>"You drive"
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>"You drive"
>"I'll Dive. You man the turret"
so were doing quotes within quotes now? are you retarded?
>>337901983
Fucking san andreas
Yeah because a rail shooter is way more fun.
>>337902270
no thats a quote within a greentext dumass lol
>>337902428
How new are you?
>>337902270
If he just said "You drive" it would sound like he's complaining about a situation where you drive
>this guy still hasn't realized greentext has evolved way past quotes only
>>337901983
>LA Noire
>Hold Triangle
>Cole: "You drive I need to look over the case notes"
>>337902706
been comin here for over 17 years now friendo :)
how new are YOU?!
>>337902841
>tfw 4chan is 50 years old today
>friend/associate pulls up in their car
>asks you to drive their car to another location
>>337902834
That was an excellent feature. I hate driving both in games and in real life. It's a chore. I'll never understand joyriding.
>game lets ai drive
>theyre shit at it
>drive anyways
Halo 2 had my hopes up I could just chill and gun and be driven around
>>337902834
>>337901983
>"RAMIREZ!"
>WE NEED TO GET THIS DOOR OPEN NOW!
>>337901983
>"You drive."
>drive from point A to point B takes like 30 seconds, maybe 1 minute if you drive according to the traffic rules
>characters speak for 3 minutes
>have to pull up next to mission marker and sit there like an idiot to hear the full dialogue
>player drives
>fat nigger with no aiming skills will shoot
>"I'm gonna hack this computer, cover me!"
>they don't finish hacking until every last enemy is dead
>>337904908
I'm never sure what the game expected the player to do in these situations
Drive at the speed limit and stop at red lights? Ram into everything on their way so they take 3 times longer?
>>337904908
>every gta game from 3 on
>>337905014
Fuck off m8, all you need to do is drive with enough distance to the train that Big Smoke can actually shoot the guys, don't just hug the train
>>337901983
>game ranks you based on how fast you get to the next destination and how damaged your vehicle is
>dialog while you're driving that actually helps explain what the fuck is going on
>to get the best rank you have to get there before the dialog ends
>no way to replay missions other than start an entirely new game
>>337905230
>Drive at the speed limit and stop at red lights?
you don't role play as a responsible citizen in open world games?
Mafia was GOAT
>>337905230
meanwhile in GTA 3
>get to this point on the other side of the city
>assuming you don't fuck it up and theres absolutely no traffic, the drive would take you 3 minutes
>we'll give you a time limit of 3:10
>>337905109
>"I'm gonna hack this computer, cover me!"
>hacking progress bar on screen
>if you kill every enemy before it fills up it just instantly fills and you move on
I choose to drive most times because the people I usually ride with are shit drivers and I have confidence in my own driving
>All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ
>>337905391
Talking about GTA games and their clones where there's no punishment for speeding
It was fucking great in Mafia obviously
>just driving like I would in a GTA game
>game tells me I'm speeding and running red lights
>implying I care
>the cops actually follow me and give me a ticket
fucking noice
>that moment later on when you get better cars and can just outrun the cops whenever you want to
![[angry screech].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zFBn387.jpg "[angry screech].jpg")
>Cover me while I hack this!
>>337901983
Would you rather have a fucking turret section because you're riding shotgun? Didn't think so.
>Shit, looks like this convenient piece of rubble has stopped me from following you. You go ahead, I'll find some interdimensional portal to get to you when I'm needed to the plot again.
>We've been trying to defeat this enemy for decades without success, but you've been able to do it without much effort at all!
>dialog ensuing
>something happens and dialog cuts off
>something ends
>what were you saying again
who doesn't like to drive? I would much rather be driving than shooting
>>337907489
Poker Night at the Inventory did this so well.
>LA noire gives you the option to let your partner drive instead
One of the most underrated features in the game
>>337908605
>its drive or shoot sister and reckon I'm better at shooting
>timed escort mission
>ai nav mesh is fucked
>>337902834
All those times I let my alcoholic partner drive after he had a drink in a cutscene
>>337904908
I REALLY fucking hate this shit. The worst thing is when they suddenly stop talking midway and start a different dialogue that belongs to a mission. Ass Creed likes to do that a lot.
>>337906893
Fucking War of the human tanks
>Call of Duty campaign, hardest difficulty level
>Easy as pie, no effort needed
>>337914889
well go try BO3's "realism" mode where you die in one hit most of the time
>>337915487
>standing behind a wall and occasionally looking around to kill someone is somehow harder if you die in fewer hits
>>337915663
yeah, technically that's harder.
>>337915487
I have, the campaign is way too boring, and the checkpoints too sparse for me to want to do that. On the second-highest difficulty though, it's too easy, I'm not even trying.
>>337902204
>"I'll Dive.
>>337901983
>"I drive"
>tfw drive like real life in video game
>>337916090
>start mission
>other character is in the passenger seat
>TAKE THE WHEEL, CJ
>I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up so you better drive, brother.
>GTA games
>Where is that place?
>I KNOW WHERE TO GO I WILL SHOW YOU
>BUT YOU DRIVE
>>337915663
>standing behind a wall
>call of duty
>easy
enjoy your 8 grenade markers
>>337917587
>tfw drive like video game in real life
>have to hold door open for AI partner / pull him up / kick a ladder down
Bonus points if the game doesnt even have co-op
>speed limit is 40
>do 41
>EEEEEEEEEEWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>337919072
>have to wait for AI partner open a complete normal office door for you
>NPC walks slow as fuck and delivers long winded exposition
>>337919251
i dont remember it looking this bad. is this from a console version?
