Well, /v/?
random team
my team will obviously win because of me
>>338031443
The blue one.
The derpy dudes will be two faggots shitting to game for good laugh, and I'd rather take 9 gag and a female fuck than a brony or a 10y old
>>338031443
Blue, because Fluttershy is a shit pony.
>>338031443
neither, i'd connect to another server
>>338031443
>Mister Lister the Sister Fister
I leave the game.
I am the sister fister so blue
>>338031443
Blue because I prefer weebs to ponyfags.
>>338031443
Blue any day of the week.
I'd rather deal with weebs, and furries than bronies and "lederpydudes".
Blue. We've been over this several times.
>9gag is obviously ironic, probably good at the game and you could always mute him if he spouts memes on mic
>gamer girl is the only weak player on the team, but has the advantage of the opposing team going easy on her thinking it will get them laid
>400 ping BR sniping people from across time and space, what's not to love
>narutard is neither good nor bad, doesn't help the team but doesn't hold it back either
>furfag is probably the best player on both teams, all he does all day is play this game and draw dog dicks
>mister lister is clearly a smurf
>>338031572
This, any other answer is incorrect
>>338031443
red
>>338031979
>but has the advantage of the opposing team going easy on her thinking it will get them laid
>not mercilessly bullying her and going exclusively after her
>>338032179
>not mercilessly bullying her and going exclusively after her
A bunch of redditors and bronies picking on a gamer girl? Don't think so, they'll be sucking up to her the entire game.
>red team
>some meme faggot that thinks they're funny
>horsefucker, they're always terrible at any game
>Jordan is a wildcard, could be terrible and could be truly great with just a shitty name they don't care about
>some 14 year old kid
>their 14 year old friend
>guaranteed decent player at worst
>blue team
>someone with a garbage meme name, probably has anime avatar but is decent at playing nonetheless
>probably some fag and not a girl, likely decent
>BR that's aware what people think of them, will probably do decent lagshots
>another chucklefuck with a meme name, probably decent
>above's friend, probably decent
>overused meme-name man who probably joins matches as "Gregor"
Blue, I'd micspam this at top volume https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW0W7j04iRQ then I'd wipe the floor with the other team because retards and children under the age of 21 can't focus with music blasting at them and are rarely smart enough to know how to mute. Music will bolster my team's courage and will to fight once they see me slamming ass.
All of them sound like joke names a /v/ poster would use, cant really decide.
Bule, bronys are always with the "don't kill me please" on TF2
plus they're a disgusting fanbase.
>>338031443
disconnect from server
Blue team. Change name to "Lister's_Sister_The_Fister_Resistor"
>>338032179
look at the composition of the other team, you have two m'ladying redditors, a brony who has never spoken to a female and a thirsty dudebro, of course they are going to try their hardest to win her over
>>338032285
What kind of name would you use for this match?
>>338032407
The Original Meat Cube Magician
>>338032179
Then she serves as bait. Still an advantage to me
>>338031443
Neither, redditors, gaiafags and furries. No thanks.
>>338032430
>Somebody else watched the thumb movies
>>338031443
Red Team. MLG dude is obviously pro, I can't even play with faggots who don't drink gamer fuel.
Blue team has a furry so fuck that. Also a "gurl gamer" with a "cute" name will probably play awfully while begging for attention.
>mister lister the sister fister
Easy choice. Probably the only decent guy in there.
Besides, joining either team will give them an advantage with one extra player, much more so with gregor.
>>338031443
>weedwarrior is propably stoned as fuck means he will play like shit
>bronies have no firiend and play vidya games all the time so he will be good
>jordarn will try some tricks he learned on youtube,propably will end up mediocore
>2 derpy dudes will be shit alone,but together they might be mediocore.
>Boogerpenis is either good or at least not bad
Blue
>9gag guy will suck 100%
>gamer grill will suck 95%
>br will snipe enemy thorugh the enitre map with his ping of 700,propably the deadliest player in both teams
>Gaia and furfag are both no life nerds,they will propably be good
>the last one is /v/ poster,will be mediocore
Overall,blue won because of the br
>>338031443
I've never seen anyone use any name from your pic in a MP video game.
Depends, what are we playing?
>>338031443
Top players on both teams
>RipRoarinBoogerpenis
>Mister_Lister_the_Sister_Fister
>>338032673
You picked bronies over furries.
You realize bronies are furries, just worse in every single way possible.
Furrie are the ones who are faggots, but not big enough faggots to watch MLP
>>338032895
>bronies have no firiend and play vidya games all the time so he will be good
Only a normalfag would think this. Those stupid buttfuckers are disasters at playing games just like they're a disaster at everything else in life. Literally below even the fattest neckbeardiest shitlicker on here.
>>338032939
And I have, your point being?
>>338032939
You aren't playing many games, then.
Mister lister the sister fister is pretty popular.
MLG 420Weedlord or any other xXx variant is pretty popular as well.
You always see brony fags with poney names in a few games.
Since my psn is more or less "Rectal-Rift" I guess i'm blue
>>338033008
There's no difference. Most furries seem to set a preference for whatever animal they want to fuck. Bronies just picked horses.
They're furries in denial, no better or worse.
>>338031443
random select
after i carry my team to victory, switch sides so i can play against gregor
Implying im not just going to carry before switching just before they win and start destroying the team I was just on, to show them how bad they are
Blue, furfaggots are hit or miss in vidya, either fucking good or shit
Xx_weedwacker_xX is always shit
>>338031443
>red
child
autistic child
child
child
poorfag child
probably actual ok player
>blue
child
female
actual monkey
child
autistic 20-something, 50/50 chance at being good
reddit, probably came with the girl
so its 5 kids and a normal guy vs 2 kids, an autistic, a monkey, a female and her orbiter
theres no way you can carry 5 childrens worth of shitterdry even with the help of the other guy, gotta be blue
but you will have to mute voice chat
>sir gregor clegane has joined the server
>Brazilian
>Furry
Blue is destined to win, when those two entities are together, you are blessed with amazing luck.
>>338031732
>Mister Lister the Sister Fister
right ? how is this even a question
im joinin team blue immediately
>>338031443
i dont really care about furries, memers, weebs but much about hues. anyway id join a lesser noisy one.
>>338031443
clearly blue team. I mean, how can you go wrong with >miste lister the sister fister.
blue team
ERP with the furry
>>338031732
>>338034153
>>338034501
Welcome to /v/, Reddit buttfuckers.
>>338031443
doesn't look that bad to me, true nightmare would be the team that has "Daywalker" on them
Predicted top players:
Red - 420 blaze it is probably 14 and plays this game every day for 10 hours
Blue - Sister fister unless the furry has unexpected high skill
>>338032395
Kek