This is a western 37 year old woman.
Say something nice to her, /v/!
>>337650108sexher
m'lady
>>337650108
She has very nice skin for a 37 year old.
You're very pretty! But personally I prefer Mei. We can still be friends, right?
>>337650108
Hag
>>337650108
Would you like some Christmas Cake?
>>337650108
I love you
Mercy is the best heal slut
>>337650259
I beg your pardon?
>>337650332
Falling in love with a fictional character isn't healthy.
>>337650108
>western
Isn't she European?
>>337650464
Swiss, still counts as Western.
>>337650440
Hasn't stopped this man from getting his waifu into Louis Vutton
>>337650571
Germany is Western, now?
>>337650108
She is one half of the best girl combo
>>337650440
What if I'm also a fictional character in the same universe?
>>337650724
>>337650917
I'm gonna need more of that and this stuff.
The look on Pharah's face in mine will always make me feel things.
>>337650724
>implying
>>337650108
i *really* want to suck her big, fat, smelly dick.
>>337650108
glass her
>>337651052
Now now Amelie, just because Gerard was up for your corruption into murder fetish doesn't mean everyone is.
>>337651003
>tfw no Egyptian goddess will ever look at you that way
>>337650917
>laughing whores.jpg
>>337650701
>infinite ammo
>flying
>shielding
>ass
>face
any other reasons?
>>337651313
You forgot her plastic surgery
>>337651260
>tfw nobody will ever look at you that way
>>337651260
>you will never get /fit/ with Pharah
I can still get /fit/ for her though. Squats for Pharah.
>>337650709
what do you mean NOW?
>>337650440
So is drinking coke or alcohol. So is smoking. So is playing vidya all day.
Everyone has bad habits.
At least your fans aren't Meifags
>>337650108
I have a fetish for spunky/assertive/cute women and Tracer was pretty much made specifically for my tastes. I think this game officially turned me into a waifufag. And Pharah looks exactly like this girl I had the hots for in college. Blizzard must have some wizards working over there.
>>337651376
Surgeries are for 3DPD. 2D woman don't have surgeries and never wear makeup.
I'dfuckthe blonde out of her hair andhugthe blue out of her eyes
>>337650108
I bet you taste as good as you look
>>337651536
>Gook
>popular gook
>implying she didn't have surgery
Come on anon, don't be like that. It's apart of her.
Time for the pixiv waifu update
![Reaper_Skin_Blackwatch_Reyes[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/In4BRfU.jpg "Reaper_Skin_Blackwatch_Reyes[1].jpg")
>>337650108
T A C O ' D
A
C
O
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D
>>337651565
Two great tastes that taste great together
Something something somebody getting butthurt about /u/ and racemixing something something
>>337651815
Who is that nigger anyways? Is he a reference to something?
>>337651815
Nah bruh, it's the other way around. He got gassed
>>337651889
It's Reaper before he became....Reaper
Mercy is CUTE
CUTE
>>337651889
Reaper is an angry spic pissed off at Overwatch because they didn't dick ride him enough when he was alive.
>>337651889
Come on man, he's a spic.
>>337651003
>Being on the battlefield with my lover like this immerses me in a special feeling. I like it.
>>337650108
This game has perfect women of every taste, they literally took every popular fetish and brought the apex of each one.
> Tracer
Spunky hottie with a hot accent and attitude.
> Amelia
Hot femme fatale with an amazing ass and seductive smirk
> D.va
Weeaboo girl, took the best out of evangelion and Megaman and gave it a godly ass.
> Mei
THICC CUTIE
> Mercy
Valkyrie armor, MILF aryan blonde, Healslut with amazing tits.
> Pharah
Samus armor, Egyptian dark skin with the cleopatra look.
Hell even the Bulldyke has some attractive features.
>>337651996
You're gay
GAY
>>337652154
I literally think nobody would have a problem with Zarya if it weren't for her fucking hair. You might not even need to change the styling, just have it be a natural fucking color.
Mercy is LEWD
LEWD
It's High Noon...
>>337652268
Truer words have never been spoken
>>337650219
chubby chaser
>>337650108
>This is a western 37 year old woman.
That is a drawing and looks more eastern than western.
>>337652268
This nigga might be on to something
Pharah is
well
She's certainly something
>>337650108
She use nanomachine to keep herself young
>>337652154
So where are the big tits? MY FETISH IS BIG TITTIES GOD DAMNIT
>>337650724
>>337650701
How does it feel knowing that D.Va has slept with all sorts of dirty old men in the industry to get to where she is?
How does it feel knowing D.Vas pussy has been pounded by managers, promoters and sponsors?
You guys dont mind sloppy seconds right?
>>337651889
It's John Freeman.
Why are you so useless?
So who's ready for Pharah's ultraMILF of a mom to become a playable character? She's shown off in so much art that it's almost an inevitability.
>>337652809
She is not an idol or singer, she a pro gamer. Read the lore.
>>337652718
Right here anon! Thick QT Mei is for you
>>337652797
That Mercy face wigs me out a little bit. That's not my merciful angel.
>>337650219
>tha cou haf gone bettuh
>>337652718
Mei, and maybe Pharah if we ever seen her out of the goddamn Varia suit. Proportionally, Mercy might qualify as having big tits if her outfit compresses them a bit. Symmetra might as well though she'd be like Mercy.
>>337652948
Mei is fat though. And she is a midget. And she wears tumblr glasses.
I don't even want her.
>>337652809
>he thinks D.Va is a idol
top kek retard
>>337650108
Pharah and Mercy will forever be stuck under the shadows of Tracer and Widowmaker.
Maybe until Blizzard does something stupid with the lore and ruin either of them.
>>337651313
>ass face
>>337651376
That explains it
>>337653015
I wish I had saved those poses an anon made of Mercy. She really has quite the pair of tits on her. It's just not quite as apparent as it could be with the white on white.
>>337652809
She got where she was by being good at vidya, dumbass.
>>337653057
Where did this fat meme start anon? She just has massive warm clothing on
>>337653148
I certainly would want her ass on my face.
>>337652915
>pro gamer
Don't forget that she's also a twitch slut.
>>337652906
I would love it but there's not much too support getting back into a warzone at 60. Doesn't have power armor like Reinhardt, wasn't a successful super soldier like 76, or even an abomination against nature like Reaper.
>>337650108
Y-You smell nice...
>>337653107
>Mercy and Pharah of all people
>ever in anything's shadow
>>337652418
>russia and china girlmance
I can dig it
>>337653156
I think I got one or two. Nope, just this one and the ass comparison chart involving most of the girls.
>>337653213
Blame sfm animators, tumbleh, and non-thin posters. They saw her model's ass and thought she couldn't be curvy without being chubby.
>>337652560
>dat facepaint
>dat hairstyle
>dat armor
best skin in the whole game
>>337653258
I dont dislike them, but it's pretty dishonest to say they're even on the same plane of popularity as Tracer and Widow.
I think their downside is that theyre just too normal. Other than the implied bad relations Pharah has with mommy, there is nothing going on with them as far as interactions are concerned. They could just be two friends/lovers/colleagues doing what old people do, doing their jobs and following a boring daily routine.
>>337652268
If it were a natural color, it'd be fine.
If her roots weren't pink, it'd also be fine in my eyes, but some might not like it still.
It's the fact that her ENTIRE SCALP is pink that irks me.
I want to love her because she's fun, challenging, and Russian caricatures are funny, but I don't like the hair and I don't like how she looks in her winter costume.
>>337653437
I saw someone earlier have the ridiculous balls to post that Pharah has the worst skins in the game.
That's about as far from the truth as you can get.
>>337653491
Nigger I was making a flight joke calm your titties
>>337653437
True
>>337653213
Would Blizzard retcon her into being actually fat due to popular demand?
Is there a precedent for such a thing?
>>337653573
>>337652560
REMIND NOIRE WIDOWMAKER IS STILL THE BEST SKIN IN THE GAME
>>337653573
>>337653437
>mfw I got that skin during the open beta from a box and I will probably have to grind tokens to unlock it
>>337652906
>>337653220
oh we're getting her, but she's going to be masked and they're going to pretend they dont know who she is like 76 or reaper
>>337653213
It's not a meme she's really fat.
Just look at the in game model and you notice that she wear tights and you can see that her legs are nearly obese level of fatness.
>>337653648
>Those hair cables
Try again, Huntress/Comtesse is top tier but Noire is middling to low.
>>337653437
>>337653573
Raindance is superior
>>337653648
Maybe if she didn't have that thing bolted onto her head
>>337653658
Holy shit I never saw the blue version. I really dig it. They're both nice for different reasons.
>>337653729
Impossible. The normal flesh color for Widowmaker looks fucking awful. Especially the lipstick.
>>337653658
>I can be your angle
>>337653573
>or yuor devil
>>337650219
This artist fucking butchered her face. 2/10
>>337653718
I still don't see it, it looks like she just has really thick thighs and ass. from this angle especially you see that her body isnt like a muffin top or anything
>>337652915
>female pro gamer
so shes a slut?
>>337653182
so shes a slut?
>>337653679
>reaper
Doesn't everyone acknowledge who Reaper is?
>>337653886
What's wrong anon don't you like HER NOSE?
HER NOOOOOOOSE
>>337653648
it's so much better as a character design than the default it's hilarious
the noire skin:
>black with a red hourglass midsection, evoking the black widow
>corded helmet reveals her brainwashed background
>dark outfit brings out her unnatural skin tone
>cool cyberpunk visor
the default:
>ridiculous, superfluous cutouts on the front and back
>shiny and purple, making her look like a big dildo and blending with her skin
>lame cartoon lenses for the helmet
>>337653773
It looks great
>>337653679
Wouldn't explain how she could keep up physically unless she got the raiden treatment or maybe became a supa soldier like Jack.
>>337653936
The original team? Yeah for the most part, Mercy too since she was Dr.Frankenstein to his monster. Everyone else just makes fun of him.
>>337653936
He means their real identities.
I think only Winston knows who 76 is and only Mercy knows Reaper is the Mexican
>>337653936
Yeah they all know he's that beaner who felt 76 was a shitty leader.
>>337653863
i can be your angle
>>337653909
I'm overweight myself and my legs are not even close to that size.
That fatness on her legs are close if not obese.
>>337654078
No, both McCree and 76 know who Reaper is, I was pretty sure most characters did.
>>337650108
>>337650332
Stop shilling your garbage art
>>337654095
or yuor devil
>>337654024
For sure. I didnt even think about the color for the black widow spider. It's just a tighter design all together and gives off the secret agent look better
The normal outfit just reeks lazy sleaze.
>>337654095
Honestly, Mercy isn't a terribly imaginative design. A pretty blonde doctor with blue eyes, evoking the image of an angel.
But goddamn it hits the target.
>>337654042
>missiles are arrowheads
10/10.
I want to invite Mercy on an afternoon date for tea and swiss rolls
>>337654164
The ones that don't might be the yakuza bros, Zarya, D.va, Mei, Pharah, Zen, Symmetra, Lucio, Junk and hog. Widow is debatable since it depends on Talon's brainwashing. Pretty sure Tracer doesn't comment on it outside of making fun of his edge, so she's up to debate.
>>337650464
Keep reaching for that gold star, anon. One day you'll reach levels of mental retardation no one has ever dared to dream of before.
>>337654057
I would be shocked if Sombra wasn't Pharah's mom
there's no way they'd show off a character so much (who also has a sniper rifle) and have them go missing and then introduce another character who HAPPENS to also have a sniper and HAPPENS to conceal HER identity
maybe if this wasn't a Blizzard game i'd have room for doubt
>>337654309
Holy shit I'm glad you pointed that out. I never would have even thought to look at them.
Play of the game is a tjorborns turret getting kills
Play of the game is bastion camping
Play of the game is BONG BONG BONG YOOOO ARROW
Play of the game is JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>>337652797
Sauce?
>>337654095
Guess I'll need my protractor then
:^)
>>337654445
mercytaunt.gif
fuck
>>337654369
You forgot matching their color scheme if Sombra keeps the blue and black, but I getcha. I still keep some room for doubt because of inevitable disappointment. God if she is, I hope there's an eventual Ana skin.
>>337654403
>Hating on my nigga Torbjörn
>Not wanting to be at the perfect height in game to get full view of Widow's ass
>>337654351
Yeah but none of those people outside of maybe Mei or Pharah would have any reason to know or care about Reaper or his original identity.
Anyone who has a reason to give a shit already knows.
>>337654403
>play of the game is Reaper DIE DIE DIE
>>337650870
Then it's okay, assuming you're Reinhardt.
Anyone else is not OTP.
>>337654352
Yeah yeah I'm well aware of the terrible definition for the "western" side of the world
Only stupid fucks still use it
>>337654531
I really need them to keep the Eye of Ra on her at least. It's too cool of a detail.
>>337652112
Finally a Play of the Game that actually looks interesting.
Am I the only person who is disappointing about infinite ammo?
Conservation and scalping was one of the good things about TF2
>>337654798
You die too quickly in this game so not like it matters.
>>337650709
did you go to high school?
>>337654698
If they go full on Sombra=Ana and give her a pre-Sombra skin they definitely should. It'd be too much to hope that all of her banter lines would change as well.
>>337654798
>running out of ammo in tf2
>ever
>>337653648
>this skin is gonna be retarded rare in 5 years
>>337654798
limited ammo is either irrelevant or annoying, and Overwatch is fine without it
what's really important is clip size and reload times
>>337654798
this game has Mobile iOS formula of quick game and casualized everything else. Wouldnt suprised if they plan iOS version of this
>>337654879
fuck sorry, meant to reply to the other dude
>>337654886
More of Pharah getting salty
>>337654095
Cringe
>>337655136
You don't know what that word means.
>>337654173
nice mem
no, really
>>337654165
>if you talk about liking a game you are a "shill"
>if you post anything you are "shilling" that person's art
Is there anything I can do here without being a fucking shill?
>>337655010
>Pharah and her mom being catty toward each other
Help me you waifu autists what is the source of the video at 1:43
https://youtu.be/wDfPCxVMrY4?t=103
>>337654798
When was the last time you ran out of ammo in TF2?
Exactly.
>>337651313
>ass
what ass
>>337654445
>>337655136
I should remember to greentext in order to reference a maymay.
I have failed this day.
>>337655289
aw shucks
>>337655369
>tfw they'll never hug it out
This is the worst, how could blizzard make such things?
>>337655401
Soldiers, Heavies and Demomen run out of ammo in their primaries
Engineer also really needs it as a resource, the Engie in Overwatch has virtually no resource management.
>>337655369
>Pharah, her mom, and Mercy all on the same team
>shit gets even more awkward
Or any of the older Overwatchers really.
>>337655565
Which engie? The dwarf, tech support, or the turret?
>>337655565
>Soldiers, Heavies and Demomen run out of ammo in their primaries
Except they don't.
>Engineer also really needs it as a resource
Yeah so he he builds his shit near an ammo spawn.
The class which actually gotten the most use out of ammo packs was the fucking spy, and he doesn't exist in OW.
>>337655565
the only real issue with unlimited ammo there is heavie's minigun, which Overwatch has no equivalent of
>>337655208
>Doesn't know how to spell angel proper
>Fucked up "your"
>A typical post an edgy femanon teen would type up
Cringe
>>337650219
Imma get notETZ to draw some Overwatch Mei.
Imma do it.
>>337655672
Torj.
The guy who only has one building which he can upgrade to max level in 5 seconds.
>>337655542
Pharah is a good girl. Make sure you let her know that.
Because her mom didn't.
>>337655763
>I can't have fun or get jokes.
Official Overwatch girl tier lists:
Top tier:
D.Va
Mercy
Mei
Pharah
Sorceress from D2 (forgot name)
Tracer
Widowmaker
Shit tier:
Actually playing the game instead of just masturbating to pornography.
Cmon senpai where my tickrate at
>>337655953
Why not both
>>337655878
Jesus Christ, this place really is reddit now
>>337650108
Y-you too.
>>337655953
Switch D'va and Mercy around and this is pretty well spot on.
>>337655801
level 2, yes, but turrets are WAY less threatening in OW than in TF2
The turret is really only a supplement to Torb's damage, not a replacement for him that he has to babysit like the Engineer's
>>337655953
wrong
true list, from best to worst girl
Angela
Mei-Ling
Fareeha
Hana
Amelie
Lena
Satya
Aleksandra
>>337655953
>fat pig
>top tier
Also who the fuck is
>Sorceress from D2 (forgot name)
>>337652268
that god awful hair is the only thin keeping her in garbage tier
>>337656193
I'm super down with blonde Zarya
>mercy will never team up with pharah to /ss/ with you
![IMD02tC[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0w8tYkp.jpg "IMD02tC[1].jpg")
>>337656193
It's amazing how much a color swap would improve her design so fucking much.
>>337651003
i bet that aside from being gay for each other that they are probably both also int bestiality
>>337656168
Oh hey I actually remember all their names
Weird
Don't really have a problem with Zarya's hair.
Is it because it reminds some of you of bottom dollar feminists?
>>337656193
It's like a lions mane
That's actually fucking amazing.
>>337656168
>using real names
>>337656292
Even if that gun were entirely Aluminium it'd weigh a good fucking 200 kilograms, i.e. more than the girl who's carrying it, and she's a big girl (for you)!
>>337656307
I think itsokay
But I play her because she's a beefcake, not because of her hair
>>337656307
That's just incidental to the fact that's it's just awful looking
>>337656294
Excuse me I'm the only one allowed to project my fetishes on them
>>337656404
Well her entire backstory is basically "I'm huge."
>>337656287
>not /ll/ you
That little girl Mercy saved is so lucky.
>>337650108
Can operate on me any day!
>>337650108
tfw you will never be mercy
>>337656193
i am more amazed about the small details of the gun having a little smut on the end
>>337654798
In a game where you die quickly anyway it makes it a nice mechanic to have
>>337650616
That video always makes me laugh. I wonder what his wife thinks of that
>>337656404
not suprising since I think she's supposed to be an SJW power fantasy, fix the hair and she can join the muscle girl fetish club
>>337656526
The fact that any hero's difficulty is above 1 star is baffling to me.
>Genji has a 3 star difficulty
>>337656287
>you will never be a little boy rescued from a wartorn country by Pharah and Mercy
>their concern for your wellbeing will never turn into motherly doting
>their motherly doting will never cross over into nursing handjobs from Mercy and rigidly structured Penis Inspection Days from Pharah
>>337651889
Yeah, a Spawn clone. Not that any of you kbow who that is.
>>337656738
Bastion should have a difficulty rating of 0 stars (and 3 PJSalts).
>>337650108
Hi, lady! W-Would I be able to see your feet real quick? Please?
>>337653437
>not gundam pharah
>>337656526
>Muh skill
Who cares?
>>337656904
Her glowing mouth with that skin flips me right the fuck out
>>337656683
tracer's face in this makes me kek every time it's posted
>>337656683
I...um...gonna need some sauce on that, anon
>>337656943
You mean eyes, right?
>>337657046
No, the eyes are cool.
She has a glowing transformers mouth that you only ever see during the POTG intro where she takes her helmet off.
>>337656905
Son, I am disappointed.
>>337657048
her mech probably smells like kimchi farts by the end of the day
koreans are the worst
>>337657048
Why does D.Va always seem like such a bitch?
>>337657007
There's not much but I believe in you anon. Here's an easier picture to reverse search with.
>>337656905
>muh skill
>overwatch
>skills at all
>>337657123
Why? People on /v/ circlejerk about "skill" in video games and X takes more skill than Y as if 90% of them aren't all shitters anyway.
>>337657172
Gamer Grill
>>337657048I really want her to step on my cock until I cum and call me a pervert while I lick her feet clean
>>337652906
>>337653220
>>337653679
Well, the game could use a third sniper class besides hanzo and Widow, so I'm down.
What kinda release schedule do you think dlc hero's will be?
>>337657172
Because she's a bratty girl that hasn't grown up and legitimately thinks her work with overwatch is a game.
>>337657172
This. Loads of gamers love to bantz, but in my experience Koreans are far more reserved in their offline dealings.
>>337652112
Blue board
BLUE BOARD
>>337657295
She's also an eceleb,.so she has to act like a cunt
>>337657275
Well out of the two or three they have in the works, Sombra's the closest to being done so maybe by the end of the summer. I just hope Sombra's sniper is treated like Mercy's staff and she can switch to another weapon.
>>337657223
>Mercy/Zarya
>>337657223
Anon. My heart. Oh god.
Natural hair color skins for Zarya when?
>>337657295
Obnoxious gamers are popular on all walks of land.
this is the world we live in.
>>337656943
I don't like it either but I can just change it so I never have to see it.
>>337650108
The only reason I haven't got a vasectomy is because one day mercy will be real and I am gonna get her so damn pregnant.
>>337657172
>>337657289
>>337654112
Legs or gtfo
>>337657360
I know, it hurt me too seeing it but the artist is one of the only ones that does Aleksandra justice.
>>337657363
Calm down, you aren't dead.
>>337651863
They're cute together
>>337653057
She's thick, maybe a little bit of a belly, but she's certainly not fat.
>>337657172
She's an MLG PRO STREAMER GIRL it's a wonder she's not more obnoxious
they could have made her say KAPPA after every line
>>337652112
MODS
>>337652112
I love how Hanzo looks as if he's imitating Widowmaker's gasp
>>337652560
the native american skins are shit because she's not even native american. at least keep it consistent
>>337657467
>those guns on Pharah
Whoa nelly I hope that shit catches on
>>337657529
They're fantastic, fuck off retard
>>337657223
>>337657465
Source located:orangekissess.tumblr
>>337654057
And I'm diamonds. Thanks anon!
>>337657364
Maybe a young version skin with a weightlifting outift and minus the scar and terrible hair
>>337657467
Uh no one is a goddesss and the other is a smelly nigger.
>>337656904
You fuckers always get the best skin wrong. Without fail.
>>337652112
Dat Genjdick.
>>337653573
I just noticed that Pharah has ankles as thick as twigs
wouldn't she snap both her legs after landing from flight
>>337657529
>muh appropriation
M-merci...
>>337651815
>>337657467
Mercy looks like a man.
This is an engineer
>>337657467
They are not lesbians, they just coworkers, who work very well together.
And yes, they occasionally tongue fuck each other, but only to relieve stress.
>>337652112
Man that's a bullshit Play of the Game.
>>337657624
It's also possible she has at least some cybernetic limbs.
>>337657467
Santa Maria, I hope Amari continues to be a muscle girl.
>>337657668
That Reinhardt victory pose is still the best
>>337657558
>people don't know OK
what the fucking shit I thought y'all were the masters of porn knowledge? How the fuck is OK not a known quantity to you by now?
>>337657668
Anon please, this cuts out the best part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiMJ-s4T16M&ab_channel=HippyReplays
