How would you make a game that features the zodiac and their goddesses?
Here are some ideas:
>Followers of Aries have the best STR and SPEED growth
>Followers of Sagittarius have the best DEX growth
>Female Followers of Virgo are blessed with high charisma stat and good growth, they also have nice curves
>Male Followers of Cancer are doomed to be manlets who suck at life and cry about stupid shit
>>338032148
I'd rather the Chinese Zodiac.
Too bad I wasn't born in a dragon year
Libra here.
Time to tip the scales and praise Anubis pussy!
>>338032148
Why does the Gemini have two people?
>>338032148
>Aquarius
>Female
What the fuck
>>338032148
>aquarius
>undine
Fuck yes!
>>338033337
Twins, you idiot. The real question is why does pisces get two mermaids? I don't care if the symbol has two fish, you don't get to have two mermaids.
>>338032148
Taurus here, male
The fuck is Capricorn supposed to be?
>>338032148
> Cancer
This makes me so terrified as if some sort of destined fate
>>338033657
Baphomet
>>338032893
Libra here as well
We get the undisputed bestgirl
>>338033615
It's Pisces, not Pisci.
>>338033751
Ugh. Stupid lucky Virgo gets a cute demon...
>tfw when born sign changing day
>tfw will be 25 years old on Sunday
Gemini, high charisma and intelligence.
>no place so stick it in in the rightmost column
>>338032148
>Female Followers of Virgo are blessed with high charisma stat
Yeah those beta bitches don't get shit like that
Anyway, who Libra here?
>>338032148
>Male Followers of Cancer are doomed to be manlets who suck at life and cry about stupid shit
What is this meme?
>>338032148
>Capricorn
>Get best vagina out of all monsters
I'm not into loli
>>338032148
>Followers of Aries have the best STR and SPEED growth
Not a bad idea, but goddamn, as an Aries I'm nowhere near close to what it implies in descriptions. At best, my attitude towards people I'm close.
Zodiac's weird.
>>338032148
like this
>>338032148
Sagittarius here.
>>338032148
>Followers of Aquarius get magic/mana boost
>Followers of Gemini can dual-class
>Followers of Scorpio get 5% innate poison resistance and have a 10% chance to do 50% extra poison damage when landing a critical hit
>>338032148
Why is Virgo a vampire
>>338032148
why is virgo a succubus?
>>338033615
They don't look like twins. More like sisters or something. Why are Gemini's associated with twins again?
>>338034441
>Gemini is represented by the twins Castor and Pollux.[3] The symbol of the twins is based on the Dioscuri, two mortals that were granted shared godhood after death.[4]
>>338032148
This thread made me look up zodiac sign stuff and whoa, they're amazingly accurate to how I see myself as a person. Huh.
http://www.whats-your-sign.com/zodiac-symbols-for-taurus.html
>>338034389
I think it's supposed to be ironic
Taurus master race.
>>338034686
>tfw you're an ironic succubus
>>338034661
>>338034806
>tfw libra
>tfw your zodiac says you're basically a gigantic slut
>tfw people say you're "way too friendly" or "a litte handsy"
I just wanna be friends with everybody...
>>338035119
Libra's are, supposedly sluts, to who they truly love and little else... Most of this depends on your other houses I guess. Too friendly is true though, and having hard choices taking sides and such...
I had a very close friend who was a Libra. Probably the best friend I ever had.
>>338035119
Touching dicks isn't being friendly, anon. It's molestation.
>>338035119
Are you a succubus? I'd be friends with you in a heartbeat.
>>338035119
I had a libra friend once, it was literally impossible to not accidentally think you were in a relationship with her since she practically flirt every single fucking time and fucked everyone, in the end she was going out with 10 guys and I was like back the fuck off lmao.
Do I get a weird stat bonus for being born at the very start of a new sign? The influence of a sign can't be that strong on the very first day.
>>338035562
Did she always look a bit sweaty, maybe a bit sticky?
Sex with Virgo!
>>338032148
I'm a scorpio and I want to fuck the Taurus
>>338034220
same
>>338035119
>>338036464
Taurus here. Steam ID?
>>338036249
But that is just a little girl.
Unless you're thoughts are like pic related.
![143415254[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RVFj5M0.jpg "143415254[1].jpg")
>>338032335
>tfw born in a COCK year
>>338032148
aries - str/dex
taurus - vit/str
gemini - int/cha
cancer - wis/vit
leo - str/vit
virgo - cha/int
libra - wis/int
scorpio - dex/str
sagittarius - dex/vit
capricorn - vit/int
aquarius - int/cha
pisces - cha/int
Who
>sun Capricorn
>moon Aries
>ascending Leo
here?
>>338032148
>goddesses
It would have to be cute boy gods or it would be shit.
>>338035119
You think you have difficulties?
Add to your statement being socially retarded. A recipe for failure
>>338036970
I'm Capricorn. How do I know if I'm Sun?
>>338035214
>Had
What happened to him/her?
>>338036970
>moon Aries
Manchild detected.
>>338037083
There's Zodiac calculators online capribro, if you remember your exact birth time you'd find it quite easy
Why does gemini have to be so boring compared to the rest?
>>338032335
>tfw earth dragon / taurus
feels alright man
>>338034661
The trick is to be vague enough and throw enough shit at the wall and some of it will stick, then people will ignore all the shit that slid off the wall and go "huh, wow look at how much shit stuck to that wall.
If you're really bored, go check out the Wu Xing, which was kind of an element/seasonal based astrology thing China does, which is fucking weird. You'd think they'd have spent all their time doing more useful shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_astrology#Wu_Xing
>>338037147
Nothing. Bad circumstances led our friendship to break due to other people. Most Libra's will fight for a very good friendship and he did too, but in the end it wasn't enough. I feel lonelier everytime I think about it.
>>338036970
Aries Sun, Taurus Rising & Aquarius Moon.
>Be 15 years old
>Get my hands on some Chinese Zodiac book
>It's actually a "things people will never tell you"
>Lists all the "negative" and :mature" parts of each sign
>Be Scorpio
>Book says Scorpio are very sexually active and are kinky as fuck
>Think nothing of it at the time
>Be 25 now
>Jerking off every day to everything under the sun
I need to find that damn book again. I think it was called "Things your astrologist will never tell you" or something.
>>338032335
I got Fire Ox
The funny thing is that I also got Cancer for sun sign so I have fire and water
>>338037242
Looks like I'm a Sun Capricorn then.
>>338037516
I'm interested. Find it for us please.
>>338037516
Do it and share your knowledge.
>>338036970
>sun Cancer
>moon Aries
>ascending Libra
>manlet irl
>everyone thinks I am nice when I am actually an egoistic brat who deserves every cuckolding and bad shit happening to me
>>338037584
That means I like you.
Reminder that the Monster Girl Encyclopedia is being brought over, hardcover, in September.
>>338037202
>tfw moon aries usually has mommy issues
>tfw only fap to mom/son joi
This shits not just some bullshit man
>tfw gemini
What are we even supposed to be like according to astrology?
Why does cancer always get such a bad rep?
I have a theory. Ignorant fags associate it with the modern term for cancerous growths and therefore attribute negative aspects towards it when in fact cancer the zodiac sign means nothing of the sort.
>>338037242
>if you remember your exact birth time
I couldn't see a clock when I came out of the womb. It might have been behind the curtain or just somewhere above me mum. They wrapped me in blankets pretty quickly. Couldn't see much from then on.
>Sun Taurus
Am I okay?
>>338037994
Tom Cruise is the most famous one
>>338036909
>Libra isn't just a balanced all-round class
LOL we aint the scales for nothing, bitch!
>>338032148
how much does data collection pay, anon?
>>338038047
Ask your mom. They're good at that stuff.
Mine was 6:20 PM.
>>338037994
We got a fucking crab for our sign
It's not really surprising people make fun out of us
>>338037994
Ebi, ebi.
>>338032148
>Scorpio is always fucking edgy
Why? I know it's a scorpion but come on ;_;
>>338037516
Is this the one?
https://archive.org/stream/TheOnlyAstrologyBookYouWillEverNeed/TheOnlyAstrologyBookYouWillEverNeed_djvu.txt
Sagittarius (best sign) here. I do often play archer in games and love hunting. AlsoCerea a cutie.
Classes based on signs would be a cool break from the usual "warrior rogue mage" shit.
Cancer tanky crab armor. Aries magic warriors. Taurus beserker. Gemini clone magic or requires switching between to characters. Story would have to be based around the zodiac as well.
Cardinal Wind-Horse Libra
Detailed as whimsical and impulsive, very sexually open
Great friends and the best secret keepers (because they don't usually pay enough attention to it to remember it when called upon)
>>338037697
>>338037701
It's called Nasty Astrology: Things your astrologer will never tell you about your star signI have no idea how to read books for free online like I do movies or tv shows.
>>338038168
>>338037981
If Sun/Ascendat, it means you love communication in general, talking, etc...
>>338038071
Sun Taurus is basically the chill people who are somewhat materialistic, but not in a bad way.
>>338038317
Or would it be neat for the classes to be named after Zodiac signs and the story literally never references the Zodiac at all? :3
>supposed Gemini traits: talkative and social
>mfw shut in and ronery
What the fuck i am ? I mean i have born in 22 november so i always fall between scorpio and sagitarius...
Fuck life
>>338038860
You are saggitarius. The end.
>>338032148
>being the only Leo here
>female too
Shit.
>>338039164
Leave it to a Leo to be such an attention whore
>>338032893
>>338033794
My scales brothers.
>>338032148
I'm not taurus but I want to rub my dick on those abs.
>>338039164
Why does your being a female make the slightest bit of difference? Why did you care to bring it up?
People here immediately don't care and usually resent people for bringing up what sex they are because it's irrelevant and almost exclusively used for attention.
>>338038389
I do and I tried for my amusementIts to under the radar for even undernet lol sry
>>338039341
I was looking through them being all "Don't be shit don't be shit" Then was happily surprised with the Goddess we got. I hope she's not a bitch though.
>>338037981
shut the fuck up, fampai. I love geminis
>>338039628
She looks like she would be tsundere as fuck.
>>338032148
The dates on gemini and leo are wrong.
May 21 is gemini.
>>338038269
A crab that thought it could goof Hercules up
>>338038389
you know how you google "[movie name] dvdrip/bdrip"
Same shit with books "[book name] pdf/epub" should do the trick
Sagittarius here
>centaurs are the worst monster girls
>prefer strength builds
>>338037793
Everyone likes capri-sun. Everyone.
>>338039296
>>338039526
It's fine to say because you don't care (apparently you do for the (You) to .d). Not mention OP mentioned gender specifics in the zodiac.
Thanks for the attention, anons. Just ignore it next time instead of bothering to shout out "ATTENTION WHORE" in a nutshell. You're just wasting your time unless you'd like to have a lovely discussion with me, since I do like them.
>>338039685
I think she'd be Himedere (the fucking worst personality in history), but I'm hoping for Kuudere.
She's distant because she lives so long she avoids human relationships so she won't get hurt, but when you get close to her she will love you fiercely and for long after you die.
>>338039895
I turned retarded apparently. Horrible grammar. Hope you can read it, faggots.
>>338039895
I was questioning your motive, not screaming "Attention Whore" but thanks for missing the point.
And if your sex mattered to the zodiac discussion; why did you not add to the conversation with it? "Female Leos are hardworking due to Lionesses doing all the work in the pride of actual Lions" or some shit.
I was calling out the fact that you painted yourself as female literally added nothing as you presented it other than "lol look I'm female, sux2bme"
>>338039918
I'm sticking with old-school tsundere, though I could see kuudere as well.
>>338039895
Just fuck off.
>Virgo
>cute blonde loli in a frilly dress
I guess I'm fine with that.
>tfw 6'2 Cancer that's almost finished Uni
>Picses
>always described as loyal but overly emotional
I love my friends and family, but do I really have to typecasted as a fuccboi?
I was born on September 23rd and half of the calendars say that I'm a virgo and other half that I'm a libra
>>338034661
http://www.whats-your-sign.com/zodiac-symbols-for-sagittarius.html
Weird, this shit isn't accurate at all for me. I'm a pessimistic depressed alcoholic cunt with no friends, how's that even possible?
>>338040392
>It's a loli succubus
Say goodbye to your soul (and your semen)
Great way to die though.
>>338040497
Be Libra, we have the best peeps and now you see we have the best monster grill.
>scorpio sun
>gemini moon
What mean? Pluto was also in the scorpio at my birth which I guess is supposed to be important.
>>338040502
The alcohol? Booze is a Sagittarius's weakness.
>>338040502
>http://www.whats-your-sign.com/zodiac-symbols-for-libra.html
>Charming, harmonious and filled to the brim with energy.
First sentence, and it's already the opposite of me.
Fuck this trash.
>>338040748
I drink to cope with the other two issues.
>>338040795
Yeah, it's bullshit famalam tbqh
Male leo,
I would say high charisma and high strength and decent overall growth except for int.
>Taurus is the bull of the zodiac, and it's glyph represents this magnificent creature
literally cucking the rest of the horoscopes
>>338040497
September 24, here. do the Libra thing and say you're a Virgo-Libra cusp.
You get to enjoy having the negatives of both signs with none of the benefits!
>>338038281
>Tries to say how Scoripos are sexually dominant
>I'm actually a submissive slut
>>338040734
Versatile, sarcastic and keen sense of humor. Also makes you look like a "Know-it-all." Quick to make projects, flexible, likes change and even though you can reach big success in most fields you like, you don't really care about the status itself, but rather what got you there in the first place.
Or I can just be talking out of my ass.
>>338041047
But are you dominantly submissive? ;333
>>338041047
Hey, maybe you're just really good at convincing people to step on your face and peg you into oblivion
>>338036909
Looks good to me.
>>338038281
>>338040795 here, this one is just as much bullshit.
>Libra is active, artistic, easygoing, peaceable, prizes beauty and harmony, is diplomatic, polished, and very socially inclined.
The only thing that's even remotely true about this is the easygoing part.
>>338040140
It made me read up on stuff but I didn't mention anything while posting. Sorry for not sharing. Funny how quite a few things are somehow accurate.
Virgo.
I'm just a slut.
>>338040795
>>338040502
It probably has soemthing to do with what your sun and moon are or some shit
>sun Aquarius
>moon Gemini
>ascending Sagittarius
Is there a more fickle combination?
Everyone talks about the sluts of the zodiac circle. Meanwhile pisces are crying in a corner :(
>>338041101
Eh hit or miss. "know it all" versatile suit me, sarcastic doesn't and keen sense of humor is only a little true.
Also I'm the "get job for money so I no longer have to work" kinda guy.
This stuff is still fun though.
Wouldn't mind a vidya game that used a complex astrology chart for stats or classes or something.
>Sun Libra
>Moon Capricorn
>Ascending Aries
I'm confused. What does this mean?
>>338032148
>capricorn is baphomet
>>338041335
I like identifying as my star sign as a novelty, but I don't hold any stock in it. I imagine it like a little club with the dumbest criteria ever.
Everywhere I find tends to give every star sign very vague, and occasionally contradictory, statements about the reader and even more vague "negatives" about the reader so they feel like the list is more real.
Yeah they're novel to read up on and I've read up on my star sign more than most, but I wouldn't expect to find some grand revelation about yourself from them; you can find self-validation though, which is usually a good thing, unless it positively reinforces dickish behaviour.
Male Virgo, high charisma & Int with decent growth everywhere else if you aren't a bum.
>>338041602
Don't worry anon
I'll fuck some extra sluts just for you
>>338041628
Though "get job for money" attitude is also fitting.
The reason most of this is hit or miss for most people is because nobody actually goes into other houses besides Sun, Moon and Rising/Ascendant. You're meant to take each house in consideration and as you progress, you remove inconsistencies.
I know way too much of this shit from pure curiosity, but I like it.
>>338041749
It's a loli succubus.
>>338041824
What are your thoughts on Koreans and their fixation on blood type?
>>338039895
>being the only Leo here
>Leave it to a Leo to be such an attention whore
I was making a joke about how leos like taking charge and being the center of things. But I guess that flew over your head
>>338041681
Libra is sort of your true personality.
Capricorn is how you feel emotionally and "the soul"
Aries is "your true sign" and also how most people percieve you when you meet them for the first time.
>>338041837
Thats mean
>>338032335
>Once had a GF who had the dragon zodiac while I was a fucking bunny.
At least the strap-on she used didn't hurt too much.
>>338033887
The plural is Pisces, though. Not every Latin plural ends in -i ya know.
>>338041961
The Japanese do it too. I think of it the exact same thing. It's just a novelty that I don't really hold stock in, and if your blood type DOES affect your personality in some way, the blood-type personality thing popped up long before we had the technology to determine what equated to what anyway so they're still probably wrong.
>>338041628
>>338041101
>>338041858
Actually I looked up scorpio pluto and scoprio sun and this came up
>The Pluto in Scorpio generation was filled with upheavals and scandals and a renewed interest in the metaphysical realm. For someone born with the Sun conjunct Pluto in Scorpio, this energy would have hit particularly home, making the person experience the spectrum of Pluto in Scorpio in a very personal manner.
Early trauma and loss of loved ones, a feeling of being disconnected from the world at large, a profound loneliness born out of an ability to see through the false façades that people wear make make that more empathetic than the other Scorpio Suns.
Fuck me I was not ready for that, I lost a decent amount of immediate family members at a young age and have a strong distrust of people do to surviving members destructive habits.
>>338042108
You can watch I guess
>>338032148
Aries here. And my favorite archetype in games to play is the hard hitting rush down characters.
I was fucking born for this.
Gemini here. I suppose my stats would have to be INT and CHA.
>>338042371
Pluto's like a big challenge that hits you hard for you to be changed around it so that seems about right. I wish you the best of luck though.
>>338042385
I'm freaking weird on this. I'm Aries Sun and Taurus Ascendant, but unless it's a very active game I usually play things like Support.
>>338032335
>Fire Ox/Leo
Cows are lame, but I guess fire is my attribute.
>>338042384
Not into it. I'll pass
>caring about your zodiac sign
Im libra, but i craft my own stars.
Also monster girls are for fags.
>>338038272
Ebin. Simply Ebin.
>>338037994
Cancer and proud.
>be kid reading zodiac shit
>scorpio
>scorpios are kinky fucks
>pass it off as horse shit
>years pass and im now a sadomasochist and get sexually aroused by leather
fucking hell man.
>>338032148
But I'm a male Virgo, Anon.
>>338041824
It's just fun to read. It's human natural behaviour to dismiss what is untrue about themselves and only look at what's true to them and what actually matters. If it isn't that, they will naturally try to find a way to link it together because they can in a vague manner.
Well, I've read stuff every now and then but I tend to forget what it's all about and have to reread it to know whats up. I agree with self validation. It's not a giant revelation at all. It simply makes you think more of your actual personality and preferences even when not everything is entirely true. Although, I do believe some people derive way more due to their life circumstances than others. It's generally good to assume that the "base" of anyone is close to their zodiac. If it isn't, you'll probably notice it soon enough.
>>338041979
It sure does fly over my head as the attention appears to be nice but yet, I don't care much. Afterall, I prefer a challenging discussion instead. Taking charge is fine, but I've grown lazy that I rather sit back and do the minimum instead...unless I truly want to achieve something. The reason is that people are a pain to lead. Feels like energy wasted I could spend into actively playing videogames or something.
>>338041824
I have the sperg and
>be taurus
>actually feel like a lot of things were spot-on when reading about it
>read that taurus are supposed to be stronk bullmode badasses
>actually get motivated into starting to lift
And that's how I got gymming
>>338032335
I don't know what to think about being both a Leo and a Rabbit
>june=cancer
So how do i fuck the crab?
>>338032148
>tfw when taurus
>want to lick them abs
So delicious looking.
>>338035214
Yeah! I'm just a pure slut. Nothing wrong with that
>>338035226
I mean, I'm not gay, but sometimes a person's face just NEEDS to be touched. You know what I mean? pic related.
>>338035562
Damn man, sorry to hear that.
>>338035234
I wish
>>338036675
Sorry senpai. friend's list is full.
>>338037051
Don't forget vain, indecisive and shamelessly materialistic. Yup, that's me
>>338045063
I really don't know what you mean. You don't just go touching peoples faces, anon. Keep your hands to yourself.
Sun: Sagittarius
moon: Libra
ascending: Scorpio
What does it mean?
>>338032335
>Fire Tiger/Leo
awww yea
>>338045308
Well duh. You introduce yourself first, get to know them. And THEN you rub their soft chins
I know the protocol
>>338045308
Not that anon, but most people, if not all, have a non-rational fetish to touch certain spots on their loved ones, doesn't matter where.For me, hugs are fucking awesome if it's with a person I really love. Or being headpatted. Then again, no gf so RIP.
>>338034661
>Tiger
>Leo
>supposed to be charismatic, outgoing types
>I'm shy, don't talk much unless spoken to, and exude an invisible aura in group settings
>>338046143
Perhaps your Ascendant/Moon signs say otherwise. Who knows.
>>338045063
Whats your opinion on pisces?
>>338038047
You remember your own birth?
>>338046420
Lonely introverts with a tendency towards drug abuse and day dreaming?
Fucking.
Adorable.
>>338046053
Softly caressing your loved one is one thing. Fondling your m8s is something else.
>>338047350
Yeah, you're right.
But people in general are weird, so I honestly expect anything from anyone these days.
>>338047136
I see. Not doing drugs myself but I can guess I abuse things till I get bored of them ( that sounded better in my head)
>>338047557
What I meant was you're very into escapism and shit like that. You're like a hippie, now that I think about it
Did some research into signs and I got
>Sun Scorpio
>Moon Libra
>Ascendant Taurus
And apparently I'm born in a Pluto in Scorpio year, which says that you deal with a lot of tragic events at a child, which I did. I lost my father and great grandmother a year apart from each other
>>338047737
I get what you mean, dont worry.
Does anyone like to take their two Zodiac signs and fuse them together to see what you get?
>Virgo
>born on Year of Dog
>mfw I'm literally a bitch
>>338032335
>tfw year of the rat
Shit sucks, atleast im Leo in the regular zodiac signs
>>338032148
>all of them are waifus/ godesses
I'm upset. Like, should AT LEAST Leo and Taurus be guys?
>>338032148
Gib me my Anubis waifu, fucker.
Aquarius here.
>>338036846
yeah, same.
I really like Centaurs (especially futa ones) but I was always more of a STR than a DEX kinda person.
>tfw Gemini
>tfw manipulative as fuck
Is this a common trait for Gemini's or am I just a cunt?
>>338032148
>cancer
w-wew thats uh not gross at all
>>338048038
>dragon
>gemini
>literally pic related
>>338037319
Mah nigga same here
Who /Pisces/ here
>born year of the rooster
I don't know how I feel about being a water Cock
>>338048549
did she outgrowed mr steppy? :(
So do Taurus girls end up fit or with huge, lactating, chests?Or both?
>>338048854
Reminder that Aquarius is canonically best girl.
>>338048038
At least post the full thing, it's pretty innocent anyways
>>338048038
>Sagittarius
>Rabbit
>Both are always looking for a challenge and take them on with positive outlooks
>Easily makes friends due to polite but frank demeanor
Sounds right.
>>338048624
Apparently Gemenis are sociable and good with people so probably
>>338032335
>tfw dragon
HELL yeah.
>Sun Gemini
>Moon Leo
>Rat
Explain?
>>338048624
There's no correlation between personality and astrological signs.
You're just a cunt.
>>338049038
>>338048954
Aight good to know good to know.
>>338048905
>In May 2002, a 74-year-old man from Johannesburg bled to death from cuts received when he fell on shattered porcelain from a toilet bowl that had collapsed under his weight.
>>338048897
Neither, because the minotaur was a guy.
I hope you like cock and/or futa, anon, because that's what horns mean.
>>338032335
>tfw pig
Fuck me
>>338049097
How fat was he
>>338032148
In the internet zodiac, everyone is a cancer
>tfw wanted to be a calm, stoic and strong sign
>Got the temperamental, emotional sign
Zodiacs are gay. At least they got the "constantly mad" part right.
>>338049191
Fat as a horse
>>338049203
haha epic my man xd! /v/ was never good!
>>338049180
I'd fuck you if you're a Nezumi pig.
>>338049239
Aww, is somebody upset they're cancer?
>>338049097
Average /v/ poster beware this might be you
>>338049332
I'm scorpio my dude
>>338049203
>>338048821
Pisces
Water monkey
And im going to die alone..
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>>338048549
>>338048905
i just realized how weird these things are
particularly because they have 6 limbs. like a giant mammal ant or something like that
>>338049097
How long till terrorists start tampering with the structural integrity of toilets to kill us all?
>Gemini
>Year of the Horse
I'm okay with this
>>338034441
Because we're two faced as all get out.
>>338036846
'93 is the year to be
It rhymes so you know it's true
>tfw scorpio
Fuck hedonism, I wanna be a prude.
>>338032335
Rabbit
>>338032335
Dragon/Gemini
>Water Monkey Cancer
>manlet
JUST
>>338048038
So I got sun Cancer and moon Sagittarius
For a bonus I am fire ox
In other words I am that one asshole wizard wearing blue that lives in water area and uses fireballs
>>338049814
Want a hug anon? Water monkey too
Why is /x/ here?
>>338049518
they already tampered with food to make you heavy enough to break them
>Taurus/Metal Horse
>Mostly chill, try to be supportive all the time, but can't handle my own situations when things go south
I have no idea what all incorporates my combo though.
>>338035834
kind of, yeah, she was from eastern europe (go fucking figure, all sluts)
This should have been a Build Your Own Monmusu Harem thread using your zodiacs.
>Year of Goat/Sheep
>Sun Gemini
>Moon Sagittarius
>Rising Cancer (kek)
So I get Bapho-loli, Doppelganger loli, Horse Pussy, and Crab loli.
Not bad. What about you, anon?
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Mamono
>>338048038
>gemini
>born in a year of a sheep
Molly?
>>338042903
>>338042903
I will fucking cut you nigga
What's this about Ascendant signs?
>>338050410
you need to reach level 100 and get reborn to pick those
>>338048038
>Scorpio
>Pig
What does even happen
>>338050410
Sun is what drives you and gives you purpose.
Moon is your inner/ natural self.
Ascendant is the facade you wear when encountering new challenges (ie literally your Persona).
You can calculate your signs on a bunch of sites. Zodiacs are bullshit anyway, it's all for fun.
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>>338032335
>dog
well god damn it
>>338050503
Insect-armored orc warrior.
Not the Tolkien/ Warhammer orcs, but the rapey pig orcs with aphrodisiac semen.
>>338032148
Virgo isn't a succubus, what the fuck
>>338032148
>Be scorpio
>Get probably the worst one there except maybe cancer
Fuck you
>>338037516
My girlfriend is scorpio and we fuck a lot
>>338050890
OH IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY
>>338050890
>rapey pig orcs with aphrodisiac semen.
fuck that
>>338032335
>Metal Goat
OH SHIT NIGGER, SACRIFICE YOUR VIRGINS TO ME.
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>>338032148
This whole thread is__AIDS__
>>338048038
But the Chinese have three zodiacs for everybody..
>The public
>The inner
>The secret
It was affected by even the hour.
>>338050929
Read the monster girl encyclopedia entry for Alice. It's a loli succubus who isn't aware of her own lewdness and constantly thinks she's a virgin.
![5323150045b734457cb5e452fbaeb16d5a05a473_hq[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/qSTIgzc.gif "5323150045b734457cb5e452fbaeb16d5a05a473_hq[2].gif")
>>338048038
>taurus
>dog
holy shit I'm a horndog
I just went through my natal chart, and I think I might have overspecialized during character creation. Almost every single part of my entire chart is described as "detached".
>tfw Libra GOAT
>Double creativity points
>Double laziness
i'm a good for nothing architecture major slacker who leave everything to the last day.
So my love life is pure cancer. Nice.
>>338032335
>>338032148
Sheep/Scorpio.
How the fuck do I make sense of this?
>>338051660
What is this exactly?
>Sun in Leo
>Moon in Pisces
>Ascendant in Sagittarius
>Midheaven in Virgo
This seems like an odd reading.
