>They don't like nintendo
>They think torrenting is illegal
>they call themselves a "gamer"
>They download Youtube videos to get their music
>They wear autism shoes
>They like reddit youtube such as GradeAUnderA
>They have a netfix account
>They stream their anime
>They're a jojofag
friendship discarded
>>337856675
>They download Youtube videos to get their music
Some songs you just can't find, anon. At least not without scouring the globe.
>>337856675
Define autism shoes, crocs or sketchers?
>>337856675
>they're a jojofag
OHHH NOOOOOO
>liking Nintendo
>>337857095
pretty sure these
>>337856675
Nintendo was okay until 2009. It's fine to hate neo-Nintendo unless you have autism
>>337856675
I'm scared how wide autism shoes is getting. Now that black people culture is getting bigger new balance and all the other white people shoes are becoming a no go. I don't wanna buy jordans nigga.
>>337856675
Eh there's tons of live versions of songs where YouTube is the only available source. That Musik Laden version of Warm Love BTFO the studio version, so
What are autism shoes? DC?
>>337856675
>Same post we had last time a thread like this
Anything you need to get off your chest OP?
>>337857246
Nah autism shoes are either big ol white new balances or low top hiking boots
>>337857246
It burns me how true this is. But I'm not about to go buy a bunch of new shit to impress some homos.
>>337857285
>new balance and all the other white people shoes are becoming a no go
What? Black people wear NBs all the time
t. black person going to an hbcu in baltimore
>>337856675
>They think torrenting is illegal
When was the last time you legally torrented a game though?Does Humble Bundle still provide torrent downloads of their DRM-free games?
>>337857396
>big white new balances
fuck, i bet you even know my name.
>>337857476
You god damn negros are responsible for this
>>337857713
Those are mostly made by suburban white people though.
>>337857713
>There are people who don't wear proper calf high socks
Any man who wears ankle socks isn't even a man
>>337858035
To try and simulate YOU.
>>337857285
What the fuck are autism shoes?
>>337858121
Long white socks are fine, They're just referring to that combination, which is pretty bad.
You sound like a swell guy.
>>337857246
So the only difference between them and other people is badly fitting jeans?
>>337858223
Fairly accurate, but the ones from my HS era wore white dress shirts and slacks.
>not liking jojos and gradeAunderA
suck my dick mate, I'll scheme and meme you like Joseph Joestar
>>337858569
>>337858560
I just purchased a pair of white new balances and I now realize the hell I've entered.
>>337858682
I bet you don't like hockey or DUDE WEED LMAO either
0/10 would not hang out with
>>337856675
>"I'm a gamer!"
>This game looks awesome! Look how much you can explore!
>Japanese games are stupid
>I own an Xbox
>Fallout _ is the best game of all time!
>>337857246
>poorly fitting jeans
That shit triggers me so badly, especially when it's on a female.
>>337858689
It's not about the shoes themselves, it's what you wear them with
>>337858121
>wearing long socks with shorts
Stop it. You're not a soccer player.
>>337856675
This is why you have no friends
>>337856675
http://steamcommunity.com/id/NuthinbutVidyaGames/
>>337856675
Why does any of that , besides hating Nintendo, matter when you are playing games with them? Seems YOU are the autistic one anon
>>337856675
>They have a netfix account
But why?
>>337857713
>the black dad starter kit
>it's a ticket out of the country for 1
>>337856675
women
>>337858223
So they don't wear pants?
>>337856675
>they make autistic lists of shit nobody cares about
alternatively
>they're faggot OP
into the recycle bin you go
>>337859186
stop making sense
>>337860060
>He got triggered
![[Judges Internally].gif](https://i.imgur.com/uOTohs9.gif "[Judges Internally].gif")
>They have a netflix account
Why is this bad? Who the fuck watches actual TV anymore?
You want a real red flag?
>WATCHES TV MOVIES OR ANYTHING BESIDES VIDEO GAMES ON THEIR CONSOLE
>>337861384
>not enjoying 1080p on PS4 netflix
get out
There is literally nothing wrong with Jojo.
>>337861542
>Thinking its actual 1080p
>>337856675
What is there to like about Nintendo these days?
What's wrong with downloading music from Youtube?
What's wrong with streaming anime?
How are you gonna say Battle Tendency isn't a great time?
Sounds like you're just a faggot OP. Some things never change
>>337860060
>Recycle
We dont want this faggot coming back
>>337861621
>streaming quality isn't as good as discs or 20gig filerips
wow no shit!
pls help, what is the Microsoft/ Xbox equivalent for these insults:
Nintendrone
Sonygger
PCuck
>>337859552
have you never had a conversation with someone who binge watches The Office on Netflix and thinks they had a good weekend
>>337862342
Xbot.
Now get out newfag.
>>337862491
You're right, bro they could be getting TOTALLY wasted while dabbing and getting STDS, i mean BANGING CHICKS at da club, bro.
>>337862769
Xbot is awful though
>>337856675
>they don't like nintendo
literally a prerequisite
>liking modern jewtendo
A red flag indeed
>>337857246
I don't wear jeans and I'm majoring in computer science, what's that say about me?
>>337863484Do you wear cargo shorts?
>>337856675
This post gave me a déjà vu
Real red flags:
>They like Nintendo
>Shit on one bad series when barely anything changed in a new version
>New shit series comes out and they love it
>>337862491
I almost was that guy, thankfully the laugh track came on in the first 5 seconds and I didn't waste my time watching it
>>337857285
Wear pretty much any new Adidas shoe, get tapered black jeans and a plain crew neck shirt.
There, now you don't look autistic.
>>337857285
>I don't wanna buy jordans nigga.
why?
>they like the Dark Souls series
>they dislike a specific publisher
>they like any JRPG
>they like Smash Brothers
>they complain about censorship
>they think their platform/ console is the correct one or use the term 'master race'
>>337858569
Grade's a faggot.
>They actively talk about anime
Goodbye cancerous faggots
Here's my red flag:
>they can't play a game unless it has a massive boner for cinematics and story and plot
>gameplay is "problematic" to them and they want less of it
>they're okay with spending massive amounts on DLC
I had to break off contact with many friends of mine. The worst was this guy who constantly jerked off to cinematic movies like Bayonetta and TLOU and Metal Gear. "I don't care for the gameplay, anon! It's too videogamey! I want more story!"
>337856675
>praise the Wii U
>workship Iwata
>love NSMB/3D series
>take any criticism as offense
>hate anything that isn't Nintendo
>have autism
>>337865792
>Bayonetta
>cinematic movie
What. It's an action game like Devil May Cry.
>they get sad over poorly written games
>they carry their 3ds around in the hands
>they're fucking shit at games
>>337862957
So is PCuck
>>337858290
Long white socks aren't fine
>>337867057
He's meming you, Bayo technically had more cutscene time than TLoU, but that ignores all the times TLoU has cinematic sequences where you can only go one way.
>>337868179
Yeah they are, depending on where you wear them. They gym, totally fine, with jean shorts and Merrell shoes to school, nah
>>337867057
Then explain this. As the image says, no amount of gametime justifies your game being a movie.
>>337857246
>Wore this for my whole academic career
>Major in computer networking
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIII-
>>337868386
But you're ignoring game length ratio. If a game is 40+ hours, 2 hours of cutscenes isn't awful. If your game is 10 hours, 2 hours of cutscenes is absolute bullshit. Those numbers are meaningless without context.
>>337868386
TLou should be longer. The walking segments where no action happens are also part of the plot.
>>337868749
Consider this: TLOU has more gameplay than Bayonetta, but it doesn't mean anything if the gameplay is soulless cinematic pandering. I'm talking quick time events, moments where you're just listening to the character talk endlessly, sitting around doing nothing while the game loads, and sections of the actual gameplay where the game is essentially playing itself (like a quick time event, but much more flashy and over-the-top, so it feels like you're playing it, but you're not.)
Bayo and TLOU and Metal Gear are especially guilty of this.
Game-theory is an instant discard unless we're already friends, in which case I'll just call them a pleb.
>>337856675
>They don't like nintendo
Ok.
>They think torrenting is illegal
Only faggots think this.
>they call themselves a "gamer"
Scum of the earth.
>They download Youtube videos to get their music
You have gone too far with this one.
>They wear autism shoes
I bet they like Sonic.
>They like reddit youtube such as GradeAUnderA
Fuck that brit.
>They have a netfix account
Trash.
>They stream their anime
Both Downloading or watching it on kiss anime is fine you nignog
>They're a jojofag
ZA WARUDO~!
>>337856675
Why did you post this exact thread multiple times? Do you have legitimate autism?
>>337864390
>The office
>laugh track
wut
Here's another one:
>Try to post on 4chan from their computer/phone
>Says "you have been banned"
![NES_ME_USA_screenshot[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lbNVvs3.png "NES_ME_USA_screenshot[1].png")
>>337869080
I have no stake in this, so sure, you're right. Also, you're wrong about Metal Gear, pic related. Metal Gear was 99% gameplay.
>>337867057
To be fair, Bayo has more QTEs than DMC
>>337868034
PCuck detected
>>337857246
Sperg here. How do I know if my jeans fit badly or not? Mine always either feel too big or too small based on how large the pockets feel
>>337869649
Maybe the first few metal gears, but would you like to explain a little game called MGSIV?
>8-9 hours of cutscenes
>game takes hours to load specifically because of them, so even if I skip them I still end up waiting
>>337856675
>They think torrenting is illegal
torrenting copyrighted content IS illegal though (illegal means contrary to law, not criminal btw)
>>337869784
>MGS is the same thing as MG
nigger what? Are you retarded? Do you also think Mario Kart is a platformer?
>>337869751
Step 1 look in the mirror
Step 2 see if they're poorly fitting
>>337856675
>>337859018
Fucking these.
>>337862491
The best part is, these people think you're a loser if you spent that same time just playing video games or something.
>>337857246
I mean, at least bad fitting jeans, and my shoes are just worn, not ugly.
>>337869846
They're the exact same game. Only some are in 3D. A change in plot does not mean a change in genre.
>>337869912
W-what's an indicator?
>mfw I got a super hot girlfriend back in high school even when I wore my "autism shoes"
I think you guys are placing too much emphasis on them anyway. Constantly worrying about if your attire is "autistic" or not is a huge sign of lack of confidence.
>>337870324
Getting jeans that don't fit your body type like bootcut if you're a skinny fuck or slim jeans if you're fat. Jeans that are too loose at the bottom (bonus points of ugliness if the back of the bottom of your jeans are a little worn/torn from them getting caught up in the back of your heels) and overall make a "swooshing noise" when you walk.
>>337857285
Buy some basic adidas shoes, cheap pair of sneakers from them and you'll be fine, something like a black/black/white zx flux work well with any dark blue or black jeans that fit well.
>They think Dark Souls isn't a JRPG
>>337863484
You wear badly-fitting sweatpants or khakis
>>337857285
>scared how wide autism shoes is getting
>getting
the term "autism shoes" is a fairly fresh meme. The idea has been around for literal decades though, so the cool kids have been making fun of you and people like you for a long time.
>>337856675
>They download Youtube videos to get their music
but what if the song i like is too short and i don't have the means to extend it?
>Friend asks if I played Walking Dead 2
> Yeah it was alright did you play it?
>Yeah I beat it
>Which ending did you choose?
>uh.. The good one.
Why do you gotta lie to me bro?
>>337871607
>play
TL;DR They like what I don't like.
>>337868179
>>337858290
>>337859256
>wearing a different kind of socks just because you changed your bottoms
What kind of beta faggot is so pressured that he feels the need to do this?
>>337856675
All the people I encountered like that are like this love nintendo though.
>>337856675
Here's my redflags
>Console company fanboys
>Blizzardfags
>Bought Battleborn out of spite
>Don't play RTSs
>Haven't played a single 4X/GS in their life
>Haven't played UT/Quake/Tribes/SS2/etc and think their opinion in fast FPSs matter
>Likes Halo post 3 (Reach is ok)
>Dislikes JRPGs
>Have a reddit account
>Posts non-facebook memes on facebook
>Don't listen anything that isnt dadrock or plebeian [current year] electro for the ignorant masses
>Watches animu online
>Believes mangas arent good on their own and also happen to be DCfags/Muhvelfags
>Visites /tv/, /mu/, /co/
>Believes a single word of what Nvidia/AMD/Intel says
>Uses W10
>Uses Origin/Uplay (I'm 100% ok with GOG and others, by the way)
>Hates Jojo
>Is part of the "Dark Souls is SO hardcore!!" memester bunch
>Believes Dark Souls III was good
>Believes Dark Souls isn't JRPG
>Owns PS4 and about buy PS4.5
>Calls themselves "gamers"
>Don't torrent
>Supports Adobe
>Listens to Kanye West unironically
>StreetFighterfags who never played anything else
>Plays LoL
>>337871956
Yeah no. Certain things just don't go with certain outfits.
>>337871956
A beta fag that has a sense of fashion faggot.
>>337872258
Yeah no. Long socks with shorts look nice and are comfortable
>>337872326
Beta fags, by definition, do not have any admirable traits, from appearance to taste. Go back to /fa/gland, fagtron.
>>337872417
>Long socks with shorts look nice and are comfortable
>>337857246
I have been doing it wrong all these years.
>Play Mario
>Never hold the run button ever
>"dude where do I go?"
>Game Over on W1-1
>"The Ultimate Doom is too complicated and you run too fast"
>"Honestly if I was born back then I wouldn't have played any video games. They just look bad even for the time"
Do these people even fucking think?
>>337872521
>vest
![[sadly go-karts].gif](https://i.imgur.com/HNtxQxZ.gif "[sadly go-karts].gif")
>>337862491
>tfw watching the office right now
I'm only on season 1. So far it's pretty funny, but judging by the wacky promo images it's going to go to shit later down the line.
whens Bojack season 3 so I cans top watching shit
>>337873887
The Office is great, probably my favorite show.
>>337873790
You don't just tuck in a dress shirt as is anon, and leaving it untucked is very sociophobic and reflects on you.
>>337872521
lmao more like how to dress like a faggot
>>337874215
Enjoying being a walking advertisement in graphic tees and hoodlum hoodies are we?
The single biggest red flag:
>I play games for the story!
>>337874512
I play Commodore 64 games, what the fuck do you want me to play it for, the green colored text?
>>337856675
>They don't like Nintendo
Holy shit, stopped reading there. Nintencucks can't be this delusional. Nintendo is shit nowadays.
Here I'll give one
>He owns a Wii U
>>337874512
>What is an RPG
>>337871956
>I have no sense of style and think I'm alpha because I wear retarded combinations
>>337856675
>he judges people based on their personal opinions
>he uses "fag" as a suffix unironically
>he labels everything as 'reddit"
>>337872521
>vest
>>337874512
I played Xenoblade becvause I was interested in what the mechon were.
I played Bayonetta because I wanted to know why she was the last umbra witch
I played Splatoon because I wanted to know where the octoling invasion came from.
I played Uncharted because I was curious to why nathan drake had that coin.
Come at me.
>They think torrenting is illegal
Regardless of you're opinion it is infact illegal though...
>>337874924
>Wearing a button down shirt untucked without one
Barbaric. you might as well go shirtless. If you can't appreciate something with its functionality, then don't wear it inappropriately.
>>337857396
Oh damn, called out.
>they ruthlessly defend nintendo
>they refuse to play older games because of graphics
>they say they are a SMT fan but have only played persona 3, persona 4 and dancing all night
>they refuse to play older first person shooters like wolfenstein, blood, hexen 2 and painkiller
>they defend disc locked content and amiibos
>they go full moralfag when you bring up emulators
>>337874331
If you want to dress well wear Rick Owens, Raf Simons and Balmain.
>>337875459
>ruthlessly defend nintendo
>care about graphics
Those two don't match.
>>337862342
nintenyearold
sonypony
pcfat
xbot
>>337872521
>How to dress like a pretentious cunt,
I've never ever seen a person wearing a vest that does not think he's better than everyone else.
>>337863484
Men wear work/dressed pants for work depending on what they do, and jeans the rest of the time. Unless it's a really sunny day or you're going to the beach or to the pool for a swim, you literally have no reason to wear anything else.
>>337869113
>GradeA
>Brit
Pick one
Don't bullshit me that Pakis are Quintessentially Brits
I only like that he hates race baiting retards
>>337872521
>Guaranteedreplies.avi
>He thinks that the Souls games are hard or any good.
>make friends at work so I don't seem completely incompetent
>guy I work with is into games, he ends up bringing it up
>get on pretty well, end up talking a lot
>he think it's safe to reveal his power level and it turns out he's fucking religious about kingdom hearts and 40k
>spends half his income on warhammer and has probably spend 2k hours in kh2
>knows all the insignificant lore and gets pissed as fuck if you don't express interest in it
>we get on apart from this and it's too late to escape
>>337871080
Depends on what you mean by "RPG". If you specifically mean "roleplaying game" (which by now is such a huge genre that hardly any game doesn't fall under it), or if you mean specifically the substrata of RPG particular to the japanese, with turn based combat and anime plot. It's technically a JRPG in the former sense, but fails to be one in the latter.
>>337876584
He must have autism
>>337858569
>liking GradeA after the drama bs
kys
>>337857246
that's me, i'm also chubby
>>337876718
It's fucking terrible. I have to work alongside him every day so I can't be too harsh and he keeps trying to make me buy the starter sets. There's only so many times I can say no before I rip into him and end up fired.
>>337877340
you should stop being that
>>337877568
why?
>>337865434
>not liking smash bros
faggot
>he doesn't like super meat boy
discarded
>>337877786
because people will continue to assume you're autistic
>>337877362
You are eithier being too passive or you are really dealing with a next level autist.Just tell him you are not interested and want to talk about something else. He will probably continue as long you keep acknowledging it or don't outright refuse to talk about it.
![[Insert Mike Wazowski Scream here].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zdLCqe6.jpg "[Insert Mike Wazowski Scream here].jpg")
>Doesn't like specific game music because it's too "video gamey"
>Won't give RPG's other then Pokemon a chance.
>>337875132
>wearing a vest without a jacket
You're a manchild, son
>>337878468
>Wearing a jacket in summer
>>337878564
>Wearing a dress shirt in the summer
>>337878436
I actually almost exclusively listen to videogame music.
I can't hear very well, so it's hard to focus on lyrics unless I have them right in front of me. So I usually listen to videogame soundtracks. Mario and Luigi, Super Meat Boy, Kirby, OFF, VVVVVV, Undertale, shit like that.
Superior clothing
You don't dress like this you aren't cool
>Not wearing a fedora with a trench coat.
I honestly saw a person do this not long time ago, I was a little surprised. And he was overweight and had a neck beard, I thought that shit was just a myth.
>>337878784
And the person I'm talking about won't like them because they don't use real instruments or again sound too "video gamey"
>>337856675
I swear I saw this exact same post like 3 weeks ago
>>337878837
I wish I was cool enough to wear that
>they don't think the Yakua series is the greatest achievement in videogame history
You ain't no kyodai.
>>337878917
Well, in my opinion it depends on who you are.
Videogame music is made specifically to set the mood. The way it sounds is supposed to reflect the environment you're in and the emotions you should be feeling at the time. Most of the time it's either hit or miss, and the average video game won't have many memorable songs since they focus more on cinematics and gameplay.
Personally, I think most real instruments sound obnoxious through two earbuds.
>>337879146
You just need to be cooler anon.
>>337879090
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/subject/Red%20flags%20for%20gamer%20friends/
>>337878784
>He only listens to video game music!
>>337879482
Jokes on you fag, i only listen to anime musicActually i have been listening to broadway musicals
>>337879482
>he only acts like a faggot
>>337879275
And "coincidentally" the same image reply >>337857246 is in the other threads whenever someone questions what autism shoes are.
How can people here fetishize regurgitation so much?
>>337872174
>>Console company fanboys
nah
>>Blizzardfags
nah
>>Bought Battleborn out of spite
nah
>>Don't play RTSs
check
>>Haven't played a single 4X/GS in their life
check
>>Haven't played UT/Quake/Tribes/SS2/etc and think their opinion in fast FPSs matter
nah
>>Likes Halo post 3 (Reach is ok)
i played ce and got bored
>>Dislikes JRPGs
nah
>>Have a reddit account
nah
>>Posts non-facebook memes on facebook
dat boi is facebook, so nah
>>Don't listen anything that isnt dadrock or plebeian [current year] electro for the ignorant masses
dadrock everyday
>>Watches animu online
i download all of my chinese cartoons
>>Believes mangas arent good on their own and also happen to be DCfags/Muhvelfags
i read yotsubato
>>Visites /tv/, /mu/, /co/
HAHAHA
>>Believes a single word of what Nvidia/AMD/Intel says
i dont get it
>>Uses W10
yes
>>Uses Origin/Uplay (I'm 100% ok with GOG and others, by the way)
i have origin instaled so yea
>>Hates Jojo
johnny did nothing wrong
>>Is part of the "Dark Souls is SO hardcore!!" memester bunch
i played dark souls 1 and got bored
>>Believes Dark Souls III was good
i played dark souls 1 and got bored
>>Believes Dark Souls isn't JRPG
i played dark souls 1 and got bored
>>Owns PS4 and about buy PS4.5
i barely have a ps2 lmao
>>Calls themselves "gamers"
lmao
>>Don't torrent
sometimes
>>Supports Adobe
how
>>Listens to Kanye West unironically
who
>>StreetFighterfags who never played anything else
kof fag
>>Plays LoL
HAHAHA
>>337879968
I'm gonna make this thread again and there's NOTHING you can do about it
