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>>337787956
For the mass orgy ?
Sure.
Nope, GDQ's are stale as fuck now. These niggers keep speedrunning the same shit to the point where I'm happy to see shitty modern games instead.
Goldeneye, Metroid and DKC at every GDQ is a real snorefest.
>>337787956
You bet, anon.
I can't wait to hear all the opinions non-speedrunners have about which speedgames are good or not.
>>337788026
i like that jump!
>>337787956
Nope. Seen enough of her heal-e-oh-copter
https://youtu.be/WD795Wml69Y
>>337788026
What exactly was he thinking was going to happen anyway
>>337788240
that's not her right
>>337788254
they always run a train on that faggot HL2 runner in one of the hotel rooms
>>337788254
sex i'm guessing
>>337787956
I'll be watching the runs on YouTube afterwards, but probably not the stream.
>>337788286
Lmao, you face blind? Sameme buttugly face, shit teeth and bozo nose
>>337788240
>>337788240
Blast from the past, holy shit that chick still makes videos and has a respectable view count per video.
The fuck?
I'll probably watch a run or two as background noise
The whole thing is getting boring fast
Of course, always have this shit in the background when its on.
>>337788254
benis in bagina :DDDD
As a speedrunner, I'm amazed anyone still watches GDQs at all, let alone that it's so massively popular.
Speedruns aren't fun to watch unless you're familiar with the game and its nuances.
>>337788564
Definitely not the same person.
>>337788745
>Speedruns aren't fun to watch unless you're familiar with the game and its nuances.
and even then, many of the nuances are glossed over by anyone who doesn't speedrun the game themselves. Speedrunning is the nichest of niches.
This image still makes me angry.
What an absolute whore.
What's the story with the two people pictures in the op? I don't remember at all
Were they married?
>>337788564
tolki isn't ugly tho
>>337788918
The guy literally got cucked.
>>337788745
It's a public event, they try to make it appeal to casuals. Many runs aren't even strictly speedruns, and are just people doing cool things that may or may not help beat the game faster or even be related to speed. TASblock, for example.
Even during legit speedruns, they rarely go full autismo to talk about subpixels anymore.
>>337788745
n-narcissa?
>>337787956
No.
how anyone can watch is this garbage is beyond me.
>>337788918
They were married. Girl cheated on him with the Banjo Kazooie world record holder at SGDQ 2015. After the event, girl and husband disappear from the internet and haven't been heard from by anyone since.
here's their dead ass channel:
twitch.tv
showvideogames
>>337789000
Eeeeeek
Did she know the guy beforehand or was it some random black dude? Not sure which one would be worse, now that I think about it
>>337788745
>Speedruns aren't fun to watch
No need to say anymore.
They aren't fun to watch period.
TAS are the only ones fun to watch.
>>337789108
You know the story you little stirrer.
She sucked and fucked half the guys at the event, most of them at the same time.
>>337789093
ahaha that's really fucking funny for some reason
>>337788918
The girl cheated on the guy. They're Mormons and were married. He got back home before her, while she stayed there to cheat, proceeded to inform every member of their families about what happened, binned her shit from the house, changed the locks and filed for divorce.
Sure hope she thinks it was worth it to get disowned by your family.
>>337789114
I enjoy watching speedruns, but only because I'm a speedrunner myself who is interested in speedrunning in general. I have no idea how GDQs appeal to a casual audience on anywhere near the scale that they do.
>>337789093
Lmfao is this real? She cheated on him with the banjo kazooie world record holder? Holy shit what a crazy world we live in
>>337788838
>niches
how do i pronounce that
>>337788745
right, it just ends up with a few autists sitting like zombies staring at a screen while doing erratic movements to glitch the game to go super fast to get a specific number
might as well watch some retard stream counter strike
>>337789185
Is this related to the list of names, ratings and whether they used protection that I've been seeing around?
>>337789093
2014, actually.
>almost 2 years since Stiv completely wiped these two from the face of the earth
God damn, it's still funny to this day.
>>337789220
>She cheated on him with the banjo kazooie world record holder?
The one and only. That's him on the left, and her to his left.
His twitch handle is Stivitybobo.
>>337789242
neesh
you'll hear uneducated americans pronounce it "nitch" for some bizarre reason, but it comes from french
>>337789114
Are people allowed to have fun this year?
>>337788324
I don't follow
>>337789242
That other guy's meming. It's pronounced "nish".
>>337789369
thanks
>>337789357
>waffle before his meth addiction settled in
>>337789357
Anyone have the pastebin link?
>>337789357
Look at that shit eating smile, it probably wasn't the first time he boned her.
>>337788958
yes
>>337789108
she had intercourse and fellatio with around 25-30 guys at the event in the hotel room while her husband went to their room to sleep
>>337789486
Here you go, my man.
http://pastebin.com/TjmqHuXh
>>337789408
Fact: Speedruns are boring to watch.
Opinion: TAS are impressive.
>>337789531
A true hero.
Been a while since i read it.
>Twitch streamer gets cucked by his girlfriend, cuts the video but forgets to cut the audio and proceeds to beat the shit out of her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yL204Vk09s
HAUHAHAUHAUHAUA
>>337789584
You're retarded aren't you? You seem to have difficulty understanding very basic concepts.
>>337787956
no these marathon streams are just another e-celeb circlejerk now
it was fun while it lasted though
>>337789000
>The guy literally got cucked.
Being cheated on isnt being cucked retard.
>>337789531
I this the one where he literally says "you got a great girl there my man ;))))"?
>AGDQ was the first year donations started to see a drop
>many famous speedrunners abandoning the event because of how pop-culture-controlled it is now
Will this be the end?Also god damn, if I knew it raised total shit, I would've donated for that Fire Emblem prize pack. Probably could've won it too.
>watching people play Videogames
Fuck no. The speedrunning community is hands down the most autistic gaming community in existence.
>>337789645
>The community has closed this channel due to terms of service violations
oh my keks
>>337789735
This is in line with the exact definition of cuckoldry actually. Learn to think for yourself.
>>337789645
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/twitch-gamer-joedaddy505-live-streams-apparent-assault-girlfriend-viewers-laugh-1558446
>Twitch gamer accused of raping girlfriend during live-stream as shocking audio is broadcast online
damn
<3 Edo
post favorite moments from previous years streams
>that suicidal dude playing crash
>cyberdemon being autistically quiet in the couch while someone played a game cyber knew nothing of
>that ritalin-fueled world record challenge for that one shitty athlete N64 game
>chibi and caveman (of course i had to put that here)
>caveman playing that comfy ass ps1 anime mecha game or whatever
>Cosmo speedrunning OOT (any year)
worst of the worst:
>that "speedrun" of L4D last year where the runners legit said "i've never finished this game" and "how do i heal you?" and died several times
>>337789735
>t. Cuck
GDQs stop being fun years ago tanks to no fun allowed sponsors.
>>337787956
I know they were all drunk as fuck, but who the fuck would gangbang that girl?
>>337789831
nah youre missing the point, man
thats the fun part
watching the autists try to socialize and the occasional impressing run
>>337789645
Damn at 4:14 you can hear him beat the shit out of her
Good to hear 2 dos is doing DK64 again this year, his sgdq run last year was entertaining as fuck. Too bad it's any% this time.
>>337789915
The L4D run was awful as fuck.
>no pc games because slavs are too poor to buy a plane ticket
>>337790056
Theyre all ugly.
She's an actual girl.
That's all.
>>337789915
>Metal Wolf Chaos
And that's about it.
If we go back like 2013-2010, you can tack on the Mario Party big plays and Super Monkey Ball in general.
>>337788240
>comments are disabled for this video
>>337790105
Yeah, they were so fucking bad.
Didn't they restart one of the levels mid-through to change the difficulty to easy?
>>337789218
>Mormons
oh hell, now it makes sense. No wonder she's a whore will all those restrictions
>>337789408
Dude this never happened before
Just hope for a good rng
Oops that's a mistake, oops that's a mistake... new PB, woah
>>337789915
https://youtu.be/EifQacoLSuI?t=148
>10 seconds in everyone but one dies
holy shit you werent kidding
>Caveman is running another loli game
How long is he gonna pretend he is not a pedophile?
>>337790439
Enough to avoid jail I guess
>>337790439
Having a lolita complex != being a pedophile.
>>337788026
>i'm gonna bang some fuckin hot pussy
>at this speedrunning convention held in the lobby of a best western
LOL
>>337787956
Nah, they ban racism and rape jokes and "suicide cures fags" statements.
I'll stick to Youtube Live thanks.
>>337789645
Why are you guys laughing at this? It's pretty fucked up
>>337788324
what did he mean by this?
>>337790261
White knights are cucks, that's all there is to it.
Bitch is lucky he didn't kill her.
didnt watch agdq. quit watching it assuming it was slowly going to be "safe granny strats featuring epic nerds XD video games are the shit!" more every time with no actual entertainment allowed and the "gross nerds" who actually deserve to be there end up being moved off-camera and eventually removed from the event.
Was I correct? Is this turning into a cancerous lets play marathon?
>>337789218
they are back together
>>337790651
Laughter is sometimes used as an emotional response to tragedy.
GDQ bingo:
>mentally disabled manchild in the audience shows you his favorite meme on a tablet
>arrogant neckbeard fails to do the Final Fantasy stairs gimmick he found on YouTube three times
>>337788745
It's nice background noise when doing work or playing games, and fun to comment on with friends who are also watching.
>>337789831
Someone has never been put into a brony tf2 server. Hosted in Brazil.I've seen some shit
>>337790529
>>337790581a
>he's OUR BOI xD so he can do no wrong
I wonder how your mood changes once he grabs your daughter's cocoa in his pajama
>>337790750
>/v/ making a bingo dedicated to retards
>/v/ making 2910110 threads about a speedrun marathon
This should be on there
>>337790389
This is what happens when you don't have enough speedrunners to fill the timeslots.
>>337787956
What does the S stand for? Shit?
>>337790261
he raped her too
it's his house too
>>337789645
>gets cucked
>tries to regain dignity
>she claims he raped her
Women. Not even once.
>>337789645
I can't believe everyone is defending the gf in those comments
>>337790731
Where's the proof of this?
I've seen actual files from the court about their divorce.
>>337789531
>Now, I know there's a lot of talk about her and I having sex. And I will confirm that this is true.
holy shit wiping away tears
i guess thats what happens when you DRIVE AWAY FROM THE EVENT LEAVING YOUR GIRL TO GET DRUNK IN A ROOM FULL OF GUYS
>>337789218
Ya know, one of my biggest fantasies is finding a pure, naive mormon girl and corrupting her through sexual acts.
>>337789645
you can hear her spitting on him lel
why is he on top of her though and saying "this is a nasty pussy"
>>337791032
>it's his house
Then he did nothing morally wrong
>>337791047
Didn't you hear anon, apparently slapping a woman around a bit is much worse than cheating on your man
It's mindboggling what society we live in, only proves how strong the jewish media brainwash is
>>337789915
The Barkley run was one of the best things I've seen in years. It had everything: sappy moments, crashes, homosex, sunglasses, the devs were in the back, and that last chaos dunk, it was perfect.
>>337790881
>O SHIT WADDUP
Dude is annoying but tolerable compared to most speedrunners
>>337789645
>mexican
a white guy would love being cucked
>>337788026
>chibi v caveman was already 2 years ago
it feels like yesterday
>>337791183
he would be in the right in any other country in the world bar western europe and murikkka
>>337791348
>>337790261
Two wrongs don't make a right.
>>337791310
>>337791429
they're not even married or with children lol
of course it's wrong for him to beat her
>>337789645
I hate when people cheat and then get caught and cry, it's pathetic, they're not sorry, shits.
Also man he's ghetto as fuck, trying to retain his dignity by talking all latino.
>>337791429
Then I'm sure you are glad this worldview is being imported there as we speak
>>337789897
How can you rape your girlfriend?
>you will never go to SGDQ and cuck the shit out of everyone by fucking sexually confused autistic girls raw
>>337791496
Apparently they do, if getting beaten for being a whore means you have done no wrong.
>>337787956
I felt so bad for that guy, nobody deserves to have their heart torn out like that.
>>337791462
>even the plushies have shades on
why did i miss this one
>>337791531
they're sorry they got caught
>>337791578
autistic girl won't even notice you lol
even if you do even get the courage to talk to them they still want the hot guys like me, not some ugly gook like you
YOU FAGGOTS BETTER REMEMBER THIS RUN
https://youtu.be/6ZhczLwJ3IY?t=419
MOTHERFUCKER IS PULLING OFF FRAMESPECIFIC EXPLOITS CONSTANTLY IN A 60FPS GAME WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS
>"CGN you can take it easy now man, you've won"
>"but..but i wanna go fast"
>proceeds to do extremely hard exploits without a problem
MAN OR MACHINE? YOU DECIDE
>mfw watching this
>>337791575
I know you are trolling, but it actually scares me there are people who actually think like this
>>337791531
Crocodile tears. They're crying cause they got caught.
>>337789735
That's the literal definition of being cuckolded you moron.
>>337791016
Summer
>>337791462
I miss when casuals didnt know about SGDQ/AGDQ
Now its a shitfest with retarded awkward interviews, big ass avenue, no more comfy room where you can hear the "crowd", the same games over and over again, etc
>>337791575
you can't unless she left you ages ago but that would make her an ex gf
>>337791738
if he allowed it sure
if not he's wrong
no need to argue, it's literally coming down to these things
>>337787956
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/4eqph6/sam_and_tolki_activity_since_sgdq_2014/
RIP
>>337790990
I'm pretty sure GDQ has more speedrunners than they know what to do with. They turn down runs of good games to include shitty runs that supposedly attract a larger audience. This is because they are corporate whores now.
>>337791695
>>337791621
At least she said she was sorry. You would never see a man admit him cheating was wrong, he'd just say something about shitty locks
>>337789735
here we fucking go again
>>337791671
Holy shit, you bet I remember.
>>337791578
est-ce que cela etait la "moment de cûck"?
>>337791671
Hate it when they have some backseat gamer nattering on. Wish that fat fuck would fuck off or shut up.
>>337791669
except in that example she had a huge gangbang with every autismo in the building except her boyfriend
>>337791578
holy shit i can see why his girl dumped him
after the trauma from that and JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS happening it's only natural for a man to go insane
>>337791839
Thank you Mr. White Knight for turning this into a gender thing.
Dumbfuck.
Its weird how every year it gets worse but I still have a bit of hope inside me that this year its going to be good again
>>337792027
I agree, the fat black guy being on a feeder website was much more funnier, but it only lasted a day
>>337791839
somebody got triggered hard
#rapeculture #rape #shitlords
>tfw went to agdq14 and not sgdq14
I could have been in the train
>tfw you don't care about the game and you just want to see some autists sperg out
>>337791578
>seeing Cosmo happy and a bit drunk
IT HURTS
>>337790056
A bunch of drunk rejects with asperger's syndrome touching another drunk reject with asperger's syndrome who happens to be willing? Whatever next.
>>337791578
Please explain this video.
Who is this man and what happened?
>>337791817
>A man married to an unfaithful wife, especially when he is unaware or unaccepting of the fact.
>1546, François Rabelais, The Third Book, Chapter 36
> If I never marry, I shall never be a cuckold.
1546, fucker.
>>337792149
>>337792068
>if you dont beat and rape your wife every day you are a liberal
wew lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM
still lol
>>337791462
tfw I was sitting next to cyberdwarf
>>337791521
>they're not even married
But they are...
>>337791984
its not really back seat gaming, they are just explaining it for the audience
>>337791817
Likely trolling, but: http://www.dictionary.com/browse/cuckold
>>337791839
When did she say she was sorry?
>>337792354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80
>>337787956
holy fuck the new janitors are inconsistent
>>337792721
i remember the chaos on /v/ when this happened
>>337789645
why do white women cheat so much?
>>337791825
I dunno if conspiracy grumps or this is sadder
>>337791671
>yoshifan being humble as fuck at the start
Such a great guy
>>337791984
Nobody likes naeglaria
>>337788026
I'm so glad he's banned from GDQs.
>>337792998
>why do women cheat so much?
FTFY
If you honestly think cheating is somehow restricted to white woman alone, you're delusional.
>>337789645
>all those youtube comments
i fucking hate this world and all those fake people.
>>337792540
>40 dollars to do it fist time
>skip the capsule
>no no don't do the shift boost
He's a back seat gaming faggot
>>337793417
Men cheat more often and it's more accepted
>>337791842
Why are autistic people so horny?
>Meet up with girl from pof
>tells me she has autism
>literally 15 mons into the date she asks if I wanna fuck
>pretty alright sex
>>337793693
>horny
>waits 15 months before sex
Are you a mormon?
>>337789978
>tanks
>>337793693
everyone is horny, autistic people just lack the social inhibition most people do and prefer to get straight to the point.
>>337793658
Men go for r-selection. Women are meant to go for k-selection.
>>337793658
Speak for yourself, I find both genders equally disgusting when they cheat.
>>337793959
>Men go for r-selection. Women are meant to go for k-selection.
>>337791578
uh story behind this?
>>337789915
>that ritalin-fueled world record challenge for that one shitty athlete N64 game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzYjvK9yrio
Good thread
>>337794387
What are they doing?
>>337790839
This just sounds like unspeakable evil.
>>337794232
This made me laugh.
Speed runners are fucking strange.
All that hype after beating it by like 0.1 seconds
>>337793417
nope, other races beat their women to a pulp if they dare cheat but white men are cucked
>>337794232
that was great
>>337794659
Havin relations
So what will they ban this GDQ?
>>337794232
Goose is probably one of the few speed runners whos not an autistic manchild.
0xwas is an awesome mario rpg runner but holy fuck is his channel a weeb overload. He's from japan so i guess he can't actually be a weaboo.
>>337792256
>>337794215
It's from the time before Cosmo fell to insanity.
>>337791671
TOO FAST
>>337795259
I'm a Slav. We beat our women regardless of what they've done.
>>337795709
At least you're consistent
>>337795562Fun
>>337795709
slavs dont qualify as human
so, not women, females
>>337795709
arab here
so do we
feels good to have your women under control eh fäm
>>337791671
>his personal best time is 21:40
>HE CAN STILL GO FASTER
jesus
>>337795637
Thanks, bro.
>>337795951
>>>/b/
>>337795951
Whoa friend where can I get my hands on this.
>>337788254
it IS a speedrun, so it's not like the girls were gonna be satisfied anyway
>>337795951
Lesbian degeneracy, into the gulags
>>337795601
>Goose
>not an autistic manchild.
Imagine being this delusional.
Goose is king autistic manchild, and a sociopath on top of that.
>>337791578
What happened to Cosmo?
>>337789340
>that Alex
please tell me there's more :(
I love pj runs
>>337796063
Anjelica Ebbi
>>337791671
what a beast
>>337787956
When will we get something that finally top this ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
>>337797114
dude I love bagels
superior speed event coming in 3 days
>>337789467
That's... that's not actually Waffle, is it?
>>337797246
Is it going to be like ESA, that there is no commentary, has two people in the audience at prime time, and /srg/ is more eager to discuss what they ate that morning than what is on the screen?
>>337797381
It is brah. He's got a past thats for sure but now hes really up the ladder that noone gives a shit.
>>337791542
>imported
what? niggers have always been here in america
>>337790621
>I'll stick to Youtube Live thanks.
how do these speedrunners afford to go there almost every year? especially those from like europe isn't that thousands of bucks a plane ticket?
>>337798073
A lot of them stream and run donation-a-thon bullshit to pay for their trip.
>>337798073
>get a milli in donations every event
>expecting them not to get a cut
come on now
>>337798073
Most of the speedrunners ask for donations on their personal streams to fund their travel costs
>>337787956
I just hope that there's no DS3 aka "Quit Out Marathon" speedrun in there. It's so god damn boring.
>>337798073
The vast majority of people who attend live on the east coast of USA, have jobs and can afford it. Most of the people who attend are not speedrunners, and of the speedrunners who do attend, maybe 1/3 of them are ever actually on the stream. Sometimes streamers crowd fund, but this is less common than the retards in this thread like to pretend.
Attending an event like this is much more about the behind the scenes. The stream room itself almost never full, and the majority of the event takes place off stream. It's the closest thing there is to a speedrunning convention. In that respect, it's no different than people attending blizzcon every year.
what does "marathon strats" mean
>>337797246
>a fucking leaf
I've been seeing a lot of information tossed around regarding what happened between me, Tolki, and others at SGDQ. Some of it is true, and some of it isn't. I'm not sure if this is the best course of action, but I figured it might be good to let you all know what EXACTLY happened so that all of this speculation can stop and the issue can be put to rest.
First of all, the pastebin in which I apologize to Sam is real. I wrote it the other day because I felt really bad for what happened and wanted to do my best to apologize to him. I could have sworn that the apology pastebin was unlisted, but for some reason it's appearing as public. I clearly remember checking multiple times to see if the pastebin was unlisted. Maybe I made it public by accident. Otherwise, somebody who had it revealed it. I don't even know, I'm so confused.
Now, for what happened. This has obviously been blown out of proportion. Some of these extreme stories I'm seeing are completely false. Everything happened between us and the couple other guys I was rooming with. It began one night when Tolki, the couple other guys and I decided to drink. Sam didn't drink, and actually clammed up and became silent while we were just hanging out and drinking. Eventually, he wound up leaving the room without saying anything, and he didn't come back for the remainder of the night. As the night went on and we all got drunker, things started getting crazier. We were cuddling and such, and by the end of the night we all wound up kissing Tolki.
>>337799269
The next day, we were all trying to process what happened and what would happen from there on. We still didn't know where Sam was, but he did come back in the room once or twice to get some things. It was apparent that he was still mad. Later on, we found out that Sam left SGDQ. He took the car and left for home, leaving Tolki and their stuff at the hotel. This was pretty shocking, and we didn't really know what to do. As far as I know, he didn't know that anything went down the previous night, but he might have found out. In any matter, we discussed the ordeal throughout the day and thought about how Tolki would get home and what she would do after that. For the next few days we all just hung out as normal and got drunk a couple more times, similar to the first night I described.
>no siglemic
what's even the point of watching?
>>337799329
Now, I know there's a lot of talk about her and I having sex. And I will confirm that this is true. During the last couple of days of SGDQ, Tolki and I started to talk a lot more personally and become closer with each other. One night we wound up alone in the hotel room, and it happened. This is hands-down the worst thing that happened. It was wrong on both of our parts. We both consented to it being 100% aware that she was married. We both betrayed Sam on a whole different level. I don't know what came over us, but it happened, and we are both sorry beyond belief for it.
That basically sums up the entirety of what happened between Tolki, the other guys, and I. To speak for myself and the other guys, we just plain weren't thinking straight and made some really dumb mistakes. To speak for Tolki, I'm sure the reasons she acted the way she did are due to factors that we don't completely understand. All I know for sure is that the two married very young, and that they are both undergoing changes as they grow older. I also know that Tolki just wasn't very happy with how things were going in their marriage, but she didn't really know how to approach this. They were going through some really rough patches in their relationship, and all of the stuff that happened was sort of an outlet for Tolki, I guess.
.
>>337799405
I would like to say a few words about Tolki and Sam now. People are making Tolki out to be this giant whore and ultimately the bad guy in this situation. She is neither of these things. I'd like to let you all know that she is a very intelligent, attractive individual with a lot of potential. She thinks so much about other people, and would help anyone with anything. As I said before, she was just very confused with the way things were going in her marriage, and she didn't know where to turn. There wasn't much she felt she could do. this built up over time and what happened was an outlet. I'm not saying that what happened was acceptable. I'm just trying to put this in her perspective for you and help you be a little more understanding.
Sam is also an awesome guy and didn't deserve any of this to happen to him no matter what. I don't want him being singled out as the bad guy either. He is also going through a lot of stress trying to figure out his life. He is one of the nicest, most inspirational guys I've ever met with an ambition to break the mold. The fact of the matter is they are both two amazing people and even though Sam doesn't want me in his life anymore, they will still remain in my heart as close friends.
In conclusion, we screwed up terribly, and the repercussions will remain for a long time, if not forever. I really wish I could make things right again, but I can't. I have not been in contact with Sam for obvious reasons. Tolki also hasn't gotten back to me, I'm sure because she feels extremely guilty and Sam doesn't want her to. I don't know what is going on between them, but all I wish for is happiness for the two of them, whether they stay together or not. I really do hope I hear from them again someday. I hope this has shed some light on the situation, and that you all have gained a better understanding
>>337799082
doing something in a safe or easy way as a tradeoff, it might not be the fastest but it is more consistent and there is less risk
>>337799369
>Siglemic
why would you want to watch that washed up faggot? he isn't even top 5 in his game anymore.
>People STILL talking about the speedrunning cuck meme
Can't you fags at least post about recent shit other than old shit? Chibi and Cosmo is done to death but at least that shit is still more recent.
APOLOGY:
Hey Sam,
So a lot of things have happened this week. I swear to you that I never had the intention of doing any of these things. I'm not going to speak for the other guys. I will just say that I, out of everyone, committed the most of what happened...I'm sure you know. I will be honest and admit that I like Tolki a lot. I always thought she was awesome, and seeing her at sgdq just solidified it more. I also was just high on sgdq hype, and was pretty drunk when the cheating first happened, but those aren't good excuses at all. The fact of the matter is that I gave into temptations. I am a good person with good values and have respect for people who deserve it, and in this particular instance I completely removed myself from that persona out of selfish desires. It doesn't matter how much I like her or was tempted to do anything. She is your wife, and out of respect for someone who was one of my best friends, I should obviously have not done what I did. Speaking of her being your wife, I just want to say that I strongly advise you to not take her for granted. She is something special, always remember that.
Let me just say that this was the worst thing I have done to someone in my life; the lowest I have ever been. I blatantly betrayed you for no good reason. After all of the talks we had, all of the advice we exchanged, and all the fun we've had together as friends, I went ahead and ruined everything.
I'm not expecting a response to this. I'm assuming you want nothing to do with me anymore, which is understandable. But I just wanted to apologize to you as best as I could. Just know that I still consider you my friend, even though you don't consider me yours. If you are willing to talk, I am always open to.
I am so unbelievably sorry. This is going to stay with me for the rest of my life.
Good luck with everything in the future, and I hope things work out for you in life.
All the best,
Stiv
what does "the rules are arbitrary" mean
>>337799610
because he quit the shitty game
now he's a god sc2 and runescape player
>>337789913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KhdUrzhtl8
oh god dat voice
>>337787956
when is it?
I can't wait for my dose of extreme autism.
>>337800002
july 3-9
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>337799842
>now he's a god sc2 and runescape player
lmao
>>337791089
They were Mormon. She was already breaking rules by drinking and willingly did it against his wishes with a group of other guys. He knew where it was going and what she wanted, so he rightfully ditched her ass there and went to go toss her out of his life.
>>337799842
so you want him to go and grind stats in runescape for a live speedrun event?
>>337790174
I miss the Super Monkey Ball runs. Those games are so crazy and fun
>>337800429
bruv ive seen niggers no joke do a "speedrun" of fire emblem radiant whatever that was 6 hours
>>337800002
You don't get an extreme dose of autism from /v/ everyday?
>>337800605
>he thinks that's long
top kek
http://www.speedrun.com/Baten_Kaitos_Eternal_Wings_and_the_Lost_Ocean#100
>>337800605
Speedruns are all about reaching a specific objective, usually completing the game, as quickly as possible. Some games are longer than others which means, even playing as quickly as possible, they take hours to complete. What is hard about this for you to comprehend?
>>337800857
A game that very few people played and even fewer would actually go to the effort of mastering.
You could probably do 100% in under 100 hours if you planned it properly.
>>337800857
>>337800938
There were no hacks, no tricks. Was barely any exploits. He mostly just skipped cutscenes.
"B-b-b-b-but it's a speedrun!"
NO
>>337801093
There is nothing in the definition of speedrun that says they have to use glitches or tricks. You do realise glitches are unintentional and there aren't always exploits in a game that are beneficial to speedrunning? Fuck you're dumb
>>337801083
>You could probably do 100% in under 100 hours if you planned it properly.
maybe if you skip splendid hair, sure.
http://pastebin.com/BRvPJ430
>>337801231
It does make it very unenterntaining though, I think that's the anon's point.
>>337789242
It's pronounced "Neesh".
t. Educated person
>>337791578
>>337795637
I still don't understand
>>337801083
>You could probably do 100% in under 100 hours if you planned it properly.
You're a fucking mongoloid and clearly know nothing about how the run works. Until someone finds a sequence break, it's currently impossible to obtain splendid hair in under 2 weeks game time.
>>337801503
why did you delete?
>>337787956
When does it start? Its usually worth tuning into a few times.
>>337801503
Wow you are retarded.
>>337801348
I agree, but that doesn't disqualify them from being speedruns in any way
