Describe the last game you played with an ATHF quote:
Far Cry 2
>"It don't matter...none a' this frickin' matters."
>>337980927
>inb4 only Carl quotes
>"Commence the jigglin'!"
>I guess this is'nt America were I can pay for sex with pennies. - Carl
>Me walk upright, me feather back matted hair into wings for style, and me stop to go to the bathroom as opposed to me just doing it as me walk
>>337980927
I miss this show
You and your third dimension.
Frylock: What about it?
Ignignokt: Oh nothing. It's cute. We have five.
Err: Th-thousand.
Ignignokt: Yes, five thousand.
Err: Don't question it!
Frylock: Oh yeah? Well, I only see two.
Ignignokt: Well, that sounds like a personal problem.
dark souls 3 pvp
>Standards and practices are a vital link in keeping good and funny ideas away from you, the television viewer. Watch how this Nun reacts when we blow her brains out.
What are you doing talking to this lady with the big boobs? You don't have an income like I do, and you've never even ridden in my amazing rocket car?
Oh you gonna love this, boy. Tyrone calls you up, you know, in the game, and he says, "I can dig more clams than you, stupid!" And you've got to say, "Nuh-uh, boy!" And then y'all gotta race down to the beach with your buckets and your shovels. And the object of the game... is to find parking.
>>337984367
Tip top kek
>>337984367
>I'm calling Japan
Cuz I'm a little low on the blood front right now, and he's supposed to be hookin' me up with that.
>"Yeah, but this one's supereasy. It's called..."count the bullets."
TPP
"Now I'm gonna go home, and rub one out.. Then later, a second, smaller one out.. if I feel up to it"
>enter the hole and lift up the pole
BoI: Afterbith
>The Bible...
>That says the The Bibble
>You Dare QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!
You have the brakes on reverse!
Grabbed by the Ghoulies
>Wait a minute! I got a plan see! I got a plan, see? We take these monsters right, we start a haunted house. Yeah, you feelin me? We invite everyone to the haunted house and they come thinkin' it's gonna be all scary and s***, but in fact the house is also for sale cause it's a Condo, get it? Like in Hilton Head and people are gonna pay big ass cash money to live there, right? And then we take all that money and buy more psychadelic mushrooms, ya feel me?
Mech warrior online
>Gentlemen! I have made love to this machine!
>Uh for science or something?
>NO! Because it was FREE! And she was DRUNK she didn't know what she was doing!
>>337981397
Is it just me or can you see her nipples through her leotard?
I will quickly disappear inside your penis and give you an indescribable pleasure beyond all description
E.Y.E Divine Cybermancey lore
>>337999331
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
>>337980927
>Audiosurf
>I was trying to sleep, and I came over here and I see that your place is lit up like THE FRIGGIN SUN
"If they get close to yah... Hit'm wit tha shampoo"
>>337985917
That's dope.
ITS A ~GROOVY~ TIME FOR A ~MOVIE~ TIME
>Nuclear Throne
"I'll eat it, if you eat it"
"How are you gonna do that, numbnuts"?
"After you eat it, I'll just go back in time before the time that you ate it, then I'll eat it"
"That makes perfect sense"
>>337999823
IN THE FUTURE OUR ORDER WAS DIVIDED INTO TWO GROUPS THAT WARRED FOR MILLIONS OF GROUPS. BOTH OF US FIGHTING FOR DOMINANCE TO SEE WHO WOULD KILL ALL THE DEMONS AND DRUG DEALERS AND FEDERAL AGENTS. BUT IT WAS ALL A DREAM OF ONE GUY WHO WAS SUPER GUILTY FOR KILLING HIS WIFE.
>>338000206
Thanks for the spoilers asshole
>>338000206
AND THAT...
IS WHERE BABIES COME FROM.
>>338000290
Dude the game is five years old. The window has come and gone for spoiler complaints.
>Bloodborne
Watch out for them moon slugs.
They'll eat your anus
Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!
SMT: Strange Journey
"That ain't no bunny that is a damn snake"!
"No see, here, all you need to do is staple the ears on, like so."
Civ V
>"Out of my way, I'm Hitler!" - Bart Simpson
