Oh no! Kirby has just swallowed you! What power does he have now?
the power to make everyone around you dissapointed
He's now the owner of a gigantic dick!
Use it well Kirby
Hermit
>>337512570
...S'a broom.
>>337512357
>Kirby has just swallowed you!
He spits me out as a star bullet. I'd basically be a waddle dee.
>>337512357
The ability to drink cheap beer and smoke a whole pack of menthols in a day.
>>337512357
morbid obesity
>>337512357
He coughs a lot. He's not sick or on drugs. He just coughs.
>>337513040
post your height/weight
He can paint i guess.
>>337513108
5'7
141lb
>>337513016
fiberglass or bust
>>337512357
Piss fetish
Heartburn
>>337512357
The power of shitting uncontrollably
He gains a vore fetish and incredible luck.
Reposting threads on the front page of Reddit into 4chan
The power of BPD!
>>337512357
>Oh no! Kirby has just swallowed you! What power does he have now?
/v/irgin superpowers of virginity and impotent rage.
The power to cum hands free from prostate stimulation!
The power of contemplating suicide while doing just about anything else.
>>337513016
>smoke a whole pack of menthols in a day.
>pack of menthols
The power of Alcoholism! Without Hangovers!
>>337513334
That's not morbidly obese. I'm same height, 125, and I'm skelly as fuck.
Hes just become a total fucking loser
>>337512357
IBS
Beekeeping abilities. Wears beekeeper uniform and throws bees.
>>337512357
The power to eat shit and not vomit.
the ability to suck on 3 dicks at once
>>337514378
You don't understand I'm 20 pounds fatter.
I have a belly
I'm fat
Well in the United states I never smashed a black girl and I reall want to. So "jungle fever" if it applies here.
>>337514493
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4j6o2k/kirby_just_sucked_you_up_what_power_does_he_get/
Crippling depression and homosexuality.
>>337512749
shit it worked
>>337512357
bad vision
>>337514563
Shut the fuck up stacy and start lifting already.
>>337514981
Dude have you tried to eat 2700 calories
I actually counted how many I need per day
I eat like 1800-2000
I'm freaking full after that, how am I supposed to eat more?
>>337515214
I wish eating too much was hard
Self loathing
>>337512357
Fapping each two hours with no trouble
I want tobecomeKirby!
>>337515843
I don't know if this is worse than the becoming a diaper. Either way, it's horrifying.
>>337515978
If you think that's bad you should see that chart of fetishes featuring meta knight and Kirby.
The power of never finishing anything and drop out halfway through.
>>337512357
>implying I'm a weak fuck who goes down without a boss fight
>implying I die within him
>implying I'd give him any of my power
Change your lifestyle over at >>>/fit/
>>337512357
Sleep.
>>337512357
Existential dread
>>337512357
>tfw no powers
>>337516557
Just answer the question you fucking autist.
Is autism a power?
>>337515308
It is hard if you have to increase by 1000 calories or more
>>337512570
>dissapointed
*disappointed
Guess you were right.
>>337512587
>gigantic
Well it seems Kirby got the power to lie
He can now grow claws out of the back of his hands.
>>337512357
Nothing, but I get a free blowjob
The power to masturbate and play video games all day
>>337514613
We've had this exact thread before many times fag
>>337512357
This thread is so fucking reddit
For me, it'd be helicoptering (^;
>>337512357
He is a pedo now
>>337512357
he can now draw furry porn
depressing
>>337512357
he can now jerk off even when his dick isn't hard
but can he handle the DeDeDick?
>>337518357
uhh
early onset to erectile dysfunction?
>>337514613
How did you find that, anon?
My power was swallowing. He gains nothing
>>337512357
The power to disregard a sink that needs plumming for 3 years and counting.
Can someone dress up as Kirby and suck me so we can find out?
>>337512357
wants to kill himself but never will
>>337512357
Procrastination.
>>337512357
He can play 5 star maps in osu
>>337519172
I hear killing yourself via urethral insertion feels the same as a kirby bj.
>>337519172
Uh nigga, dats gay.
Cut that out.
>>337518542
proof it desu
Chronic masturbation
The power of being unable to ignore the crippling inevitability of death and the utter futility of living anymore.
He doesn't gain anything from me, instead he loses any social life he ever had
>>337512357
The ability to smoke obscene amounts of weed in one sitting
An obsession for milk
Insecurity
