How is one company so based?
"Blizzard will permanently ban any player found cheating in Overwatch - on their first offence."
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/05/13/overwatch-to-permanently-ban-cheaters-on-first-offence?abthid=5735e006615166e44d000006
i fucking hate cosplay
>blizzard
>based
>>337474636
>linking to ign.com
Kill yourself
>>337474636
>Ign
>Reddit Dva cosplay picture
Holy shit what is happening to this board.
>>337474769
source
>>337474769
Disgusting.
>>337474636
yeah but what if you are reported for cheating when you aren't and just got gud but the fucktards at blizz think you're cheating too
>>337475076
>waifufags eating overshit up
Colour me surprised
>>337475232
To be honest, her big problem is short hair. I heard that some women think it makes them look younger.
>rampant aimbotting in the beta
>even professional players are getting away with it
They will do nothing, if they actually had something in place to deal with it then they wouldn't have to announce this.
>>337474769
>starcraft isn't one of the most popular and genre defining games ever made
>diablo isn't one of the most well known and loved games ever made
>overwatch wasn't a huge success in its beta phase and the future doesn't look bright
>hearthstone isn't -
okay, the last one is just pure rng but my earlier points still stand
>Performing the most basic response to cheating in a vidya game
>Based
>>337474636
thats the same as any game
I can't wait to read Reddit comments about how their anti-cheat software is banning innocent players.
>>337475374
sc2 pales in comparison to sc/bw
d3 only sold on hype. it's fundamental flaws can't be fixed with patches or expansions
>>337475057
happened*
>>337475612
like clockwork
>>337475347
It does, in most cases.
>>337475057
Why is it "reddit"? And if it's a cosplay created by redditors, why do you even know about it?
In OP's pic I can only see a cute girl.
I can't wait for the faggots who spent $20,000 dollars on cosmetics get banned on their main competitive acount and say "it was an intentional decision"
>>337475336
that's not how anti-cheat works you fucking mongoloid
>>337475757
looks like an imgur filename and if its imgur its like 75% chance it was posted, and on the front page of, reddit.
>>337475793
>$20,000 dollars
Is that just you sperging out or is there that much DLC?
>>337475793
you can';t buy cosmetics with $$ tho
just drops
Fuck yeah. Best strategy ever from Blizzshits.
>>337475908
It happened back on Overwatch 0.5
>>337474636
>They treat cheaters like any other sane company would
>based
Look, I like the game too but you don't have to gobble every cock in sight because of it.
>>337475908
there's $0 of dlc unless you count the origins edition giving a few shitty skins
>>337475801
it doesn't even sound like they have proper anti-cheat you faggot. All you do is report people
>>337476009
is that item supposed to be impressive
>>337474636
good
video game cheaters are beyond pathetic
it's even gayer than cheating at a board game or something
Overwatch is shit. Heres why:
No comparable stats charts means no one really knows how they did
Game is based around "Eliminations" instead of kills which are awarded to everyone who touched the enemy. So things like kill streaks mean nothing.
Too many balance issues.
Characters are too fragile so there's no room for strategy or planning
Character personalities are boring with generic, uninteresting dialog
Too little content for a full-priced game. TF2 is better, more robust and free
This game is so utterly devoid of personality, intrigue or any genuine, human emotion. I feel sick after about 30 minutes of playing it.
Something feels so wrong about this game, it reminds me of League of Legends. It's too syrupy sweet, as if it's rotting my brain just running on my computer.
Is this another unfortunate example of the shiny AAA nu-videogame (see: MOBA) that exists solely to pry open the gentrified middle class 12 year old's parents' wallets with cosmetics and waifu bait?
>>337476009
it was part of his plan (getting caught)
>>337476161
How do you cheat in a board game?
>>337476150
it is worth thousands somehow
>>337476224
>Too many balance issues.
McCree and?
>>337476275
moving things when someone isn't looking I guess
>>337476224
overwatch is not a moba
>>337475937
>you can';t buy cosmetics with $$ tho
you really think that, don't you
i love overwatch but do we really need 10 threads up at once? mods pls
>>337475895
Google says it's from twitter, but that's definitely a Reddit filename.
>>337476275
Board tipping.
>>337475908
Dude's talking about Team Fortress 2, where yes, that did actually happen as Valve went across the board and permanently VAC'd some tom competitive players that were using aimbots to give themselves that little extra "edge". Some of the players had literally, and I mean literally thousands of dollars worth of cosmetic items in their inventory that are now forever gone and kept locked up in their banned account.
>>337475908
anyone who posts simpsons or pepe is literally a fat faggot who only wants replies
theres your answer.
>>337476150
If it is/was really worth 8000 keys, you could probably get over 400 $60 games for that.
>>337476275
>I'm just gonna go to the bathroom
>Oops sorry I bumped the table let me just put my pieces back into place
>>337475757
It is on the front page of /r/gaming. 5000 upboats.
>>337475895
sucks to have autism
>>337476150
Welcome to TF2, where people will pour hundreds upon thousands of dollars for just a hat. Really.
You don't have to like it,. just understand that piece of shit M.Bison hat is actually worth up to 5 figures in real cash.
>>337476538
>/r/gaming loves redditwatch
And nobody is surprised.
>tfw plan to cheat using wall hacks only in overwatch even if I spent $40 on it a few days ago
NO ONE CAN HIDE FROM MY SIGHT
>>337476275
there was a stretch in my life where I brought monopoly money to parties just in case
>>337476538
thank you based reddit spy
it's okay you only go there to laugh at them
you aren't a redditor at all :)
>>337475757
>asian
>cute
I have bad news for you son
>>337476338
Things are worth what people will pay for them. Someone sold a gun in CSGO for tens of thousands of dollars.
>>337476619
>>337476370
gimmick based shooters are the new moba
>>337476150
>>337476338
Since you're obliviously Newfags and/or Blizzard shills and need to be spoon-fed how trading worked in TF2, allow me to explain the basic concept:
Unusuals are a fairly rare drop in crates and are thus expensive to trade for. How expensive one is depends on the rarity/coolness ratio (determined by total Autists but that doesn't matter). That happened to be an incredibly rare Unusual with a very desirable effect. Thus it was expensive.
>>337476420
Reddit has filenames? I thought they just stole literally everything from imgur.
>>337476224
>No comparable stats charts means no one really knows how they did
What are post match medals/stats?
>Game is based around "Eliminations" instead of kills which are awarded to everyone who touched the enemy. So things like kill streaks mean nothing.
It's an objective based game. Frags don't mean that much in the grand scheme of things.
>Too many balance issues.
Opinions and did you honestly expect a roster of 23 heroes to be completely balanced out of the gate?
>Game is based around "Eliminations" instead of kills which are awarded to everyone who touched the enemy. So things like kill streaks mean nothing.
Literally git gud.
>Character personalities are boring with generic, uninteresting dialog
Subjective. Doesn't hinder gameplay much
>Too little content for a full-priced game. TF2 is better, more robust and free
TF2 is a way older game that started out with not all that much more content
>This game is so utterly devoid of personality, intrigue or any genuine, human emotion. I feel sick after about 30 minutes of playing it.
Subjective.
>Something feels so wrong about this game, it reminds me of League of Legends. It's too syrupy sweet, as if it's rotting my brain just running on my computer.
I don't even
>Is this another unfortunate example of the shiny AAA nu-videogame (see: MOBA) that exists solely to pry open the gentrified middle class 12 year old's parents' wallets with cosmetics and waifu bait?
If anything it's another example of Blizzard taking queue's from several genres and older successful games, blending them into something we've all seen before. But now mixed, better and genuinely fun.
>>337476389
Everybody wants to talk about it. It was worse with MGS V
>wow has a subscription
>cheaters, bots, etc. get several warning and strikes before accounts are permanently terminated
>overwatch you simply buy once
>bans on first offense
hmmmmm
i sure wonder if this is a moral or economical stance on punishing cheaters
>>337474636
>Implying cheaters will care and won't make burner accounts.
>>337474636
Thats what all game companies do when they know someone is hacking
>>337476813
>tumblr gif
Post discarded.
>>337475937
One of the lead devs said you'll be able to buy the loot boxes, anon.
>>337476370
yes it... is?
it's not isometric but it certainly still is a moba.
>>337477031
>Picked it up somewhere on 4chan
>Caring where pictures come from
>>337476798
>not familiar with tf2 autism
>must be new or blizzshills
How retarded are you son
>>337476619
>how to prove you're an actual faggot in one post
>>337476224
-- I am autistic and can't subjectively tell how I did
-- I'm angry that a game about assistance and teamwork doesn't focus enough on the specific thing that put their HP to 0
-- I think I understand the tier balance this early, even though early estimations are almost always inaccurate and tiers only matter in competitive play
-- I don't understand that fragility NECESSITATES planning and strategy
-- I want more time and effort placed on story and characterization in my shooting game
-- I have completely forgotten what TF2 was like when it was as old as Overwatch
-- I'm angry this game doesn't cater to my particular tastes
-- I'm angry about capitalism
>>337476224
>No comparable stats charts means no one really knows how they did
you know how you did by whether you won or lost
k/d ratio is meaningless in a team game
>>337477284
Character classes and skills don't make something a moba you fucking retard.
>>337476370
>multiplayer online battle arena
its a moba
>>337477365
>claims to like vidya and not be a newfag
>didn't get the Orange Box
>didn't at least try TF2 when it went F2P
>>337474636
>20 tick
>based
yeah fuck off. Lost track of all the skills that didn't go off or times I got killed / hooked around a corner
>>337477526
>>337477284
>Overwatch is a MOBA
>>337476224
it's not AAA
it's not even A
>>337477464
>nuh uh, youre wrong cause ummmm you're angry and ummmm autism!
You blizzshills need to work on defense.
>>337476224
>Too little content for a full-priced game. TF2 is better, more robust and free
They plan on adding more chacters/maps/gamemodes. Personally I'm happy with the current amount of content but if it's really an issue people can just buy it when they feel like they'll get their money's worth.
i miss old tf2
someone hold me
>>337477284
Battleborn is an FPS MOBA. Overwatch is a class-based objective shooter. That's why one game is dead in the water while the other isn't.
>>337477284
mobas are not isometric
the defining features of mobas are in-game progression, AI minions and items
do you even know what a fucking moba is
>>337474636
so like valve already does
>>337475373
>aimbotting in a game with aimbots built in
Y tho?
>>337476638
Is it that you're gay? It's ok anon. We already knew that. Your mom still loves you.
>>337477764
>>337477857
>liking planks with boy faces
I think you're the gay one, son.
>>337477675
You need to work on reading comprehension. And needing numbers to tell you how you did is literally spectrum.
>>337477031
>he came back with good points to my half-baked argument
>I just wanna be accepted by 4chan and noticed
>better sperg out
>>337477857
Shouldn't you be paying attention to your teacher
>>337477719
feels pretty bad mandon't mean to be a shill but you should check out the /v/ Fortress 2 steam group, it's pretty comfy
>>337477675
>nuh uh you're wrong because ummmm shilling
>>337477764
>free game
>free steam account
>"bans"
lel
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>>337476224
>No comparable stats charts means no one really knows how they did
Compare your stats with friends after the game
>Game is based around "Eliminations" instead of kills which are awarded to everyone who touched the enemy. So things like kill streaks mean nothing.
Good, keeps muh k/d/a faggots out and encourages focusing the objective
>Too many balance issues.
Fair
>Characters are too fragile so there's no room for strategy or planning
Wrong
>Character personalities are boring with generic, uninteresting dialog
Opinion, only person I think is a dry wall is Symmetra
>Too little content for a full-priced game. TF2 is better, more robust and free
You're probably to young to remember how basic TF2 started, or that is costed money, this one, if not the whole post is bait
>This game is so utterly devoid of personality, intrigue or any genuine, human emotion. I feel sick after about 30 minutes of playing it.
Exaggeration for attention
>Something feels so wrong about this game, it reminds me of League of Legends. It's too syrupy sweet, as if it's rotting my brain just running on my computer.
???
>Is this another unfortunate example of the shiny AAA nu-videogame (see: MOBA) that exists solely to pry open the gentrified middle class 12 year old's parents' wallets with cosmetics and waifu bait?
lol
>>337477758
>this sperged-out response
lol
>>337476224
>Something feels so wrong about this game, it reminds me of League of Legends. It's too syrupy sweet, as if it's rotting my brain just running on my computer.
>games aren't allowed to be goofy/silly
I know this is pasta but what the fuck does this even mean?
>>337477990
i'm inspiderlandand /v/ is probably NA
i just get sad when i look at the game now because it's a bloated mess full of children (even moreso than ever), and i played through pre-f2p to ~2 years after, and it looks like it's only gotten worse since, which is sad because i absolutely loved the core gameplay and now it's a bloated shithole full of economy shit and hideous skins/cosmetics.
>>337477923
>boy face
Shit anon, I think you might also be blind.
You should probably get that checked out.
Glasses should be able to fix your eyes but I'm afraid they haven't found a permanent cure for being a flaming homosexual.
>>337478157
When TF2 did it, everyone called it "disney shit that isn't as good as Call of Duty".
Pretty funny double standard ya got there.
How can one company be so based? Literally no other dev can even hope to compete.
Isn't that what all companies do? Why is this something to be applauded?
>>337476493
The solution is quite simple, no one's allowed to go to the bathroom. Everyone just shits and pisses in their pants.
>>337478206
I agree with you to an extent. However, I refuse to move to Overwatch unless they take some better measures.
That means permanently banning anyone who isn't over the age of 18. I don't even want them near my game.
>>337478103
>make a retarded post
>someone fixes it
>LOLOLOL UR A SPERG
He corrected your retarded statement. You're the only one sperging out here, you literal retard.
And before you accuse me of being him, here's proof that I'm not.
>>337476224
Not gonna go through this whole hung but a) you sound like a faggot who treats this like deathmatch and ruins things for the team and b) the waifus are for manchildren like you, the kiddie bait is "cool" characters like S76 or easy characters like Bastion
>>337477615
It was months if not years after the orange box was released that valve introduced items and even longer until they introduced trading.
Faggot.
>>337478417
>>337478206
no shit there were lots of kids during the FREE open beta
i don't think it'll be the same on launch unless you're playing on console
Shitty console shooters for the masses of braindead consumers. Most of these had a short life span because of how shallow they are and people only bought htem because of hype:
BF4 10-30hz tickrate - shit game
BF Hardline 30hz tickrate - shit game
Titanfall 20-30hz - shit game
CoD Black Ops 3 20Hz - shit game
Destiny 10hz on pvp with 20hz on small maps - shit game
Battlefront - 30hz - shit game
Doom, probably the same shit. - shit game
Overwatch 20hz - shit game
Fun, competitive games with long life spans:
CSGO 128hz tickrate
Quake live 128hz
TF2 - 128hz
Overwatch is shit and people will stop caring after the hype dies down, just like Blunder of the Storm and all the other shitty shallow games Blizzard makes lately.
>>337478417
i'm not playing either, i'll probably wait and see how overwatch is handled post-launch and buy it a few months after.
>>337478497
just because i mentioned hideous skins and children doesn't mean i'm talking about overwatch famalamadingdong
>>337478576
>Overwatch 20hz - shit game
>on quick play
>comp will be 60
>CSGO 128hz tickrate
>it's actually 64
>>337474636
I just noticed her jumpsuit thing doesn't actually have those indented stripes like in a sweater but it's just painted on.
it killed my boner
>>337478576
>Quake Live
>not dead
>>337478576
>CSGO 128hz tickrate
>TF2 - 128hz
Just stop.
>>337478576
>CSGO
>not shit
>>337478491
I'm sorry, it seems that I forgot that everyone stopped playing TF2 in a matter of months.
Oh wait, no, you're just a retard.
>>337478915
b-but muh skinz...!
>>337478576
y u mad tho?
Also I don't remember anyone ever caring about Heroes of the Storm.
Overwatch on the other hand is fun.
I like video games.
>>337478576
Do you ever get tired of shilling for TF2 skins?
>csgo only has 586,744 people playing
>overwatch had 9.7 million
kek
valvedrones on suicide watch
>>337478576
>its a buzzwords spouting episode
>>337476224
I would kill a baby for those pancakes.
>>337479124
I wouldpay moneyfor those pancakes
>>337479124
I would kill a baby.
>>337477526
Every multiplayer game is a MOBA then.
Quake is a MOBA.
>>337479337
Call of Duty is my favorite MOBA.
Name one other company that doesn't do this.
>>337474636
The concern here is with false positives. If someone gets accidentally mis-tagged as a cheater, either through automatic systems or through user reports, then they could be permanently banned from the game through no fault of their own. And a person could be mistagged as a cheater for any number of reasons, from a sudden performance increase through new hardware, to Blizzard putting out new rules but not letting everyone know, to screwing around with what you can do in-game, to just focusing on getting better all of the sudden.
Or, if it's based on user reports, then just playing the game well gets people reported quite frequently.
>>337478046
>csgo
>free
Overwatch is too simple. Let me explain:
I'll just ignore the obvious 'ultimates that rape everybody on screen and require no skill to use other than timing' and go a little deeper.
A nice way to do this is look at the TF2 counter parts.
Tracer = Scout: positioning doesn't matter for her, doesn't need to rely on moving intelligently to dodge attacks when she has a blink ability and a literal 'press this button to undo your fuck-up', also aiming is easy as shit with your only one weapon choice (not including ultimate).
Torj = Engineer: has only ONE building to manage which gets upgraded to max level 5 seconds. Resource management on him is virtually non-existent compared to the TF2 Engineer, all you use it for in Overwatch is the one upgrade for your one building and shitting out armour for teammates, repairing and building the sentry is free.
Pharah = Soldier: You don't need any skill in rocket jumping, you have a button that does it for you on top of being able to hover / ascend moreso with a jetpack. Your rocket has 6 rockets loaded and are much easier to hit than Soldier's. It's also your only weapon other than that displacing shot.
Junkrat = Demoman: Your explosives have an overly generous AOE and are easier to hit anyway, you can only place one remote mine every 8 seconds for jumping or damaging enemies and you have an immobilizing trap if aiming becomes too difficult.
Mercy = Medic: Has a Medigun and Kritzkrieg in one, can literally revive teammates she fails at healing with her ult and the only other thing she can do is shoot people with a pistol. The flying ability to stay glued to teammates is bretty cool though.
>>337479337
I really enjoy the SFV MOBA.
>>337479673
Overwatch is shit as either an FPS game or a strategy game. So it won't sell by its quality. Allow me to elaborate on this:
Let's consider Overwatch's strategy merit compared to another the-player-controls-one-unit strategy game like DOTA. Each player has ~3 skills and an ultimate, so there's parity there.
The camera perspective isn't top-down, it's first person. This makes zero sense for a strategy game and inhibits the player's ability to get an overall picture of what's going on. The controls also make it impossible for the player to ever control more than one unit, like they can in DOTA.
There are no map resources to fight over - as a strategy game, the only strategic element is the win condition.
The only option they have to sell it is manipulative marketing. Here you can see a streamer who was critical of World of Warcraft talk about how he was denied Beta access: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqpBhtq6cHE
Here you can see three TF2 YouTube celebrities are flown to Activision-Blizzard's office free of charge, given a full tour, and hundreds of dollars in merchandise + games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7omcfb5Ttf0
And remember, straight from the lips of Jeff Kaplan, lead producer for Overwatch:
"Actually, Overwatch wasn't ported to console at some point down the line, we've been focusing mainly on it from day 1."
>>337476798
>if you haven't played this game that's hailed as a classic you are new
Couldn't have put it better myself. Everyone knows that how long you've been on 4chan doesn't determine if you are a new fag or not. First you must make sure you have played all of #1-10 on pic related. Then you must demonstrate your knowledge of dank memes that haven't been around for years.
>>337479673
tl;dr when everyone is OP/easy no one is. The difference between overwatch and TF2 is in knowing how your easiness beats another characters easiness rather than individual mechanical skill. Some people like that and some don't. It doesn't mean it's simple it means it's different.
>>337480204
Shhhh, shh shh shh, its sleep time now. Close your eyes and wipe the tears. Let the abyss embrace you.
>>337476630
>implying 80 percent of /v/ doesn't browse reddit as well
Idiot.
You do too, no need to lie skippo
Someone, post it.
>>337480267
There's some horrible picks (like Fallout 3), but this list isn't that bad
>>337480982
okay
>>337477615
Not that Anon but
>got Orange Box
>now have a physical reminder of the golden days
>>337481162
>>337475423
This. It's like praising people for not cheating in relationships.
>>337480653
oh jesus, reddit is here.
>>337474940
>STOP BREAKING THE HIDDEN UNWRITTEN RULES OF OUR SECRET COOL KID CLUB
>>337481873
I honestly don't understand the hate. Lot more quality than this shithole. Sifting through pages of hate text and traps to find one decent discussion that gets derailed by faggotry anyway.
>>337475423
This, thats like not hitting someone after they've punched you
>>337475474
>d3 only sold on hype. it's fundamental flaws can't be fixed
what are its fundamental flaws?
>>337478467
>this sperged out response
lol
>>337482036
If it's so much better why don't you stay there then?
>>337479337
you are now aware of why people hate this useless vague term
>>337476224
>I feel sick after about 30 minutes of playing it
You should see an eye doctor or therapist.
>>337481162
I was expecting something horrible to happen to it...
>>337474636
t. blizzard employee
>>337475423
most companies no longer perm ban, let alone on the first offense, numb nuts.
>>337480204
>Let's consider Overwatch's strategy merit compared to another the-player-controls-one-unit strategy game like DOTA
Actually comparing Overwatch to DotA is a really shitty comparison because one game is a fucking shooter and as such requires quick reflexes and aiming, and the other is not.
A much better comparison would be DotA and Warcraft 3, except you cut out base building, micro management on all your units but your hero, producing units, doing researches/upgrades and everything that is NOT microing your fucking hero. That is what DotA is, warcraft 3 for braindead retards as a team game.
>>337476808
reddit dosen't have filenames, they bassically have to use imgur, because reddit can't host files
however, i used imgur for a while, and i cant figure out reddits shit system.
>>337482036
he openly admitted it! haha look at him and laugh!
>le me at le grocery store
>mrw the cake is a lie XD
yeah, top quality
>>337482036
then leave you double blowing double nigger
>>337474636
Just like WoW PvP botters a year or two ago and diablo 3 botters earlier this year were permabanned right off the bat right? :^)
>>337482318
>>337478103
trying to hard m8
>>337476808
Reddit doesn't upload stuff with replies like we do, they just use hotlinking. And imgur is fast, simple, and can handle the traffic. Hell, I'm a lazy bastard so I use imgur to crop my screenshots now that the data is just copied to clipboard rather than being its own file.
So what he means is "I assume anything from imgur is reddit, because I cannot comprehend anyone ever using imgur for any reason other than reddit. Additionally, I believe Google Image Search never returns results from imgur."
>>337474636
Valve has already done that haven't they?
>>337480267
>the best, most competitive game ever made is on place fucking 86
>the highest rated fighting game is fucking smash bros when it is casual shit compared to Street fighter
Nice list faggot.
>>337484064
>not using puush or pomf
yeah okay
>>337483790
name me one
>>337483838
Let me guess, you tried Dota 2 and everyone shat on you because of how terrible you were so you dropped it
>>337484123
Starcraft didn't age well. The list is inconsistent if this matters though, with doom and warcraft 3 having such high scores.
>>337484284
>salty dotard who thinks his game is somehow any less casual than heroes of the Storm or League of babbies
>y-you are just b-bad at the game
Hilarious.
>See a video of some Soldier 76 with aimlock
>Kills about one person in the 5 minute video and dies over 6 times
Why ban them when they're not even a threat?
>>337476224
>No comparable stats charts means no one really knows how they did
You roughly know because the medals tell you whether you're 1st, 2nd, or 3rd in a certain category on your team
>Game is based around "Eliminations" instead of kills which are awarded to everyone who touched the enemy. So things like kill streaks mean nothing.
Game is based around winning, also it tells you how many killing blows you landed.
>>337478103
>>337482318
>oh shit I got corrected and then made a retarded reply
>better save face by posting it again
>yeah! if I repeat it again they'll think I was trolling : D
Kill yourself.
>>337476224
Ok i'll bite.
>No comparable stats charts means no one really knows how they did
Oh, everybody DOES know how they did. They do know how many shots they missed, how many times they failed in that game or conversely how much they owned. What you really want is for everybody ELSE to know how much you pwned pixels so you feel less shit about yourself.
>Game is based around "Eliminations" instead of kills which are awarded to everyone who touched the enemy. So things like kill streaks mean nothing.
Kill streaks always meant nothing. It's if you win the game or not that matters.
>Too many balance issues.
Game is literally rock paper scissors and balanced around switching heroes on the fly.
>Characters are too fragile so there's no room for strategy or planning
Characters are fine. The strategy comes in the form of team composition.
>Character personalities are boring with generic, uninteresting dialog
Your opinion.
>Too little content for a full-priced game. TF2 is better, more robust and free
It's 40$, thus not fullprice 60$ as you say. Everybody and their mother has played TF2 already.
>This game is so utterly devoid of personality, intrigue or any genuine, human emotion. I feel sick after about 30 minutes of playing it.
Your opinion.
>Something feels so wrong about this game, it reminds me of League of Legends. It's too syrupy sweet, as if it's rotting my brain just running on my computer.
It's like a saturday morning cartoon. It's supposed to be like that.
>Is this another unfortunate example of the shiny AAA nu-videogame (see: MOBA) that exists solely to pry open the gentrified middle class 12 year old's parents' wallets with cosmetics and waifu bait?
They literally came out and said that this game is for e-v-e-r-y-o-n-e. Everyone. They're literally catering to everything under the sun with a creditcard and a pulse. What's your point? They're making games that people enjoy?
>>337474821
LTG pls go
>>337475373
>if they actually had something in place to deal with it then they wouldn't have to announce this.
Yeah
tf2 does this
this game IS tf2
>>337476053
and then they get investigated
>>337474636
>monobrow
>>337485326
which blizzard is known for being notoriously bad at.
>>337484198
Blizzard
>>337484032
Actually I didn't try at all and it got:
>>337484797
foaming at the mouth, and you contact mad.
>>337484195
>pomf
enjoy dead files within 1 year
>own some scrubs who think they're hot shit but lose 90% of games
>they get butthurt and "HAHA I REPOT YOU!"
>get banned for no reason
>try to explain
>they ignore me telling me all bans are final, enjoy your wasted money
th-thanks
>>337476224
>WAAAH I CANT STROKE MY DICK OVER MY K/D
>WAAH I HAVE TO USE TEAMWORK
>IN A TEAM BASED OBJECTIVE GAME
>WAHH ALL I CAN DO IS TUNNEL IN OBVIOUS CORRIDORS WITH MY TEAM AND GET BTFO BY BASTIONS AND REAPERS
I'll give you the lack of actual content for its price tag, and I'll give you the characters are lacking in expression, but don't you fucking tell me TF2's character list is vividly animated or some other horseshit in the game itself.
Great! I'm glad I can trust their words here. Blizzard has been so good about catching cheaters and botters in their other games. Based Blizzard! Can't wait to play Overwatch, already pre-ordered.
Here's a list of auto-aims in Overwatch.
Soldier 76 ultimate
Mccree ultimate
Reaper ultimate
Winston primary gun
Symmetra primary gun & turrets
Torbjorn turret
Roadhog chain (aim assist)
Here's a list of attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.
Bastion turret gun
Reaper primary guns
Tracer primary guns
Reinhardt primary melee
Zenyatta orb of discord
Winston ultimate
Pharah ultimate
Roadhog primary
Roadhog ultimate
Zarya ultimate
Tracer ultimate
Mei primary
Mei ultimate
Genji ultimate
D.Va primary
D.Va ultimate
Additionally, almost every character has a skill that negates all positional mistakes. For example: caught on the ground as the rocketess Pharah? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly in the sky, where you're most effective.
Ran yourself into a bad spot as the fragile Tracer? No problem, just press this button and you're instantly back where you were before.
Got caught in the open as the close-range Reaper? Just press your invulnerability button and float over to a healthkit. You get this and many other movement tools completely free, there's nothing you give up for them, like sacrificing health with a rocket-jump.
The tools Overwatch gives you to solve problems are contained in a single button rather than a complex and difficult set of movements and/or offensive measures. The entire game revolves around identifying the correct rock-paper-scissors situation to press your button, then pressing it. There is no serious skill of any kind involved. You're going through the motions of what you think a video game entails.
The miniscule difference between a week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player is lost in the cloud of instakill ultimates, teleports and AOE abilities. This game is transcendentally shit and there is no escape from it. This is the very profitable future of FPS. Hell. Population: you.
REMINDER TO PASTE THIS INTO EVERY OVERWATCH SHILL THREAD
>>337474821
You and anyone who plays games for fun, and not for attention whoring.
>>337476224
>no comparable stat charts
competitive play was turned off for beta = no stats
>>337486993
I'm sure you're trolling but I literally got a perm ban from the WoW forums for saying "wow 1 year of HFC..no wonder they stopped reporting their subs"
The fact that I got banned for something that wasn't offensive or abusive, harassive or sexual is PROOF to me that blizzard is done for.
I once revered their custom service, to be axed for simply stating my opinion has cemented me in my path that blizz is dead and they've fucked over a decade of consume trust to cater to teenagers and kids - ala overwatch and hots.
>>337487628
stop trying to create shitty pastas faggot
no one cares about your opinion
>>337483268
its not eye problem or therapy. He probably doesn't have a proper setting on his monitor. I forget what it's called but some games have this issue to some people. Half Life 2 makes me sick using the fucking boat mechanics. Is it the framerate? fuck if I know.
>>337476904
i suppose they are doing this because they want to make it an e-sport, which means they need to show they are serious. WoW failed as an e-sport so they don't care about it.
>>337476224
why did I read this with Mr. Plinkett's voice?
>>337487628
>cannot miss with ultimates
some abilities negate or make ultimates miss
>>337474636
>Blizzard will permanently ban any player found cheating in Overwatch - on their first offence
Good, this is the way it should be. All cheater scum should be banned and beaten.
>>337487628
>pyro is reaper
>not spy
Anyways guys
Battleborn>overwatch
do you even need to cheat when the game itself comes with a built-in aimbot and "I WIN" cheat buttons?
>>337476224
>Too little content for a full-priced game. TF2 is better, more robust and free
It's almost like TF2 has had 9 years to add content AND go F2P or something
NO CTF
O
C
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Define cheating
I remember I got banned from CoD World at War for shooting the semi auto rifles too fast. Faggots complained that I was using a modded controller and later when they implemented the auto detect system and the forced slow down of firing the gun for people who passed the fire rate limit, I ended up always shooting slow ass guns and eventually got banned for it.
Had to make a temp account to play the game but was forced into the noob beginner matches which also got me banned for being too good. Some anti griefing shit.
Insta perma bans are nice but fuck make sure you do it rightLost my Turtle Beach sponsor too but its ok because their shit fucking sucks anyway
>>337479673
Almost everything you said is a GOOD thing
>>337480267
I usually hate lists, but this on is quite good.
Except for fallout 3 and diablo, but since they are at the end it's most likely because you ran out of games? One of them is pure shit, the other is eyecancer.
Replace them with Ys Oath in Felghana and Ys Origins and you have a gud list.
>>337488392
>mom I posted it again
>>337489043
>Define cheating
Anything that allows you to do something you aren't supposed to be doing or by editing the game files.
>>337484123
>most competitive game ever
that would be counter strike, 1 cs player would be able to rape 10 starcraft boipussies at the same time
>best game ever
that would be warband or wolfenstein or total war in terms of rts
I remember when Heroes of the Assfaggots banned people who were supposedly cheating and then unbanned them a week later because they fucked up whatever they use to detect cheaters. If their system is still just as bad with Overwatch then a shit load of people are going to get jewed since they paid money for it and can't play it.
>>337489436
I doubt blizzard will stick to that.
>>337489759
>that would be counter strike, 1 cs player would be able to rape 10 starcraft boipussies at the same time
lmao
Please fuck off to /vg/
Your threads are even worse than the FFXIV treads 2 years ago
>>337491542
I'm starting to suspect it's the same people
>>337477031
>getting fukt that hard
>relying on last ditch effort because of shit argument and life
Damn it must suck being that big of a cuck mister goym
>>337491542
>stop talking about video games on this video games board
>>>/reddit/
>>337478576
except bf4 has servers with a tick rate all the way up to like 120hz
>Play on PS4
>Never have to worry about hackers to begin with
If it's actually a perm ban on first offense, I hope Blizzard is thoroughly convinced before they make the call to ban someone.
>>337475757
>girl
wow it's like people can't change their IP and make a new account
VAC already permanently bans players found cheating, see how well that works.
>>337492198
I doubt they have a system as good as VAC in place, if they plan on handling it with a report system they're gonna get flooded with people reporting people that are better than them and people trolling by reporting a Soldier 76 who uses his ult
>>337482036
So we're your toilet now? Fuck off.
JUST RELEASE THE GAME NEXT WEEK, FUCK WAITING UNTIL THE 24TH
>>337492350
$40 for every ban. Good idea.
>>337474636
Who is this demen semon
Is there a demo recording feature in case one feels they were unfairly banned over a false accusation? What kind of quality control is going into reviewing players?
Also, I think it should just be 3 months for the first offense which isn't overturned, followed by a year and then a perma.
>>337493034
It's called get a job retard
>>337493413
just have to look at people who get play of the match
everyone gets to see if you were cheating or not.
>>337493560
>wasting money like a retard because job
its called being mentally challenged , fucking retard
>>337493034
Tell that to all the cheaters in SC2 and WoW that Blizzard has had terrible success fighting. Blizzard has terrible anti-cheat measures.
does anyone have the underwater escort mission with the battleborn loud ui next to it image?
>>337474636
By announcing this aren't they ensuring the system will be abused
>>337477284
>dude, Overwatch is totally a moba!
>just without ai minions
>and in-match lvl progression
>and items/traits
>and lanes
>and its basic playstyle
>and everything else that makes a moba a moba
>but...it has skills,cooldowns and character classes
>THAT makes it totally a moba,dude!
>>337492087
>Implying hackers don't exist on consoles
>>337495720
true
>>337474636
hello mr marketer.
>>337474636
WidowMaker is my main
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHKpg1KKsWc
>>337476046
"A random selection of customization options come packaged in Loot Boxes - you'll unlock one box every time you level up, and can purchase more in the in-game Shop."
Source: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/
>current year
>believing a company doesn't want to make money
>>337489043
true
Reminder that anyone who wants a vanilla server are literally Goobergate 2.0
It's nice to see Blizzard once again being the trendsetter of modern gaming when it comes to the Overwatch community. A++, Blizzard. Bravo.
>>337476224
>tfw Overwatch is keeping TF2 autists away
Blizzard is making videogames great again
>>337477258
do you have a source for this?
>>337482762
its not vague at all, everyone knows what a fucking MOBA is. Autistic people just like to pretend they dont understand.
>>337502045
Just said they're open to the idea.
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-02-17-selling-loot-boxes-and-the-trouble-with-ranked-play-blizzard-on-overwatch
>>337502687
you misspelled Aeon of Strife-Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides.
>>337479673
>THESE CHARACTERS ARE THE EXACT SAME
>except in all of these ways they are different
does this mean all cowboy and edgelord players will be banned immediately?
>>337480204
>adding abilitys to a game makes it a strategy game
yeah ok
>>337501097
>Goobergate
end yourself
>>337477258
What if I just want the Reaper Mariachi skin?
>try to like this game
>it's crap
>characters are uninteresting
>nobody is fun to play
>everyone feels like a neutered TF2 character
>try to get into it because I don't want to be that one fucking outcast again not playing the newest, hottest game
>force myself to play it
>still can't like it
>if I say TF2 is better people legit think I'm autistic for playing a 9 year old game
"Just ignore them", you say. I CAN'T. I JUST WANT TO FIT IN FOR ONCE IN MY FUCKING LIFE
>>337503549
go back to harassing women in gaming, goober.
Hey guys i like overwatch please give me upvotes!!!
>>337504143
Back to tumblr!
>>337504012
shaggy NO
McCree main here.
Why are people complaining about him being overpowered? All of my kills as McCree when I played the beta were against shitters who had no idea what to do when McCree ambushes them. He's not overpowered from what I can figure.
>>337474636
>system will be buggy at first and ban plenty of people without reason
>false positives will happen as with any detection software
>ect
Sounds great. Nothing can go wrong at all.
