Are you happy these two are the face of the Overwatch franchise?
Who would you have rather picked?
>>337515720
Mercy.
oh boy another overwatch thread that's going to devolve into waifu autism and no mention of gameplay
The dwarf and reinhart
>>337515817
So usual /v/ ?
>>337515817
I didn't even realise there was gameplay to talk about.
Mercy and Pharah
Widow is a qt but Tracer is only a qt until she opens her mouth.
>>337515720
Bastion, he's already the face of the Plays of the Game
Reaper.
Nothing personal, /v/.
>>337516125
This
Definitely Reinhardt and Mcree.
Symmetra and Pharah.
I like delicious brown.
>>337515720
link to video?
Lore-wise it should be Winston and Reaper
i cannot fucking get over widow's face in the bottom panel
why does this exist
>>337516759
It bugged me so much. It's like a mix of sadness and mockery, but never quite reach either state.
>>337516947
i honestly thought it was from a porn sfm
Tracer or Winston. They are all that overwatch stands for. Widow isn't even in overwatch
>>337515720
Lucio or Genji (pull korean who seem weirdly interested in shooters with music and fashion characters, like S4 in case of Lucio or Genji in case of GunZ)
Tracer and Winston (obviously, the fucking movie)
Pharah (easy, straightforward introductory character)
Mei (chinese crowd, maybe?)
>>337516947
I think sadness and mockery was exactly what they were going for. Or maybe irony and mokery?
>>337515720
Why does she need all of those red shits on her headband.
>>337515720
S76 x Reaper so we have even more gay fanart
>>337517437
It's to remind us she's based off a spider.
Her name is Widowmaker, and there's a spider called the Black Widow.
Since they couldn't make a black girl attractive they decided to just make a French girl blue.
Those red things are like spider eyes.
>>337515817
The gameplay felt like golden-age TF2, and it probably will for a good 1-2 years until it succumbs to what tf2 did. Then valve will release TF3.
It's a cycle.
>>337517437
Watch the trailer "alive". Those are multiple lenses/cameras that let her see lots of shit at the same time. (I don't know how since the top ones don't even reach down her eyes when she ahs it on but k)
>>337517437
Spider eyes.
Also they assist her with making kills. The helmet increases her view, offers thermal imagery and can track targets through a crowd once she has their signature even if she looks away or becomes distracted. It's a hell of a tool but, yeah, primarily the dots are there because spider eyes.
>>337517518
>Since they couldn't make a black girl attractive
It's pretty clear they were able to do that.
The entire game panders to everyone, it's only SJW shit in the sense that it includes fucking everyone, but doesn't include any dumb shit about their sexuality or PREFERRED PRONOUNS.
Soldier 76 and Reinhardt
They're not my favorite to play but I like their characters
>>337517251
Widow is in Talon, the "anti-Overwatch". The series needs a face of the villain organization and both Reaper and Widowmaker fit the bull. Can't just have a generic army of evil Ultron clones to blow up all day.
Personally I can't wait for more heroes to come from the "Talons".
>>337516125
Yes.
>>337515720
Best girls.
Along with Junkrat and Roadhog as the two top billing guys
>>337518049
>>337517962
>>337516125
>>337516441
Mercy and Pharah are basically the Lesbian B Team compared to Widow and Tracer. You're just going to get overshadowed by the Flagship if all you have going on is the same lipstick lesbian gimmick.
>>337517960
Personally I can't wait for reaper and widow to get together...
And I fully agree but as we are talking about THE face of overwatch (a noble hero) I concluded winston and tracer
>>337515720
D.Va and Lucio.
>>337518264
>all you have going on is lipstick lesbian gimmick
There's a tiny bit more too it than that though everything will be overshadowed by Widow Tracer.
>>337517731
there's no black girl in OW though.
Symmetra is Indian. Pharah is Egyptian.
>>337518361
>...
Here's a list of auto-aims in Overwatch.
Soldier 76 ultimate
Mccree ultimate
Reaper ultimate
Winston primary gun
Symmetra primary gun & turrets
Torbjorn turret
Roadhog chain (aim assist)
Here's a list of attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.
Bastion turret gun
Reaper primary guns
Tracer primary guns
Reinhardt primary melee
Zenyatta orb of discord
Winston ultimate
Pharah ultimate
Roadhog primary
Roadhog ultimate
Zarya ultimate
Tracer ultimate
Mei primary
Mei ultimate
Genji ultimate
D.Va primary
D.Va ultimate
Additionally, almost every character has a skill that negates all positional mistakes. For example: caught on the ground as the rocketess Pharah? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly in the sky, where you're most effective.
Ran yourself into a bad spot as the fragile Tracer? No problem, just press this button and you're instantly back where you were before.
Got caught in the open as the close-range Reaper? Just press your invulnerability button and float over to a healthkit. You get this and many other movement tools completely free, there's nothing you give up for them, like sacrificing health with a rocket-jump.
The tools Overwatch gives you to solve problems are contained in a single button rather than a complex and difficult set of movements and/or offensive measures. The entire game revolves around identifying the correct rock-paper-scissors situation to press your button, then pressing it. There is no serious skill of any kind involved. You're going through the motions of what you think a video game entails.
The miniscule difference between a week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player is lost in the cloud of instakill ultimates, teleports and AOE abilities. This game is transcendentally shit and there is no escape from it. This is the very profitable future of FPS. Hell. Population: you.
REMINDER TO PASTE THIS INTO EVERY OVERWATCH SHILL THREAD
>>337518049
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>337518759
Bastion is a nigger
>>337519000
i ant gay but fuck me boi pussy is just asking for it, also is the next english ep out yet?
>yfw battleborn shit devs could never come up with designs better than overwatch
Its embarrassing. Defeated by an open beta. Kinda wonder if their kids are suicidal from having such incompetent failure fathers. Maybe their mothers boyfriend could be their role models now.
>>337516125
Would've been so much better
>>337519094
>Reaper ultimate
Thats an AOE
>>337515720
Mercy and Pharah, in the same sense that Heavy and Medic are the faces of TF2.
>>337519293
english dubs?
yes
>>337519094
okay
enjoy your game valve don't care about because it's not csgo
>>337519094
This post is full of invalid, strawmanning nonsense. How stupid can you be?
>hard to miss with shotguns
hurr
The only legitimate "auto-aim" is Soldier's ult which lasts all of like 6 seconds.
No, Winston and Symmetra do not count since they have to be sucking your dick. Their weapons are not traditional guns.
>>337519223
Gimme the source and I will.
>>337517960
It seems like the first new hero will be Sombra, who is also in Talon.
>>337519723
Or works with Talon, like Reaper.
>>337519723
What do we know so far?
>>337519094
>this reverse shill again
Its not needed, overwatch is going to sell very well. You don't need to point out how the game is made to be competitive enough to seperate good players from bad while also allowing less skilled players chances to get kills and have fun instead of get destroyed constantly by rocket jumping soldier pros in TF2. This pasta really shines a light on the one things that makes it amazingly accessible to all who try it.
Maybe the pasta started as a serious autistic rant but i'm sure actual overwatch shills have seen its clear positive effect on a threads pro overwatch banter.
>>337516125
While I agree Mercy and Pharah are OTP, they don't have the rivalry that Tracer and Widowmaker have which makes them a more marketable pair.
>>337519094
T. Gearbox Cuck
Junkrat should have been the main character.
He's MVP and does the best. Best offense. Best Defense. Prove me wrong.
>>337519613
reverse spit roast when?
also does 3d cartoons count as 3d pig? im so confused and worried ill start liking real women
>>337519853
>that image
What?
>>337519773
Supposedly a sniper or support sniper, might be actually be the first one to involve stealth cloaks or something. From central or south america, and her presence could be seen in the Dorado map before the beta shut down. She might also be a double agent if she's helping 76.
Lucio and pharah
>>337520013
>Prove me wrong
he's australian
>>337519773
Nothing is 100% confirmed yet but seems like it's Pharah's mom and she will be a support-class sniper.
Blizzard said she would have been available at launch but was so OP that they need more time to work on balance.
>>337515720
Roadhog and Junkrat just so see how well it would sell with those 2
>>337520053
Not just that, he's a bogan.
>>337519853
honestly, coming from someone whowasan autistic soldier main who could steamroll pubs, not being a near untouchable god purely because of raw deathmatching is an interesting change of pace and mostly just something else you need to take into account
i don't dislike it, but i do wish ultimate abilities were somewhat less frequent OR not charge/damage based and were on a timer so i could autistically track them
>>337520070
>Pharah's mom and she will be a support-class sniper.
That's more of a real flimsy fan theory, her being Pharah's mom(Ana). Only thing really known is Sombra being a girl and a sniper of some sort.
>>337515720
FUCKING WAIFUSSS SJKFLBGFSLKJBSLKJBF YOU STUPID FUCKING DEMOGRAPHICS RUIN EVEYTHING STOP BEING EFFIMINATE BITCH BOYS WHO BUY INTO THIS SHIT JUNKRAT ROADHOG A BEST FUCK HEALERRRSSSSSSSS
Genji is really cute.
I like cyborg-ninja.
I don't have any super cute pictures of him, but he is very cute when he talks.
>>337520591
Here's one on the house:^)
>>337520374
Like I said nothing is 100% confirmed but,
>both female snipers
>Ana left Overwatch and hasn't been heard from since
Widowmaker and Tracer are the ultimate lesbian duo of the game. So yes I am happy with them being the face of the game.
>>337520894
You also forgot color scheme, but yeah. Personally, I'd love it if Sombra was Ana. She'd be another Reinhardt and would hopefully shed some more light on Pharah through bantz.
>>337520023
most anime are actually 3D but cel shaded
Behead all who insult best girl Phara
>>337520364
>honestly, coming from someone who was an autistic soldier main who could steamroll pubs, not being a near untouchable god purely because of raw deathmatching is an interesting change of pace and mostly just something else you need to take into account
for you. Just you. those getting destroyed are having an awful time.
I do wish they were on timers though.
>>337515720
I desperately want McCree to have more screen-time because cowboys are awesome. I also like Winston- he just seems like a cool dude to be around, he'd make for a good Overwatch posterboy alongside McCree.
McCree
Tracer and Winston feel more like mascot for the game with Widowmaker as the mascot for "that other team with bad guys".
Zennyata should've been one of the mascots since the whole "Robots becoming sentient" is a huge part of the lore they're pushing and you'd never figure that by looking at the other three characters.
>>337524224
McCree had a comic
>>337524591
So are most of the characters, it looks like. I'm talking presence in animated shorts the way Tracer and Widowmaker have been. Winston already had one pretty much all to himself (Recall)
>Tracer is literally poster girl
>Winston is literally poster gorilla/has two trailers/is Tracers co-op
Why is this even a discussion
>>337524887
Both OP really just wants to talk about his lesbian shipping and the whole "Who's the mascot?" thing is an excuse to get the ball rolling.
>>337520591
>>337524224
>>337524278
McCree and Genji would be the best cover rivals just for the drastic clash of styles between charismatic Clint Eastwood cowboy man and RULES OF NATURE cyborg ninja
>>337525039
Obligatory copy-cat WAR! update when?
>>337524819
I think Blizzard has it nailed down. Tracer for the manchildren, Widowmaker for the teens, and Winston for the 12 and under.
>>337518759
Egypt is a part of Africa and Pharah is most definitely a nigger
Another game with fuckin CGI characters.
The fuckin movie industry doesn't know how to make porn anymore
>>337519645
Winston's gun isn't even auto aim, it just hits everything in a cone in front of him
>>337521064
she's was a terrible mother though
how did we go from this
to THIS?
>>337518049
>mercy is almost 40
>pharah has mommy issues
It's like you want to deny them being OTP but everything in game just adds up
>>337525880
We don't know that.
We don't know anything about their relationship.
>>337520894
>>337521064
Apparently Sombra is being reworked entirely since she played too similar to widowmaker so who knows if these clues will be relevant
>>337515720
FFS don't tell me widowmaker is gay.
I'm gonna kill myself if she is.
>>337526380
she's not, she had a husband
>>337526380
She was married to a man before.
But I guess technically anything goes after you're brainwashed into a new person.
>>337515720
I don't know but I want Windowmaker to fuck my throat with her giant futacock
>>337526619
>Overwatch futa that high
Eheheheheheh.
>>337519094
if there was no difference between a "week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player " then how come new players still lose against veterans, dipshit?
>>337526380
I'm pretty sure she's asexual
>>337526619
>xxx overwatch
so pakis and shitdians also happens to know about this shit game
Tracer is the perfect face of the game. She's fun to play as speeding around shooting (which will attract most fps fans) and she looks relatable to the average consumer.
>>337527153
of course there's an indian tech support lady in the game
A new sniper is cool but we need another healer and stealth character too
>>337520032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9YTaIcKuRU
you should have this video memorized by now desu senpai
>>337527538
They're like 3 healers dude.
Another stealth character would be neat though.
>>337520013
Overwatch isnt borderlands
>>337527538
Who is stealth?
>>337515720
dunno. they're p good for viral material.
>>337515817
the gameplay is fucking shit though. One of the SFMfags that made some QUALITY Mei stuff said that the only reason the game will stay popular is the top tier waifus because otherwise it's casual shit that will get glowing review because the reviewers will only in 2 hours and nothing more.
>>337528453
What does being a SFMfag have to do with critiquing a game.
>>337528569
nothing really but let's face it. if the roster was all male there would be way less threads discussing the game.
>>337528569
He clearly cares more than we do if he took the time to make quality sfm porn.
>>337528453
When you say quality you mean actual quality right, not 'QUALITY?' And do you have a link to what this sfm person said, I'm curious now.
>>337527868
Reaper kinda. He's not really full stealth but he has to kinda sneak around in the back lines to be useful.
>>337528808
>quality sfm porn
>>337527835
>They're like 3 healers dude.
Not enough compared to the other classes. Only Lucio and Mercy are used. Attackers, Defenders, and Tanks have plenty of people to choose from. Support only has 2 real healing options. Zenyatta isn't even worth playing as.
>>337529124
Well, you know, relatively quality. Have any of them managed to work around the polygonal ass issue yet?
>>337529124
I'd like to point out that there is a small amount of relatively good SFM porn out there. you just cant find it here on 4chan (specifically on /gif/) due to file size limitations.for example you can try looking on rule34hentai or if you're a furfag: e621
>>337516204
>Looks like YOU need a time out
<s>she can put me in time out any day of the week</s>
