>it's another "enb walks slowly around and watches things for 40 minutes" episode
ayyy
>It's another 'ENB pokes his tip into a short optional area before rushing to the final boss' episode
Probably for the best considering this;
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6vCZdcp6hE
>>337478832
>Dubbing DaS 1 music over the game because he sees the Dark Sign sun.
autism
i dont understands /v/'s problem with enb. He's a cool dude
>>337479105
It's like a handful of people that make these threads. Other youtubers usually end up getting talked about here.
>>337478991
ya i cringed
>>337479105
It's just a little negging, anon.
Explain the miscarriage thing to me.
>>337479357
wife had 2 miscarriages
>>337479357
red jelly
>>337479357
When a pregnancy fails for whatever reason, it's called a miscarriage, Anon and ENB's wife had a couple.
>>337478159
*sigh*..just stop...pls
>>337479413
>>337479418
Thought he had a kid already?
This before or after?
>>337479543
After. And I honestly don´t know where people are getting the second miscarriage from.
>>337479624
Huh, seems spiteful to bring it up.
>>337478159
>watching other people play video games
neo /v/ exists and is toxic
>>337479736
Pretty much, but that's /v/ after all.
>"i've spoken with miyazaki-san on several occassions"
>>337479736
It's just unfortunately hilarious. Miyazaki keeps putting dead babies in his game that he loves.
>>337479886
>Laugh at a guy who lost a baby
>Get upset when people ask why BF1 is niggered up
What happened?
>>337479624
He posted it on reddit after some fags were worried about him.
He said that he didn't want to publicly talk about the second miscarriage because he didn't want people to pity him or act like a diva, but since people were asking him so much about what was going on, he just replied to a reddit thread saying that his wife miscarried a second time.
Oddly enough, almost no one knows about this second miscarriage.
I think ENB is pretty alright for youtuber. His personality isnt that great but his videos are kinda insightful.
He did miss a lot of obvious stuff on this playthrough even if it is blind but he did guess a lot of the lore stuff even though he immediately overthought it.
He's doing a much better job than say german spy who I am pretty sure has aspergers or something now.
>>337480071
man, i dont pity him but a second miscarriage is harsh.
>>337480016
Seems like a regular day on /v/.
Personally, I don't laugh at his miscarriage(s) and don't care about BF1 having black people in because they were actually there. They're not made up black folk.
>>337480232
>0.0001% of the fighting force for 6 months
Come on now son.
>It's another "OP makes a thread about gay Youtube celebrities because he is a faggot" thread
>2 miscarriages
God decided not to give more kids to a weak faggot who summons for the crystal sage
>>337478832
>>It's another 'ENB pokes his tip into a short optional area before rushing to the final boss' episode
>Doesn't explore any optional areas
>complains the game is too short
I think ENB is a decent enough guy as far as youtubers go, but sometimes he's painfully dumb.
>>337479892
He says he's talked with him once, because he did over drinks. Didn't even sperg out and talk about Souls with him much.
>Salty weebs hate ENB because he has fun playing videogames
>It's just the same 3-4 people hate-jerking
Y'all niggas just sad, go outside or something.
>>337480315
Which means they were there, so what's the big deal about showing a black guy there?
God damn I really am getting frustrated with this Let's Play. There is no reason to walk around as slow as he does. I understand not wanting to miss shit but literally walking with your shield up when entering each room and pausing to look in each direction for 5 seconds is just overkill.
>>337480378
He didn't summon for Crystal Sage. The only bosses he's summoned for are Abyss Watchers, which he immediately made another character to solo with, and Sully, and he just let Anri die so he could check out the boss's moveset.
Considering the fact he straight up found a boss and didn't go back and then did nothing else, I think this is the least anything episode yet.
>>337480315
Who cares? They're not straight up made up so I don't give a shit about that. If you make up the 107th Trans Brigade who single handedly won Verdun, I'd care.
>epicnamebro
what could he have possibly meant by this?
>>337480494
But ENB is the biggest weeb of all, he actually moved to Japan.
>>337480670
That we make embarrassing online handles when we are young, and there's a reason why he just goes by enb.
>>337480176
Spy has become a second PlagueofGripes, or even a level worse.
>>337480576
You probably wouldn't like AGermanSpy's then either, he's going on 20 episodes and he just recently killed the tree.
But what can you expect when DS3 is as disappointing as it is.
>https://www.vessel.com/videos/fT8m-Oc2q
>Let's watch Pat get everything completely wrong - The episode.
>>337480512
And plastered all over everything to do with the game? You know it's to do with an agenda don't play dumb.
I have no problem with ENB but this I've watched a few episodes of this let's play and he's frustrating with how slow he is, and killing himself because he didn't understand an attack is retarded.
>>337480678
He grew up in Mississippi, I'd say that escaping there to anywhere else is a victory.
He's livin the weeb dream.
>>337480751
OH MY GOD, DUSK TURNED INTO A TREE!?
>>337480784
Of course it's an agenda, but if they need to push one and it's 2016, they need to push one, it's better to push one based in real life on the actual war that existed than one that isn't
>>337480784
Why do you care so much about their advertising? For something which is actually historically accurate, no less? Is only the majority allowed to be represented in fiction or something, and they should just pretend that "0.0001%" didn't exist?
>>337480751
100 dollars that he's gonna summon 3 phantoms for a boss out of spite for the fans
>>337480887
And then he went back to Mississippi with his waifu.
>>337480956
Like female mudslime horse back warriors for example?
>>337480887
He moved back recently, though
>>337480967
Sick of niggers ever where in the media.
>>337481013
Pat would cut his own dick off if he thought it would spite someone else.
>>337480731
I watched AAutisticSpy play the DLC of Dark Souls 1 and it was even worse than ENB's current run of Ds3. German Spy takes waaaaay too long and bitches about minor shit waaay too often. How the fuck people manage to watch him is beyond me.
>>337478991
lol you have autism.
>>337480727
>muh rushdowns
>muh 20 minute gripe on fanservice when he's barely beaten the 2nd boss
>muh farming
>muh cheesing
>muh minmaxing build
He's going to crazy till the end of the
playthrough
>>337480907
No she didnt read the description on the white birch branch.
>>337481080
yeah, better they're kept at the back of the agenda pushing than at the front.
>>337481207
Ah, so you're just stupid then, and it's not actually about the historical record at all. Gotcha.
>>337481257
Mudslime female horseback warriors are in the game anon.
I'm actually kinda jealous of people who gets to play the game blind.
I can't stop myself from browsing and those reviewer bastards who got the game early spoiled everything.
I mean I still had fun, but I think it would be more fun if I had the chance to play the game blind.
>>337481226
Go back to twitter and complain about YT comments being mean, Marcus
>>337481349
Hence, keeping them at the back of the pushing rather than at the forefront like the Harlem
>>337481267
Na just really racist now I think, never used t be but the last 5 years of forced multicult raping my country changed things.
>>337481439
Instead of the French? Gottcha.
>>337481241
Pat literally exclaimed that when he picked up the Crown of Dusk next to one of the white birches. Then he also assumed that Pharis turned into one of those giant dog mages in Farron when one dropped the Pharis Hat, but even Woolie and Matt, who know nothing about Dark Souls 1, pointed out how stupid that was.
>>337480727
Its amazing to watch. It took him 4 episodes and recording a batch of post commentary to finish one single thought.
His comments are still full of people giving up one by one but leaving nice little messages to just say they can't take it anymore and are not going to watch the rest of the episodes because his relentless negative attitude and autistic approach to builds and using Firebombs for everything then getting hit anyway was fucking them up.
>>337481521
Don't be putting words in my mouth. It's inevitable that agenda pushing is a thing now.
I'd not even put the yanks in the game at all. Or if I did, they'd just be sat at home for 3 years doing fuckin nothing.
>Still wearing Deep Ring
JUST
>>337480727
What is wrong with Plague?? I only watched his shitty animations.
Why did he put so much points into endurance?
>>337480576
>Years ago when he did the DaS1 DLC fans demanded he do it blind, to sate them he did one episode blind where he was slow and had his shield up and was plodding along at his own pace
>ENB CHAN ENB CHAN DO A BLIND RUN DO A BLIND RUN
>Wow I'm surprised the results are the exact same!
>>337481787
He tries really hard to live up to his name and complain about everything.
>>337481860
So he is just autistic?
>>337481440
Well, not sure what to say to that.
>>337481787
Dude literally stares at walls for 10 minutes will ranting on and on about stuff.
>>337481358
lol you have autism.
>>337481787
He fucking hates every Souls game apart from 1, he hated Bloodborne, he hated 2 and 3. He played through Demons with a stream.
His 80 part LP of Dark Souls was mostly him complaining about the game in the minutest of details.
>>337481910
Yes. He even used to make furry porn for /co/.
>>337481787
He just complains about absolutely everything. It's really annoying, he has nothing even remotely positive to say about anything. At least in video games. He seems to be into furry stuff.
>>337481052
>>337481138
Oh right, I remember him talking about that.
>>337481241
Spys an odd dude, but I got to give him credit for the weird stuff he's willing to do, like farming early enemies to see what they drop.
Either way, I like Spy and ENB way more than the people who just speculate crazy shit all day and put clickbait titles on YouTube videos.
>>337481990
>>337481994
How is he so popular????
>>337481241
>muh 20 minute gripe on fanservice when he's barely beaten the 2nd boss
And all it boiled down to was "there's no way DaS1, DaS2 and DaS3 could exist in the same universe."
Which is ridiculous. You're arguing with the fucking creators of the game.
>>337480678
You don't know what a weeb is. Consider suicide, for all our sakes.
>>337481662
He's becoming a different kind of DSP
>>337481591
Wow, thats really stupid I have got stop watching souls youtubers.
I only watched ENB because his From the dark series was ok because he planned it a bit and German spy because ENB kept mentioning him.
But I really regret it now.
>>337482106
>Enb climbs up a tiny hill with nothing on it in the Cathedral of the Deep
>What are they trying to show me here, what am I missing
>Opens a door that has a bonfire on the other side of it
>WHAT? A FREE BONFIRE? THIS IS UNHEARD OF IN THE OTHER GAMES
ENB I love you lad, but holy shit do I hate this playthrough
>Pat: 'Thankfully, I'm Overleveled so this fight is easy'
>Woolie stops him from continuing
What a bunch of huge crybabbies.
Why is the only good Dark Souls LP Edwad Emberpants for fuck sake.
Even that has fucking Vaati in it.
>>337482054
>>337481990
>>337481934
Just turned on a vid of his, his playthrough voice is so fucking bad.
I like enb and all but watching him play DS3 blind and overlook so many things while also trying to be slow and methodical is frustrating.
>>337482106
Two best friends shilling his channel
>>337479418
>>337482106
couple animations he did about souls
association with TBFP
>>337482105
>Spy and ENB way more than the people who just speculate crazy shit all day and put clickbait titles
Yes, I suppose this is fair about ENB though Spy im not so sure.
Still going to watch his playthrough for the crazy stuf he keeps doing and his willingness to put himself through it.
>it's another "/v/ insists on discussing some literally who youtube celeb" episode
>>337482106
He made a dark souls parody that I think got really popular? That's how I found him. I quickly stopped following him when I found out what kind of a whiny cunt he really was.
>>337482303
Last episode was awful. Aside from the video being terrible, Criken was trying way too hard to be annoying.
>>337480071
Miscarriage huh, that means he cummed in his wifes pussy.
>>337480576
when he loaded the game to see if it makes crystal lizards respawn he had like 70 hours on the counter
and that was like episode 11 or something
>>337479105
These threads always turn into how ENB is leagues beyond any other souls youtuber
>>337482561
I'm in it for BedBananas insanity. Doesn't he have another one coming out?
>>337479736
>/v/
>not spiteful
>>337482453
>Still going to watch his playthrough for the crazy stuf he keeps doing and his willingness to put himself through it.
Likewise, only a madman farms 70k souls in the first area of the game.
>>337482561
I would like it if Criken was actually trying
I'm pretty sure that he's still using +0 weapons because he's being carried
He never swings, I know that's the point but it's not that fun to watch
>>337482604
or someone else did
>>337480967
I would rather they do that instead what they are doing, pretending that the French don't exist in a game about fucking world war 1.
fuck you and fuck all these agenda pushing kikes. my ancestors didn't die for them to be spat upon by nigger lovers.
>>337483013
>madman
Did they word filter autist?
ENB should never have started doing blind runs in the first place. I think the best balance between his original Dark Souls videos which were more like guides and his current blind LPs would be something like his Demon's Souls playthrough from 2013 or whenever. He just plays through the game all chill and talks about the lore and the series in general.
>>337483324
That is a very good idea
at episode 35, how much more is left in the game
>>337483375
I still want my complete DeS Playthrough from him.
I think I never saw him fight False King Allant.
>>337483495
like 20%
>>337483375
And then never finishes it.
>>337483495
Main game? Like 10 episodes at his speed
Main and optional areas? Who knows probably like 25
>>337482604
more than I can say for myself desu
>>337483495
He has 3 main bosses left.
2 areas left and they are super small.
He also needs to go back and do Izalith, Gardens, Archdragon Peak and Firelink Shrine, but it looks like he is going to ignore them all because there is a dark sign in the sky and that is cooler.
I'd say another 7-8 episodes left before he goesNG+
So what is he going to play next?
He's not that good at playing non souls games.
>>337483391
Next we'll have an automated reddit bot to delete posts with swearing in them.
>>337483739
2-3 more LPs of DS3
>>337483739
Odin Sphere Leifthrasir.
I also hope he does another Lonely Heart Club.
Or the Murasama DLC, but I don´t think that is likely.
>>337483820
I just want more people to start saying madmanism in reference to retards on the internet
He was right in front of the foggate, why the fuck did he not go back there? What the fuck is wrong wih him in this playthrough. He entered 2 optional areas and left both just to advance muh plot muh anor londo gwyn lore
>>337483375
yeah dark days/demon days is his best stuff, his in depth dark souls lp is pretty good too but i prefer when the more relaxed stuff desu
>>337483739
He said before DS3 that he wanted to do DS2, but that it would depend on how much he likes DS3 on whether it is next or not.
He also had a Demon Souls LP planned for after DS3 as well as BB DLC and Chalice Dungeons.
>>337483375
We'd need a coherent story from DS3 for that kind of content, but I agree.
>>337482218
Pat must be lying about being a souls fan. Everything he says about the game and the lore is 100% wrong and he just overlevels to avoid any challenge.
>>337484021
I thought he wasn't doing BB DLC because muh dead babies
>>337484021
Wait, are you saying he actually hasn't played DS2?
>>337483142
Yes it is, I love the adventures of an incompetent chosen one.
>>337484071
That is just /v/-meme shit.
He has always said they he is going to do the Chalice Dungeons but not right after the LP because they are boring as shit.
He just needed a break from BB because he had played it every day for over a year and he needed a break from it.
>>337484201
He has played DS2, just not done an LP on it because he doesn't like anything not Miyazaki.
>>337484201
He helped on the guide, but he never played the DLC
>>337479105
What the fuck is up with his accent?
>says "so"
>comes out seoour
>>337484326
Welcome to southern accents.
>>337484258
This, it's more about the journey of poor Bedbananas and Vaati. Also, Vaati lore bullying.
>>337484021
has he ever given his final thoughts on das2? he seemed bored with it during his lp but he had life stuff so that probably dragged the game down a bit
i wonder if he's even gone back and played it
>>337484326
He's from Louisiana. A lot of Gulf Coast people have a weird mix of a traditional Southern accent and a sort of coastal surfer dude accent.
>>337483739
his muramasa videos are decent
>>337484502
I thought he was from Mississippi?
>>337484623
Yeah maybe I'm confusing him with Peeve, I know one of those fucks is from Louisiana.
At least he isn't almost lvl 70 at Wolnir and tried to summon multiple player phantoms because his OP stats and Estoc won't save him
>>337484473
>has he ever given his final thoughts on das2
>>337478159
>Watching other people play video games
Well there is your problem
>>337485275
>Playing video games
Well there is your problem
>>337485105
Pretty much the sme shit everyone said pre release or close to release and then everyone started hating on it.
Even things like powerstance or bonfire ascetics or NG+ changes, noone gives a shit about those things because NO MIYAZAKI I WANT EVERY TITANITE SHARD TO BE IMPORTANT
He acts like Miyazaki is making the game all by himself
>>337485324
>le i dont play video games
fuck off
>>337485394
you got a problem with miyazaki-sensei, bitch?
>>337485706
No, but if DS3 would be exactly the same, but without Miyazaki in the credits everyone would shit on it and call it stupid fanservice
>>337485859
Are you implying the only reason people dislike DS2 is because of no Miyazaki?
Because that's not true.
>>337485859
I don't really understand the constant bitching about fanservice, the only really big point of it is Old Dragonslayer, besides that the story and areas are pretty independent of DS1. It's like if people bitched about Patches and Crestfallen Warrior being DeS fanservice
>>337486125
>this level of denial
LOL
>>337479987
I bed END some how insulted* Miyazaki at that dinner, and now he keeps adding all the red jelly to fuck with him.
*Unknowingly
>>337486465
In his BB let's play he mentioned that Miyazaki was disappointed that he didn't fall for an early ambush
I guess we know who got the last laugh there
>>337486315
>Bland areas
>Shit bosses
>ADP
Not saying it's all bad though.
I literally don't care if Miyazaki had a bigger hand in DS2 or not, I find it the worst of the series so far. At least the DLC was pretty good.
>>337486616
There is no ADP in DS1
>>337486615
Miyazaki is sacrificing his children to make people buy more Souls games
>>337486729
Yeah, that's why it's the better game.
The only shit areas in DS1 are Izalith and the Crystal Caves.
>>337486943
DS1 however has
>Bland areas
>Shit bosses
I'll take having to pay for a skill in an aRPG over shit design any day
dumb pig poster
>>337486943
I'm probably one of the very few people who actually like to Darkmoon in Lost Izalith.
It's a quiet life, but satisfying, because you know full well that the guy is super frustrated from BoC already and you just worsened his day even more.
>>337487050
How about you name those shit areas and bosses so that I can tell you that you're wrong?
Other than Izalith/Crystal Caves, and Bed of Chaos/Ceaseless Discharge/Asylum Demon reskins.
>>337486760
>>337486465
>>337486615
>>337486364
>>337487289
He just needs to consume one more umbilical chord so he can become a Great One.
>>337487268
>How about you name those shit areas and bosses
http://darksouls.wikidot.com/areas
http://darksouls.wikidot.com/bosses
>>337487451
>Miyazaki, the Red Sun
>>337483739
hes going to suffer the sam fate as cod youtubers.
>playing only one game for channel
>game series ends and dies off
>having to adapt
>fade into obscurity
tis the fate of single game play youtubers
>>337486760
>ENB has 2 miscarriages
>BB and Dark Souls 3 come out
>ENB finally has a live child
>Miyazaki ends the series
It all adds up
>>337478159
It's basically what he's been doing for all prior series up to this point. What do you expect, that he suddenly starts speedrunning in part 35 of his third Dark Souls series?
>>337487463
Epic! Way to show him DS2bro!
>>337487684
But who was the original sacrifice for Dark Souls 1? Could it have been Gwyn's firstborne, Solaire?
I love ENB but this playthrough is teetering on becoming plain awful. He keeps missing obvious shit, he skips past optional areas and then complains the game is short, he's still using the fucking claymore like he does in every single LP he ever does, he still hasn't finished the DaS2 DLC so he's missing some pretty important info there and completely misconstrues any items that are references to it (like the clutch rings/FUGS), he takes 3 episodes to get anything done because he's busy slow walking, guarding in doorways and asking for bonfires, and he dawdles along making dumb assumptions on the lorebut I don't really hold that against him because he's playing blind, I'm just venting.
Also I'm still mad at when he went under the CotD giant where all the Drang set is and was like "bet this is just all souls acting as bait" and then picked up the one soul item found there and then ignored the rest because fuck you, that's why.
Shit-talking aside though, I'm eagerly awaiting the eventual playthrough he'll do where he's read up on spoilers and shit and actually know what the fuck he's doing. ENB's informational LPs are god-tier, the guy's got a super affable personality, but he's just dumb as a log sometimes and him not getting shit that's obvious as day to me is super triggering to my autism.
I don't understand this dude either
He goes so slow and cautious but has no problem rushing through the optional areas.
>>337487793
because only muh gwyn lore matters
>>337487754
I think it was Dusk, who became a tree
>>337487656
You do know he already has videos on Dragon's Crown, Muramasa, Valkyrie Profile, Vagrant Story, Cave Story, Disgaea D2, etc, right?
>>337487884
Dusk does not become a tree. Read the white birch branch desrpitio
>>337487884
No no it was Big Hat Logan, aka both Crystal Sages.
>says on twitter he doesn't fight large enemies lie giants because it just slows down the LP
>spends whole episodes devoted to dying to the same bosses over and over so he can learn there's movesets
For fuck's sake, Marcus, get your shit together.
>>337488031
I was mocking ENB you autist
>>337487969
He's quit all but 2 or so of those playthroughs though
>>337478159
What's with ENB hate? The only real cancer that came out of the souls series was Vaati.
>>337488031
Now this guy is gonna try and tell me that Pharis didn't become two giant ghru.
>it's another not video games bread
>>337488043
But where did crestfallen go?
>>337487969
You do know ENB has a chronic case of doing 2 episodes on anything non-souls related, right? And that even his souls-related stuff requires a miracle to actually be finished?
I was genuinely surprised when he completed his Lonely Hearts Club playthrough. I hope he takes a leaf from that page and actually starts finishing things uplike Salt and Sanctuary, fuck you ENB that was a good game and deserved your attention.
>>337488202
>/v/- video games
>thread about youtuber playing video games
>waaah its another thread
Fuck off back to /r/gaming
>mfw 1 platinumed the game in less than a week, including a completely blind, offline, first playthrough
>self-proclaimed "souls veterans" and pillars of the "souls community" are all exposed as huge casuals on camera
>>337488335
Maybe he went to the Demon Ruins, but forget about that place.
>>337488335
>mfw when he finds Hawkwood's shield and STILL doesn't realise it's crestfallen
>>337488394
congrats man
>>337488356
He said he straight up finished Vagrant Story, he just never finished editing or uploading them
>Dark Souls 3: Prepare to Spy [Part 19]
>He's still complaining about fanservice
>watch a video
>faggot keeps blathering about his mangina bullshit while crawling through the game
Who watched that shit?
>>337488471
He mentioned that in the video description though
>>337488557
As expected of the Fedora master.
>>337488557
I don't know how people are still watching that. His particular brand of autism makes for an awful blind playthrough.
>>337488471
I don't understand the hawkwood side story, what's up with him wanting to be a dragon
>>337478159
>and still misses 90% of the shit because he's literally blind and has no spartial senses
>>337488615
Is that coat supposed to look that fucking big or is he a tiny man?
>>337488145
Pretty sure ENB is generally regarded well on /v/, aside from his guide shilling, which didn't seem too big of a deal anyway since DaS2 was a meme game and the Bloodborne guides were some of the best guides ever written anyway. The "hate" seems more to be disappointment on how tiresome this blind playthrough is because he's taking so fucking long to do anything and his usual lore knowledge is essentially useless here, meaning he's making dumb assumptions and generally being stupid and painful to watch.
That being said, Vaati is a fucking scourge on the community and I'm glad that even reddit and gamefaqs is starting to realise just how fucking terrible he really is.
>>337488557
>He's still complaining about fanservice
Nothing wrong with that, the game lives on that shit.
I expected more like DaS 2 a separate story in another kingdom/continent.
>>337488463
>THIS IS IZALITH!!!!!
Never returns
>>337488690
>even undead wish to be special
>>337488690
He's too much of a bitch who uses a shield and thus cannot be an abyss watcher. So the only logical conclusion is to become a dragon-kin.
>>337478832
I predicted that he would go into the consumed kings garden, try out the other route, then forget about consumed kings garden and never look back like he did with demon ruins
I'm starting to think that this guy has some legitimate memory/orientation issues. I remember in one episode he ran back and forth between a bonfire and a shortcut becuase he always forgot the way. And also he always ran to crystal sages from farron keep bonfire instead of crucifixion woods, even though he had that bonfire
>>337488145
No, you're wrong. Cancer started to grow around the time of DaS1's PC release. Somewhere around that time the "Souls Community" was formed and pushed retarded agendas like "honorable PVP" and stuff like that. Then, around DaS2's release, the cancer grew into fullblown normalfaggotry with the whole "HARDEST GAME EVER" and "YOU WILL DIE A GORILLION TIMES" meme mentality. DeS and the first half of DaS1's lifecycle were the true Souls community, although no one was autistic enough to refer to us as such.
>>337488765
>I bet that place is Archdragon Peak! I wonder how I get there?
>Guys I didn't find Archdragon Peak
>>337488883
Yeah, in irithyll he was mystified by that shortcut after the silver knight house, at that point I actually started feeling bad for the guy.
That stopped after the pontiff and Aldrich episodes though
>mfw people keep shitting on him for not realising how the sage clones are different colours to the original
>"hurr what's wrong with marcus, is he colourblind or something??
>figure he probably is because I am also colourblind and did not even realise the sage clones are different colours until people started flinging shit at ENB for it
>>337488962
>he doesn't remember faggots like Wolfsheim on the day Dark Souls was released
>>337479736
then fuck off to reddit
>>337489107
>Encounters Silver Knights
>Takes him 3 hours to realize they're silver knights, even though the armor gives it away instantly
>>337488978
Do you think he's gonna even get back to oceiros? I'm not holding my breath
>Miyazaki sure seems to love mobile big guys.
I am Lothric's reckoning.
You guys are really autistic
>>337488615
>amanletspy
>it's an enb sees a boss fog and runs the other way after dying, missing out on optional areas episode
I'm convinced he tries to only have bossfights every 2-3 episodes on purpose by now
>>337489259
Maybe. He said he didn't find Untended Graves or Archdragon Peak. So either he never did Oceiros to get the gesture, or he got the gesture and missed the illusionary wall while never going back to the Dungeon.
>>337489170
There's always a percentage of retards. I'm just saying that it grew exponentially and now vastly outnumbers the "true"/day1 fans.
>>337488962
Thats because there was no sense of community, just a bunch of people who loved a not so well known game (or two) happy to talk about it with other people.
>>337489345
When did he say that
>>337481591
well to be honest if you find her fucking crown first and not her clothes on the corpse near the dead elizabeth it's easy to mistake things
I'm so glad this fucking cesspool is unaware of the GOAT Souls LPer
>>337489459
Twitter I believe
>>337489505
Kay?
>>337489543
no he didn't
>Watching Pat be completely over leveled and use easy mode sword
I really hope the next few bosses wreck his shit in, since he won't be able to stun them to death.
>>337479987
He's doing it on purpose, he wants to get rid of ENB.
>>337488394
*thumbs up emoji
good goin!!
>>337489430
I got the game day one, played through in one sitting and came to /v/ and the threads were already fucking retarded, rather than straight sword everyone was complaining about fog ring back flipping havels with lightning zweihanders, lagstabs and
>guys I can't find the bell in the catacombs
Then like 2 weeks after release cheaters were already at the top of the leaderboard of indicted on 360.
The problem is that between 2011 and 2016 the amount of retards, women and niggers using the internet and 4chan grew exponentially.
>it's a "Pat plays the game like a huge retard and wonders why many people dislike that" episode
>>337489649
I could have sworn I saw the screenshot accompanied by a post, but looks like I got meme'd on.
>>337480727
BACK THE FUCK OF?!?!?
>>337489819
Why do people even watch them?
Like are they funny or something? All I see are people complaining about how stupid they both are.
>>337489819
Is he really SL70 at Wolnir? Is that even possible?
>>337490032
this picture reeks of so much Nintendautism jesus
>>337483145
>This is what a cucked mind actually thinks
>>337490081
They used to be funnier, occasionally they come up with something original that isn't forced. It's becoming more rare though. That being said I haven't been able to watch any of their videos, the updates on how aggressive they are to their fans over it really turn me off.
>>337486465
That'd also explain the porcine shield item description
>>337490438
please explain because I have never watched END
>>337490438
Lol, thanks for making me look that up
>>337489580
>>337490545
Pretty sure I read that ENB had something to do with the porcine shield in Dark Souls 2. The description in Dark Souls 3 goes as follow :
"Shield based on a pig's head, depicted with unsettling authenticity.
Shields such as these were made to shame weak-willed knights, and those who carried these shields were subject to merciless ridicule.
No one will defend a craven who abases himself.
Skill: Shield Bash
Without lowering your guard, give the enemy a good shove with the shameful pig's snout.
Works while equipped in either hand."
Just thought that the idea that "ENB insulted Myiazaki and that the guy hates him" would suit that perfectly.
>>337490852
DEEPEST
LORE
>>337490852
So that ENB guy has a pig face and is weak willed ?
>>337490852
>What is Miyazaki trying to tell me with this?
>>337491017
ENB has a pig as his youtube profile image. His fans draws him anthro-pig knights that he uses as thumbnails for some of his LPs. And as I said, I'm pretty sure I've read somewhere that the porcine shield in dark souls 2 was originally a nod at him, but I could be wrong on that one.
>>337483879
Lonely hearts was kind of a one and done series though, he pretty much covered everything the game had to offer besides casters, but they are honestly pretty boring to watch.
>>337491017
Yeah, Miyazaki was a real bastard on this one. Apparently the only thing Japs hate more than foreigners are weebs.
>>337491298
>>337491282
I tried to watch one of his Bloodborne video and he's just like Myazaki-san this Myazaki-san that oh did I tell you I met Myazaki-san and had dinner with him
I think he's just an obnoxious fanboy with autism
>>337491282
There was a contest for fans to design a shield to be included in the game. The top submission for a while was a shield with a pigs face (that they just traced from the top result of 'pig' on Google images) on it, and yes it was meant as a reference to ENB. He never mentioned or endorsed it himself.
>>337491282
Wasn't it something a fan did for ENB that was traced? And he didn't like it?
>>337491469
Yeah ENB said in one of his old videos that he has autism, it's very high-functioning though.
>>337491490
>The top submission for a while was a shield with a pigs face (that they just traced from the top result of 'pig' on Google images) on it
This, isn't that why the Porcine Shield in this game has that description? It says it's "depicted with unsettling authenticity."
>>337487782
I never watched more then like one or two videos of this guy back in the DKS1 times but what you described sounds like a complete fucking mongoloid, why the fuck would be exited for anything this retard might produce in the future?
>Muh Souls expert but hasn't even fucking played half of the second one?
get the fuck out of here. STOP GIVING THESE FUCKING RETARDS ATTENTION AND MONEY
>>337491663
nigga now you just playin'
>>337488735
Its a lot of people who are newer, that didn't find him in the DS1 days when he was the only faggot playing these games/linking all the lore together. He was just as slow and plodding then, problem is there are now a million fuckers who have already played through the game 20 times to the point of "mastery" so he looks like shit compared to them.
Its a blind as shit LP, silly for people to expect him to rush through every area or remember every little thing. Hell I missed untended graves the first time around and fucked up 80% of the NPC questlines because I killed the Abyss watchers 2nd.
