So, what did you think?
Do we have any peanut butter? I'm a little peckish and I could probably eat some nabs or something
7
Nobody cares, actiblizz shill
>>337878418
bretty gud
LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL SHIT THAT WE WON'T BE ABLE TO DO IN THE ACTUAL FUCKING GAME!
Cool visuals, shit writing, so the norm for Blizzard.
At least got this out of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnNOa1cQgBc
Doesn't mean shit until the actual MMO is announced
I played the fuck out of the beta. Getting the game for PC when it comes out.
>>337878640
Genji can deflect Hanzo's dragon arrow though. He doesnt even need his ult to do it
I liked it. Predictable, but I liked it.
>>337878691
Fucking glorious
>I CAN'T DO IT
>IT'S NO GOOD
>NO
>IT'S NO GOOD
>I CAN'T DO IT
>NO
Was this their attempt at Meet the class videos?
It looked like boring generic shit
>>337878418
Made me tear up.
:'(
Waiting for Bastion's.
>>337878418
It is tragic that Japan Man and Other Japan Man fight. No one wins.
>>337880105
Bastion and Reinhardt are gunna be great.
>>337879086
>mfw TF2 kids appear in every Overwatch thread
Great except for that lego movie tier humor with the bell, it only made more apparent that kids and teenagers are their target audience.
Is it bad that all the shorts made me emotional and almost want to cry at the sappy scenes?
>>337878418
One with Mercy when?
>>337878640
Funny because, aside from Hanzo's curving arrow bullshit, you can do everything in that trailer in-game.
Including deflect Hanzo's ult.
>>337878418
I'd hoped to see the original fight where Genji was crippled. Then maybe there's a time skip and we see him come back in robot mode and kick Hanzo's ass.
As it was, the conclusion was foregone since we know he's not going to lose twice.
>>337880485
you can deflect his ult?
Oh /v/ - The Vidya, why are you so distraught?
>japanese characters
>they're some ancient ninja fucks who fight with honor and respect
>if they weren't ninjas they'd be yakuza gangsters
Why is Blizzard so racist?
>>337878691
I saw this before and the entire time I watched the actual short I was laughing because of how hard he hit the nail on the head.
>>337880149
I just know that Bastion is going to have a lot of idiots running off on their own.
>dude lone wolf
>dude self repair
>dude this team sucks, I keep dying
>>337880485
Hanzo can shoot electricity arrows?
>>337880637
Kek
>>337880557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IVquMhCta8
you need to hit the arrow, but yes you can.
>>337880557
Yes, when he fires it there is a short distance that it is an arrow. After it becomes the dragon you cannot deflect, however.
>>337880578
I'm just feeling a bitblue.
>>337880721
the real question.
can I have the dwarf repair me while Mercy gives me dmg boost, when i am in turret mode?
>>337880637
>not playing every hero as a lone wolf
The only reason Mercy can fly away is to get out of trouble while gunning people down
>>337880910
>can I have the dwarf repair me
Unfortunately not.
You can't even repair other Torbjorn's turrets.
>>337878549
Go make another dark souls thread shill
>>337878418
I'd let them double team me. Thought that maybe be a little hard with Genji.
>>337879793
Same ;_;
Anyone notice that Genji made it so that only Hanzo's dragon hit him?
Because just like in the story about the dragons, Hanzo is only ever hurting himself.
fucking deep, bros.
>>337880742
That's sick , does the ult then damage hanzo or does it just redirect it?
>>337878418
I thought Hanzo was a edgelord but he is actually a good guy full of regret just not peace loving omitrix ball licker like Genji.
>>337878418
MUH HONOR
MUH BRUHZAH
MUH FORGIVENESS
I liked it.
>>337881231
Its the little things, dude, like how the stages these shorts take place reflect the events in the shorts.
>>337881289
It becomes your team's ult, so it hurts the enemy team, including Hanzo.
>>337881289
It becomes friendly, so it now becomes your ult.
When an enemy Hanzo uses it = Red dragons
It was blue
>>337878418
>Hanzo loses like a bitch
kek
How did he win the first time then?
>>337878418
>Genji didn't Job
Count me surpised
>>337881369
>Wondered why the scroll had blood on it
>Mfw reading their lore
>Mfw the short
>>337881451
Genji was a little shit that whored around and went to arcades while Hanzo was the 'good' son that followed the family and thus was likely more skilled in combat.
>>337881451
Genji wasn't a cyborg, and also Genji was a total slacker playboy according to his bio before Hanzo "killed" him
>>337881231
>hanzo only hurts himself
>kicked genji's ass so bad he pulled an adam jensen
Maybe you and I have different definitions of hurting.
>>337878691
Literally everything he got right was in the Coca Cola trailer. Why are people falling for his act?
People are interested in these cinematic shorts?
>>337881649
Because they look nice.
>>337880442
Means you still have a heart Anon. Should take care of that.
>>337881369
Love that, Winston's office in that one map got updated to have the window smashed and stuff scattered
There's a tribute with candles to Monmottma (or whatever robogahndi was called) in London map
And arrows everywhere in hanumara castle
>>337880968
have a team of nothing but flyers/jumpers
mercy, pharah, winston, d.va, tracer
>>337881627
Not all wounds are physical anon.
>>337878691
top kek
>>337880687
they are modified arrows, one does this energy explosion and the other has heat seeking on it.
>>337881560
>The interaction between heroes and maps, some killing lines against each others, the cinematic stuff around the map
I always loved details.
>>337878418
Better than I expected.
>>337882062
Still can't shoot a taser arrow in game.
>>337878691
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>337881639
Coco colo trailer?
>>337882157
Wait for the DLC to add different arrows.
>>337880387
Why are kids & teens the main target audience these days?
Mature, intelligent adults versed in history & philosophy must be rare these days. Wheres the games for us? Oh right, they're back in the 90s early 2000s.
>Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
>Populous I & II
>Baldur's Gate
> etc
I like how Blizzard is being racists in their own trailer, killing only the Robo guy, while leaving all people alive.
>>337880149
Reinhardt isn't getting a short, that's why they gave him a comic. Same for Junkrat and road hog, and Symmetra
>>337880485
I've seen the arrows curve in the game
>>337882505
Thought the same thing. Hypocrites.
The disparity between how great the visuals look and how atrocious the writing is should be considered a crime. I really wish Metzen left the industry or was murdered or something.
>>337882157
What taser arrow anon? He fucking MURDERED the robot yakuza.
>>337881639
>>337882202
Just Googled that. Trailers for trailers and teasers is literally some of the most stupid shit I've ever seen and I hope the fad dies out but it probably won't
>>337880105
>>337880149
they already did a Bastion short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgzd4zTk13I
>>337882551
Symmetra got a comic?!
Was good but also makes me sad nothing of a story/single player exists in the full game.
>>337878691
The two guards was really specific.
>>337880105
>>337880149
Bastion, junkman, and soldier will be the only ones I'm looking for.
>>337878691
Trying to hard tf2 fag, was off the mark.
Blizzard cliches make regular cliches look endearing and new.
>>337882551
>source: my ass
you gotta at least qualify by saying you don't think they'll get shorts or something. unless you have an actual source, i would be happy to be proven wrong if Blizzard said something about it.
>>337882802
Nice try shill but that was pretty fucking accurate with only a couple mistakes.
>>337882802
That video was posted a day ago before the trailer released faggot. It was pretty spot on and proves blizzard is predictable as fuck.
>>337882551
I thought each character was getting both comics and shorts?
>>337882701
It was pretty shitty, honestly.
>>337881627
>kicked genji's ass so bad he pulled an adam jensen
Only because Genji held back due to him caring about Hanzo
>>337882505
Omnics aren't people you fucking robophile
>>337882452
Dunno man, but the rest of it was quite good, I may even say it was deep but it's just that part that stands out so much.
>>337878418
>The Yakuza had an ONI robot
Those absolute madmen.
>>337882505
How can you kill something that's not even alive?
>>337882954
Guess which Overwatch character agrees with you
>>337882505
>"kill" a robot
>repair him
>kill a human
>???????HEROES NEVER DIE
>>337880387
>teenagers are their target audience.
Well, it is.
>>337883056
Well the Overwatch world sure cares about them.
>>337883069
I'm willing to overlook Thelma Mankiller's butch side in the fight against robo fetishists
>>337882954
>>337882505
>Killing a demon
>Bad
It wasn't a robot it was an oni look at it
>>337878418
so genji is literally gray fox?
>>337881451
Nanomachines.
Also Hanzo isn't using the sword (lore says that Hanzo is the better swordsman, although that might change now since Genji is augmented).
I cannot stand any longer for the constant cliches. It's the same half dozen concepts reused over and over and over again. I guess the populace has become so brain dead that they keep paying for the same idea with a slightly different coat of paint every time.
After all games & movies are a business. Why change or flourish creatively when you can reuse the same everything and still make healthy profits.
>>337883191
>Why would he enjoy being a dickhead
https://youtu.be/qy3mCJixBG0
>>337883069
>tfw when I got already some PoTG with her
>None realizes she is bro tier and is useful
I knew it was just the pink hair
The game would be fun if I wasn't ass at shooting games. But I am ass at shooting games, and don't want to put in thousands of hours of getting fucked just to become marginally decent, so I'm gonna give it a miss.
>>337880105
>Play of the game: The Movie
>>337883191
It's funny because Zarya is actually one of the most bigoted heroes in the game. She outright despises Omnics and will even take shots at Genji because he's a cyborg.
>>337883556
Just play the console version. This game was made for people like you.
>>337883295
I fucking love the "International team made up of stereotypes from each nation" cliché
Cyborg 009, X-Men, Street Fighter, TF2, now Overwatch. It's so dumb but it works too well.
>>337883364
>mfw she fucking looks like billy
>>337883816
>Zarya talking shit about mah boi Genji
She is just upset he's a better fighter
>>337883556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWMhiJWf8Ek
Play Hanzo.
>>337883876
My sister mains Genji and I main Zarya. It's hard for me to pick a side.
>>337883556
Good thing overwatch does not require skill to get EPIC kills, press q and you are set
>>337883978
>My sister
>>337883069
Most characters agree with her, she's just the most outspoken.
>Metzen reveals that there is a gay duo in Overwatch.
>Leaks revealed that it's Roadhog and Junkrat.
AUSSIE
U
S
S
I
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>>337880637
if the team isnt protecting bastion, they do suck
>>337884023
Yup. Born and bred a gamer. Waddayadada
>>337880309
tfw weaboo blizztards think manga tier writing is good back story literature.
>>337883927
It's even easier to do this in the console version thanks to aim magnetism.
>>337883978
That actually seems like a pretty good combo given their abilities.
>>337883978
Zarya can't do shit like >>337866420
>>337878418
>come up with plotlines and character backstories that make them seem like they're all on a team together
>in a shooter where they kill each other.
Makes no sense.
If the game actually had a campaign, it'd be different.
>>337884049
What reason do you have to believe that anyone besides Roadhog and Junkrat agree?
Zenyatta gets along pretty well with most of the straightlaced crew.
Widow can't feel enough to hate. Reaper is too obsessed with ruining everything Soldier has ever touched to care about whether you're flesh or metal.
>>337878418
anime of the year
>>337878418
>It's ok to murder robots.
#RobotLivesMatter
>>337884161
you can have 5 soldier 76s fighting 5 roadhogs, what happens in game is not representative of lore
>>337884115
Yeah, most characters can't do that.
>>337884106
Yeah, I wish we could play together. They do make an awesome combo.
>>337878418
Verru goodu videoruuuuuuu
>>337883816
That's fucking retarded cyborgs and humans with prosthetics are completely one hundred percent different from sentient robots that were never alive
Genji has two human parents, a flesh and blood brother, had a normal childhood and even early adulthood until he was seriously maimed and had prosthetics replace his damaged bits. We know he even has a face intact from the video, but even if he was only a brain in a jar he'd STILL be completely different from an AI
There's a very real and possible danger from granting intelligence to things that never were and never will be human, while essentially mocking a cripple because of his prosthetics just makes her an asshole.
TONS of games try to pull this shit where cyborgs are implied to be closer to robots than humans and it pisses me off because it's so completely nonsensical, like a guy in a wheelchair is somehow more bench than man.
>>337878418
I think that Torbjorn still got POTG in this short for doing absolutely nothing. That's what I think.
>>337883816
muh dick
>>337884273
exactly. Why waste time with lore when it's not really part of the game.
>>337884273
>the lore
I sure hope that the bad guys get redeemed at the end and it turns out there's a greater evil everyone has to unit against. Like a big demon or something that wants to blow up the universe because it's bad.
>>337884161
MOBAs do the same thing. Lore separates characters into factions but that has no bearing on how the game plays out. It's really just there to attach players to characters in a character-based game, which I think is fine.
>>337882723
Just shows how predictable blizzard is.
>>337884296
>Yeah, most characters can't do that.
That's exactly why genjis is the best.
>>337878856
Underrated post.
>>337884332
it's just bants, stop being triggered
>>337884403
it's fun and provides context and fuel for the community, it's clearly working
>>337884360
My favorite POTGs.
>Watch Torbjorn running around to a hiding spot with dramatic music playing ending when he is sitting in a corner about to take a dump
>>337884459
At some things yeah. He's fun to watch but so is Zarya. I like him a lot.
>>337884469
>Zarya not being the dick
Lost opportunity
>>337884161
>>337884403
MARKETING. Create hype get sales. That's how it has always been.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiMJ-s4T16M
>>337883816
>Blizz make SJW the character
>she's the most bigoted person in the game
>Blizz remove a pose because people complain about it being too sexy
>replace with a even sexier pose
fucking magical
>>337884469
The only worthwhile thing of overwatch desu
>>337884469
>Favoring Mei
No wonder why it's so bad.
>>337884469
>tfw no zarya /ss/ porn
how am i supposed to self insert
>>337884403
It's Blizzard. Do you honestly think they're not doing this to test the waters for story-based games set in the universe?
>>337884697
if only Genji could actually do that with his ult.
>>337884816
He doesn't have to use his ult. You can just deflect Hanzo's arrow and the dragons become yours.
>>337884697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IVquMhCta8
mfw you can sort of do that
>>337884469
SAUCE ON THE TRAER ONE?!
>>337884187
Torbjorn still hates Omnics since he opposed robots with AI to begin with.
He express distaste for being on the Nepal map where Omnics are liked.
>>337879793
at the hanzo ulti part yea
>>337884907
his third dragon doesn't appear in it and he doesn't redirect it at all it just flips the arrow to your team I mean yea it counts but it doesn't feel or look the same and you can't aim the dragons.
>>337884469
Why is Tracer so dark in SFM.
I know it's more realistic for British people but c'mon, it's fiction.
>>337884697
Why does Hanzo get two dragons? Did he originally have one but gained another after killing Genji?
>>337884934
You're right, I did forget about Torby.
>>337881560
I need source of this image
>>337884979
For me it was at the end when Genji said he still believed in Hanzo, even if it made him a fool. Couldn't hold them back...
>>337885106
Come on anon, you should know your porn.
>>337885012
Hanzo killed his own father to get another dragon. When he failed to get a third dragon by killing Genji, he became depressed.
>>337882905
If you saw the trailer for Dragon, anyone with a fucking minute amount of intelligence could have foresaw what would happen.
>>337878418
Their accents are ruined for me.
>>337885318
But Genji accent is so cute :3
>>337885369
Frig off Hanzo.
>>337885369
He actually sounds asian and not like a grizzled generic voice actor trying to sound asian.
>>337885318
They are voiced by real japanese voice actors though.
>>337885441
If they don't live in Japan they aren't Japanese.
>>337882942
It's up for debate, Genji was more naturally skilled but a slacker, Fact wasn't as good but trained harder. Genji was holding back, Hanzo wasn't, but Hanzo also hasn't picked up a sword since he killed Genji
>>337885473
Damn. That's cold, bruh.
>>337878418
it was really cool.
I think this one was the first short that I really gave a fuck about, since it had some actual relevant story going on
I'm also a sucker for brotherly love, so there's that. Hanzo is way cooler in my eyes now that i know he regretted killing his brother. I thought he was a complete scumbag before.
>>337885509
>Mei still the center piece
Change that and you'd be good. Just have the one where Zarya is ruining D.va for others.
>>337878691
Why are people going on about how he got everything right? He completely got the character's motivations and goals wrong and half the shit he got right (like Hanzo ulting and the map) was shown in the cinematics trailer that released 5 days before this video came out.
>>337884187
Torbjorn, Zarya, Road hog and Junkrat canonically hate Monica, revealed in their backgrounds and in game dialogue
Most others are neutral to friendly, but remember Overwatch was originally an Omnic strike force, so all the old vets probably have lingering bias or PTSD about em
>>337884697
>Only a Shimada can control dragons!
>My brother is still dead though!
Why is Hanzo so retarded?
>>337878856
Now WHY would I shoot a corpse?
>>337885473
What, that doesn't make any sense.
>>337885607
>Why are people going on...
They want to shit on blizzard and the game. Remember /v/ legitimately can't express happiness unless it's begrudging, in anger, or outright hatred except in rare moments of lucidity./v/ is also not more than one person.
>>337885647
he killed Genji pretty convincingly I guess.
>>337885647
>How can this guy who I never met before use a ancient secret family technique
I mean it makes sense.
>>337885647
Hanzo walked away after beating Genji to death's door and didn't see if his brother died, just assumed. He made an ass of himself and genji.
Bland.
I don't remember much from any of these shorts.
>>337885647
There's more than two Shimada in existence, anon.
>>337885867
To be fair to Hanzo he killed Genji pretty hard since the only way they could save his life was to go full never asked for this
>>337885647
Pretty sure his brother wasn't a fucking cyborg back then, senpai-a-lam.
>>337884927
forreal ive seen all the rest
>tfw no pre-brainwashing Widowmaker to cuddle with
Why OverExist, OverBros?
>>337884469
>>337885509
SOURCE ME THAT TRACER HORSECOCK, BRUV.
>>337885937
That is true, and points to Hanzo for that.
>>337885647
>>337885903
He was just praying at his Bros grave and gets ambushed by this spooky nigger who knows everything about him, obviously spooky magic and shit exists since he shoots dragons out of his arm - my wager is he's superstitious and thinks genji is some kind of Ghost or oni
>>337885509
Source to Tracer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsSH42-kCXc
Here's the Japanese version so you can pretend that Overwatch is an anime
>>337886338
>Hanzo isn't Akio Otsuka
Missed opportunity tbqh
>>337886345
>Gorilla
>Horsecock
immersion ruined, gorillas have tini tiny dicks
>>337878418
>I killed you! I saw you die!
>No, Hanzo. I was alive in your heart all along.
FUCKING blizzard
>>337886338
Comments are disabled for this video.
>>337886345
Fug, I was hoping it was Widow's. Can't fap to this.
>>337886498
But that Sub Sandwich isn't the one Scorpio killed
>>337886345
Who is this for? Image is like 40% penis.
>>337886438
Thank God for that. I can only be so attracted to him.
>>337886338
It's like one of my animes, you are right anon
>>337886505
It would probably be full of weebs saying how superior the glorious nippon VAs are or saying they want an Overwatch anume.
>>337886029
source on that pharah?
>>337886572
Someone apparently commissioned for it.
>>337886505
It's the same thing for literally every other video on that channel.
>>337885937
>the only way they could save his life was to go full never asked for this
Fucking Mercy.
>>337886646
Don't be racist.
>>337886552
Fair enough. Kuai Liang got turned into a cyber for a short time though. Just like Genji.
>>337886672
>Fucked up genji and reaper
>Fucked torbjs probably
>Self-righteous as fuck
Worst girl
>>337886672
>>337885937
Mercy just wants to live up to her idol Dr.Frankenstein.
>>337886505
Square disabled comments for every video on their channel, anon.
>>337886498
Aren't there like 10 billion sub-zeros?, i don't even think that's the one he killed
>>337886672
Mercy can literally bring people back from the dead, and heal people who are still alive but just hardly. Yet Genji has to become robocop
Bravo blizzard
>>337886813
>irreparably destroyed the two biggest faggots in the game
Best girl
>>337886614
All I know is that it's by Legoman but I haven't found it anywhere yet.
>>337886860
The one in the pic I posted is Kuai Liang. The one Scorpion killed is Bi-Han, Kuai Liang's brother.
>>337886953
her ult was probably down n he was mostly dead (not all dead)
>>337878856
A CORNERED FOX IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A JACKAL!
I picture Genji's broken body being taken to Miracle Max from Princess Bride.
>>337886974
Anon pls, look harder. There's only so many Farah pictures out there.She's pregnant in it.
>>337887123
Well he was mostly dead. If anyone could save him it'd be Miracle Max. A shame Talon got to him.
>>337878418
STANDING HERE
also Hanzo is qt
>>337887178
Pretty sure that Legoland pic isn't Pharah, that's why. It's Opala
>>337886953
They were the stepping stones to her experiments for resurrection
>>337886813
>fucked up Genji
Anon, Overwatch found Genji and brought him to Mercy and asked her to turn him into a cyborg.
>>337887178
i wish farah was real... and my wife...
>>337887282
nigga that aint Opala, learn your royalty
>>337887178
What's with all of the pregnant/impregation Pharah stuff lately?
>>337882452
>Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
>Populous I & II
>Baldur's Gate
>wasn't for teenagers
here's your (You)
Solider 76 when?
>>337887282
>Opala
Anon pls, Opala has short hair, and smaller boobs. That picture by the man of similar faces is definitely Farah since her eyes are distinctive compared to her daughters.
>>337887275
>Hanzo is qt
You, I like.
>>337887421
I was saying Miracle Max got taken by Talon, not Genji.
>>337887410
Mercy's biological clock is ticking.
>>337887439
next week at the coke launch event i think
>>337887439
Maybe during the launch celebration. It would make sense that the short they release then would be about the two former leaders of Overwatch.
>>337883056
The nature of their brains is such that they cannot 'copy' themselves, or 'save' themselves. Each robot is unique and thinks in much the same way humans do. Think like the AI in the metal gear games.
>>337887517
So Tuesday? The day of release?
>>337887514
Okay.
>>337884332
That's the one thing keeping from playing Human Revolution, like who the fuck cares if you have robot arms.
>>337887409
>i wish farah was real... and my wife...
Maybe one day Osira.
>>337887409
>farah
Your waifu card has been permanently revoked
>>337887709
osira? does she have a mother complex now too?
iv not played the new origins yet, waiting for swegabe to finish it/release gold version like she has with the first 2no spoilers pls
>>337887565
Fucking kill them with fire then
>>337887941
>Blizzard said one of them is gay
>It's Pharah
>she's in love with her mother
>>337887941
She doesn't, I was just shitposting. She's still pretty generic evil waifu that you can't fug in the puss because of evil grecian magics.
>>337886817
Literally Franken Fran
>>337881560
>reading their lore
where?
>>337888078
Only with Nanomachines and some denial.
>>337887939
>talking shit about mai waifu
so who's your waifu then?
>>337888073
i did love the scenes in 2 where she gets a bit soft on you... or drunk... close enough. do fucking hate how shes used as a foot fetish quota. the games are so underrated
>>337885571
He doesn't regret it, though. He feels bad about it but he still thinks that it was what was necessary. The events of the short might have changed something but I don't think that if Hanzo could go back in time he wouldn't do it again.
>>337887409
>farah
You're no longer allowed to call her your waifu. I bet you don't even know her real nameIt's Fareeha Amari
>>337885607
>half the shit
>he predicted the entire cinematic from barely 5 seconds of loosely connected clips
It's more the fault of Blizzard of having shitty sophomoric writing. It's more or less on the same level as B-tier saturday morning cartoons.
Remember when Meet the Pyro and Meet the Medic were about to drop and the threads trying to predict what might happen in it? Remember how the final product blew all those predictions away and made something much more entertaining than anyone could guess? You're not getting that level of quality from Blizzard's cinematics.
