Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the senator.
>>337654637
I take it he was agreeable?
>>337654774
Wouldn't it pop the moment you tried to stick your dick inside due to the friction?
>>337654774
holy shit, brilliant
>>337654774
brb
>>337654915
you lube it
>>337654774
i tried this, not that great
>>337654797
Oh yes!
>>337655016
what went wrong?
>>337654774
Desperate. Your turn.
>>337654774
what's funny to me is that someone is holding the camera the entire time
>>337654797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiWR_Cga9HQ
>>337655016
I can't help but chuckle that you went to the clinic to steal some gloves or bought your own latex glove box.
Went home excited to start doing the step-by-step process.
And once you stuck your dick inside you weren't phased.
That's just...
fucking fantastic
>>337654774
How come it doesn't explode?
>>337655142
You're rubbing your dick against a lubed up balloon. You may as well just dump some astroglide on two beach balls and hump that.
>>337654774
>>337654774
i wanna fuck that
>>337654637
Why contain it? S'cool!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvtUCUM9yCU
>Hack Pritchard's computer
>realize the reason he's a douche to you isPicus told him his idea for a show about himself was shit and recommended a show about an ex-cop instead
>>337655163
>>337655243
its like poetry
i mean come on man how deviant do you have to be, I dont judge but thats some thirsty shit right there
A bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world... But the world left them behind long ago. WE are the future...
>>337655142
I don't think you need to be all that imaginative to think that lubed up latex probably isn't going to stimulate you.
There's no friction between you or your cock, so how's it going to help? You wouldn't even have to do all that specific shit to feel the same effect. Literally just put the glove on, put lube on it and jack yourself off to feel the same effect. But at least the grip of your hand will help it somewhat.
>>337655529
Curiosity. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>337655546
Except the air the pumps around the middle finger socket and the fact that most guys have dicks bigger than their middle finger probably makes it feel a little better.
The tightness of the middle finger socket aided by the air inside the balloon pushing aside your dick while the latex expands to fit your dick has to be worth something.
I guess it depends on the size of the glove. I wouldn't use lube for it. Someone just wet the balloon with a moist towel so it isn't AS slippery.
>>337655926
I usually use hair conditioner for lube, it's oil based so it doesn't burn your dick like shampoo, and it leaves your dick smelling pretty good as well as smoothing your pubes.
>>337655926
You still wouldn't need all the shit. You might as well just fuck a plastic filled with just enough water to be displaced by your penis with the top rubber-banded with a condom.
Water pressure > air pressure
>>337655926
>>337656065
>>337656079
Just use a vacuum
>>337656248
that sounds dangerous
>>337656248
This kills the dick
>>337654637
>>337654774
OH YES!
>>337656640
Soon I will leave this body and death will have no meaning.
>>337655016
How rough were you with it?
Did it ever pop?
>>337654774
post link to video
>>337655243
Not him, but I did the same type of shit when I was 12 with the gloves trying any combo to basically give me a sex toy.
>>337656317
Can't be any worse than using WD-40 as lube.
>>337656248
Tried this once but my dick was too big to fit in the hose. Didn't get that much stimulation from the suction to begin with.
If I wasn't a neet(and couldn't get laid for whatever reason) I'd probably buy a goat milker and follow a guide to mod it.
>>337660075
>a goat milker
you sound like an expert on this subject
>>337655546
I want to be Zero's plaything
>>337661232Futas strapped into machines is my fetish.
lel
>>337656248
i tried that once and it felt awful, NEVER do that.
>>337654637
FTW - Fuck the world
>>337662554
m'nigger
>>337665217
sauce plz!!! major is my waifu
>>337665217
>>337662554
>futas
>>337654774
Pooltoy fetishism is weird.
>>337654637
>Spain is her asshole
>>337655529
It's a good way to kill an hour when you live in the suburbs and eveyone is Christian and doesn't drink or drug.
