What's Carmack's condition?
Twisted fucking psychopath
>>337950517
irreversible
Nicest guy you'll ever meet
>>337950723
Why?
mmmm
>>337950517
retarded
>>337950517
>>337950517
mmmmm
>>337950837
Because Carmack's condition... is that he's dead.
chef excellence
>>337950757
Really? He comes off as >>337950606
Professional shitposter
>no one posts the choking comic
>>337950517
He is too based for neo /v/.
Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzmbW4ueGdg
>>337950517
severe case of genius
>As reported in David Kushner's Masters of Doom, when Carmack was 14, he broke into a school to help a group of kids steal Apple II computers. To gain entry to the building, Carmack concocted a sticky substance of thermite mixed with Vaseline that melted through the windows. However, an overweight accomplice struggled to get through the hole, and opened the window, setting off a silent alarm and alerting police. John was arrested, and sent for psychiatric evaluation (the report mentions 'no empathy for other human beings' and describes Carmack as 'a brain on legs'). Carmack was then sentenced to a year in a juvenile home.
>>337950517
smug
>>337952759
Why post one without the other?
he sees things no one else sees
>>337953867
Is there a single SJW that doesn't look retarded?
>>337954569
>>337954569
>>337954686
Thanks, anon, I now have them saved in case a situation like this arises again.
Codemonkey and autist
>my cat was getting annoying so i gave her to the next chop suey restaurant
>>337950517
dead to industry, dead to his own creation
https://youtu.be/OipJYWhMi3k
>>337950517
Psychopath/Sociopath and also genius.
High functioning autist.
a real human bean
>>337955386
>neofags like him, thinking he created doom. fags know he is just a good rendering engineer that made an engine upon which Romero created his one and only masterpiece.
if he hadn't made that shit daikatana, why john, why ?
>>337955751
Decadence
Asperger's
>>337950517
Unpredictable, yet analytical and calculating, and dangerous, yet calm under the right circumstances. A real powerhouse and possibly aPunisherin the making.
>>337950517
Sociopath.
>>337955386
holy fuck, those kill animations are gorgeous
>>337955629
and a real hero
He just wants to fuck a robot in VR
>>337955751
Sniffing his own farts.
He made a lot of money and it went to his head.
>>337953867
>clear gender ga-ahp
god damn it ... i just want to plug her mouth with cock. damn boner stop it, stop it NOW!
>>337950517
Well he's intelligent, nihilistic and has a wicked sense of humor.
>>337950517
>I WANT A NIGGER FEMALE IN THE COVER OF FABLE 3 BECAUSE WE'RE EDGY
He's a cuck
>>337950517
Antisocial with some autism? Maybe?
He seems to have both the lack of empathy common in antisocials and the mannerism of autists.
>>337956320
She looks terrible.
Also I find it funny that there are actual differences in male and female tolerance to HMDs as a result of different ways of interpreting spatial information that require research, but they're more interested in how many people work in the industry rather than whether average women can use them without projectile vomiting or not.
>>337950517
Waaaaaay too based, he shouldn't even be able to walk among us mortals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcWRc1wK3gM
>>337955751
>carmack only ever did the engine
>romero only ever did the design
you are an idiot
>>337954417
kek, everytiem
>>337956320
>That face of undeserved achievement
Bet she got a degree on gender studies in her shit smelling appartment
>>337955751
nobody is "thinking" of him in that twisted way
you just defend some other guys from id, why do you do that? Do they even need defending?
>>337955845
>Decadence
said a man born in 00s
>>337953867
>jeans and flip flops
Why?
He's a purebred nerd. He spent his youth glued in front of the computer absorbed in code, and as a result he's a bit socially awkward. Not too socially inept to stop him from having a wife and kid though, but after a lifetime of programming he seems a bit strange in social situations. Nothing more to it
>>337953867
>Ask a question
>Applause
It's an american thing or what?
>>337954686
Only now do I get the reference in that image after seeing that judo video
>>337957027
Palmer Luckey doesn't wear shoes
it's his thing
isn't that WACKY
>>337957058
activists go in groups to public events, one of them stands up and farts, and the rest flap their flippers to craft an image of support for their cause
>>337957058
They're just trying to seem all accepting and agreeable with that question
>>337957031
He definitely has more too it. Pretty much everyone who's known him says so. He's also normally not described as socially awkward, more weird in other ways.
Most people who are just nerds don't spend a year in correctional facilities as a kid because they thermited into their schools computer lab.
>>337957267
I suppose when you sell your kickstarter to facebook for $2B you don't have to wear shoes i f you don't want to.
>>337957058
That's pretty common in most of the western world.
>>337957058
actually something picked up from watch the royal bitches own network... someplace called London is where it started. It's to allow normies get the satisfaction that being stupid they're still accepted.
>>337957605
I've never even had a parking ticket.
>>337950517
Too smug.
>>337956680
>Literally tells a room full of scientists that their work is babby shit compared to game engine development
I love this guy.
>>337956680
>rocket science isn't rocket science
I think he shut AA in the end.
>>337953867
>that guy in the lower right corner while she is talking
>>337957605
Well, maybe he's a psychopath in addition to being nerdy. Something like one percent of the population are psychopaths from what I read
>>337954417
Masters of Doom is the best book about games and everyone should read it, it's filled with gems.
did he ever recover?
>>337958103
>I am losing control of my faculties mmmm
Didn't he invent some crazy algorithm or something? he looks like a bit of an autist and based on all the praise he gets for his technical knowledge I'd assume he's also somewhat of a genius.
>>337957902
What about the betacuck behind her clapping?
>>337958196
He didn't invent the fast inverse square root
But he is credited with the famous "what the fuck?" comment about it
The Chinese invented it
>>337954267
this
>>337958196
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_volume#Depth_fail
Not really, but it's a something.
>>337955338
>Carmack
>Codemonkey
>>337950517
>Scott Miller wasn't the only one to go before id began working on Doom. Mitzi would suffer a similar fate. Carmack's cat had been a thorn in the side of the id employees, beginning with the days of her overflowing litter box back at the lake house. Since then she had grown more irascible, lashing out at passersby and relieving herself freely around his apartment. The final straw came when she peed all over a brand-new leather couch that Carmack had bought with the Wolfenstein cash. Carmack broke the news to the guys. "Mitzi was having a net negative impact on my life," he said. "I took her to the animal shelter. Mmm."
>"What?" Romero asked. The cat had become such a sidekick of Carmack's that the guys had even listed her on the company directory as his significant other - and now she was just gone ? "You know what this means?" Romero said. "They're going to put her to sleep! No one's going to want to claim her. She's going down! Down to Chinatown!"
>Carmack shrugged it off and returned to work. The same rule applied to a cat, a computer program or, for that matter, a person. When something becomes a problem, let it go or, if necessary, have it surgically removed.
>>337958232
What about this, bitch nigguh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X68Mm_kYRjc
>>337958150
Whoever made that list is fucking clueless.
>>337958150
who won? I bet for that manlet from bethesda
>>337954686
>>337954686
>Carmack is literally portrayed in the Doom universe
>He's the fucking Dr Samuel
>>337958150
>a guy who spearheaded the invention of the most popular videogames genre is less important in the games industry than a misandristic woman with a youtube series
i don't
what
>>337958324
>Didn't know about this
>Search the wikipedia page
>It's actually fucking legit
You cuhrayzee sunuva bitch
float Q_rsqrt( float number )
{
long i;
float x2, y;
const float threehalfs = 1.5F;
x2 = number * 0.5F;
y = number;
i = * ( long * ) &y; // evil floating point bit level hacking
i = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 ); // what the fuck?
y = * ( float * ) &i;
y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 1st iteration
// y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 2nd iteration, this can be removed
return y;
}
he reminds me of myself
without the genius level intellect, millions of dollars, successful life and asian wife
>>337958823
>yfw he actually succeeds in transplanting his brain and consciousness into a robot body
>>337958942
Clickbat.
>>337954417
Not having read Masters of Doom, is this true? Is Carmack clinically a psychopath?
And how did he get thermite in the first place?
Carmack is able to speak for 3 hours straight without stopping or drinking water.
You can barely see him take a breath too
He's a fucking machine
>>337959284
It's not hard to make.
>>337958680
That book was great
>>337959313
His QuakeCon and Oculus keynotes are a fucking wonder. He makes me feel so stupid and know a thing or too about software/hardware.
https://youtu.be/wt-iVFxgFWk?t=2579
Is it true that he once gave away his cat because it was bothering him while he was coding?
>>337951030
You are my favourite anon
>>337958150
Where's the rest of that list?
>>337959956
i've never seen it
i'm convinced someone from here made it
>>337958150
I can't even
I mean this is just so wrong
Who did they ask?
I really don't understand this bullshit
on there
>>337958103
>not listening to the based will wheaton audiobook
DOWN TO CHINA TOWN
>>337959313
He is like a modern day Asimov
OK STORY TIME LISTEN UP
My dad went to a few lectures by Asmiov. Like 2-hour lectures. Asmiov would, without any preparing beforehand or notes or anything, talk about the particular subject in an incredibly succinct and clear way. The talk would start with a introduction that presented the topic, then Asimov would transition into the meaty parts with some relevant tangents, and then he would bring it all back together in the end with a big overarching and "wow" moment conclusion.
And it would be EXACTLY 2 hours.
And sometimes he would just ask someone what they wanted to hear about. And he would recite it, in this very encyclopedic way
>>337954569
>>337954686
are there any more of these
>>337960063
i think it's real, but it was removed due to backlash
>>337960594
Well when you have someone with negative contribution listed higher than motherfucken John Carmack, why would there possibly be backlash
>>337950517
Doomed.
>>337960187
Those were the only two, made during his Oculus Keynote a couple of years ago, I think.
>>337959684
>3 hours 36 minutes
>while ill
Jesus Christ.
>>337961051
They should have made moar
>>337950517
good goy
>>337959284
he made some in school
>>337960063
http://archive.is/8lD5V
He's in too deep.
>>337962031
those other women seem to be holding pretty high positions and fucking sarkeesian at the top out of nowhere.
>>337962031
I don't even know who those are
>>337956797
Romero made Doom, Carmack made shit considering the actual game, the autist knows how to code, not how to make good vidya. if he made doom, it would be pong with better graphics.
romero without carmack = daikatana
carmack without romero = rage
they are yin and yang
>>337962901
He actually had the idea for the setting of Doom.
>>337956320
Her face looks like those player heads from og Operation Flashpoint.
Carmack fucked up big time by not joining Sony's VR division. He's forever under the rule of Mark Cuckerburg.
>>337963084
>He actually had the idea for the setting of Doom.
>Carmack having a game idea
>KEK
no he didn't Romero wanted to make an Aliens game but would have problems with 20thfox or who ever had the rights then, so they made their own story that resembled the Aliens background. Watch the interviews.
>>337963060
At least rage is playable
>>337963381
Ironically, one of the first (if not the first) TCs for Doom was Aliens TC.
>>337963294
Pretty much and I'm not even a big Sony fan.
>>337963060
the more apt comparison is carmack without romero = doom 3 and quake 3
romero is a hack who made 7 good levels quickly overshadowed by american mcgee, jhe can eat shit
>>337963381
Read Masters of Doom :^)
>>337963294
Carmack joined oculus before it was bought by facebook.
>>337963613
>being this edgy
>>337963381
jesus christ that greentext.
Please, before you continue posting, stop trying to fit in. You have nothing to prove us.
>>337963781
literally can't prove me wrong
>>337950517
>jacked a bunch of tech from various old white papers by japs and computer scientists
>applied it to video games
>hailed as some sort of genius programming whisperer
Literally zuckerberg
>>337960129
Thanks for the fact
>>337963438
It's also bloated due to MegaTextures™ and all the wankery that follows suit
>>337964296
Your text doesn't fit the reaction image which itself isn't an appropriate response to the message you quoted
>>337963613
>>337963060
We all know the real creative mastermind to put balance between the two was Tom Hall.
super influential but he was old meat after quake 3. now he works for broken promises
Carmack doesn't know dick about game design.
>>337965173
so what
anyone has an EPUB version of Masters of Doom? I can only find PDF, which isn't the most adequate format to read in my phone
>>337959284
>Not having read Masters of Doom, is this true? Is Carmack clinically a psychopath?
no, they twisted his words to frame him
they said "if you weren't caught, would you do it again?". he said yes
they wrote it down as "would you do it again? yes" and fucked him over
>>337965383
http://bookzz.org/book/1132789/36f8fb
>>337953867
>porting a gender gap
what the fuck does that mean ?
>>337964757
Tom hall is just a retard with a skullet who hung around romero's wife and tried to get into her pants with all those shitty failed kick starters
>>337966227
It means there aren't 50/50 women and men in the tech field, since our special snowflake is a marxist this is a problem
>>337966453
>Tom hall is just a retard
yup
>>337966135
thanks anon
>>337966453
I forgot to add that he is a cuck
>>337966227
We should take the women and push them somewhere else
>>337965383
What I want is a good place to find the audiobook without subscribing to fucking audible
>>337950517
Hyper intelligence combined with pure undiluted autism
>>337966940
https://kat.cr/masters-of-doom-how-two-guys-created-an-empire-and-transformed-pop-culture-mp3-t8344197.html
>>337957058
every time there's stupid questions like this, especially if its a woman, people clap
example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ017D_JOPY
>>337966903
not a bad plan
>>337966453
>>337964757
>It's a tom hall level
Doom's setting was heavily inspired by a dungeons and dragons campaign that Carmack ran with the id employees.
>>337967285
why do people always get so fat when they're old
>>337967184
Shit, that torrent has been dead the other times I checked.
Thanks anon.
>>337967485
Because their metabolism slows down but they still eat the same amount
>>337959684
Fuck sake, now I'm watching this again and I need to sleep.
He's so god damn engaging for some reason.
>>337963613
QFT
Mad man
>>337967485
>>337967650
>tfw high metabolism and eat more than anyone i know
God damn i'm gonna turn into a fucking barrel from the skeleton i am now
