Nice planet you've got there. Mind if I move in?
I will never forget the first time I fought this assholes only to get 1 shotted through my shield
Don't even get me started on the black phantom shroom dads
Yeah dude you look pretty cool
>>338047981
I've played dark souls i know enough not to fuck with fungus people. I bet their armada consists of fist mounted spaceships.
I've always wanted to fuck a mushroom so, welcome home
>>338048612
what the fuck anon
>>338048612
>I always wanted to fuck a mushroom
Have you ever considered how fucking stupid that is anon? The wish to fuck a fungal form of life, usually smaller than your foot?
>>338048796
I understand neither the question nor the objection
>>338047981
thats an odd way to say "I'm a poor shroom and can't afford any clothes, can you donate some?"
but I get it, you are too emberassed about it to tackle it head on
>>338049176
Biggest living thing on Earth is a "fungal form of life"
>>338049920
Ork warboss?
>>338049982
If only, git
If only
>>338047981
There are no disadvantages to migration.
>can request minerals or energy credits if you let aliens migrate
>can do it with every empire
>literally free resources
>unless the aliens are bad ethics they are a huge boost for you
>can colonize shit planets your primary race can't
>can help boost the population of new colonies
>>338047981
>Surrounded by tough neighbors as a democracy
>Have those mushrooms as a neighbor too
>Ally them since they're the only one who is remotely friendly
>Few years go by and they ask for migration access
>Sure, who gives a shit
>Build up a fleet and conquer my shittiest neighbor years later
>Go to purge the planets so I can move my own citizens
>Almost all of my planets are filled with mushrooms
>Election starts at the exact same time
>A fucking shroom becomes the president
>My own people voted a fucking fungus into office
SPORED
>>338049920
Orkz don't count anon, and for my knowledge, aren't most of them small corpse eaters? Just because there is one bigger than a Rafflesia doesn't mean your wish to fuck a rotting tissue eating organism any more normal
>>338050740
Kek
>>338047981
why is everyone acting as if this guy is a race with distinctive characteristics and traits? those are just portraits, right? this guy can be democratic pacifistic xenophile or fascist xenophobe, can't he?
>>338048612
Yeah, yeah, that sounds like a really good idea.
>>338048796
don't you wonder how will they react?
fucking different species is helping the science
>>338051139
He's not human, is he?
Collectivist > Xenophobe
Xenophobe and militarist is useless.
>>338047981
Sure thing bro, we already kinda started a colony here though.
>>338051646
BUT MUH IMPERIUM ROLEPLAY
>>338050958
>a rotting tissue eating organism
Oh, you're one of them vegetabletarianists I see
>>338051646
Militarist has some uses like full bombardment but xenophobe is counterproductive at best.
>>338051646
Militarist + Individualist is okay. Military democracies have huge fleet upkeep bonuses.
>>338051824
Hell no anon, I absolutely love meat, however, not to consider corpses lying in the ground for several days as rotting tissue is kind of stupid.
>>338047981
Yeah no problem.
Can I play this game on a toaster?
>>338053097
Use small galaxies with the dust turned off.
Small galaxies are more fun anyway, the AI's shit at handling distance.
>>338047981
Sure, it's not like i can have more than 6 of them.
>>338053097
Runs about the same as Crusader Kings 2 and EUIV on my 2013 Macbook air, which isn't exactly a gaming behemoth.
>>338049920
>>338050958
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-largest-organism-is-fungus/
>>338053565
Am I supposed to be surprised that a organism capable of nigh infinite expansion if given conditions to do so got said conditions and expanded?
I mean, its neat, and you could make a whole lot of mushroom soup, but that still does not excuse anons from having the wish to jizz in fungal forms of life.
>>338048612
>fuck mushroom
>parts of it breaks off and falls into your dickhole
>get to enjoy literal mushroom dick for a week until you're compost
>>338054003
But at least you fucked it
Besides, maybe Cordyceps is fun when you've got a central nervous system as complex as a human
>>338048440
Wrong thread faggot
>>338053967
>I mean, its neat, and you could make a whole lot of mushroom soup, but that still does not excuse anons from having the wish to jizz in fungal forms of life.
but what if they were cute mushroom girls
then it would be ok
>>338054283
How would one go ahead and make a fungal form of life whose main form of sustenance is slowly being parasitic and eating flesh, cute?
It has no tits, it has no ass, it has nothing to fuck, it would likely eat anything you gave it, it would eat hats and clothes, and if you fucked it, its likely your dick would be eaten slowly or you would be incubating mushshrooms on your dick canal. Come the fuck on.
>>338054592
>he doesn't want a cute mushroom girl to veg out on his couch
>he doesn't want fresh mushrooms for breakfast every day
I think you're the one with the problem here, anon
>>338053565
>10 square kilometer-wide fungal network
>continuously been expanding for thousands of years
>there is another one that is 6.5 square km wide
>who knows how deep into the earth they go
>>338047981
>Make a nation called "The Myconid Domain"
>Force it to spawn in every game
>Every game it absolutely wrecks face
Why are mushrooms so based?
>>338047981
Mmmm tasty.
>>338055175
Just wait until they team up with the Ant Megacolony that spans the entire Earth
http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8127000/8127519.stm
real talk, how likely could it be for a fungal species to become sentient and have like a civilization somewhere out in space. is it scientifically possible
>>338055110
>Quite literally eating pieces of your girl
>Trying to chill with a fungoid instead of anything with tits, ass, and general physical compatibility that won't start eating you when you sleep
No anon, you are the man with no taste here.
>>338051646
Militarist and Spiritualist wrecks face every time.
>>338053565
>6,5 square km THICK
BREHS
>>338050740
Should've had elections on primary species only
>>338055358
You know I love the taste of mushroom but I cant stand the texture at all. Its so good but feels so wrong.
>you will never be a mushroom
>>338055393
>always there for you
>ultimate TV watching buddy
>not motivated by petty greed and jealously like a human woman
>delicious
No I'm fairly sure you're the one weak link here
>>338047981
Game is boring as fuck, the reviews were right, I regret listening to you faggots.
>>338053565
That's how you got the largest organism
>>338055937
Welcome to 4x games.
How it look underground
>>338055936
>Just as independent as any other "woman" out there
>Literally would start eating the couch
>Literally a non-sentient fungal lifeform whose only motivation in life is eating dead shit and spreading spores, completely independent of you and likely only is with you because of food
>Thinking fungal flesh used for locomotion wouldn't be the most pungent, hard and horrible tasting meat out there
Your are deluded, and so is your dick. Go creampie a store bough portobelo or some shit anon.
>>338051304
jesus christ the internet has the power to turn every fucking thing fuckable
i just masturbated to a goddamn mushroom
>>338051646
xenophobe allows you extremley easy management of xeno scum. enslave on worlds your own kind won't do well on and purge if its a world suited to your preferences.
it'll also give you access to a 10% happiness building you can spam on every planet.
>>338056771
Attaboy
I hope you looked up the full picture first
>>338055937
itll be good in 2 years.
>>338056282
this is scares me somehow
>>338057462
Because they're everywhere
Waiting to take over
>>338056867
>not purging divergent primary-race traitors
Suffer not the alien, the mutant, the heretic.
heresy > xenos
>>338049982
>>338050352
there is no proof that orks are fungal lifeforms, just an assumption, no observation of an ork born, and just because no female orks have been spotted doesn't mean they don't exist.
maybe the people recording and collecting data should stay alive a little longer
>>338059058
Orks aren't fungal lifeforms, they are a creature which has parasitic fungus growing inside it. The only part of an ork that doesn't have any fungus in it is the head.
The orks themselves ain't fungus.
>playing with a friend
>both empires next to each other
>asshole NPC mushroom lives north of us
>suddenly they demand that I stop slavery and genocide
>blow me fungus faggot
>4 years later they invade with a 50k fleet
FUCKING ASSHOLES
>>338059312
>>338059058
Come off it. Orks are fungal hybrids who reproduce through spores shed throughout their lives and when they die. The entire Orkoid ecosystem from mushrooms to grots to squigs to Orks all grow out of the ground from these spores.
Being part-fungus is the reason their physiology is so robust
>Defeated fallen empire with only my 25k fleet
>captured full ring+ 1/4 in other system
>+600 energy and +1440 res.
>Fallen empire people are now my slaves
I feel like there is nothing more this game can offer me, I feel like I won
>>338059920
teach me how
>>338059905
yeah? where's the record of this, all i ever hear is theories.
>>338059920
pretty much. if you ahve researched the debris from the fighting you have access to tachyon lances and the game is over.
battleships with these lances will rip through everything, whatever kind of invasion you will get will be a joke.
>>338055384
Not at all, it's just sci-fi fun for video games and movies.
You should start going to church, Anon.
>>338047981
What is this from? because everyone else is posting the dark souls mushroom people.
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
>>338059991
It looks like game doesn't process bonuses into fleet power so
1. super high tech in tree (because I was only advancing tech all game) which resulted in +25% kinetic weapon damage and +20% attack speed
2.Shield dumpering+Weapon dumpering+FTL dumpering+ Shield regen Battleships
3. Due to their point defense I've build my ships around kinetic artillery(since I don't like energy weapon like tachyon), since our battle was on range 30-60, only high range weapons would be useful at all
4. Was catching their fleet one by one, resulting in only 25k vs 25k/20k/19k/13k rather than 25k vs 51k
>>338050740
U got shroomed
>>338060069
Since it's been that way since the start I think the burden of proving it's no longer true falls on you
The mushroom said to me once, ‘Nature loves courage. Nature loves courage,’ and I said, ‘What’s the payoff on that?’ And it said, ‘It shows you it loves courage because it removes obstacles.’ You make a commitment, and nature will respond to that commitment by removing impossible obstacles. Dream the impossible dream, and the world will not grind you under, it will lift you up.
>>338060690
intredasting, thanks dude
>>338060309
Stellaris.
>>338047981
What is this from?
um what game?
What games can I fight giant mushrooms?
>>338051304
Source?
Daily reminder that Molluscoids are the only civilized beings in the galaxy and will inherit it.
How do I get the destroyer technology?
>>338047981
Stellaris
>>338061698
its a spaceport upgrade, gotta get the second lvl first
>>338060793
this is the ostriches sticking his head in the sand, and lemmings running off cliffs all over again, neither of them do those things, but it's been like that since the start so...
just because Orkz seem to come out of nowhere and slaughter with gay abandon does not make them fungal
if anything this makes actual fungal species in space receive unwarranted infamy because of the actions of the Orkz
i am glad to be proven wrong, though if there is anything other than theories.
>>338054176
Joke >>>>>>> your head
>>338061941
Thanks, also, how do I get more influence?
>>338062210
Research techs, declare rivals, don't build too many outposts too early on
>>338062161
No, really. That anon is right. It's been that way from the start. Literally since the 1980s. You're the one that has to prove otherwise not him.
>>338055110
>Not-nids invade
>Beat their ass with help of my federation and vassals
>They start spamming colony ships to every uncolonised planet in the galaxy
>Once they settled down there's literally nothing one can do to purge them
Nice bug, Paradox, feels good having to wait until a patch to continue playing my fucking session
>>338062191
that's right, the joke is seven times greater than your head
>>338060562
Because it suffered from crippling alcoholism and was socially inept except for when intoxicated, being completely unable to express genuine emotion? Haha lol
>>338060562
He's a fungus
>playing combine esque race
>Looking for a good species to do my colonizing, attacking, labor, and occupying
>Get bouncy trash bag mushrooms and thin faggot birds
Don't mind me, I'm just busy being the best looking alien race.
How useful is Fanatical Spiritualist + Militarist if you're going for the Divine Mandate government type?
What are some good racial traits if I want to go for something that feels kinda like the Covenant? I'm considering Decadent+Repugnant for drawbacks and Industrious+Adaptive for positive traits.
>>338063293
my man of a family of mollusk species
>>338062161
>>338060069
Kid, that image he posted was the record.
As for what specifically, looks like 3rd edition Ork codex or Xenology. All I had to do was go to fucking lexicanum.
>>338063293
>Being this wrong
This game any good?
>>338064732
wait a year or two so paradox can finish it.
>Playing as humans
>All but 3 planets around me are fucking Ice worlds
>Can't expand
>Suddenly a Fungal creature moves onto one of my worlds
>use him to populate all the ice worlds
>mfw
you Fungus people are alright in my book
>>338063213
Mods are fun.
>>338049176
>usually smaller than your foot?
and icebergs are only as big as what's above water, right?
>>338051694
underrated post
>>338061330
Dark souls
>>338051694
I thought this was from some kind of weird anime but apparently it is a VN. What a fucking waste.
Friendly reminder that Fungi aren't animal or plant lifeforms, they're something entirely different.
Friendly reminder that certain spores can survive in space.
Friendly reminder that Fungi are literally an alien lifeform that made its way here via space debris.
>>338065875
That's pretty hardcore
>>338065875
Thanks terrence, soon we will all be assimilated by our rightful mushroom overlords
>>338060690
>since I don't like energy weapon like tachyon
That's a shame, since the tachyon lance and focused arc emitter are just murder when you set up a few cruisers with them.
>>338065875
>Friendly reminder that Fungi are literally an alien lifeform that made its way here via space debris.
source
>mods not having animated portraits
:/
>>338064934
>gameindustri
>>338066843
Scientists can't find any evolutionary relatives to it.
Biologists don't classify it as a plant or an animal, they consider it a "hybrid" inbetween the two. Fungi are the only known organism with this type of classification.
It's not ludicrous to think that over the course of Earth's entire lifespan, a spore was able to make its way from its original planet to Earth after some sort of meteor/asteroid/comet impact dislodged it.
google.com
>>338067298
Interesting indeed, def. gonna read up on it tomorrow
>Release date May 9th
Wait what?
Is this game any good?
Keep in mind that I am a pereon with no experience in 4X but who really enjoyed Civ andMedieval 2Total war
>>338067908
>Is this game any good?
not yet
>>338068025
>not yet
Implying that it will be with... Patches? Mods?
>>338068298
pretty much both but as of right now it needs more patches(dlc)to be more feature complete.
guys help, i think i'm a xenophile
>>338068528
Well thats a shame, but thanks for saving me $40 anon.
>>338051304
>Mushrooms wifes
>Undeads used to fuck the Mushroom Wifes and thus cucking the dads
>Mushroom dads eventually found out and killed both Woman and Undeads
>This all explains the bloody hands and why Mushroom Dads are all single parents
Mushrooms are pretty spooky.
>>338065785
>Waste
It would be a waste of it was either anime or manga. MuvLuv is a thing that can only work as a VN format.
>>338065785
Has something in common with your life then! Eyy, amirite?
>>338070026
triggered
>>338070026
i want to lick it
>>338069356
>almost no weird looking tendril
>cute color
>cute shape
Humanity wishes to go to space to breed aliens anyway
>>338065875
Could be but there's a chance that all life came from another planet or space.
>>338070026
After the initial shock it looks delicious. What kind of drugs does that thing make?
>>338071458
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydnellum_peckii
>>338067298
That's strange since they're definitively related to eukaryotes. Unless you're implying ALL life is from another planet, which is a hypothesis, but is criticised to hell and lacks a lot of evidence.
Not saying it's impossible, but it's far from proven.
t. Master degree in biology
>>338071802
>t. Master degree in biology
lol
>>338047981
>subverted an entire race of mushroom trash before they became space-faring
>insurgent forces try to organize a planet-wide strike
>they entertain a pathetic approval rating before simmering out
>tfw entire race of happy xeno subjects who have no voting rights
>>338051694
I can finally start my own bater empire and mine shit out of those planets. And purge all non silicon based lifeforms.
Is there a mod that let's me start with two species on my starting planet?
>>338071802
I have no idea what a eukaryote is, all I know on the subject is derived from Joe Rogan podcasts.
>>338072734
An eukaryote is a celltype with no core
While a prokaryote is a celltype with a core
All living organisms like trees and animals are based around prokaryotes, while bacteria and fungi are based around eukaryotes
>He doesn't play AS the fungus people
>>338047981
Your money goes for something truly physical.
>>338056771
You really didn't fap to a mushroom. You fapped to the same female sexual attributes you fap to all the fucking time. You can slap them on everything but fapping to this shit is perfectly normal and every healthy male will find them attractive no matter with what kind of shit they are fused.
>>338073067
>>338072734
Biology guy here. That guy is quite wrong. First of all, eukaryotes are the cells with a core (nucleus). Prokaryotes don't have those and DNA just floats around inside the cell.
All "advanced" life are eukaryotes. Animals, plants AND fungi.
>>338072139
I think 5k starting salary and being outside/traveling for work a lot is quite a boon anon.
"Nice board you've got there. Mind if I shill in?"
-OP
>>338073067
I think how they determine relatedness in organisms goes way beyond that. It's possible that an organism developed as a prokaryote/eukaryote or whatever on another planet. But again I have no idea what I'm talking about tbqh.
>>338074328
>5k starting salary
I hope you missed a key or two.
>>338074328
>5k starting salary
That's basically slavery
>>338074328
>5k starting salary
>>338074328
Shit you're right, i mixed them up
>tfw you make a blistering 18k a year
>>338074964
>tfw you that much in interest alone
>>338074915
>>338074663
>>338074589
A month jokers. We use monthly income usually, not anually.
>>338076464
>$45k a year
lol
Should have gotten a math degree instead
>>338077338
>>338077338
Not even sure what that pays. Still, rather be outside doing what I love and still getting paid decently.
>>338077338
>>338077338
>>338077951
60k a year anon.
>>338078069
Probably not exactly €60k, but yeah I know. Wasn't gonna correct him. Maybe you Americans get paid 9 months instead of 12.
>>338078069
>>338078286
>fucks up math equation
>suggests math degree
it was obvious you cunts
>>338048612
>>338051304
More plant porn
Daily reminder thatmushrooms only grow on dead things.
