In Zero Mission (2004), we can see that the zero suit has patterns shaped exactly like a thong.
In Brawl, it was a bit toned down.
In Other M, the thong was gone.
WHY?!?!
Thongs are out of fashion.
>>337491825
Thongs will never be out of fashion due to their sheer sexiness.
your autism is showing
>>337491518
Looks like she stopped going to the gym and became a bimbo. That's bad.
daily reminder
>>337492904
What has that to do with the thong?
>>337493067
what does Smash trash have to do with Metroid?
fucking autist
>>337493146
Samus is in both games
YOU FUCKING PILE OF NIGGER TRASH
>>337493262
>Samus is in both games
just a toy variant, seriously hope you don't think Smash is canon to anything
go back to your shitty threads Smash autist
>>337494294
Toy? Do you call Samus a toy?
>>337494501
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/03/23/why-smash-bros-fighters-are-toys-not-actual-characters-duking-it-out
fucking autismo
>>337493262
>YOU FUCKING PILE OF NIGGER TRASH
>nigger
back to /pol/, ya cunt
>>337492904
Good, that's actually one of the few decisions I agree with, with Sakamoto.
>>337491518
>everybody thinks Samus is being increasnigly sexualized
>tfw you realize that Samus is actually being less sexualized
>>337495125
Yup, Smash 4 brought back Samus's muscle tone.
>>337495280
You mean it decreased it. 2004 was the height of her physique.
>>337495125
the fact samus isn't in thongs anymore mean she's not the happy stripper we use to know
Zero Suit is literally a walking censorship
>>337495493
>Zero Suit is literally a walking censorship
DELETE THIS
>>337492904
>even sakamoto thinks the ZSS shit is going to far
maybe he's not so bad after all
>>337495437
You sure about that because I can see muscle tone in her body. especially compared to anorexic 2008 Samus, and short no muscle bitch Samus from 2010.
>>337491518
>illegal usage of official models
>the ass will never be as gud as it was in zero mission
>you will never be this shocked again by an ass this gud in a nintendo game
>you will never have a 4 second turbo fap on your game boy SP again
>>337495817
>women
>muscle
yeah its for the best
>>337491518
If I am ever a successful game developer, I'm going to make sure it gets better than 2004, not worse.
Wish me luck.
>>337491518
2008 is great. Look at how tight that is, no sagging like the others.
>>337495634
>Two playable epilogues and a couple cutscenes over the course of six games is too far.
>>337496475
no, he's just being fooled by the Smash meme
>>337496430
2008 an anorexic bitch. 2004 & 2014 are the only good ones.
>>337491518
Zero Mission is the worst Metroid game because it introduced the Zero Suit.
>>337496702
>being this much of a faggot
also,
>being this incorrect
She was way more sexual before the zero suit was around
>>337495817
Unf
>>337496873
I want to sexualize all the Samuses.
>>337497079
But can you handle them all at once?
>>337497297
Probably not, but I'm willing to try.
>>337497079
This is why the Zero Suit sucks. It's literally the worst designed outfit for out of suit Samus. From best to worst:
6>2>5>4>3>1
>>337496990
>Unf
?
>>337491518
Because now her exposed butthole is right underneath the suit.
You could practically smell it through her suit if you were to bury your nose inside her ass
>>337494738
>you can't say nigger without being redirected to /pol/
you double nigger
>>337495817
If you look at 2004 Samus, she has a lot of bulging muscle. 2014 has some, but in the same ballpark.
>>337497819
>It's literally the worst designed outfit for out of suit Samus.
Says you, I like it.
>>337491518
Visible panty lines have made a comeback of lewdness
>>337496430
>sagging
Is this guy for real?
>>337498539
Do you like this Superman outfit too?
>>337498530
I agree, well ignoring the shitty heels, at least 2014 Samus is a step in the right direction.
>>337498784
No, I prefer the old one.
But I don't see what that has to do with anything.
as graphics got better people conversely got more easily offended at the female for
>>337491518
That actually looks more erotic
Seriously.
>>337498808
What? She's a step in the wrong direction because she lacks a lot of the muscles 2004 Samus had.
>>337499103
And I prefer the older Samus designs, but what we're stuck with is an ugly bright blue full body suit with power lines etched all over it.
>>337500081
Compare to her shitty 2008 & 2010 versions, yes she is. Faded blond hair, MUSCLE TONE, actually somewhat resembles her Zero Mission counterpart 2014 Samus is definitely a step in the right direction to get Samus's design back on track after the abominations that were Brawl Samus and Other M Samus.
>>337500173
I'm not saying you're not allowed to dislike the Zero Suit, you have that right.
But there is no reason to get butthurt because some happens to like it.
>>337500498
OK, I can understand why you dislike 2008, but her 2010 body isn't that much different from 2014.
>>337500825
Other M Samus looks like weebshit, they removed her muscle tone completely shrunk her down and made her a subservient bitch. They even messed up her hair.
>>337496317
Good luck anon
>>337501254
>japanese game looks japanese
gee.
>>337491974
They're for sluts, racial minorities and mothers of faggot posters
>>337501415
>yet another japanese game's design makes the other japanese game's design look like shit
>>337501254
What are you smoking? Her body is basically the same as in 2014, except that 2010 Samus is TALLER than Smash Samus.
>>337501254
>and made her a subservient bitch.
That's really more of a difference in how Samus has been presented to the East and West over the years.
In the west she's been called a bounty hunter, which implies a level of independence.
From what I understand in the East she more along the lines of a PMC who has always still been under the Federation's chain of command.
>>337501624
Oh nice it is to have variety
>>337501625
ARE YOU SMOKING?! are you trying to tell me this image looks anything like >>337495817
or >>337496990? because I don't see it also is Other M Samus really taller than Smash 4 Samus
>Continued in next post
>>337501984
>>337501625
>another fucking idiotic Zero Suit shitpost thread
Whoever you are stop spamming this thread.
>>337502127
>>337502328
Can't see 2014 Samus in that pic.
>>337502127
The power suit is anatomical impossibility no matter how tall you make samus.
>>337502619
>>337502619
Makes a hell of a lot more sense Prime/Super style though.
>>337502619
Oh it is?
>>337502702
Yes, her neck is inhuman and the proportions on the arms are fucked..
The fact that the vara suit has that v shaped projection outward of the chest instantly disqualifies it from being capable of use by a human being, even a broad shouldered man.
The length of the chest cavity completely dislocates the arms from the body, less they force your arms at a bizarre angle. Either way it would be incredibly hard to move your arms.
It's almost like the arms were designed to dangle from the shoulder pads, which is the only way she'd be able to get the range of movement displayed in the game.
>>337502736
Yes, look at her arms and hip size even in that pixel art, it doesn't work.
>>337503698
You do know that the suit has an organic layer that allows Samus free movement and flexibility right. The shoulder portion of the suit doesn't get in the way of her arm movements and the helmet is not connected to the chest plate or back thrusters.
>>337504225
That doesn't solve the problems
The shoulders have to be completely dislocated from the body to get the range of movement that's displayed in the game.
>>337504423
Here is the Power Suit's organic layer the shoulder pads are completely separated from the organic portion.
>>337504808
they're still projecting from the center of the shoulders, that's still an inhuman form that implies one has a coat hunger for shoulders with arms at the end.
>>337491518
Anyone who says that 2004 is muscular doesn't know what muscles look like.
2004 Samus has a huge, fat ass. I can almost see it jiggling from here.
>>337498460
it's a global rule, now go back
>>>/pol/
>>337505890
Rule that moot made when was 16 and hated memes.
>>337506154
then why Gook hasn't take it down yet?
>>337505890
>it's a global rule
That's never fucking enforced, not by even the most anal of mods.
>>337506254
He doesn't care and redwood needs an excuse to ruin /co/.
>>337506154
>>337506343
>Rule that moot made when was 16 and hated memes.
this literally applies to anything rule that was up before hiroshima came
>/pol/cucks this retarded
>>337506456
>this literally applies to anything rule that was up before hiroshima came
Good think I never said that then.
>>337506343
>That's never fucking enforced, not by even the most anal of mods.
this is why /v/ never have video game discussion here.
>>337502702
>not using footwear under the power armor
almost as disgusting as people who drive bare feet.
>>337506456
No, moot was just incredibly fucking lazy when it came to updating rules.
For example, He kept assuming that the anti-invasion rule automatically counted for activism and continued to assume this after chanology.
Then GG happened and all this resentment and bullshit occurred just like when he banned Chanology. On his last Q&A he was basically like "lol wut? activism has always been against the rules" and preceded to explain exactly why he didn't like activist movements on 4chan. The reasons were all well out of the way of the rule he was claiming it fell under, and he never edited the rule to include the reason for something he enforced twice.
He never made any effort to change rules, which is why you have rules that literally describe memes (no image macro responses, which reaction images count as) and other shit that seem like they were written up before 4chan became 4chan.
No one enforces the racism rule for racial slurs like nigger, only one mod ever did that and he is the reason /co/ is shit (also was most likely kicked from the mod team).
>>337506927
>b-but i didn't say it
it's logic, m8
why would you ignore an establish rule just because moot isn't around anymore?
bet you're that fag trying to pretend he's on an agenda to stop MLP posters when he's trying to get the mlp rule taking off.
hate that shitposting autist, he's not even the original "Barneyfag!" guy
>>337507246
You mean people saying nigger is why there isn't videogame discussion on /v/?
Not the endless stream of replies from bootyblasted reddit faggots?
Not the endless amount of waifu threads shitting up the entire catalog?
Notlolthreads?
Not consolewar faggots who belong in neogaf?
Not e-celeb threads?
Everything is fine until someone says nigger right?
>>337507567
>why would you ignore an establish rule just because moot isn't around anymore?
Because nobody established it even when Moot was here you absolute fucking newfag.
I want reddit to leave
>>337506343
>That's never fucking enforced, not by even the most anal of mods.
>Battlefield 1 and multiple threads of a black Ps4 owner and his "games" gets deleted daily
>>337508464
>Threads dedicated to shitposting get deleted
you don't say?
>>337508913
>racism is not shitposting
>>337508913
>Threads dedicated to shitposting get deleted
Then why is this thread still up?
>>337509016
One person in a thread saying nigger doesn't mean the entire thread is a shitposting thread.
>>337509046
i-it's a Samus thread, not a porn dump thread, i swear!
>>337509304
the ones i've mention were all OPs
>>337509713
I'm assuming your talking bout the BF1 and black dude with his games threads. Ignoring the fact that the black dude with the game collection wasn't being racist, what's your point? I said that the BF1 threads were shitposting threads.
>>337510017
literally half the made threads are mostly le we wuz, bix nood, and cuckposting
>>337509046
>tfw I was talking to somebody about Severa in the chinese dress thread
>tfw no FE thread to carry on
>>337510196
Again, what's your point? I'm saying that they're shitposting threads.
>>337510292
the global rule is being enforced
thong's gong
>>337510413
No, it's shitposting threads getting deleted. If it was a rule being enforced the people who post them and the anons agreeing with it would be getting banned.
>>337510823
>No, it's shitposting threads getting deleted.
stay in denial
>racist threads aren't shitposting threads
>>337510941
>stay in denial
How about you prove to me that these users are getting banned for racism? Considering it never fucking happens on 4chan.
>racist threads aren't shitposting threads
For the third time, I'm not disagreeing with this.
>>337511191
>How about you prove to me that these users are getting banned for racism? Considering it never fucking happens on 4chan.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/337487695/#337505756
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/337464230/#337487124
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/337468428/#337474543
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/337455834/#337467484
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/337455834/#337464982
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/337391951/#337394947
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/337359252/#337360986
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/337359252/#337359358
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/337331647/#337347928
>report repost shit thread
>nothing happens
What do the jannies/mods do all day? I mean it's obviously not their jobs, I cant imagine that they get more than 5% of what they should be doing done. So what occupies so much of their time that they cant do their very easy job?
>>337496873
Metroid 2 samus is best samus.
>>337511714
All of those threads involve one person saying nigger getting their post deleted.
In a thread full of people saying nigger and nothing happening to them.
Excellent example, I'm sure there was no there reason why they were banned, it was definitely only because they said nigger.
>>337512332
>haha, if i cherrypick no one's gonna know
just stay in denial /pol/fag
mods are doing their job with the rule and amount of excuse is gonna prove they're not.
>>337512715
>mods are doing their job with the rule and amount of excuse is gonna prove they're not.
Instead of your own fucking """evidence""" proving that there's plenty of people who say nigger unironically and nothing happens to them.
I'm beginning to think you're just shitposting at this point because nobody can be this retarded.
>>337498291
This sounds exactly like something I'd want to do.
>>337505128
> Inhuman
> Inhuman
> Inhuman
You do know Samus is not "human", right? She was a long time ago, but by the time of Super, she's part Chozo (bird), and later part Metroid (Jellyfish). She's basically a freak of nature, could be both muscular and soft as fuck to be flexible at the same time possibly.
>>337515215
Her body doesn't contour to the bizarre anatomy of the Vara suit, anon. It doesn't matter if she's inhuman, the chozo and metroid stuff doesn't give her such anatomy.
>>337491518
Would you sniff samus' thong?
>>337511714
>>337512715
Seriously, fucking kill yourself. Why the fuck is anyone in fucking 2016 giving a shit about that fucking word? If your being assblasted being called a Nigger, then you're probably one that should just fuck off being a pussy bitch. I could give two shits being called Nigger today, it's fucking old news. Now get the fuck out and stop shitposting. Get back on topic.
>>337511876
They're shitposting too.
>>337515215
She's not part Metroid. At the end of Fusion when she absorbs the SA-X, that purges all X and Metroid matter from her. She's back to "normal" afterwards. Further that's not how a fucking vaccine works.
