>final boss was saving the world
>he was only "bad" according to your shitty ideals
>in aftergame everyone wants to kill you
>>337754665
What a bunch of assholes flipping off a dog. He doesn't understand that they are memeing and just feels bad from reading their moods.
>>337754665
DOG ABUSE ;-;
>>337754665
Do we post dogs?
>>337755018
sure
Leave doggie alone!
>>337754931
>>337755018
>>337754665
post dogs
>>337754665
no fucking way he survived that
>>337756335
>>337756231
See cats are less sensitive to negative emotions. You get angry at a dog and say mean things it'll pick up on it and feel bad but not understand why you're doing it.
Get angry and yell and say mean things to a cat and it'll not be bothered or give a fuck about you.
>>337754931
People who actually do this are only doing it to create an image and likely aren't displaying any offensive or hostile mood.
The way the dog looked in that instance is also not indicative of how it felt as dogs can look like they're displaying any number of emotions when freeze framed, regardless of the activity they're engaged in.
>>337754665
>>337755018
chill, dog
>>337754665
RIP dogs
>>337756438
Cats pick up on positive/negative but don't communicate socially with humans like dogs do. Cats also will understand words like dogs, like they will know their name, but don't respond to their name for same reason.
>>337756438
>>337756736
>Dogs are smarter than cats
Uh huh
>>337756736
My cat was talkative as fuck.
>>337755018
Of course we post dogs
>>337756335
>>337755018
>>337756863
another autistic strawman on /v/
what a surprise
>>337756438
Is this why I can stare at dogs long enough with a glare and they get super aggressive suddenly? I've tried this with like 10 different dogs and thought I was just making shit up in my head.
>>337757045
>plot_armor.png
>>337757178
Eye contact with dogs means you're being aggressive with them, of fucking course they get angry.
DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH UNKNOWN DOGS.
FUCKING
HELL
>>337757305
>>337757065
They're not smarter, but they can definitely communicate with people easier.
What is the best breed and why is it Bat Dog?
>>337757307
But I make eye contact with everything. It's just a habit.
Also, hypothetically speaking. What if we fight and I beat the shit out of them? do i become the alpha or do we just fight endlessly?
>>337757027
BIG BARK FOR YOUUUU
>>337756231
Your house is a mess.
>>337757307
this guy is right
dont make prolonged eye contact with dogs, especially dogs who are not your own.
>>337757305
suh du
>>337757307
fuck you dogs arent the boss of me. ill stare at them all I want.
>>337757579
I was packing to move. You think I live out of boxes like a fucking barbarian?
>>337756231
my cat is 20 and just likes the attention.
>>337757596
But what if you own the dog and have established yourself as the alpha. Does the dog still challenge you if you stare it down?
check out my dogs guys
Friendly reminder that best dog is not any breed, but rather one that naps next to you while you play animal crossing and lurk on /v/
>>337757596
>>337757307
lol these pussy ass bitch beta fuck boys scared to make eye contact with a dog. how can u expect to get a girlfriend when u cant even look a dog in the eye??
>>337756436
Kek. Sweet dog.
>>337757810
oh shit waddup
>>337756457
To add to what you said, human interpretation of the the way dogs emote is often flawed.
>>337757862
brehs
>>337757810
Anon, this might come off as a surprise, but I fear you have been bamboozled why whoever sold you those "dogs".
They're actually french people.
>>337757810
they look fresh.
>>337757307
This is wrong. Dogs are one of the few species of animal that will actually make eye contact with you, and use it to learn whats happening around them. There is nothing wrong with looking a dog in the eyes even if its a random dog you have never encountered.
Staring or glaring at them however is considered aggressive.
>>337757862
why is this image flipped
>>337757929
TOKYO IS ON FIRE
>>337757795
Depends on the dog
I have three of them and one will look away after a couple seconds, one doesn't really give a shit in the first place, and one will stare back forever and occasionally bark at me or try to get me to play with him if he isn't too sleepy
>>337754665
Mystical Ninja: Starring Goemon?
>>337757929
NO ONE SLEEP IN TOKYO
>>337757307
But doges always look me in the eye. It would make me look like a bitch if I didn't do it back.
>>337757929
Doggo needs a way to unwind after a day at work.
>>337757795
I think eye contact is either aggressive or extremely affectionate when it comes to dogs.
>>337757862
BREHS
>>337757770
I lol'd
>>337758063
what you said is correct for dogs that you own and raise, but a lot of dogs will become aggressive when direct, prolonged eye contact is made.
>tfw my dog died nearly 2 years ago
I miss you, Red.
>>337758441
He probably killed himself because you named it Red
>>337758441
red is a color not a doge
faggot
>>337755018
VIdogAMES
>>337758510
>>337758594
maybe he was a red dog DUMPASSES
>>337758441
his last name better have been foreman. or fuck you
HELP GUYS. DOGO IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!
>>337758323
Hence staring or glaring. I have never met a dog that got aggressive from me looking at him for a bit, unless the dog possessed an aggressive temperament, was mistreated or agressive breed.
>>337758510
>>337758594
>giving a dog a simple name is bad
What queer names do you give your cats faggots?
>>337758709
DOGS CAN'T BE RED THEY ARE DOG COLORD
Are dogs video games??
oh well picture of dog from work
Demons killed your dog
What you gonna do, anon?
r8 my cat /v/
>>337758756
Mr. Wisker the Litter Fister
what the fuck else would you name it
Abusing animals??
well that's a damn....
>>337758441
>Red
Keeping it vidya
>>337754665
>final boss is all the previous saviors combined
>after you kill it, you take the thing they died to protect for yourself
>you are now the savior of the "villains"
>>337758756
Red.
>>337758756
misty
cuz of pokemon
>>337758756
Blue
>>337756335
>>337758905
great, it is ugly. 8/10
>>337758756
Bruno, Rusty and Jack are/were mine.
Red is hella stupid though.
post dogs
>>337758915
Of course you would, fuccboi
>>337758963
>>337759015
>(You)
>>337758974
>pokemon
Can't be gayer if you tried
>>337759108
Are you a fucking 30 year old widow?
>>337758675
not Sleeping Dogs.jpg
>>337754665
>>337758756
2 cat's laverne and shirley
>>337757579
A big fat mistake.
>it's a 'dogs are smarter than cats' episode
My answered calls by name and knew when I was happy/sad far better than any dog I've ever owned or play with.
Just because you ignore your fucking cats and raise them like strangers doesn't mean they can't learn just as easily as dogs can.
>>337758513
oh shit waddup
>>337758756
>not naming your pets after composers
It's like you don't want to achieve euphoria
>>337758756
Bastet
>>337759348
>lying on the internet
>>337758756
I named my cat Max, desu.
>he doesn't own a pig
>>337759416
>not naming your dog Achilles so you can annoy people by making the same "heel" joke way too many timeswhich makes it even funnier
>>337759353
I will never have then style of that dog...
>not owning a hedgehog
>>337756237
>free_shrugs.jpg
>>337759731
>16
Go to bed Lauren.
>>337757914
That always confused me. Dogs can apparently tell our general mood from facial expressions, they'll even do stuff like look in the direction we point. Why can't we get theirs?
>tfw had to put 13 year old doberman down last week
its not fair guys
>>337759618
I like you.
>>337759618
I like the way you think, anon
>>337759556
I do. She just got done shedding her winter coat, that fuckin' hairs a bitch to clean.
>>337759556
>ywn own a little piggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f3RkpTnS7I
>>337759792
>>337756231
Cats ain't bitches.
>>337759841
iktf bro
my cat finally bit it a few months ago
at least yours went peacefully, right?
>>337757795
its a well documented fact that prolonged eye contact with dogs promotes the rapid degradation of their brain cells, leading to death in as little as 3 minutes
>>337759841
looks like it's (d)over, man
>>337759416
why are they holding a baby monkey?
>>337756335
Not trying to judge you bro, but I'm pretty sure that's a ferret
>>337758756
Sophie.
>>337760152
Because they want to have 2 pets.
Even the dog knows it's a bad idea, just look at it's expression
>>337759841
my dog died by a heart attack because he was fat and I know that it was my fault.
I feel like crap everytime that I remember it...
You have 20 seconds to give me 1 million dollars or cat is kill for the glory of Alah
This is a serious Isis threat
>>337760307
Why the fuck does every unimaginative pleb name their pets sophie or chloey
Rate`emthe middle one died this february
>>337760104
btw i need the original dog eating bees picture
i thought it was a well established meme but i cant find it anywhere online
>>337758756
meet Sloane
Black lab
>>337760369
That's a nice clock.
>>337760369
No negotiations.
>>337754665
Or better yet,
>Next game involves resurrecting the same guy
>Game goes out of its way to point out how he REALLY IS BAD GUYS
>>337760454
Was it cause of the ring video curse?
>>337760407
Whats wrong with it? Its a cute name.
I NEED SHENANIGANS
DOG SHENANIGANS
>>337759416
I name mine after authors and writers
>>337760585
It's also the name of every basic bitch lake trash middle class girl in America
>>337760549
Radical larry pet her
also some cerebral inflammation and heart problems
>>337760454
Did it die due to Parkinson's?
>>337760594
Google tells me these are shenanigans.
>doggo thread
This is Gary. He doesn't know he's ugly as fuck but he's my nigga
>>337760667
Well im not American so i wouldnt relate.
>>337760687
kinda
Walker hound master race.
>>337760454
thats clearly just one dog side stepping extremely quickly
>>337760667
>Radical larry
What is lake trash?
>>337760767
FINE
>>337760603
Gimme some examples, anon
While i'm not a pet owner, i've always wanted a dog named Amadeus
It's a fucking dumb name, but i like it
It's not as typical as Mozart or Beethoven, and Wolfgang is just an awful joke
>>337754665
>tfw your dog is getting old
>>337760882
I didn't green text that....
>>337760882
upper middle class people who grow up in lake communities. They're usually leathery from tanning too much. Basically another word for a spoiled, vapid, pretentious person.
>>337757929
>>337758513
oh shit waddup
>>337760454
schnauzers a best
>>337760827
Well, now i feel like an ass
What was the dog's name
>>337760667
You ok?
>>337758919
>Written like tumbler post
>Tumbler jiff
>filename to mislead
Please stop posting immediately.
>>337755014
r8 doge
>>337761151
No.
Akita master race
>>337758756
I named my Shiba Inu Shiva.
>>337759731
I want to boop the snoot
>>337761230
Adorable/10
>>337756237
Guys, the thermal drill
>>337760747
I made that thing for my geman shepper
I didn't work... so sad...
>>337759416
where's the caption where the dog says
"You NEED to start asking questions dave"
>>337759556
pigs are the best
I wish pork wasn't in everything
>>337757770
How does it feel knowing that your Cat is probably older than most posters on this board?
>>337757045
neoscavenger.jpg
>>337761230
>dog clothing
Come on, dude.
>have a pug and pitbull
>they're both dumb as rocksbut i love them anyways
>>337756231
>three cats
Impossible
Where are the rest of them?
>>337757795
My black lab refuses to establish eye contact. If I look at him he looks away.
My pomeranian/lab mutt doesn't give a flying fuck about anything and either won't really notice I'm looking at him, try to jump into my lap (even though he's fucking massive) or get bored and leave.
My basset/australian shepard mix will just look at me and bark to be petted, then leave if I don't pet him and go sleep somewhere (fatass)
My terrier/lab mix will look at me and bark, try to jump into my lap, or look away. It varies.
>>337760325
kek'd
>>337761773
It was a christmas gift
It was pretty cute but she doesnt fit in it anymore
>>337756436
Wow! The dog taught his nigger a trick!
>>337756335
What happened to your dog?
>>337758756Oreo;^)
>>337758756
I have 4 cats
Jennifer
Persephone
Sebastian
Wolf
2 are puns
Pets are fucking stupid. End your lives.
>>337758756
>not naming your cat satanas
>>337761990
THIS
They are ticking time bombs of emotion and shit
>>337758756
Orty
and its son is called Jr.
>>337761274
They're nigh impossible to get where I'm from, as well as shibas.
I want one so bad.
>>337761942
seBASTian i can get
Is Persephone a pun about the breed or is Wolf the pun because it's a cat named wolf?
>>337761935
fucking this
the colored boy is obviously a stray
>>337761935
Oh fuck off it was funny
>that one guy who talks about keeping otters as pets hasn't posted yet
0/10 thread
>>337761935
Try and suggest that a nigger can learn one on /pol/.
>>337762167
My aunt's husband was stationed in Japan and they ended up getting a Shiba.
Lived to 20, real sweet guy, apparently was super affectionate towards small animals, they got rats as pets as well and he loved them.
He accidentally scared one to death when he barked happily at it.
>>337762181
There's actually four puns
PURRsephone
JenniFUR
SeBASTion
Wolf's actual name is Wolfgang
1/3
![enhanced-19466-1406583853-8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qmsS7ja.jpg "enhanced-19466-1406583853-8[1].jpg")
>>337760104
this one?
QUICK
r8 my pupper
>pure border collie master race
>>337756231
looks like they gonna fuck you up m8
>this thread
>>337762473
sadboy
>>337762363
I WANT ONE SO BAD
HOLD ME
>>337758756
Taz
Bambi
DaisyTabitha
>>337762412
nah its just like the one i posted but with a normal cartoon dog instead of a resident evil one
>>337762412
Looks a lot like a disney dog
>>337756237
Sleep tight pepperoni
>>337754665
>Assassins creed 3 ending
>Minerva tells you that Juno just wants to cuck your shit up and become a hulking menance against the world and enslave manking
>She says its better that you just let the world get fucked and start anew tho the cycle will repeat again
>Choose option 2 and now allow crazy bitch free
I seriously fucking hate ubisoft.
>>337762541
lmao what fag paints nails?
what megafag pains nails into niggers?
>>337761935
but it was actually funny you over-sensitivesafe-spacer
>>337762598
>>337762554
FOURTEEN HUNDRED NINETY NINE AMERICAN US DOLLARS
They got theirs for what amounted to about 300 US dollars, but that was 30 years ago now.
I actually haven't checked the price of a Shiba in the States in a while now. I bet they're more than 1500 now too.
>>337762598
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>337762807
Whadayamean he flew great it was the landing that was so messy.
>>337761882
fuckk off tard
spaghet
>>337759810
probably because they spent most of their time with humans trying to relate to us better, and we spend most of our time only paying attention to them when they either want to play, need something, or make a mess.
![nEaRVlO[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ih9i9Sw.png "nEaRVlO[1].png")
>>337756335
>>337762379
You said 2 were puns you lying sack of shit
>>337758083
Copyright
>>337761654
fuck off sweden
>>337763049
I'll be honest, I only thought there were 2, possibly 3 puns.I didn't make the SeBASTion connection when I named him
>>337762969
Something wrong with that bottom left doggo. Never seen one with such strange eyes.
>>337763167
What made you name the cat Wolfgang?
>>337755018
It was my dogs birthday last weekend
>>337763476
happy birthday pupper
>>337762502
I bet I could kick that pupper's ass in any xbox game
>>337763194
uncle androoooossss!
Does anyone have that image of the floofy dog with a birthday cupcake.
>>337763528
she was playing sfIV on pc
>>337763431
It was the name of my favorite cat before him, he had the same markings and personalitysans skin with reduced sensitivity due to being dragged behind a car as a kitten and requiring skin graphs
>>337758441
Did his rival, blue, come along and kill him
>>337763628
I'll mess your doggo the h*ck up.
I'll play him RIGHT NOW
>tfw you named your dog Totodile
I think my parents were just happy they could shorten it to "Toto" and nobody would know the truth.
>>337755018
>>337762675
It's a girl you dip.
>tfw your dog will live foreverHe is 15 years old and weak as fuck, jesus /v/ I dont want him to die
>>337763896
I once lived with a woman who had a cat named Squirtle, whom her kids named. I thought he was named after the soda Squirt, because she called him Squirty.
Even Lovecraft knew Cats were superior.
>>337762772
Don't go to pet shops jesus fucking Christ. Keep a look out on pet adoption sites or visit animal shelters. My brother got his Shiba from a litter of 5 that we found on a pet adoption website.
>>337763924
Nonsense
Those aren't intelligent enough to be capable of posting on the internet
>>337757810
YOU THINK I'M GOING TO EAT MY GREENS?! I WANTED TENDIES!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>337764010
lovecraft's a hack
>>337763883
bitch, she's a gief main, good fucking luck
>>337762195
top kek
>>337764010
Autist didn't understand dogs, what a fucking surprise
>>337764010
Cats are for women.
>>337759731
It compliments your thick framed glasses and undercut well.
Do you pet him while listening to vinyl?
>>337764010
Lovecraft was a fag and so are you. Both cats and dogs make great pets.
>>337764010
Yeah lovecraft is really good at making stuff up.
