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What does Shadow damage feel like?
Bad feelings.
Creeping numbness
Like getting a fever where you are burning up but feel really cold.
>>337956329
>>337956458
>>337956667
Sounds like some pussy ass shit compared to getting your skin melted by a fireball.
>>337956004
that taste you have when you just wake up
>>337957002
Well, yes. Shadow/dark magic users are faggots, that is known.
>>337956004
Feels physical.
>>337957159
What are they when they 1-shot you?
>>337956004
the aching pain in your balls when you edge for 2 hours except even worse
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>>337956004
Its the damage that comes from the deepest bottom of humanity. So I guess it feels like insecurity or doing taxes.
Like a big punch from a cold wet fist.
>>337956004
It could be emotional agony to the point of suicide. Not as bad as fire burning your skin, but if you die of shadow damage perhaps you just internally shut down. /shrug different kinds of pain.
The real question is Light damage basically fire damage?
a physical version of the taste of orange juice after brushing your teeth
Why does one human shoot 6 humans at another human?
>>337957329
Disconnected faggots.
>>337956004
herpes
>>337956004
A much more painful form of when you're on the edge of falling asleep, but it feels like you're about to fall and you immediately jerk awake.
>>337957471
electrical shock
>>337956004
Like this box
>>337957512
This. If it's a gutshot, it makes you feel like you've got 3 bags of hot cheetohs ready to blast an access hatch in your pants.
>>337957512
>tfw toothpaste has changed and its not nearly as bad as it was say a decade ago
Like self reflection or a ruinous nostalgia.
>>337957329
exploiting faggot hackers
>>337957471
Light damage would probably be similiar to fire damage, but instead of purging the body it would purge your soul. So it would feel like you would burn from inside out.
Like being on the verge of taking a piping hot shit in a very cold crowded dentists office after having just come from a much hotter outside, and your appointment is in 4 minutes.
Probably like getting hit by a truck. I always imagined dark magic as extremely dense orbs of matter.
>>337958285
tough day?
Like being punched by Mike Tyson if his fists were made of icy hot.
>>337956004
When you're sitting on the toilet and your leg falls asleep, but you haven't stood up yet and you know it's gonna suck really bad but you aren't done pooping yet.
Lore says dark magic have "weight", so probably feels physical. Basically, like getting hit by a truck.
>>337958518
I hate that feel.
bags of sand
>>337956004
I always liked the flavour of shadow damage being gravity damage.
>>337958518
How long does it take you to shit, Anon? How bad is your circulation?
>>337958518
Is there a name for that?
That prickly-all-over feeling as your blood rushes back in?
God sometimes I really think my leg will just give out from it, I should stop sitting on my legs
>>337958754
>How long does it take you to shit, Anon?
It depends. I took three ex lax yesterday, so I was on the J for a while.
>>337958852
>>337958518
he
>>337958754
is right though
don't be fat and sit on the toilet for hours
I used to do it now I have luckily symptomless hemmorhoids
taking a good shit in 30 seconds is the best
>>337956004
Like aches and pains that you get when you contract the flu or are about to collapse from exhaustion.
>>337959182
I don't come to /v/ for life advice, if I've gotta shit then I've gotta shit.
>>337959278
You'll still get it anon.
No need to take it, especially if you enjoy pain.
>>337956004
salty coins of bag milk
>>337959186
you named two pains I have no recollection of ever feeling
are you a femanon?
>>337959182
>>337958754
>someone knows what it's like
>so they must experience it every time
That's really, really stupid.
>>337959487
With that specific example of your legs falling asleep from sitting too much on the toilet?
I'd say its logical.
I dont sit on my toilet needlessly and with the exception of the rare /v/dad who stays on the shitter to avoid his family - i don't think others do either, mostly because theres no reason to and your legs will fall asleep
>>337956004
Like you've been abused by a black man in the showers, and from that day on you always feel his animalistic beastial cock ramming through your ringpiece. It's not a phantom pain, it's shadow damage.
Dark damage is physical and magical right? Just assume it's like being crushed on the outside and ripped apart on the inside, body and soul.
Just like prison rape.
Like failing the last rep and hitting snap city.
>>337959671
>I'd say its logical.
That is what someone who is really, really stupid would think about the things they say.
>>337956004
it feels like your very being is being ripped to shreds.
I imagine it's like psychic pain where the pain isn't actually being inflicted on your body but you feel the most intense pain ever.
Like that harry potter curse.
Alternatively it just starts decaying your body while you're alive.
>>337959858
Like you right now - you think what you are saying is logical.
>>337959934
I'm posting the things you're saying and I know that they are illogical. You know what it's like to have a fever, or stub your toe? Must happen all of the time right? How bad is your eyesight that you've bumped into things?
>>337959774
It's more like the existential pain you feel when you fail a rep on the bench without a spotter and have to drop the weights.
I wouldnt know I always have a bathory card in my armor son.
>>337960079
oh anon
>>337960375
Better luck next time.
>>337960424
just remember your circulation
what does light damage feel like?
So how does nature hurt us - if not through the elements included in it?
>>337960652
it's the spirits of the earth rising up to fuck you up, it feels like lightning but more minty.
>>337960649
Similiar to holy damage I guess, so try going to a church and you'll find out.
Have you ever had a prostate stimulated orgasm?
It's pretty much the opposite of that.
>>337960743
spirits of what?
nature?
fucking powers are getting vague
>>337960819
Holy damage?
Probably like blunt trauma that leaves no bruises.
like life after age 20
When you wake up in the morning and try to make a fist but can't.
>>337960649
>>337958129
>Light magic gives you radiation sickness.
>>337960649
Like the pain when you stare into the sun except spread across your whole body
>>337960120
Yeah, it's the roll of shame.
>>337960649
A really bad sunburn.
>>337956004
speaking in DS1, abyss sorceries are specifically stated to be 'heavy' in contrast to normal ones, and deal physical damage in addition to magic.
>>337959360
so like this basically
>>337956004
The physical embodiment of the dread of forgetting to do your homework
>>337960649
Like getting hit with hamon, your flesh melting and vapourising.
>>337956004
Cold, and like your breath is being taken away
Like getting up quickly from the couch.
>>337960649
A huge pang of guilt followed by burning and stinging
>>337956004
Like Manus taking out his dick and slapping you with it while Kaathe laughs in the background
Like cold steel.
>>337961162
>that policeman casually radioing it in but not doing anything about it
Good man.
>>337956004
Like putting icy hot on your penis
>>337958285
Or not being able to hold it any longer, stopping the car and shitting in the bushes like a dog.
>>337956004
Like your being weighed down and restrained.
I figured it feels like the pain that travels down your arm before a general anaesthetic takes hold, but really fast.
Fuck that shit. I am throwing a shitfit until I get the gas next time jesus fucking christ.
>>337956004
If we're talking DaS3 then nothing because walking slowly to the left exists.
Why is humanity always depicted as warm and welcoming yet also very harmful and mutating?
it kinda feels like that time I stuck a pencil into my penis and slowly pushed it in until it wouldn't go any further until I kept pushing and pushing until I heard and felt a splat and quickly pulled it out and blood was everywhere and I made it all up.
I'm sorry..
>>337961162
>>337956004
Dubstep
>>337956004
like being hit by a dry ice snowball.
it feels like nostalgia
>>337963176
Because humans are cunts.
>>337963176
Because the Abyss is a metaphor of Getter Rays/Spiral Energy.
Row Row fight the Dinosaur Empire
>>337956004
>Magic: Intense fire-like electrocution
>Miracles: Depends on if it uses force or lightning, self explanatory
>Pyromancy: Duh
>Hex/Dark Magic: Numb feeling, making your body hurt but feeling little to no pain, instead imagine breaking your arm and feeling nothing but when you move you feel the pain of your damaged body.
>>337956004
like freezing acid while also loosing any sensation simultaneously.
>>337963176
I should be clear that I'm talking about the Dark Souls concept of humanity.
>>337963892
Pretty sure sorcery is cold, not hot.
What does the Girlfriend element feel like?
>>337957040
Brush your teeth you nasty fuck.
>>337964145
like no money and disinterest
>>337964173
flouridated water bro
>>337964145
Usually bretty gud. Occasionally annoying and/or frustrating.
>>337964105
Im not saying it's hot, im saying it spreads damage in your flesh like fire would, leaving a sort of burn in your body but it would feel like you go zapped by lightning.
>>337956004
Like when you browse r9k initially to laugh at them but slowly they begin to rot your soul
>>337956004
hopelessness
>>337964436
Only got yourself to blame. Hanging out on a containment board.
How does water magic hurt?
>>337965032
I'm glad you included a picture
>>337965027
Its like playing with a dark flame anon
>>337965032
Pressurized water can easily fuck a human up, being curshed under an enormous wave can smash you to pieces, getting drowned kills you obviously, and ice magic can kill you in myriad ways.
Now, water magic that is literally just shooting a ball of dishwater at someone wouldn't actually deal damage, but videogames means anything goes.
>>337965032
wouldnt know i always have a Swordfish card on my armor bro
>>337965032
Water is a physical element, so it would be blunt damage.
>>337956004
When you have IBS and imminent diarrhoea but you've gotta hold it in because the next toilet stop isn't for 20 miles.
>>337964145
The best weapon in game but it also hurts you and the quality drops extremely fast. Like DaS2 @ 240FPS.
It's a shitter weapon that mostly other shitters who can't play the game without it or newfags who never used it want it.
>>337956004
Like a refractory period handjob
>>337956004
Like having to drive for the next two hours after you drove 8 hours yesterday and it's all for work, not for fun.
>>337965032
high pressurized water can cut through steel.
>>337965503
>wasting the armor card slot on water property
>>337963176
Humanity is something people want, and there is nothing humans can do to stop that, in DS if you are Human, you want humanity, whether you know it or not. Since they desire it so much, they come to become fanatic over it, to the point where they love the idea of having more, they love humanity
However, humanity forces humans to fight between each other to acquire such humanity, so it makes them despise and want to hurt those who have more than they do, which makes them feel envy.
They feel envy and love, wanting more since they themselves hold humanity or they would become Pygmies again.
But the more humanity you consume, the more monstrous you become, since you acquire an unfathomable amount of power, ultimately culminating in you becoming the dark lord by obtaining all humanity available and essentially holding the complete dark soul
>>337966521
But can it cut through a Katana?
>>337966909
Not if its been folded 1000 times
>>337966909
A water Katana can.
>>337966158
I've done that from when I was underage and alcohol ruined my colon the next day. Drive home approximately 20 miles literally squeezing back rum shits. Trying to unlock my apartment door was wicked had and I honestly thought I was about to shit myself in the hallway, also thought I was going to shit all over my car seat during the drive. The exact instant my ass hit the toilet seat it was just a firehose of liquid.
>>337956004
When you masturbate too hard to something weird and then you feel deep regret afterwards times 10.
>>337956004
Darkness is a an absence of light. Darkness isn't so much a physical thing but more of an absence of something. But if one were to create darkness they'd have to remove light.
So in a sense of creation, darkness is the essence of creating a void or removing something.
A black hole is something that would seem like a darkness spell.
Other than that I think would be something akin to draining or sapping. Specifically one's strength whether it be sapping one's energy, one's health, causing muscular fatigue. A spell that makes you wither until you're nothing more than a husk.
>>337956004
You know when the cold penetrates to your bones when you'reforever alonelate at night?
>>337960652
like having an allergy
>>337956004
It feels like those sneezes where afterward every joint in your body is in pain.
>>337967698
I hate those. Those are the worst
>>337967284
>>337967447
That sounds pretty cool mane. Mind if I borrow the last part?
>>337967284
I fucking hate when this happens and I always do a retribution fap to something not as disgusting shortly afterwards.
The real question is: What the FUCK do health potions taste like?
>>337968286
That sweet red stuff the dentist puts in your mouth before procedures.
>>337968180
Sure. What do I care?
>"Dark sorceries / pyromancies deal physical damage" ;^)
>block with 100% physical shield
>take shittons of damage
>>337968286BLOOD
>>337968286
Coconut water
>>337968286
Bitter with a sad excuse for cherry flavoring that does a poor job of masking the bitter flavor.
>>337968286
Flavor is probably some sweet flavor that also feels a little like anesthetic.
Health potions probably disperse through your bloodstream quickly and increase cell activity in your injured parts, healing you in a pinch.
>>337968456
>Sweet red stuff dentists put in your mouth
I have no idea what you are talking about
>>337969331
Sounds like a cough drop
I dunno why they even bother with flavored cough drops. They taste like cherry for about 5 seconds before it becomes pure cough syrup
like death
>>337968286
like red wine
>>337968456
Anon, i think your dentist may have slipped you some type of mickey finn
>>337956004
Nerv Pain, negative thoughts and memories.
Hyper-Accelerated Cancer
That obtuse, crushing feeling you get when you realize some impending, terrible thing is about to happen, like the death of a loved one?
I imagine it's like somebody took an impossibly dense, napalm wad of that feeling and shot it at you.
>>337962948
Once had a Gardner snake poke at my anus hole while doing just this
>>337956004
black nigger cock
>>337956004
I think it would be like a physical manifestation of entropy.
A heavy, pressuring wave of destructive energy, dissolving both spirit and body.
The speed and extent of destruction would vary based on the caster's skill and the victim's resistance.
>>337956004
It's indescribable. Our "five" senses can't grasp it and therefor we can't accurately describe it.
>>337956004
you know that feeling you get when you need to get out of bed but your body refuses to let you?
Salty coins and milk
>>337972427
Thats just depression
I know that feeling, increasingly these days
>>337964145
no one ever knows bro, they're like ass smell.
