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>polygon takes 30 minutes to complete the first 5 minutes
>they disable all comments because people are laughing at them

Does anyone in that company even play games?

https://youtu.be/9yYp8ZeQ-I8
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>game reviewers
>actually playing video games
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Are there even good gaming news sites out there anymore? Only one i use is siliconera, but it's mostly j-stuff.
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>>337560060
How is it even possible to be that bad?
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>>337560060
It looks like they let someone play who never played a FPS before.
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>>337560060
>They get paid for this
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That's why they are games journalists.
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It's nice to see someone playing the new Doom with the old keyboard aiming.
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>>337560060
we've compared DSP's gameplay in another thread and he's way better, both are playing with controllers
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>>337560060
You know they did this on purpose so you'd link their shitty video everywhere and give them views right?
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>>337560060
>""""""journalists"""""" censuring the public in the comment + rating system disabled
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>>337560060
>can't even walk around and aim properly while watching
>can't even fucking aim
Doesn't even matter that he/she is using a controller, even with a controller you can do a million times better than this shit. Who played in the vid?
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>Polygon
[shaking my head intensifies]
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>>337561070
nichegamer
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>>337561327
Nice damage control.
I'm surprised the """"people"""" at polygon were able to solve the captcha.
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>>337561368
probably a strong womin/nu-male sjw who doesn't even care about video game.
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>>337560060
he's doing that on purpose, right?
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Reminder that games are being dumbed down because of retarded casuals like the guy in the video.
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>>337561420

Kill yourself
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>>337560060
dont watch the vid its a shill op is a shill
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This is the jerky motion of using only a keyboard, not even a mouse right?
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>>337560060
WHAT DID YOU EXCEPT FROM THIS KIND OF GUY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwg6RTjCH7g

SERIOUSLY
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>>337561448
Keep giving them youtube ad bucks with your false sense of superiority.
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>>337561538
It's also him in the OP?
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>>337560060
this looks like someone who has never played a game with a controller
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>>337560060
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>337561554
Why on Earth would I watch the fucking vid while I have webms and all the banter here on /v/?

I'm not into e-celeb trash, let alone people with brain palsy gameplay vids.
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>>337561554
>he doesnt use adblock
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>>337561613
this looks like someone who has never played a game*
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>>337561623
>>337561672
You are contributing to the viraling of the video, idiots.
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>>337561327
idk that's kind of a gamble and it would only get them so far
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>>337561485
One would assume that's the purpose of difficulty settings.
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>>337560060
christ
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It's a good thing they added in a melee auto kill button so people like this can play the game
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>>337561730

Please calm down stupid person
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>>337561538

This is the most pretentious video i have ever seen.

>Scared of a fucking virtual gun

Holy fucking shit, how can someone be this much of a pussy.
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>polygon
>hipster cucks who dont even play reviewing games for other hipster cucks
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>>337560060
>Does anyone in that company even play games?

No journalist do not play video games. they play games for 3 hours then make a review and then they have to tend to their kids and wive or husband
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>>337561805
no thats just bait to get a reaction out of normal people. His mom told me when I was cumming in her ass.
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>>337561730
And why is that a bad thing you fucking retard? That they get a small boost in money off it? You do realize the more people who see this the more will know Polygon knows jack shit about video games. This video is ultimately bad for them. They disabled comments and likes but kept the video because obviously they know they're going to get views off it, but they're too retarded to know how much damage it'll do in the long run.
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>>337561140
So anybody in the office?
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>>337561554
>>>337561730
literal marketer here, the amount of money they'd get from a single video would be pathetic
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>>337561070
>Are there even good gaming news sites out there anymore?

I only go to Easy Allies now and use use Allgamesdelta to filter out the announcements.
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>>337561864
>Marrying a game "journalist".
Somebody out there has it worse than the sempercucks from /r9k/.
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>>337560060

And you guys keep giving them more money with your views.

>muh adblock

Does not matter.
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>>337561736
No?
There's literally not a single game with actually good difficulty settings.
Most game's difficulty settings is basically just a HP slider.
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>>337561864
But it's their fucking jobs
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>>337561070
I go to IGN once in a while, they tend to steer clear of bullshit/drama and just do what they're supposed to do, inform and advertise about new releases
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>>337561957
I really can't imagine a full agency for a web video game magazine with no people at all who play/ed games. They might be casuals, but a general interest in the medium should be a job requirement.
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>>337561894
Any publicity is good publicity, child.
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>>337562083
Each view is literally less than 1/10th of one penny. Who cares, the people bitching here are going to create way more negative PR about them than they are going to make back in fucking youtube views.
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Christ... I am total shit at FPS games but even I'm better than that.
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>>337561085

I remember one time my uncle saw me playing fallout 3 and he wanted to try it out.
I loaded up a save and let him go at it.
He is the kind of person who hates being told how to do something. He really likes figuring shit out for himself.

I went to go make some food, came back 20 minutes later. My uncle had his character staring at the floor. 20 minutes in and he was still trying to figure out how to look around. It just wouldn't click. It made me realize just how ingrained this shit is in to us.

The last game he played before fallout 3 was centipede, back in 1980. Eventually he did manage to figure out how to look around. Though he still couldn't walk and look at the same time, he had to do one or the other.

He was still a more competent player than whoever the fuck they have over at Polygon
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>>337562138
>inform and advertise about new releases
You mean shill right? IGN are the ones that invented this retarded 9/10 average rating system that we have.
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>>337561327
link a webm and give it views? Start clearing those checks!
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There is no excuse for being that bad. Not even "b-but I'm using a controller," because even controller users play FPS's better then that.
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>>337561623
>>337561894
>>337562186
>hahaha these guys are so bad, let me see what other vids they have that I can make fun of
>OH MY GOD look at this guy bitching about guns in video games LMAO I'm going to link this to my phams at reddit and /v/ and we're all gonna enjoy the bantz together!

>meanwhile polygon gets millions of views and a nice paycheck for their bait videos
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>>337562186

ITs not about the money they get directly from it. Well its part of it.

But you are also giving them exposure, the more views, their videos have the more they get spread around.
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>>337561730
>implying bad reputation doesn't take down sites
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>>337560060
Holy fucking shit
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>>337562127
I like Doom's difficulty settings where it just adds more enemies. Mowing them down is actually enjoyable so in addition to testing your ability to crowd control it actually makes it more fun as well
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>>337562134
I actually don't agree that playing games is a job requirement for modern game journalists
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>>337562165
not the anon you're replying to, but you're wrong
example:
David "Pig Fucker" Cameron


>>337562209
>reading reviews
you're retarded for letting yourself to get shilled, it's a solid source of information such as release dates, trailers, early gameplay videos, etc.
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>>337562134
Yeah they literally play for 2-3 hours then make a review before reaching the end or they just watch a play trough and then make a review.
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At least the PC version doesn't look so fucking slow paced
https://youtu.be/H3eXhkvisok?t=51s
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>>337562414
Then you'll fit right in m8.

Next stop, car reviewers take the car around the block and a make a complete review about it, and this is considered journalism.
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>>337562336
>>337562342

You're overestimating your value as a single individual. Your impact as a single person is SO MINIMAL it doesn't matter a single bit. Me watching or not watching the video doesn't do shit.

The only time where you're of value as a person is when you can influence a large number of others (which this thread probably doesn't do, all of us is still a small number).
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>>337560060
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>>337562503
>I don't know how viraling works
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>>337562157
>but a general interest in the medium should be a job requirement.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh wait... you are serious.

Everyone at polygon and similar websites hate gamers, didn't you see it in the whole gamergate debacle?
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Isn't this how all console gamers play?
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>>337562015
all games delta. I had to email the creator when all games beta went into private mode. That site is Top tier.
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>>337562153
This is literally me anytime I try to use a controller.
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Is it even possible to play a fps on console without auto-aim? The stick is so fucking low and imprecise, how can you even get good with it.
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>>337562580
No, they get aimbots so they don't look as retarded as this.
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>>337562157
It's not hard at all to find someone who knows how to play video games. It's pretty fucking obvious they did it on purpose, as making bait videos isn't a new thing for them.
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>ITT: People discover FPS console 'gamers'

T-thanks xbox and Halo for ruining gaming
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>>337562153
Aiming that shit.

If anyone aims like that, be it on PC or console, they have problems.
I can aim almost as well and fluidly with a pad as I can with a M&K.
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>>337562945
>I can aim almost as well and fluidly with a pad as I can with a M&K.

This is simply wrong.
Why do you think there is no FPS competitive scene on console?
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>>337560060
That's also how I play console shooters

Shit's impossible without a mouse
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>>337560060
I enjoy clueless gamer as much as everyone else but letting conan o'brien do the preview gameplay for Doom probably wasn't the best idea
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>>337563034
>This is simply wrong.

Except it's not.
If you aim even half as shit as the guy in the webm then the problem lies with you.
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>>337560060
did the guy who play this have one hand? why the fuck can't he move and aim at the same time?
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>>337561070
IGN...Italy
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>>337563103
Even Conan plays better than that.
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>>337563049
you're hired
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btw doom engine is fucking great
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>>337563121
Not matter what, a console 'pro' player will never be as good at aiming as the average PC player.
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I thought the reason the aiming is so bad is because it's on PC with a controller which doesn't have magnetic aim like the PS4 and X1 does? Pretty sure that's it.
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>>337561538
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwg6RTjCH7g [Embed]
>comments disabled again
KEK
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>>337561070
If your can read German I recommend 4players.de
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>>337562860
>Halo
Thank Goldeneye, faggot
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>comments disabled

I pictured them closing comments through teary eyes then running to their safe space for a group hug.
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>>337562804
It's possible but it sucks cocks
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>>337563257
The HUD shows it's been played on the PS4
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>>337563252
Maybe you should re-read my initial post.
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>>337562083
>>337561672
>>337561730
>He doesn't use mpv+youtube-dl
>He doesn't just rip vids from youtube-dl
>He doesn't play them on a third player so that they don't get any ads or view counts.
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>>337562204
>The last game he played before fallout 3 was centipede
M8 that shouldn't even be a surprise.

I didn't even discover mouse controls until getting wrecked in Quake 2 multiplayer, before then it was keyboard tank controls or controllers with D-pads.

Analogue aiming is fucking hard when you first start off.

(No excuse for the fucking reviewer video though)
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>>337561538
>I dont like guns
Why is even there ?
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>>337562945
>lying on an anonymous image board
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>>337563345
Goldeneye didn't infect all of FPS gaming with 2 weapons regenerating health bullshit, faggot.
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>>337561070
giant bomb :^)
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I bet everyone here bitching played Doom with iddqd because they couldnt finish the second level, then stopped an hour later once they couldnt find the keycard
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>>337560060
Xzhe is playing pretty good, don't make fun of xherm.
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>>337563257
I've watched a good amount of console rainbow six siege footage which as no aim assists and as bad as it is compared to pc, the average clip is still leagues better than in OP.
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>>337562804
yeah i prefer it.

auto-aim fucking sucks. it always pulls away my shots because some other faggot runs across the screen.

m+kb is easier though
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>>337563125
That would require hand-eye coordination, a skill you earn when you grow up playing games, which none of the writers on polygon did.
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>>337563584
Neither did Halo, faggot.

Show me in the OP where he's complaining about the game and not the players shit aim.
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>>337561070
pcgamesn
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>>337560060
Well their logo has 6 sides so it takes 6 times as long to do anything.
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>>337563528
>being illiterate an unable to accept to being wrong

I repeat myself but I said I can aim almost as well with a pad as with a m&k.
If you aim even remotely like the clown in the webm then YOU'RE the problem here, not the pad.

Maybe stop being a massive shitter, projecting that everyone has to be as shit as you at everything because you possibly can't be bad yourself.

I have played shooters on console and PC since the 90s, get fucking good.
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>>337561538
>He's scared of the guns because he doesn't understand how they work
>he even admits it
well that's okay, that's pretty common for people to be scared of things they don't understand. The problem here is, that instead of overcoming his fear and learning about guns and gun safety, he chooses to claim that 'guns are dangerous, and they don't make me (and by extension anyone else) feel safe'. I bet he's the kind of person who supports banning guns, simply because instead of overcoming his own limitations, he chooses to force his views on other people.

but then again, game journalists, any journalists really, tend to do that, forcing their views on other people
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>>337562804
You use both sticks to aim. Right stick for big movements and left stick for precise movements. Of course the down side is you are alwaya moving and aiming while standing absolutely still is almost impossible. You NEED those micro movements which come from the left stick.
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Wooooow
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>>337560060
How embarrassing
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>>337564473
First time I noticed that he doesn't try to move/evade them at all. He just stands there with his shitty aiming...
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>>337563748
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desu i play videogames almost all my life, but if i try to play a fps game with a gamepad im not really better than the guy form the OP video
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>>337564617
He is playing one handed.
When he is actually moving, he isn't moving the camera.
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Okay what the fuck, was just in a multiplayer match against some guy who was one shotting our whole team with the super shotgun from miles away throughout the whole match, what the fuck is this bullshit.
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>>337565375
Cheating, happens to every multiplayer game, FPS games especially
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>>337561070
Allgamesdelta.net

Only vidya news with none of the opinion piece or drama.
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>>337564983
Neither am I but I don't get payed for it.
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>>337560060
anyone notice excessive horizontal tearing in this video or is my browser being fucky?
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>>337561424
>nichegamer
Too much politics shit, not enough vidya
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>>337561070
Christ Centered Gamer is unironically one of the better review sites, since they do judge the quality of the games apart from the morality of said game.

Why there aren't more sites doing that is beyond me.
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>>337560060
Pathetic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy5OTCFNfRs
>them dislikes
>that one comment that mentions polygon being on the same level as DSP

is he a new employee there?
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>>337568687
Okay, I know Polygon is shit and all but come the fuck on, do we really need to compare them to DSP?

Not even DSP is that bad. Do you really hate him so much that you compare him to Polygon?
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>>337561070
Not sites, some individual YT channels can be alright, but the best ones tend not to do typical reviews and especially not news except SBH from time to time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3pQ0oO_cDE
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>>337568245
This. The mom who owned the site was posting in here and she's pretty sensible too, moreso than the SJWs.
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>>337568784
I agree, DSP could play better than polygon did whilst jacking off with one hand
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>>337560060
>Polygon
>using guns in vidya without getting triggered
>ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UujtfN7hCdo
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>>337563034
>no FPS competitive scene on console?
There's a huge competitive FPS scene on console, just because you're not aware of it doesn't mean it doesn't exist
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>>337560060
>console shooters

lmfaooo
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>>337562804
You mean like how FPSs were on PS1 and PS2
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>>337562015
>Allgamesdelta
I love you anon.
Would you know what happened to allgamesbeta?
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>>337569270
Were there any well-known FPS on the PS1/2?
I honestly can't remember.
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>>337569376
MoH Frontline
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>>337560060
>no shotgun
>no AoE gun
>no aim assist
>handgun only
do you guys think they would hit anything?
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>>337560060
Thats what it looks like when I try console gaming, GE in csgo etc. but I cant use a controller at all nor can I be bothered to learn.
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>>337569056
Holy shit that video.
>When the magazine drops from the gun as trying to get it to work.
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Does anyone really take Polygon seriously today, aside from SJWs?
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>>337568687
>Keeps punching doors
What a retard.
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>>337569080
Yeah it's like if the special olympics had waterpolo for people in wheelchairs.
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>>337560060
Having shit aim on a controller is bad, but excusable.

Being unable to move your character and your reticule simultaneously with a controller, so the reviewer either stops moving to aim or runs around in circles trying to get their non-moving reticule over the demon, is a goddamn travesty. Actual children can figure this shit out.
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>>337569604
>wheelchairs with screws instead of wheels
You know, that might be pretty cool, depending on their speed.
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>>337569686
It really isn't that fucking hard
I remember when Xbox/Halo came out and they had booths set up in stores for people to play it, not a single time did I see someone struggle with such basic fucking controls.
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>>337568687
DSP does this for a fucking bit. In essence, he's faking it. Do you REALLY think PewDiePie is actually scared?

Fuck sake people. It's a gimmick. People have gimmicks on 4chan as well.
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>>337569376
Call of Fucking Duty
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>>337569873
If DSP is merely pretending, then he truly is the world's greatest actor.
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>>337565076
Wrong, he does it at one point, while shooting.

He's using both hands.
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that screen tearing tho
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>>337569905
BRO is shit dude
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>>337563739
There's that legendary tripfag wit again
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People are really over stating how hard it is to play with a controller

Even most casuals who only play games every other week have better aim than this guy
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>>337570072
This always happens with shooters released on consoles. I used to think the same way, before I bothered to get decent on controller. In games like Titanfall, controller players are highly competitive with mouse/kb players, but apparently that's completely impossible according to this board.
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>>337570072
This, platform warring faggots exaggerate for the sake of shitposting as usual
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>>337569807
This. As long as they have the basics explained pretty much anyone can do okay, this guy is just super incompetent. Like even shitty walking simulators control the same way
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>>337560060
>using a controller for shooting
>attempting to adjust aim instead of repositioning yourself
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>>337561070
I go to neogaf for news, and ACG and browse metacritic for reviews.
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>>337561070

hardcoregamer

it really helps
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>>337563034
>Why do you there there is no FPS compettive scene on consoles

Literally every MS exclusive that has multiplayer in it has an esports tourney
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>>337570180
Kinda like the whole fightstick v pad deal
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>>337560060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UujtfN7hCdo
>have to review a vr game
>whine for 3 minutes and talk about childhood instead of actually reviewing game
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>>337561730
That doesn't even make sense. Do you know where yo uare?
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>>337570479
Right, Halo has had a huge competitive scene for years now, before LoL or 'esports' was even a thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10IvTZizDgU
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>>337563034
Have you forgotten how big the Halo competitive scene was during 2-3?
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>>337570034
the trip was actually for a completely unrelated thread that's expired, sorry
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>>337561070
If you speak German.
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>>337560060
haah waaaw
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>>337562580
No, the best TPSes of all time play best on pad. (Vanquish and MP3)
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>>337561957
They all jerked off Bioshock Infinite though
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>>337562153
Started out gaming with kb/m. Aiming with a controller in FPS feels unnatural and I'm still terrible at it.
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>>337570903
Damn, that's pretty impressive.
>those tests with additional PC configurations
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>>337563257
Aim assist is extremely minor in most games. In all but the most hectic and fast paced arena shooters, my gameplay looks the same on kb/m and on controller.

Judging by the focus on movement and how close range many encounters are, this DOOM seems to be better suited for controller but either would work fine.
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>>337570903
>gives scores
>good

No.
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>>337571132
>scores
It's got a goddamned gameplay to cinematics coefficient, isn't that what /v/ has always been bitching about?
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>>337570903
This is autistic, not good. Sorta like those reviews on RYM where the reviewer not only rate the album and rating it each songs, but also the album art cover and the material quality.
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Polygon is part of the Vox media group, a Soros-funded left-wing propaganda machine that was created solely for Hillary's 2016 election campaign.

If you expect to see actual video game coverage from them, you're not very smart. They have an agenda, there is nothing more to it.
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>>337570943
You got much experience playing Vanquish with a mouse and keyboard?
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>>337571274
So you'd rather have Anglo "reviews", AKA paid advertisements.
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>>337560060
>Playing FPS with a controller
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>>337566146
mah niggah
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>>337571213
Anything that has scores and is based on opinion is automatically garbage, only thing that should have scores are benchmarks for hardware.
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>>337562945
you tell em!
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>SJWs don't know how to play a basic FPS
What a shock
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>>337571325
>discussing politics
>in mario&sonic game

ishygddt
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>>337569873
>>337569921
DSP acted like that at fighting game tournaments until he was too embarrassed to attend them anymore. There's a bunch of footage of him getting wooped and acting like a big baby. He even got dq'd for bitching to a judge about not being allowed to record someone elses match even though he was holding up the tournament. It's not an act, he is literally that retarded.
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I hope one day any developer includes a difficulty setting called "gaming journalist" or "polygon reviewer".

That would be hilarious.
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>>337571537
>this extreme auto aim
>IN MULTIPLAYER
Jesus Christ even CoD is more skillfull than GTA is
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>>337571634
>knocking 2 points off your average score for bants
It would be nice, but no big game would do that
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>>337571374
No, I like when reviewer cover the important angles and still be objective about it, which to this day I still have yet found it in video games
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>>337560060
>this is the same journalist giving walking simulator and feelpixelindiegameshit 10/10's

And then they expect me to take them seriously when they demand every dev should listen to their bullshit threats
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>>337571634
>"Gaming Journalist" mode
>all sexual content deleted
>cutscenes are longer
>gameplay is easier
>arbitrary QTEs all over the place
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>>337571630

>There's a bunch of footage of him getting wooped and acting like a big baby

Strange how no one brings up the footage of DSP fucking bodying justin wong in a grand final. Autists like you who can't tell he is pretending to be bad 99% of the time need executing for the good of humanity.
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>>337572006
remember when all those sites game like perfect 10's to gone home ?
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>>337572239
gave*
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>>337561070
>>polygon takes 30 minutes to complete the first 5 minutes
>>they disable all comments because people are laughing at them
>Does anyone in that company even play games?
Solid Rev, the only one guy who tells the fucking truth about industry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGW6Gl08JNU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Q6EqKnKPk
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>>337570903
Now find a modern review like that.
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>>337570943
Vanquish PC port when
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>>337560060
Reviewers are shit, Dark Souls 3 v1.0 was easy mode for all those faggots
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>>337562460
>higher fov = higher speed
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>>337560060
GUYS GUYS HERE IS THE LINK FOR THE GUYS WE HATE CLICK AND GIVE THEM SOME REVENUE WOULD YA
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i used to play like that when i was playing halo for the first time at a friends house.
so clearly polygon is filled with game virgins
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>>337560060
this literally looks like how my gf attempts to play fps
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>>337571325
Some of the Vox video essays on Youtube are actually pretty good, just whenever they get into politics it's pretty obvious where shit lies.

Although they did blame Communism for Cuba's weird taxi driving pay shenanigans.
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>>337569376

Timesplitters.
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>>337569376
Cod Medal of Honor Killzone

Anything anyone who was alive at the time would have heard of.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF5hqdc510g
Everytime some shitter says his aiming on console is as good as on pc.
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>>337569376
>What is Timesplitters
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>>337573343
Or this here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnZvrjv1_JI
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>>337562860
Its funny you say this when the only people who have claimed to be this bad are kb/m players who try to use controllers. For those of us who have basic hand eye coordination its not that hard to use either with just about the same efficiency.
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>>337563608
Don't do multiplayer.. or much of anything.
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>>337570180
http://www.dailydot.com/esports/titanfall-exertus-free-refills-pc-console/

>PC players play the game while pro xbox players let aim assist keep map control for them
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>>337561070
Gematsu
Giant Bomb
Eurogamer
RockPaperShotgun
EasyAllies
Christ Centered Gamer is unironically decent
GameInformer, if you care for magazines
Kotaku has a decent editorial/review every now and then too even though the site in general is shit
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>>337560060
>>337562153
I see shit like this happen all the fucking time. Im not talking about gameplay here. Every time. Every single time an industry starts making real money you see investors and owners send people who have no fucking idea what they are doing (usually its their children or children of friends and family) to "help out" with management and projects. I remember seeing this with dota 2 back when it wass in development. The dev team was being managed by a women. Did some research and sure enough she was the daughter of someone even higher up in the company. Straight out of collage, no experience what so ever.
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>>337570765
>auto-assist shield-regeneration sticky-grenade maymay game
>competitive
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>>337571120
no.
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>>337561070
/v/ for news

and

>needing reviews
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>>337573343
It can be done m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwcOP8CVR5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdbh8ggQti8
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>>337573996
>>337560060
steamed.kotaku.com is actually pretty good. they sure seem to try to stay neutral and informative
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>>337562672
git gud pleb
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>>337569080
>huge
pouring marketing monnies on dudebros to get "esport" expose to your game isn't what I call "huge competitive FPS scene"
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>>337575093
nicely memed
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>>337561070
their fault for using a gamepad desu

i woudlnt be much better i hate fps on gamepads

KB/M im almost as good as my 15 year old self 10 years ago famtbhdesu
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>>337570072
It's like saying fighters are IMPOSSIBLE to play on a gamepad instead of an arcade stick.

It is retarded how consoles are completely against Keyboard+mouse controls. Sure you can buy controllers that will make you better at playing games. Except that one, because you'd be TOO good.
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Anyone have those gifs of IGN playing Super Mario World for their review? Shit was fucking PATHETIC
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>>337560060
To be fair, that is exactly how bad you are when you've been playing FPSes with a mouse and keyboard all your life, and you're suddenly thrust into a situation where you have to use a controller

But if course they could have spared the embarrassment by getting another person to play
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>>337576124
>implications
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>>337575803
this kind of aim means they would be terrible with anything you retard, they couldn't even get silver in csgo
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>>337576120
Are they from this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CEkTWfXgHE

Around 0:45 he says they're playing on a WiiU in Wii mode which causes input lag
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>>337562860
summit couldn't even get diamond in halo lmao
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>>337569376
You must be over 18 to browse this site
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I think everyone is forgetting that mouse kb/m actually makes it easier to aim lol. That means console players are better at aiming because they chose the harder route zozzle

This reviewer is worse than me playing with my face, cmon now, he would get 2 kills in a 45 minute match of csgo. He can only get about 20 cs in a 45 minute match of LoL. This nigga is blind
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>>337577545
That goes for your oppenents too don't forget, generally they'd be slower to aim on a controller than k/m
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>>337576947
No it was a 3d mario for wii u I think
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>>337571537
GTA5 is a pretty extreme outlier mate, I've never seen anything even remotely close to it, it's more like a lock on system than autoaim anyway, the first time you hold down the aim button it snaps to the closest enemy and tracks them to an extent, but if you move your aim manually it ends entirely until you stop aiming again.
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Video games are dumbed down for these people.
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>>337561538
Dude that game looks dope
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>>337562860
If you've played a console shooter multiplayer mode in your life you'd know the average person isn't nearly as shit. Casuals exist on all platforms.
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>>337561449
Arthur Gays of Polygon fame
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>>337562157
Protip: there's a reason all the "muh feels" walking simulator games are such hits on gaming blogs. It's because they're easy to write 1000 words about without actually having to play any video games, which is important when your job is to shit out 8-9 articles a week for ad revenue.
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>>337573996
>RPS
>good
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>>337561070
if you can read french : canardpc
they are totally unbiased
they have been several time on blacklist by ea and Activision cause they refused their money to write good review and they dont recieve review copies from ea anymore
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>>337573996
>giant bomb
>eurogamer
>RPS

The classic "I love eating shit" starter pack.
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what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
is this literally the first game they've ever played?
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>>337579846
what?
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>>337578976
All Rockstar games have aim assist that can be turned up to almost aimbot levels, short of locking on headshots. In Max Payne 3 they had separate playlists because the auto-aim was so extreme.
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>>337561485
the funny thing is this game is nothing casual.
And honestly difficulty seems to be making a comeback.
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>>337572239
Probably because it was the first game they had ever completed.
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>>337560060
I mean I'm bad with a controller but nowhere near this. I honestly have friends with missing fucking digits that make movements smoother than this.
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>>337570903
>gives a rating for the manual
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