>gf knows how much I love Doom
>knows the new game just came out
>come home today after work
>"got you a surprise, anon"
>Pic related
>That's your favorite enemy right?
I just smiled and have her a hug. Should I tell her later that she fucked up?
I haven't played a Doom game in over a decade.
What's the problem? It looks cute.
>>337954086
The Pain Elemental one is way better than the Cacodemon one imo, more detail.
>>337954086
accidentally do it in her pooppy the next time u have sex
that will teach her
>>337954086
Tell her that she fucked up and that she's as worthless as dogshit on a country road
>>337954086
Jesus christ, appreciate something for once, you fucking cuck assmaggot.
Dump her
OP doesn't have a gf, he just wants replies
Pain elemental is a poor man's poor man's Cacodemon
This is bait, right? God I hope it is.
You don't deserve her
I don't believe you have a girlfriend, enjoy your hand
So what you're saying OP, is that you got BLACKED?
>Should I tell her later that she fucked up?
How did she fuck up? Looks fine to me.
>>337954086
20 bucks says this thread is ripped straight from /r/gaming
>gf knows how much I love Doom
>gets you a pain elemental plush as a surprise and you're ungrateful
FUCK YOU OPfor making this thread, we know you don't have a GF. But if this actually is true, I hope you get killed by a lost soul in doom
>can't order my own meatball demon if I wanted to because shipping to canada is overpriced as fuck
>>337954086
No, you fucking idiot.
She went out of her way to get you something on her own time, why throw it in her face she messed up?
She didn't have to.
>>337954086
Just get all three now.
>>337954281
What if she enjoys it?
In fact, what if you are her? What if you gave your boyfriend the gift knowing that he would go to /v/ and complain about it and now you are giving him this advice because you want it in the ass?
I want one of those
>he doesn't like the meatball daemon
find your septic tank and climb in because you are fucking shit
>>337954086
>Should I tell her later that she fucked up?
You should probably off yourself with that attitude.
The cacodemon plush in wolfenstein was too cute, I want one now
>>337954209
It's not a Cacodemon. Cacodemon s are cuter.
sure
hell, yell it at her
and be sure to tell the nice men in white clothes about her and her mistake as well
they'll probably give you a ride
>>337954086
its-a spicy meatball
>>337954086
It looks cute
>>337954767
I wont lie Cacodemon's are much cuter, however if my GF knew how doom worked, i'd want a pain elemental so i can scream at it for summoning twenty lost souls
>>337954607
>What if she enjoys it?
are you gay or something?
>>337954086
Nice blog you fucking faggot where do I subscribe?
You should have been honest but still happy that she went out of her way to get you a gift, because then you could work towards getting the right one, by lying you fucked yourself.
Good job retard.
I'm sorry your gf isn't as smart as mine, OP
>>337954914
>Not knowing that males gets extra pleasure from taking it in the ass
>>337954086
It's the thought that counts, and she clearly thought of you when she got it. So no, don't. If you wanted the game then buy it yourself, you lazy fuck.
>tfw sister gets you both for christmas
>>337954086
when you have sex tonight use your other hand
>op is so poor he needs to have his girlfreind buy him games
Fucking beta real men never ask their girlfreinds for money
>>337955409
Did you juggle them?
>>337954268
>>337954281
>>337954339
>>337954364
>>337954415
>>337954465
>>337954763
>>337954767
>>337954882
>>337955078
>all these faggots perfering the inferior meatball demon
Pain has just as many hit points, is just as fast, is more intomidating, has better attacks, and is more deadly.
He's objectively better.
>>337955556
Cacodemon is kawaii.
Your argument is invalid.
>>337954350
This.
I hope she cheats on you with a black man.
>>337955556
At least Cacodemon can do something about Doomguys humping his face, unlike certain others.
>>337954086
>get a cute toy from someone who loves you
>"fucked up"
You sound like a piece of shit OP.
>>337955409
Can you buy these online?
I've honestly never understood this debate.
It looks like they get along just fine.
>>337956008
Yes.
You can buy them on the Bethesda store as well as other places.
>normalfags
>>337956008
Should be able to, they became harder to come by last time ai checked. I'm only missing the doom guy now.
>>337956189
>having a gf makes you a normie
Not by a long shot.
It just makes you not a loser
>No doomguy figures
>>337955078
>nutted but she still sucking
I miss fluffy bubblebutt hell knight design.
That sweet beige guy deserved far more porn than he got.
>>337956013
what is commander video doing there?
>>337956161
Bethesda store only has the brown meatball
>>337956326
I'M GONNA EAT THAT DOOMGUY!
>>337956370
Muh dick
>>337956490
Is it just me or are the new doom pinky demons cute as hell?
>play the new Doom
It's good but
>It's not biblical Hell anymore, it's just an alternate dimension
Bullshit.
They're not even demon's anymore. They're just dimensional aliens.
The original DOOM made it clear they were clearly satanic. There was crazy antichrist shit everywhere.
>>337956326
That's adorable
>>337956307
Nice sheep thinking there
>>337956842
It is biblical hell but bibical hell is a dimension that everyone just mistook for a place of torment
>>337956842
Hell has been "alternative dimension" since doom 3. And there was plenty of satanic imagery in d44m
>>337956842
How much nudoom did you play. It's pretty clear hell is as hell as it gets.
>>337954086
>Should I tell her later that she fucked up?
absolutely fucking not you goddamn autist
if you're this shit at being a person you don't even deserve a gf
>>337957110
I know and I'm saying that's a dumb retconned to appease Christian normies
Women are subhuman
>>337957317
Christians who actually give a shit about their religion are anything but normies
>>337957317
No you retard the hell in the game is the christian hell the christians are the ones that had it wrong
>>337956307
Kill yourself normalfag
>>337957492
>Implying Cacodemon would allow it
It would eat them both
fuck off normalfags
>>337957696
It's a cuckodemon anon
>>337957756
That is clearly a Cacodemon.
It doesn't look "progressive" enough to be a cuckodemon.
>>337956764
Just you
>>337956842
That's a cross of St. Peter, dumbass
HISSSSSSS
>>337958023
So you wouldnt keep one as a pet?
So all this Doom 64 praise is just a contrarians meme right?
It's not really that good right?
>>337956842
>Nudoom is literally hell it self with skulls pentagrams and transmutation circles
>ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS
Sounds like you need to finish the game you fucktard
>>337958550
doom 64 is far better than it has any right to be.
>>337954086
How did your exams go?
No more school, a whole summer of 4chan! Enjoy! :D
>>337958550
it's good if your main way to play vidya is a 64. same reason goldeneye was good.
>>337955556
Pain Elemental comes with the worst and most annoying enemies in the game
Cacodemons also usually come in bulk and difficulty scales fairly no matter the level design
also, Cacodemons are red and visually interesting
>>337955556I always regarded the pain elemental as female for some reason
>>337958698
But 64 is actually not that bad.Goldeneye is kind of meh. Perfect Dark is still great
>>337957317
>to appease Christian normies
not even close. No one in American media has appeased Christians in over 20 years
>>337958613
>>337958698
Use doom 64 EX and you can play it on PC is fun
Especially on higher difficulties
>>337959192
I assumed this was common knowledge.
No body who says doom64 was good means playing it on the 64.
>>337958550
I still have to finish it, but it didn't take on me.
Honestly it seemed more quake with doom demons rather then doom, without quake physics. Not bad, but not great either.
>>337954086
>He doesn't think pain elemental is the shit
>>337955556
Gain Elemental>Cucko Demon any time
>gf
XDD
>>337959521
What's the matter? Too autistic to get a gf?
>>337958023
No it's not.
Pinkies are qts
They're both fine
>>337958550
Great atmosphere, some solid level design and fantastic art design.
The only bad part is the controls and that there was never really any horde fights because it was on the 64.
Is this proper music to listen to while playing a doom game?
https://youtu.be/ODaCNx7_d08
>>337959349
>Playing Doom 64 outside of its natural engine.
Yeah, no.
Much better on 64
>>337959636
That was very clearly his implication.
>>337956764
I like the hulking muscly ones better
>>337960132
It's quite literally darker than Doom 3 when using a CRT and an N64
>>337960081
>Die Antwoord
Absolute garbage.
>>337960468
>hates die antwoord
>gives kanye west 10/10
Shit taste
>>337956326
Is that an easter egg?
>>337960806
They are little collectables you can find in each level
>>337954086
Should have clotheslined that bitch.
Plasma gun is the best gun
Prove me wrong protip:THE SUGAR-SWEET KISS OF HEAVY ORDINANCE
>>337957492
lmfao
>>337956326
Doomguy plushes exists, along with shitty Funko wannabee mini-figurines
>>337956371
nice
>>337956371
underrated
>>337959636
Do you even know where you are nigger? Fuck off back to facebook
>this humanoid cacawaifu design has not caught on and become a big porn thing spawning lots of lewd pics
sadness consumes me
>>337959636
Not him but im too ugly to get a GF
>>337957492
>filename
oh god hahaha
>>337962125
>It's just H-doomguy and plantpenetrator/mystical circlejerking
>big porn thing
ok fampai
>>337962130
All starts by losing weight
And getting a haircut
Does the cacodemon has an anus like in the game?
>>337956326
3A just announced a figure. When it actually releases is anyone's guess.
>>337961225
>upgrade plasma rifle in nudoom for the mastery
>becomes the best gun with the heat blast mod
>>337962349
Honestly not sure what haircut to even get
>>337954086
Why don't you just appreciate it? She went out of her way to get you a gift it might not be the normal one but it's the thought that counts
>>337962551
If you can't figure out what looks good then short or buzz
LOL what a fucking normie.
>>337954086
What you do is appreciate the fact she tried period, if you want to educate her on the difference between a caco and pain elemental that up to you, just be tactful enough to not make it seem like you're being a dick about a gift.
>>337963185
Good call.
I have trouble trouble believing anyone is douchey enough to tell their gf they fucked up for getting them a nice get
>>337959479
>Gain Elemental
I like this
>>337962130
Hit the treadmill, spend 40 bucks on a nice haircut at a real barber shop, ask the barber how to style it yourself at home.
Lose the t-shirts, get some oxford button downs and some slacks. Red is a bad color for people with our skin tone, try some browns, blues, and greens. GET MEASURED BY A TAILOR, DON"T GUESS YOUR SHIRT SIZE.
With a little effort and some spiffy (but well-rounded for any occasion) clothes, you too can look acceptable to the fairer sex. Good Luck anon, it's never too late to improve yourself. (I started doing treadmill 30 mins a day, combined with a daily caloric diet of about 1200, and I'm down 25 pounds! You can do it!)
>gf
Yeah right
>>337963667
I dont think i need a treadmill i walk to and from work a mile and a half each way
>>337963667
>daily caloric diet of about 1200
that's not healthy anon
>>337963667
Do it proper
>>337960620
i hate both of those things wow
>>337962130
some ugly bitch will settle for you. most of us actually.
>>337963667
>belt doesn't match the shoes on MWF
>>337956490
what anime is this?
>>337964058
Why would i need the scrubs and hospital gear?
>>337963667
As long as you wear clothes that actually fit you, and you have a body worth them fitting, it really doesn't matter a whole lot what you wear.
>>337954086
>Should I tell her later that she fucked up?
im sure her parents already have after meeting you
>>337963934
It's more about elevating the heart rate rather than the distance traveled.
>>337964772
I'm at loss as of why you'd need that.
>>337963667
LMFAO look at this pencil dick cracka, bitches only care bout yo dick n yo swag
>>337954268
Agreed.
Cacodemon is for nu males and hipster faggots. Overrated as hell. And in plush form looks like a fucking disaster.
>>337965210
WOW
LOSS
HILARIOUS
>>337963936
its a pretty low amount, but its not catastrophically low. Most sources I've seen recommend a bare minimum of 1000. Im never hungry during the day, I usually eat a big dinner (Which is probably why I am fat now), so I am used to not eating a lot.
I am changing my dietary habits, though, eating breakfast and small snacks throughout the day and whatnot. The biggest change is just not eating Pizza and shit every night without exercising. 40lbs to go, then I raise my intake enough to maintain, rather that eat at a deficit.
>>337965714
have you considered keto diet instead
>27 years old
>Dont have much time for vidya
>Fiance still fullfils my gaming needs because used to love vidya
>Bought me an xbone 2 years ago for xmas because it was big and boxy brutal vcr with nice controller, not a faggy little eraser with leds (literally her words)
>Bought me phantom pain
>Bought me bamham
>Bought me forza h2
>Bought me doom
Be grateful OP, she loves so much that she is encouraging your retarded childish hobby
