Why does /v/ go apeshit over the other Overwaifus but never talks about Zarya?
Because problem hair.
There's pretty much no evidence that Zarya is/wasn't always a woman.
Because she is a husbando
>>337510139
shit accent, shit hair
>>337510139
Im not homosexual
Because she doesn't appeal to me
that's a man baby
>>337510139
if she had long hair without anime colour hair she would be cool as fuck but no pink short aids
>>337510139
I'm not attracted to lesbians with problem hair.
I just wish she had a natual hair color. The pink hair just stands out too much, it's a total eyesore. She'd look a million times better with a natural color or perhaps bleached blonde hair.
>>337510139
It's the hair she'd be a better character if they didn't give her that stupid tumblr esque hairstyle
>>337510139
Unattractive and made for the tumblr crowd with the hair, build, and role she plays
>>337510139
Zarya is only good as a futa
It's hilarious how so few people played her in beta. She's not even a weak character or anything, it's just her shitty Tumblr design. Well done Blizzard.
>>337510139
She is the only character with an unnatural hair color and she is one of the least fitting for it. If Tracer had neon blue hair I wouldn't give a shit but for Zarya it just doesn't seem right
>>337510139
Could you faggots just post in like the 15 other Overwatch threads without making a new one every 5 goddamn seconds?
Or, better yet, go to /vg/ where your brand of shit is meant to be contained in.
>>337510139
will someone release a recolor of her hair
Used her as my main tank, but the skins are horrible. Probably why she is so unpopular.
>>337510139
because her design is literally of a butch lesbian femnazi thinking "i lost my problematic-o-vision spectacles"
from a gameplay perspective, i really like her, arguably the best tank
>>337511169
Her arctic skin is great
Too bad her other legendary skin is the worst in the whole game. God help whoever gets one of those from a box
>>337510139
And another Overgarbage thread.
>>337511536
The skins is great, except for the goggles. Remove them and it would look good.
>>337511756
>tfw no russian bear waifu
>>337511316
this
she should look more like an actual athletic girl with strong thick thighs and ass
makes sense since there are lots of russian athletes
but no, it's tumblr
>>337510139
Nigga you know exactly why.
>>337510139
>be zarya
>pharah teammate uses ult while under heavy fire
>press e
thank me later you retarded faggot
>>337510139
Ugly character design, shit tier 'hero' gameplay wise
Nothing to talk about
unless she has a nice big fat thick 10 inch cock hanging between her legs, im not interested, every muscular women needs and deserves a nice cock
its not gay, because its a girl's dick.
>>337514089
Can't argue with that logic.
I think it's stupid to make the Russian a lesbian just to push some statement
>>337510139
I'm not really into muscle girls but they are sexy if they act cute despite the strong physique or if they dominate your dick and jump on it nonstop.
>>337514375
i want to see her fuck the small petite girls, either with a strap on or her own fat cock
>>337510139
>apeshit
>waifus
>we understand our audience
>>337510139
Because it would be too easy to shit on her; she practically does it herself
>>337511536
Had gotten the goth one during open beta.
It was disheartening.
Glad there is a wipe.
I thought Zarya was pretty fun to play but she's a shitty non-character like most of the other Overwatch characters. None of them really have any personality outside of fan-fiction.
>>337514089
>it's not gay, because it's a girl's male production organ that was originally a male's owner that had a issue with his past
>>337510139
Xhe/Xher body isn't womenly. They fucked up her model.
>>337515687
>xhe
shut the fuck up, tumblr trash
>>337515503
Finally my fat butch lifer body with gigantic elephant legs and and disproportionately small torso is represented. One day I hope all mutants will be represented in video games.
>>337515687
Because it was originally made to be a dude that they slapped tits on and colored the hair pink.
She was pretty fun to play as. Once you got a streak going you dealt some mad damage. The accent is clearly fake though, and the hair is awful.
I like zarya as a character and the way she plays. I'm fairly indifferent to how she looks, but I'm fairly indifferent to the way all the characters look. They all are kind of cool in some way.
Having said that though I wish that a game dev would come along and attract the ire of the feminists and tell them to straight up fuck off, instead of cowing to their demands and giving them another victory. Video game devs should care more about defending their right to creative freedom, rather than looking to appease a very small minority that just wants to sow controversy where there is none.
>>337510139
Because dudes arent waifu material
>>337514089
Its a girl with a dick(a male organ that men have because women dont have dicks)
>Not gay
Okay anon sure~
>>337510139
I just want a skin where she has normal fucking hair. Muscle chicks/amazons are fucking hot but seriously, the tumblr hair kills her design so hard it isn't funny. Why not give her shoulder length platinum blonde hair and give her more of a 'russian bear' motif? Hopefully she gets a skin with proper hair soon enough
>>337510139
It's cause shes pure garbage at what she does. Every other hero is better than her. All you gotta do is walk away. She's the worst.
