what do you do?
Slap his ass twice as hard, then twist his tits, which are bigger than my GFs.
>>337908832
jokes on you i don't have a GF
Orbit around him for the rest of my days
>>337908832
Kick his ass. I hate getting high fives.
Call the cops and tell them someone just assaulted my dakimakura.
>>337908832
I'd tip him over of course.
>>337908832
Y-You too...
>>337908832
Ask why he slapped my hand.
report the thread for not being video games but also to spite some most likely underage dumbass that thinks he's funny
>>337908832
Why would anyone show with gf at Gamestop?
>>337908832
Realize how happy I am to have a GF.
>>337908832
What's with those tiny hands, is he related to Donald Trump?
>>337909140
It's correlated because the scene happens in a game store
Wait a minute. His heart will give out any second from the physical effort he just exerted and have a heart attack,
>>337908832
>You are at gamestop
not happening
wat do
>>337910938
man's face
>>337911085
To be fair, more whores look like that when you wash the makeup off their face.
tell my gf to stop lying and slap her ass
>>337908832
>girlfriend
I doubt a /v/irgin has ever had a gf that was above 5/10
>>337908832
Give him a shove and let gravity do the rest. Probably haul ass out of there afterwards because there's no way something that big doesn't rip a game rack off the wall on the way down.
>>337908832
I dont think he could get close enough to reach her without her stepping away
>>337911316
one of my favorite artists
>>337911316
you sound like a vain bitch
>>337908832
>gf
Jokes on you, I'm a KHHV
>>337911792
don't think a girl would post an image like that
>>337908832
Slap his hand too.
>>337908832
how do people let themselves get this fat
what the fuck
>>337912345
American food and mental illness
>>337908832
Man, He can barely reach his own ass much let anyone else. Be real niggachan
>You are at EB Games and this guy offers you the latest call of duty
What do you do?
>you will never be as hideously overweight as the man in that image
Thank fucking Christ.
>>337908832
Why doesn't anyone post the one with the big black nigger in gamestop anymore? Yall are racist
>>337912963
Call area 51 and let them know where their escaped Ayy is.
>>337912963
Tell him I can't play 2 games at once
>>337908832
Don't bother, his fat covered heart is doing more than i could ever do.
Time is my ally and its doing its job, so well..
>>337909178
I've seen people do this. I was browsing used games and this dude bro guy came with his gf and bought cod. She was texting on her phone all the time
>>337910938
that's an edit and you know it
post the nude one
>>337908994
I'm laughing like a retard.
>>337913121
You just jinxed yourself.
Puerto Rico doesnt have GameStop anymore.
>>337909014
Took me a second.
>>337908832
Push him over and watch him not be able to get up like a turtle on it's back
though I'm pretty sure turtles can eventually rock themselves over
>>337913845
How's the economic collapse going? Do you think you'll ever be a state or will you be a colony/non-country for the rest of time?
>>337913845
Fuck really? I haven't been there in years. Is it really as bad everywhere as they say?
>>337914120
Good luck pushing over half a car's weight
>>337909178
i bring my gf sometimes when i go a bit windowshopping and i have her with me. she asks me what games are coming out soon and why i'm interested in them. mostly she gifts me one of them later on.she's great
>>337916032
Tell her to suck my dick for a 40oz of steel reserve
>>337916032
is her pussy shaved?
>>337916032
make her eat a bowl of eggs
>>337916032
Eggs
>>337914782
It's not like his legs are gonna be stable, just kick his knees
>>337916032
source? and story?
make one up i dgaf
>>337914782
I'm sure he can barely stand as it is. Plus top heavy
>>337916574
She used to work at Nintendo but got fired for posting nudes
>>337914782
Why even fight? The got is going to die early in life anyway.
Or kill himself from depression.
I never heard of a fat guy having a happy life.
>>337916032
>female hobo
Why doesn't she just whore herself out for money and a place to live?
>>337916032
Touch her peepee and poke her ass with a stick while also closing and opening my eyes really quick so I can have some new material for my spank bank.
>>337916760
thanks bro
triggered my boner something fierce
>>337917005
>Why doesn't she just whore herself out for money and a place to live?
She too busy whoring herself for drugs and beer.
I live in an area with whores like this, they could care less about having a good life
what was the picture of?
>>337917779
an individual with no pants or underwear lying on the ground facing a wall on cardboard with various bits of debris at her head
the most notable aspect of this image is that her feet are very dirty - blackened by all the dirt accumulated on them
