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How can ONE game have so many SEXY girls?!
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How can ONE game have so many SEXY girls?!
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>>337495772
>D.va
>sexy
Yah nah, cunt.
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>>337495909
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where's zayra
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Why is mercys ass black
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>muh waifu
>muhh ass hehe
oh look, It's another Overshit thread filled with underage /v/ kids
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>>337496127
I think u r pretty gay desu baka bbq senpai
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Why are all of their legs so long?
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>>337495772
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>>337496112
She is made out of the upper body of a white woman attached the lower body of a black woman.
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>playing the beta online
>black people are on the mic
>"Tracer got dat cake dawg"
>they all start agreeing and mentioning other characters
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>>337496345
because they have anime porportions
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>>337496514
I'd still hit it.
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>not even a waifufag
>played like 5 hours of the beta since i was away from home for the majority of it
>literally can't enjoy all of the other fpses i used to enjoy any more
>nothing to do for 11 days
fuck me
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>>337495772
>>337495909
>>337496019
>>337496042
>>337496112
>>337496127
>>337496204
>>337496345
>>337496410
>>337496514

Is overwatch the Smash 4 of class-based fps?

>Popular
>blatant casualization of the genre
>waifu pandering
>fun casually, but expect a competitive scene because there's money to win
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no loli
no sexy
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>>337496514
Dropped.
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>>337495772
>The character who's gimmick is to be fast and run all day has no ass and pencil legs
Someone needs to be fired over this
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>>337496748
>play any other vidya to pass the time until then
>find myself unmotivated since I would rather be playing overwatch but it's not out yet
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>>337496748
Doom(SP) fills this need for me
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>>337496591
So you be sayin Tacer aint got dat cake nigga?
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>>337495772
widowmakers nose is a bit too curved

pharah = mercy >>>> the rest desu
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>>337496748
I just keep playing tf2

Gotta get my fill of rocket jumping in untill im not allowed to jump anymore
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>>337495772
Love how they leave out the fat Asian and tumblr pink haired bull dyke.

Even with Overwatch, we know what is sexy and what ain't/needs to kill themselves
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>>337497028
my nig
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>>337496514
Literally perfect
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>>337496823
Overwatch is more ASSFAGGOTS than fps
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>>337497381
I think your thinking of Battleborn.
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>>337497431
the fuck is battleborn?
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>>337497381
Not even close to being true. If you have shit aim, you're still going to get things done, except for the occasional reaper/hanzo/76 ult.
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>>337495772
D. Va is the only hot one. The others range from meh to gross.
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>>337497509
isn't that agreeing with it?
cause an FPS would require good aim, and if you didn't have it you wouldn't get anything done.
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>>337495772
Because feminism.
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>>337497381
Nah it's an fps, just a casual one

I think of ults like an uber you can never lose
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How did they get away with D.va being in a literal plugsuit?

That has to be copyrighted
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>>337497585
you do need to aim skillshots in assfaggots, but the main difficulty is in the burden of knowledge and learning matchups/team comps just like overwatch
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>>337495772
This is the proof that this shit game is waifu bait.
Casual weeabo waifu bait. KYS Blizzcucks!
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>>337497817
>assfaggots
>difficulty

you're pretty funny
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>>337497585
Those are the only real ults that automatically play the game for you, and they're really easy to shut down. Not only do you gain ult charge faster from doing damage so the better player will always be stronger in general, they're really easy to shut them down if a bad player uses them because their positioning is usually bad and they're going to get much less done with it than a good player using the ult.
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>>337497891
I suppose it comes down to if you consider rote memorization "difficult"
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>>337497898
you act like anyone that's good at a fps will bother with this moba shit
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>>337497000
A pancake yes
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>>337498191
plenty of pro csgo/tf2/insert non-dead fps game with a competitive scene here players have started playing overwatch, it already had a fairly large amount of people scrimming in beta
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>>337496112
>Why is mercys ass black

D.I.V.E.R.S.I.T.Y.
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>>337498232
>unironically liking thicc

This is a nigger-free site, not a free niggers one
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>>337498329
whatever you say,
they';ll be back to games that require actually doing more than pressing Q every time the prompt comes up in a week or two.

blizzards first MOBA try fucked them in their face, and this is their second try, unfortunately they don't know how to make actual games any more.

the only good thing from overwatch is the porn, and we already have that.
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>>337498393
>thinking not being a low test beta cuck is exclusive to black people
baka desu senpai
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>>337498329
I actually havent heard of too many pro tf2 players making the switch besides like STAR_, jerma, or clockwork

It's alluring because there's money to make, not necessarily that the game is good/complex

Funny enough, i dont even think clockwork is placing well recently
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We are just as sexy also you fucking virgins.
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>>337498487
>doing more than pressing Q every time the prompt comes up
the game was free to play for a while, you could have at least tried it before shitposting
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>competitive video games

Is this what faggots tell themselves they do because they're too fat to actually go outside?
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>>337498681
Go back to collecting cats and making their lives just as painful as yours you spinster.
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>>337498741
>playing shitty games

why bother? I learned everything I needed to know from watching a youtube video of "use the ultimate"
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>>337496823
Well, it's one of the few times where western devs actually suceeded in creating sexy girls instead of the normal man-with-tits.
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>>337495772
Not posting best girl
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>>337498878
The world would be better off without you.
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>>337496891
I know that feel.
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>>337499438
Unfit, fat. lazy.
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>>337499438
My Nigga
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>>337495772
Blizzard since their entire existence has been excellent in creating characters. Its one of their most core and fundamental parts. You can hate them as much as you want (I know I do) but this is a fact more solid than the core of gas giants.
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>>337499942
only fat in the right places
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>>337500080
>>337499438
Are thiccfags the new trapfags?

Mei is the manliest female character in the cast besides zarya

There's nothing impressive about cowtits on a man's body
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>>337500416
Mei isn't even fat. It's literally just her clothes.

Thiccfags strike again.
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>>337500416
Theres nothing impressive about jealous petultant envious women either.

Be still and do try to stop shoving people into catagories.
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>>337498681
>Tattoos
>Muscles
>Face Scars
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>>337496823
>blatant casualization of the genre

>he thinks class-based fps were a hardcore genre

Go ahead, share your competitive TF2 stories.
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>had to take a fap break between nearly every match playing open beta

i'm surprised my dick still works, fuck me blizzard makes some god tier vidya girls
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>>337501660
>tfw playing Torbjorn just so I can be ass height
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>>337497482
Exactly.
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>>337501716
feels good
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>>337501807
>>337501716
fug that's genius
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>>337500324
Eh, no. Blizzard is fucking awful at creating characters. The last game they made that had good characters was the original Starcraft, and they fucked them all over in Starcraft 2.
Warcraft turned to shit the moment they started having story driven campaigns in WC3. It basically turned the franchise into a Disney adventure.
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>>337500606

>just her clothes
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>>337495772
Pity the game is shit.
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Mei is bae
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>>337502056
She is Asian, we will let it pass

Overweight white women are trash.
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because they have to pander to their growing asian audience
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>>337498612
last time i checked he was doing a premade with some cs shitter who would run in by himself and cry when he didnt get healed

with "top 3 pharah top 10 mccree" in his title kek
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i need her back /v/
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We need all these thin women to exist

Make these cows feel shit about themselves and even if 1% of them get their act together and go to the gym, we have done the world a worth of better.
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>>337501807
kek
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>>337502056
You could hibernate inside that ass.
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>>337497028
Look at all these objective correct opinions

Also brOTP
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Fuck 2, Mormon Marry 2, Kill 2
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>>337497028
Perfect taste
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>>337502384
>no best girl
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they all use the same model. if you're not into titcows and negro asses then they're not attractive.

i actually don't think anyone could tell the difference between any of these if they were wearing the same outfit and their hair was covered.

t. lolicon
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>>337502384
Fuck Widow and D.Va
Marry Mercy and Mei
Kill Mei and Tracer
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>>337502384
Kill Widowmaker and DESIGNATED, fuck D.va and Tracer, Marry Mei and D.va
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>>337502507
Kill Symmetra and Tracer*

Woops
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>>337498393
Why won't Ireland leave
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>>337502384
Marry Mei or Symettra, fuck Tracer and widowmaker, kill Mercy and D.va
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>>337502503
Clearly you're not a ass-man to be able to tell the difference between the models.
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The decent character design is the only thing that prevent that game from being a complete disaster.
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>>337502527
fuck i mean Marry Mei and Mercy
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>>337502384
Marry = Mercy & Widowmaker
Fuck = D Va & Symmetra
Kill = Mei & Tracer
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>>337502759
>Marrying a woman whose name is Widowmaker partly because she killed her fucking husband
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>>337502739
no, it's also the fact that the game is fun as fuck
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>>337502384
Kill Tracer and Symmetra, fuck D. Va and Blackwidow, Marry Mei and Mercy
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>>337496748
this
>play overwatch
>like it
>now i'm back to cs go
WAKE ME UP
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>>337502384
Fuck D.va and Widowmaker
Marry Mercy and Tracer and Phara
Kill Mei and Symmetra
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>>337502384
Kill Mei, Symmetra, Tracer
Fuck Dva and Widowmaker
Marry best girls
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>>337497028
Mercy is best girl
Pharah, Tracer and Widowmaker are OK-tier
D.Va and Zarya "would still hit that" tier
Mei is degenerate tier
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>>337502384
Fuck widowmaker

Mormon marry the rest
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>>337502884
It will be a good death.
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>>337502384

Kill Symmetra and Tracer
Muslim marry Pharah and mormon marry Mercy
Fuck Mei and Dva
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>>337502384
Marrry Mei
Fuck Mei
Kill the rest
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>>337503208
sauce
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>>337503208
5/6 close but no cigar
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>tfw I just pre ordered for £10 bongbux
I realise the reason I enjoyed it so much was the lack of loadout bollocks + 'straight into the action COD shit'. I homes back to the quake/BF hybrid of multiplayer. I mained Pharah so felt great playing
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Reminder that Phara is best girl
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>>337502384
Fuck: Overwatch
Kill: This thread

2
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>>337503125
Anon. She'll headshot you from afar one day.
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>>337503037
>>337503208
>>337503408

>people that have a shitskin muslim as waifu
literally wtf how can someone taste be so bad
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>>337503426
she deserves to die if he want to kill mei and tracer
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>>337502358

Everytime I see Pharah and Mercy this song plays in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoknwWYpL_A
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>>337503049
Troof
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>>337503521

Wouldn't she instantly get stoned for having an eye of horus tattoo as a muslim?
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>>337503738
no because she have a rocket launcher and if you are killed by a woman you dont go to muslim heaven
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>10 more days

I am wasting time playing Memelands 2 because I have nothing else and it physically hurts. Wish Doom didnt have denuvo so I could pirate and play that instead.
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>>337503670
Living in harmony indeed. Need that chocolate and vanilla swirl.
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>>337503208
This
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>>337497028
exquisite taste
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>>337503049
Wrong
Goddess tier:
Mercy

Delicious Brown tier:
Pharah
Symmetra

One Night Stand tier:
D.Va
Widowmaker

THICC tier:
Mei

Get a real haircut/color and MAYBE tier:
Zarya

Filthy dumb annoying chav tier:
Tracer
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>>337495772
Who would you keep locked up in your basement for breeding?
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>>337504001
>''Delicious'' Brown
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>>337504210
1v1 me
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>tfw you hook the dva as she ejects out of her mech
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>>337504210

Kill yourself. Chocolate>Vanilla.
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>>337503670
huehuehue

Actual song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZtiJN6yiik
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>>337502384
Fuck Pharah and Mercy.
Marry Pharah and Mercy.
Kill Widow before she kills me.
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>>337503521

>Says we have bad taste
>Posts a nearly undead woman with the skin and personality of a corpse

Have a webm for your troubles though.
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>>337501941
No, they've been making decent characters all games round, with terrible ones being given more attention,

I wholeheartedly disagree with the warcraft 3 part, but I'll agree with them being fucked over relentlessly in SC2
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>>337504001
Id take Symmetra out of Delicious tier cause of her face. Most Indians have unattractive faces.
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>>337495909
spotted a faggot right here
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>>337504665

This so much. Her face is very ugly.
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>>337504284
ok

>>337504326
only if they are elves, if not its literally shit

>>337504435
corpses aren't blue
shit is brown
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>>337502384
Fuck Tracer and Widowmaker
Marry Mercy and D.Va
Kill fat chink and pooinloo
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>>337504762
i saw a pic of her on rule34 on something and i thought wtf she is not like this ingame, they made her ugly to make her look indian, but indians sucks
its not like mei and dva have shitty chinky eyes to look they are from their countries
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>>337502384
Marry Mei and D.Va, fuck Mercy and Tracer, kill the rest
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>>337495772
In some shitty japanese game some dumb as fuck skirt like shit would cover those asses. Evolve japan, throw clothing covering the ass into the trash where it belongs.
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>>337504665
I think her face is OK other than the thick as fuck eyebrows(and not sexy thick like Satsuki's) but it's mostly my leg fetish that put her there, hnnnngh
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>>337502384
kill widowmaker and pooinloo
marry mei and tracer
fuck dva and mercy
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>>337495772
>>337496410
>>337498601
>>337500080
>>337502056
>>337502384
>>337503927
THICC
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>How can ONE game have so many SEXY girls?!

That's the whole selling point, my man. I won't be surprised if Blizzard actually paid r34 artist to draw things.
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>>337497028
this desu senpai
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>>337497028
>>337497232
>>337502358
>>337502434
>>337503049
>>337503935
>>337504001
Hold the fuck up, let me show you how it really is

Best Girls Tier
Mercy = Widowmaker

Okay Girls Tier
D.Va > Mei = Pharah = Symmetra

Awful Girls Tier
Tracer > Zarya
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>>337505091
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
T̲̟͕ͮ̐̇ͥͩ̚̚ͅH̼̰͉̘͚̔̑͐̌̿I͇͂͘C̞̊ͣͭ͆ͦ͂ͥK̷̟͚̼̟̈́̉Ẹ̰͉̮̣̇͊ͥ͐ͬͨ͐Ř̙̠͚͉͊̆̎̊ͣ̋́
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Best girl coming through, you all have shit taste (except tracer fags)
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>>337505204
>widowmaker best girl
i want to die:the post
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>>337505398
>girl
Least played hero for a reason
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>>337502384
fuck Widow and Mei
marry Mercy and D. Va
kill poo in loo and shit VA girl
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>>337505204
>Best Girls Tier
>Widowmaker
Good joke
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>>337505204
>Mercy = Widowmaker
Not even close
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>>337505204
It's not too bad.
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>>337505486
LEWD
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>>337496891
>play DaS3 nonstop since release
>having a blast
>"let me try playing this overwatch beta"
>DaS3 is no longer as fun and have to wait
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>>337505486
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>Mercy fanboys are all cumslut healers like their character

Not surprised.
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>>337505486
>those facial expressions
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>>337505663
i swear to god if you're making fun of me
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>>337505413
>>337505516
>>337505567
I don't care about their personalities, I'm talking strictly character design.
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>>337505798
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Played Smite and I just can't into it anymore. The community sucks. I've never played a game where the community taunts you more than opponents but that's Smite.

I want Overwatch. The withdrawal is kicking in. The most fun beta I've played.
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>>337495772
so, /v/ like fps garbage now?

Why do you guys don't play any Doom instead?
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>>337505834
Yeah and you're still wrong.
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>>337495772
when you have shitty and generic gameplay, you need good looking characters to compensate, Jrpgs survive only because of this fact.
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>>337505398
would be best with that fan created skin
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>>337495772
We live in a fucking golden age of nerd porn. The golden age of the golden age.
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>>337502384
kill tracer and POO, marry mercy and D.va, Fuck mei and widowmaker
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>>337505721
I think a lot of them don't necessarily play her a lot.

They just know who butters their bread. The feeling is mutual though.
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>>337497028
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>>337505204
mercy is an old hag and you should feel bad
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>>337499942
She's working hard on science tho
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>>337505486

>fapping to sfm

yes i know where i am but this shit is still pathetic
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>>337505894
>The withdrawal is kicking in. The most fun beta I've played.

This. A friend and I went into the beta not expecting anything special but now we cant wait till the game comes out.
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>>337506015
>>337505721
She's my third most played and waifu my top two are Junkrat and Roadhog
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>>337506054
mostly because sfm is fucking garbage, but sometimes your nut needs something new to bust over
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>>337505834
how in the hell tracer looks worst than symettra and phara
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>>337497381
So I take it you've never played the game?
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>>337505503
>marry Mercy and D. Va
old and young, i like how you roll.
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>tfw you're not even a Blizzard fan but they won you over
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>>337506054
sfm is 99% garbage riddled with shit fetishes for degenerates

but mei somehow managed to have a couple good ones
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Come on dude
I'm 2 months fap free. Don't do this shit to me.
I thought I was safe from temptation in /v.
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>>337505919
No I'm not

>>337506163
No tits or ass, dumb hairstyle
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>>337502384
Fuck Widow and Mei, Marry Mercy and Tracer, kill Kpop and Poo.
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Are the girls good enough to play this game?
I don't really like fps that much, I only play CSGO
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>>337502384
Marry Mercy and D.Eva
Kill PooinLoo and Mei
Fuck Tracer and Widowmaker at the same time
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>>337506054
Yeah SFM sucks Maya is way better

http://ellowas.tumblr.com/tagged/Overwatch
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>>337496891
this desu
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>>337496591
i love black people on the mics on xbox live

they're usually good players
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>>337506272
D. Va exists to fuck and cook since she's a chink and chink food is usually good
Mercy exists to provide superior genes, I want my children to be good looking, not a purple abomination, poo in loo skin or britcuck with garbage accent
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im about 3 days before buying this game in resistance

someone stop me from turning back into a blizzard drone
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>>337506636
>dva
>chink

write this down nigger

chink = chinese
gook = korean
nip = japanese

and slant is a catchall
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>>337506707
No
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>>337504951
this but swap mercy and dva
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>>337506776
they're all the same faggot
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>>337506707
you can buy and enjoy something without being a fanboy
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Pharah's popularity would skyrocket if she got a zero suit skin.
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>>337495772
>leaving out ice bitch with dat thickness in the yoga pants
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>>337506636
>chink
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>>337497801
prob same way 90% of mecha anime get away with it
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>>337506042
>34
>old
underage end yourself
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>>337506903
or if she wasn't poo colored
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>>337506881
>they're all the same
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>>337497028
Put Zarya either at the top or tied with the top 2, and you have it right
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>>337497179
You left out best girl. We do indeed know who needs to kill himself.
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>>337495772
>How can ONE game get shilled so much on /v/
ftfy
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>>337495909
she's cute. CUTE!!
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>tfw constantly putting up sentries at the control point and getting 10+ eliminations from them

>tfw teammates are using your teleporter en masse, giving you satisfaction

>tfw you give everyone armor before the game starts and they thank you
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>>337504435
Source?
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>>337502384
Seems a lot of people would Kei maybe and the 2nd one is a mixed bag

Being fat and unfit is death
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Pharah is best girl all other girls go home.
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>>337500606
nah she fat as a pig
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>>337507774

Her rockets are so hard to land because low and if I try on the ground I self damage myself to death.
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>>337506315
Just fap you faggot.
We know you want to do it.
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>>337505204
God tier taste.
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>>337507774
best girls
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>>337507924
The only flattering art of her is concept art. As the official stuff started to roll out, she got more porky as we came.

Women are an investment, if they are chunky now, it only goes downhill from there.

Better to have a Tracer that slowly MIGHT become a Mei, then a Mei that slowly becomes Jabba the Hutt.

My waifu is not a stretchmarked fatty.
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>>337506424
Maya IS better, but also alot harder to use

SFM can be used by retards after 2 days of learning, hence why so much porn is made.
Low quality usually, but you're bound to find something catering especially to your fetishes or make it yourself.
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>>337507685
the thank yous are automatic non player made unfortunately. Unless you see the thumbs up.

Still I understand why she is in support, not so much because of her portal status, but because she can be played either offensive or defensive map roles equally.
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>>337499942
so, you're describing yourself?
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>>337508252
Blame Blizzard for that then.
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>>337496748
>>337502973

this times a trillion
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>>337505883
PRAISE YEVON FAGLORD
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I want to breed Mei!
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>>337507961
I'm not weak.
I'll hold on.
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>>337495772
Fuck, Kill, Kiss, Marry
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>>337508252
>Better to have a Tracer that slowly MIGHT become a Mei

A Mei-shaped Tracer...I don't know if my dick can handle that much joy.
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>>337495772
Because of realistic beauty standard and not those fat fucks from the dove commercials
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>>337508252
I'd pay money for a thicker Mei skin. Or beach babe skin.
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>>337502384
Fuck D.Va and Widowmaker
Marry Mercy and Pharrah
Kill Tracer and Mei
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>>337498681
>She will never be your personal trainer.

Why live?
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>>337502384
Fuck Symmetra and Widow
Marry Ana and Mercy
Kill D.va and Mei
t.Pharah
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>>337509270
Fuck Widowmaker
Kill Tracer
Kiss D.Va
Marry Mercy

Exact order.
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>10 days
We're getting there... Seriously I'm so fucking bored. Valve shooters are shit in comparison. Almost tempted to buy fucking WoW or something.
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>>337509603
Mei just ask her, she'll probably be up for it.
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>>337508718
best girl
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how thick is too thick

i can barely walk holy shit
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Is Mei considered a top hero?
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>>337509949
>too thick
Stop this meme
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>>337510078
Not really.
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>>337510082

>Fatty enablers

Kill yourself.
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>>337510082
>>337510168
ughhhhhhhh
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>>337510078
overpowere piece of shit that freezes you and kills you in 3 headshots
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>>337510210

>letting yourself get frozen

She has to hug your balls for 10 minutes to freeze you. Now that Mcgree instant stun and kill is the real bullshit.
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Mei is like Velma form Scooby Doo.

Totally an uggo, but all the fan art and porn of her make her breeding material.

Thank god all the gals in OP exist. The real women. I fucked 2 fat girls once, nothing is pretty about them naked
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>>337500905
I have facial scars. Do people see me as an edgy OC made real?
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>>337510326
>tfw mei will never hug your balls for 10 minutes
>>337510403
she's not ugly though, velma is
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>>337510462

You are a walking edge. I would make fun of you if I saw you in real life and gift you a copy of Hatred.
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>>337510551

Fuck you dude Velma is hot. I would love a Velma outfit for Mei.
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>>337510551
>she's not ugly
Keep living to yourself
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>>337510403
Mei isn't fat though, she's got a flat stomach in official art.
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>>337510716
You'd still fampai it though
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>>337506306
So cute Frenchie :)
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