>accidentally make it seem as if I like Minecraft in front of my girlfriend
>she doesn't know anything about video games but she assumes I love it
>she sends me all sorts of articles and pictures about the game, and even made me hand made figurines of the game
>Don't have the heart to tell her it's a game for autistic children
>mfw
>>337849145
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Accidentally? How?
>>337849482
He's an autistic child so his girlfriend is spot on.
>>337849519
I checked out a 4chan server to see what was happening and she saw me playing. She asked what it was so I gave her a little run down, but I never touched the game again after that.
I like Minecraft.
It's quite fun to find a random mountain and build a mountain fort to go spelunking in and build large watchtowers from.
It's one of those games you have to make your own fun in.
Your girlfriend sounds adorable.
Minecraft is not a " game for autists " , it's a game that is loved by children just like we loved weird games as kids.
>>337849145
What's wrong with Minecraft itself, legitimately? I get that the fanbase is 95% ultra cringe autistic children, but speaking on the game itself here.
>>337850321
She really is.
She made me this
>>337851025
That's fucking adorable. Stop being such a sperg about it. Just hype up some other game you're into and she'll move onto that.
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Well it could be worse OP, she could think you like FNAF.
>>337849145
>girlfriend
>>337849145
facebook.com
>>337851230
This.
>>337851232
>>337851385
>>337851512
Sorry lads didn't know this was literally r9k
Here's some advice from a kisseless Virgin
Show her another game you actually like and act way more into it so she may switch?
>>337851025
awwww
>>337851232
Alternately you could go back to your containment board, robot.
Is she doing anything besides just sending you news and making shit? Like, playing it with you?
Sounds kind of odd how invested she'd be in it by proxy alone.>4chan minecraft servers
you made your bed, lie in it
>>337849145
10/10 gf anon.
>>337851232
>>337851025
nigga that's cute
she's cute
you're cute
>>337852767
Making this thread made me realize that more than ever. I wish I wasn't such a spergy cunt
>>337851025
If I had a girl that made me this I would hug her every night and play with piggy to entertain her and keep piggy in the bed with us in the middle.
Then when I was about to go to 'sleep' I'd put piggy on the drawers and turn him around. Then when I actually go to sleep I'd turn him around again and make him watch over us.
>>337853393
Why not just fuck the pig and save yourself the gf efforts?
>>337853669
Because Piggy is pure and made with love.
Anon, you must realise that you do not mix love and sex. It's far too messy.
>>337851025
not very haram though I must admit
>>337853393
Posts like this are what keep me on this infernal website.
>>337850551
I kind of agree. The only things about it that I legitimately have problems with tend to just be the things that have been changed since the old alpha days when it was in its prime. It's not really a bad game, it's just not something anyone should ever want to be associated with. Even its creator doesn't want to be associated with it.
>>337851230
Yeah this.
>>337849145
>I dont like minecraft
fuck that was hard anon no wonder you were a beta about it for so long
>>337849145
>be at best buy to replace dead graphics card
>employee comes over to 'help'
>wants to know which games I play
don't say minecraft dont say minecraft dont say minecraft
>"Call of Duty of course bro, what do you think Im some kind of nerd?"
>hands me the most expensive card they have and offers ring it up for me
th-thanks employee dude
>>337849145
>have a girlfriend who doesnt like vidya but pays more than a passing interest in anything I say I like
>hears me talk about multiple games, movies, books and other things I enjoy
>gathered that I like Dark Souls a lot, caught her even researching stuff about the game, she even asked me a few questions about it
>for my birthday commisions me a painting of Artorias doing some badass shit to hang in my PC room
Sounds like you have a shit gf anon.
>>337849145
h-how can we get gfs anon?
>>337849145
Oh well. It's a good thing your gf takes interest in something she thinks you like.
>>337849658
>accidentally bought and paid for minecraft
>accidentally entered a minecraft thread
>accidentally browsed the thread and found a 4chan server ip
>accidentally loaded up the game
>accidentally played the game in front of gf
>accidentally
Just kill yourself.
>>337854470
>be at best guy to check out their graphics cards
>I ask some random woman worker
>I ask her where can I find the graphics cards
>she is visibly confused and points me to a stand with gift cards and phone cards
I thought women being technology illiterate was a meme until then
>>337854885
not that guy but you can easily pirate minecraft
>>337854594
Bathe regularly and leave the basement
>These fags complaining about a loving S. O.
>I can't even get a qt to look at me twice.
>>337854586
> get bloodborne
> play the fuck out of it
> gf wants a try
> she's cleared up to maria solo
>>337854885
>he hasnt owned MC since 1.0.2
its like youre an underaged little cunt or something
>>337855196
because you're a fag
>>337855414
Not really I'm just shy.
>>337855632I can't make eye contact with anyoneI can with my best bud thoim not a fag
>>337855016
This is a normie thread. Clearly OP isn't smart enough to pirate anything.
>>337855408
>everyone hates Minecraft once they realize it's boring pointless garbage
>being ahead of the curve makes me underage
Ya ignant.
>>337853806
SHIT
>>337856763
WHAT
>accidentally make it seem as if I like Minecraft in front of my girlfriend
wat does this even mean? you normies are somethin else man.
>bitch and moan about minecraft being for autists and manchildren
>turns out some of gf's fondest memories were playing minecraft with her younger triplet siblings
>she hasn't seen them in years
>she cries
>>337855632
Some girls can like that.
>>337853393
thats kinda gay
id use it as a paperweight
>>337857459
Why not best of both worlds thinking here anon:
A piñata! With blindfolds and shit.
>>337849145
Fuck of normie REEEEEJust play minecraft with her and maybe you'll both like it. I don't play online because the community is autistic but it's a fun game with irl friends.
>>337849145
tell her you got bored of it and dont feel like playing
problem solved
>>337856128
>everybody was sucking a cock
>so i grabbed the closest cock to me and shoved it in my mouth
how fucking retarded do you have to be that you cant even make your own opinions
>>337855117
You're a liar Anon. I have two jobs and shower every day. There has got to more to it than that.
>>337851973
good advice homie,
stop being kissless
>>337849145
>even made me hand made figurines of the game
Nigga. Shes a keeper and probably the cutest thing ever
>>337853393
Thank you for making me feel better about my severe aspergers.
>>337849145
just tell her you aren't into minecraft anymore
>>337849145
yeah bro and don't you hate it when you trip over accidentally give your bros blowjobs?
>>337849145
>even made me hand made figurines of the game
I DEMAND PICTURES WITH TIMESTAMP! NOW!
>>337849145
Introduce her to new games and play them with her. And if she catches on to one of those games give her some time to play them herself.
Also Minecraft isn't bad. I'm sure you're into a game or two she thinks is made for autistic children.
>>337859202
My best mate is 5'5, has chrones disease, horrific scarring on his stomach from multiple surgeries and occasionally shits himself due to missing 70% of his bowel.
He's currently dating a qt lawyer
>>337854018
I think you mean not very halal
>>337853393
very subtle
