>its my birthday today
>24
>still a virgin
>still live at home
>no license
>no money to move
>live in the country and the best internet available is 800 ms ping minimum to any server
>cant even pirate games anymore because denuvo
should I just kill myself now /v/?
probably pal
>>337645680
Probably. I can't imagine life getting much better for you.
>>337645680
I was almost like you except my Father died when I was 27 and suddenly I was rich as fuck
But I doubt it is the same for you.
I still was homeless, por and had to stand my bitchy sister and mother for years along with having schizophrenia, so I didn't have it easy, but nobody does.
For me it has got better, but I still wish every time i went to sleep was the last one.
Life just sucks no matter what.
Whatever you decide, good luck anyways.
>>337645680
Why do you not have a license?
>>337645774
>>337645751
this
just kys
>>337645961
rich as fuck huh
how about some donations
>>337645680
Yes you are clearly at the bottom of the societal barrel. No free games? Literally hell.
>>337645680
I'll join you OP
Cant kill yourself until you beat Christopher Robin desu
>>337646049
I don't have a credit card, so by extension don't have a paypal.
I am rich, but I am also a school drop out, so the bastards don't give me credit.
Sorry nigga.
>>337646001
I guess I'm autistic or something. I lived in the city for 5 years with good internet and no need for a car. Moved here in august and now it's a necessity
>>337646348
you don't need a credit card to use paypal, just a bank account
>>337646348
Get a debit card?
>>337646692
My paypal doesn't accept my debit card.
Sucks to live in mexico.
I am gonna work on that, cause I really want to help anons like you.
If you want you can add me to skype, I am pokeblink.
I just want to help someone else so they don't have to suffer as much as I did, perhaps.
Hey its my birthday today too OP!
We can be alone on our birthdays, together!
>>337645680
Are you fat too?
>>337645680
>tfw 23 and most likely will be the exact same as OP in a year
welp
>>337646410
Try to find someone willing to teach you, that's what I did. You'll need a driver's permit though to drive with someone.
>>337647115
lol you're lying
>>337645680
>22
>No job
>No license
>Living with female friend I used to date and shit is awkward
>Had to leave pc behind when I moved
I feel you famalam. It gets better though. It has to.
Sounds like this thread would be more at home at
>>>/r9k/
Also you're preaching to the choir OP. Nobody here is going to be able to give you any worthwhile advice about getting your shit life together. Best thing would be to quit 4chan outright.
>>337647305
This
4chan is a cancer, and the sooner you get away from here the sooner your life will be better.
>>337647289
You're a literal leech.
>>337647273
Whatever you say nigga, I am gonna go to the bank monday to see if I can work something out.
I have nothing to prove here.
>Dont have a license
Nigga your state should have some practice tests you can take online.
Get your parents or whoever you live with to drive you out to an empty parking lot or park or someshit and practice driving.
Shits so easy. If you can beat the first boss in Dark Souls, you can drive.
>tfw 23 year old neet that's fucked three girls
>>337647424
will you buy me some steam games then :)
The best thing you can do is joining the Army.
They'll ship you fast and you'll most likely get stationed on post in country.
Most barracks internet today is provided by Boingo Wireless. Its not great but you'll get less than 80 ping on almost all US servers. Unlimited data for $50 a month.
You'll be back in your barracks room to jerk one off and play video games until you sleep around 15~1700 every work day depending on your unit.
>>337647585
Right now I am out of funds, perhaps later and if I can find some way to buy region free games, cause my steam region is set to Mexico, so I can't give away to Americans right now.
Maybe if you find the game in places that aren't steam, that accept paysafe cards, or if you can use paysafe cards I can give you a code so you buy whatever you want, that works too for me as it is anonymous money and 0 risk.
>>337647876
you could buy keys off g2a.com probably
>>337648097
I can't fucking register to check if they take paysafe.
Is the site bugged or some shit?
>tfw lost my virginity in marchto a guybecause we met at a furry convention
>>337645680
Well if you are studying for a degree or something then that's a good first step.
If not, quit being a NEET and get of 4chan right the fuck now.
>>337647876
>>337648745
How are you rich? How rich are you? Did you earn it through illegal means?
Doubt you'd help someone like me out.
>>337649725
Well I am not more than almost millionaire, but let's say I got enough to not work a single day of my life and still go by well.
So all I earn from my business I can donate without trouble.
I can't help everybody, but at least I try.
My sister and mother hate it, but I know your suffering and I want to help as much as possible.
I hate being ehre eating salmon and wine while you guys barely eat rice and beans or mc donalds if you are lucky, and much less afford games.
>>337649704
post story
>>337649704
Good work Anon.
>>337649704
Did you enjoy it? otherwise my condolences
>>337650032
My sister had a breakdown like yours did, she's getting better so i doubt its full on... but it's not the same sis i know.
Well i'm not going to beg if you are barely a millionare, you deserve it if you lived a bad life like you say.
I'm basically like OP except younger and can actually pirate shit. not have high ping. Going to fix the license thing though.
>>337650867
My had i thought you said your sis had schizo, I think you were referring to yourself. My condolences anon.
Not trying to be a leech, i don't take welfare, but not much i can do to earn cash while studying so.
>>337645680
>>still live at home
Where else would you live lmao
>>337650867
I swore I would dedicate my life to helping people if I ever had power and money.
That's why now i gotta do it. It is my destiny, and perhaps why I just can't leave yet.
>>337647401
I know, fag.
>>337651143
That's what i want to do as well.
>>337651030
Well some anon's go for an apartment right at 18 because they just wanna get away or can.
apartment's are straight terrible though
Was a neet for 8 years, anon. Dropped out of school. Father left. Etc.
Baby steps. Get your license. A part time job. A car. Take classes.
