Why do people complain she has a Barbie body? She's totally ripped! She's never been as muscular as is Sm4sh.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10239106
>>337945618
WTF is this shit? Did Samus turn into a nigger?
Aren't you that one swedish or whatever fag who keeps posting ass threads everywhere including smash bros forums.
>>337946480
LOL what? Samus is not nigger, she's beautiful white aryan.
She is fat.
Hey, I remember there being an Imgur gallery with a lot of Samus booty photos, but I lost the link. Can someone repost the links if they have them?
>>337946821
No. Thats not fat anon.
>>337946480
Yes
>>337946997
You know, I'm pretty sure what causes all the shit posting with "look at her ass, is it fat?"
Cultural differences.
See, in America Samus's ass is considered normal, like a normal nigger donkey ass. In Europe, her ass is considered fat.
When these people meet and the Europoor says that Samus has a fat ass, the American think of the pic you just posted and call the Europoor a low test beta.
Truth is, we just have different definitions of the word "fat".
>>337946821
I wish
>>337947242
I WANT TO KILL NIGGERS AHHH
>>337946821
A fat ass would sag - hers does not.
>>337945618
It's hot. Women are supposed to have higher bodyfat percentages and store fat differently
>>337947272
But there's no way that Samus is fat, she's extremely fit. Not even her ass is fat, women can get asses like that by working out and doing squats and such.
>>337947272
Works out for all the small dicked Europeans then, apparently.
Literally gay as fuck country.
Sometimes I forget the average poster here likes white twigs.
>>337948159
Hear, hear!
What kind of stupid fuckers think Samus's ass is fat?
>>337948159
But there's no way an ass is that big without being fat, unless you can see visible musculature - and you cannot.
Because she literally looks like a real doll sex toy in this game. If you find that attractive then find but its disgusting to me.
>>337949795
She looks like a woman to me. What makes her look like a sex doll?
>>337950086
She's a woman. With lady parts.
Posting superior smash lady
>>337949795
I think you posted on the wrong site. This isn't tumblr.
Serious question:
Are people just trolling the poll, or do they actually think Samus's ass is fat? Because the "fat" option has almost 50 %.
>>337950384
The only thing superior is she's broke as fuck at the easiest level of execution.
>>337946997
God damn it America.
>>337945618
>balloon hand
>>337951176
They're trolling the poll.
>>337951328
That's Britain, pal.
>>337951504
Pizzas don't get that big anywhere in Europe.
>>337951487
Thought so.
Is there anyone here who actually believes she's got a fat ass?
For real, I mean. Honest opinion. Anyone who isn't a troll?
>>337951852
>Is there anyone here who actually believes she's got a fat ass?
Not unless they're japanese.
>>337951605
>>337952074
You think Japanese gamers think her ass is fat?
>>337952432
I'm making a joke that japanese women are all lacking in that area.
>>337952146
>back alley pizza place in one part of the UK
Huh. I guess they needed a gimmick.
>>337946997
>>337951176
People aren't trolling, there are lots of people who think her ass looks literally fat in Sm4sh.
I do, my friends do and people in several communities do.
>>337951504
It's America anon.
>>337953385
It looks like a typical big, plump ass.
Am I wrong?
>>337953436
Question, where are you from?
>>337954273
Netherlands. Why do you ask?
>>337955297
That explains it.
Your people have like, anti asses.
>>337947242
>Pele
This shitty thread again? I thought your took your faggy screenshots and went to cripple chan. Report and hide.
She has too much ass.
>>337956139
monkeychan had it's own issue, which was ours at first, and kicked it back to our /v/
talking about the ban evading autist who kept spam the same low poly as shots of the Smash characters and P.N.09
>>337956791
>too much ass
no such thing
>>337957210
Ass Autist?
fuck that neetfag retard, kept spaming Metroid bait threads so he can post his fanart Nintendo has yet to C'nD.
>>337957447
I don't think it looks good when it's THAT big. It just implies she needs to lose some weight back there.
>>337957210
It's astonishing to me that OP hasn't been range banned for this shit. Or the fact that these threads aren't deleted instantly. Same OP, same pics, same fucking dumb poll, the same responses too. It's like the fucking twilight zone.
>>337957915
if Ruggarell and Barneyfag guy avoided their range ban, i doubt it'd work on the cross-imageboard shitposter too.
>>337957447
>no such thing as too much ass
Anyone have the image of the person with implants that can flip them?
>>337957684
I disagree, if anything a bigger ass could be preferred
