>Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.
What did he mean by this?
it is apparent that you do not
>>337882137
He was saying you're a pleb, you aren't classy enough to regularly get to the Cloud District
>>337882137
the writing was so goddamn awful in this game. years later and i still havent recovered with how bad skyrim was.
>>337882137
>Do you get to the Throat of the World very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.
>>337882137
i'll have you know, that there's no pussyyyyyyyyyyyy!
>be dragonborne
>slayer of dragons
>saviour or realms
>hero of battles
>rescuer of elven maidens
>no recognition
>walking around in plate armour with big sword, horses and an armed retinue
>known and famous nobleman / knight / thane
>people still talk shit to you
>>337883468
>he didn't even mention the children
>>337882137
OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE NORD WOMEN AT
>>337882137
I'll have you know that there's noPUSSIEEEEEEE
>>337883731
Fuck the children, fuck that little bitch Braith.
I raped her, killed her and dumped her into the White River long ago...
>>337883919
>>337883267
>>337883889
Nords are more ooga booga in the TES Universe. Redguards are more like t.Alberto Barbarossa
>>337882137
> be 10 - 20 years old
> muh first TES
> muh mods, muh ENB, muh graphics, muh 3D waifu
Ill have you know theres no puuuiuusy
>>337884125
>WE WUZ LEFT-HANDED ELVES N SHIET
>>337884241
>>337884279
Hi underage!
>>337882137
>District
>In a city that literally has 6 buildings
Wow
>>337883731
Holy fuck, how can they make fucking children so unlikeable every game
>>337884371
>being to mature to admit gamer poop is funny
stay salty
>>337884371
sarcasm you fuck
>>337882137
He just wants directions to the Cloud District, but somehow cannot find anyone who can tell him the way. He's been stuck down there for weeks, and despite persistent asking, has gotten nowhere closer to his beloved Cloud District. When he sees you, hope springs alive for a moment, but when he realizes you, a stranger to Whiterun, have likely never even been to the Cloud District, his woe is such that he has to voice it or risk exploding!
>>337882137
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
>>337884791
> OF
>>337884791
Who...are you?
>>337884791
>SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
There needed to be more rape in the lore of skyrim.
>>337882137
Would it fucking kill Zenimax to build a new engine for the next one? I'm tired of seeing the polygonal boundaries of people's mouths in fallout and the same fucking collision and pathing issues from 10 years ago
>>337882137
PUSSEEEEE
>>337889895
They never change engine after all it just works.
>do you make it to the district that's 5 feet from here and consists of 3 buildings often?
His smugness wouldn't bother me so much if the 'cities' weren't smaller than hick towns in buttfuck USA.
>>337884791
STOP, I YIELD!NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
>>337882137
>Cloud District
>District
Fucking Bethesda, there aren't even houses in the "Cloud District", fucking Nigger is just talking shit.
>>337883731
>"You're new around here, so I'll go easy on you"
I wanted to smack this little shit in the face. Seriously, why are all the kids in Skyrim such assholes?
That would be an interesting line if the entire city wasn't made of two streets and 10 buildings
>>337892512
Because they're invincibleuntil mods.
>>337883089
Dont care. I lynched that nigger on the streets
>>337882137
>There probably isn't a single person who's played Skyrim who hasn't decapitated that fucker atleast once.
>>337896037
I haven't
>>337884791
AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY
The first time I played I spent upwards of twenty minutes looking for the cloud district
Was expecting a marketplace on the other side of High Hrothgar or whatever that looked much better than the rest of Whiterun but was disappointed the "district" consisted of like all of three buildings
>>337896037
I blasted him apart with a fireball
I was finding bits of him around Whiterun for a while until the game despawned his corpse
>>337882137
I made a point to rob this man.
>>337883975
How do you even rape in Skyrim?
>>337885127
>>337897643
Pickpocket all their clothes off
>>337892052
>have
Why are there black people in a medieval northern country?
>>337898271
Hammerfell.
>>337898271
Why are there black people in WWIIIIIIIIII GOT DAMN BATTLEFAGGOT 1
>>337882137
He asks you a question, but then remembers that you aren't around a lot due to all the dragonborn saving skyrim things you have going on and answers the question himself.
>>337898271
It's like a 20 minute horse ride from Hamerfell to Skyrim according to Bethesda
He means do you plug the good skooma.
>not RP TeS's equivalent of a functional tweaker getting high as shit on the skooms
>>337884791
>ongoing hoshtilities
>>337898271
Hammerfell and Skyrim share a border.
>>337898807
>yfw you realize he has sideburns instead of shadow
>>337898807
>>337899238
>nobody will miss him if he's gone, trust me
Damn, that little shit really knows some top banter
Skyrim's cities are an actual crime
How do you fuck up so bad at making a decent medieval RPG city
>>337898059
>not installing a truckload of sex mods to fuck, rape and pillage through Skyrim
I don't even care if I'm a depraved sociopath bwahahahaa
>>337901351
installing rape mods doesn't make you a sociopath you edgy faggot
>>337896037
I for some reason always play moralfag on Bethesda games. Though, about a year or 2 ago I got obsessed with psychopathy and narcissism after reading the American Psycho novel, and thought it would be cool to play through Fallout 3 and NV (Tales of Two Wastelands mod btw - its awesome) as a full on sadistic psycho. Would Bateman save Megaton to slowly kill, mutilate, rob and steal from everyone or blow it all up for a cool room in a shallow, rich society?
The Capitol Wasteland saw a suave suitclad evil roam through it. fun play through.too bad my fucking save got corrupted just as I finished the last DLC in FO3and yes it goes without say that this was the edgiest thing I've done in vidyagames
>>337901493
I was joking. Stay mad I get more nord pussy than you lmao
>>337897643
Same way you do irl
Spread your legs apart on a subway train, make eye contact with her, hold the door open, that sorta thing
>>337882137
He's mocking you.
One of whiterun's noble is a cuck and has him come up to cloud district to bang his wife on a regular basis.
Being a nigger and thus equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 45, he makes a point of being boastful about this to everyone.
