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2016-05-15 16:49:11 Post No. 337696459
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2016-05-15 16:49:11
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>be me, around my 30s
>just woke up, high as shit boi
>i have a russian friend has a cousin looking for anytype of work, illegal included
>call him over
>not even 3 seconds after hes at the door ringing
>has he been out there the whole time?
>just forget about it theres work to be done
>tell him to park in the back alleyway incase this drug deal goes sour
>it does, they escape out the back
>hear a fucking grenade go off, dirty slavic cousin comes back with my car dented and bloody handmarks on the hood
>keep quiet cause he did what was nessessary
>we go to another deal and i give him a glock if things go bad
>we get to the place and throws out the glock pulling out an ak 47 from his track pants brutally annihalting everyone in the living room
>typical slav i guess?
>he then moves on to the kitchen and brings out a fucking rocket launcher
>BOMBOCLAT.JPEG
>competition is extinct, my high is gone and i just give him my number cause in scared shitless, hope he never calls
>week passes, its him
>he calls to get something to eat and hes out there in 3 seconds
>lord help me, please.
>he pulls out a shitty kyocera phone and transforms my cadillac into a military grade death chopper
>what slavic sorcery is this
>for the next hour he goes out on a russian rampage taking 50% of the city's policevunit and didnt take me out to dinner
>mfw this still happens every wednesday since 2007
