Wait a minute...that card...
Finally a smart game for smart people such as myself
remember......that...card
>>337642362
>Take a trip to lighthouse with my wife's son
>Nobody there so we dick around
>kid plays with bells
>Next thing I know we're in Utopia
>Told about niggers ruining white society
>They actually do
This was my problem with the game. THE CITY WAS INCREDIBLY RACIST but the minorities WENT THERE. THEY COULD LEAVE ANYTIME but they just ruined everything for everybody.
I'm not white so I wouldn't be allowed but it was literally niggers walking into a white gated community and trashing the place up. THEN getting mad that people didn't like that shit even though they made the place worse.
What the fuck was I supposed to feel when I found out I'm going to help the people who practically ruined the city were the people discriminated against in the first place? If everybody hates you, why the hell are you there? Why the hell are you giving people more reasons to hate you?
Levin is a hack and "progressiveness" ruined what could have been a great game.
I'm going to need a loss edit of that card.
idgi, why is that pic posted all the time?
>>337644930
>Levin is a hack
He has always been a fucking retard
>>337642362
I have the card set as my phone lockscreen. Ironically, my friends aren't able to figure it out.
>>337645495
>my friends aren't able to figure it out.
imaginary friends can't use phones
>>337645637
Yeah well I had sex with your wife.
Wait a minute...
The Ashbringer...
>>337642362
i wasn't paying attention when this game came out, were people really getting stuck here or something?
>>337645794
My wife's son is dead.
>>337642362
>Trailer released
>Everyone's thinking this game gonna require some sort of memorization/puzzle shit
>Get card beginning of game
>try to memorize it
>3 hours later you're at the tower
>Oh fuck oh fuck what did the card say
>fuck it, press action key
Oh jesus fucking christ
>>337647378
https://youtu.be/i6sHnx7nl6I
>>337644930
I can't 95% of the game because when I finished it I was so fucking shocked of the terrible ending, holy shit. But, weren't blacks in Columbia slaves because it was a christian utopia? otherwise why the fuck they destroyed everything?
>>337648447
I can't remember*, sorry.
>nobody's posted the Jack Black webm yet
>"the only difference between comstock and daisy is the name"
this game is proof that you can wrap a turd in pretentiousness and watch it be called citizen kane
>>337642362
>>337648850
God I hated Sherlock so much.
>>337642362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg
here we go
>>337645207
>you need to have complete understanding of second-order quantum loop theory in order to write a sci-fi bullshit video game
Good thing none of you retards will ever come anywhere near a dev studio
>>337642362
Is this old meme week or something?
>>337649172
I always wait for this to be posted
>>337649396
>the story relies on sound fundamentals
>doesn't bother to learn them AT ALL
>story falls apart because of it
>tries to save itself by saying "W-well there's infibite uniblerses s-so anything can happen gouuuys!" like the retarded hacks they are
>story falls flat
>normies take it at face value and praise it
>I-it's good if you turn your brain off! Especially if you ignore the mediocre gameplay!
>>337642362
Wait a minute.... this thread...
>>337644930
i think it wasn't completely progressive though, since the blacks were portrayed as extremely violent rebels that just killed everyone out of spite. you even get to fuck them up and they became an enemy faction. The whole theme involving racial prejudice stuff was mostly thrown out the window when the story was more focused on that time travel bull shit
>>337642362
I was never able to get passed that part. Got myself a refund.
so is the purpose of this thread just to shit post or what?
>>337642362
