nothing but that.
>>338105431
>>338093186
You can have a better view by doing the Toast and Path of the Dragon (and maybe others) gestures next to her.
>>338106564
Where was it implied that they do nothing but that?
>>338105724
At this point the irony is palpable. Here you are are on your soap box, bemoaning all the faceless unknowns in this thread, coming from all walks of life and all potentially drastic different skill sets, interests and hobbies than you. Yet you are clearly so adamant that this faceless mob of complex human beings is beneath you and obviously don't have any other thoughts occupying their minds during their 16-18 hour days that you've taken it upon yourself to generously give up your time to tell how much we're wasting ours.
>>338106794
He made a baseless assumption.
>>338106794
The fact that nobody even tried stating the contrary except >>338104242.
Instead, they just get assblasted when I tell them I have my future secured.
Not even insulting them for being NEETs or doing nothing but jerk around, just calling them out on doing BOTH.
>>338106835
>>338107027
Then go ahead and tell me you have a decent job like I do, or is at least qualified for one, and I'll shut up.
You honestly think my main goal is to brag anonymously?
>>338107178
We are trying to have a civil conversation about Firekeepers, why do any of us have to prove ourselves to some sperg? Its your obligation not to assume baseless shit.
>>338107178
I'm
>>338104242
Go away you retarded faggot child. Emphasis on the child.
>>338096021
It's all ogre
>>338107396
Yeah, that's the fucking problem, literally having a discussion on who to fap to when you should worry about getting a job.
This isn't an ego trip for me, it's me hoping you guys would do something better.
If you don't want me talking shit, then just tell me to shut the fuck up and say you already have a good job. Or just say you're fine with being a fucking NEET with no future.
Instead of doing either of those that, people here are actually trying to justify their degenerate actions; go read the thread yourself and see.
>>338106149
good taste
>>338106371
also good taste
>>338107662
Its your obligation not to assume baseless shit, get back on topic anon.
>>338107439
Considering my part time teaching job at my university makes more than your full time job (not to mention I got paid even more for my internship), you should be pretty ashamed society deems a child more valuable than you.
But alas, I suppose your thick skin is useful defense mechanism.
>>338107858
Consider it a hypothesis.
And it's not baseless if you read the comments I reply to.
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>>338107662
Im a CEO making 400k that browses /v/, now give it a rest champ.
>>338107662
I'll jerk off to whatever the fuck I want . That's none of you're concern you supreme faggot. Who stood up in the thread and said I'M A NEET BTW. Nobody that's who. You're just wen't on a little trip, started baselessly painting people with a broad brush and are now feeling the fool for it.
>>338108171
>feeling the fool
Too bad I'm still pretty confident most of you are worthless NEETs.
If you weren't ashamed of being a NEET, you'd just tell me you have a job, and I'd be gone, instead you keep justifying yourselves.
Even I'm the fool here (not ruling out the possibility, no matter how unlikely), I'm certainly not feeling it.
>>338108037
>Merely pretending to be retarded
>>338091824
Whatever the Firekeeper's reaction it would be a welcome change to her general lack of presence and personality.
Considering that she happily will lewdly dance for you endlessly results of theoretical sexual advances are rather promising however.
>>338091824
That depends on your build. She'd laugh at your little penis if were a dexfag.
>>338109443
>lewdly dance
>just twirls around a few times
>>338092576
But Shanalotte is garbage
>>338110608
>>338110608
Who's Shanalotte?
>>338110737
Oh right nevermind sorry.
>>338110062
What are you implying? If you use the Path of the Dragon gesture she will twirl endlessly. If that is not provocative I don't know what is. The next step would clearly behand holding.In a world without firecuddlingfor warmth just makes sense too.
>>338092572
this, but can Ashen ones even fuck?
>>338111232
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>>338098995
Time for Finger, but hole!
>>338096061
Try the weapon arts, try two-handing, try other weapons. The whole game ain't spears. You should find a weapon you think is cool and fun and then try to get the stats to wield it properly if you don't gave them yet.
>>338103624
>>338103718
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>>338104491
>not using the legacy captcha
>literal smut in this fucking thread
Soulfags are such fucking degenerates.
>>338091824
Every time I think about this, I always wonder about how different the Souls games would be if the protagonist was just a straight up horrible person.
>Ashen One returns to Firelink, then gropes and molests the fire keeper before spitting in her face, throwing her to the ground and raping her while insulting her and pulling her hair even though she offers no resistance
>nobody will do jack shit about it because he's so good at killing the Lordskinda depressing desu
>>338113632
nobody will do anything becauseFLS is an illusion
