Why are all video game girls named Cassie so perfect?
>>337471367
>>337471497
>meme haircut
Not perfect
>>337471367
Because they're based and written like guys.
>>337471367 this.
Cassiopeia (cass for short. it counts!) is the most based character in this failed abortion of a moba.
Through countless reworks, she's still one of the most skill intensive characters and has the most bro playerbase.
>Kassadin doesn't count. Fuck that blinking piece of shit.
>>337472073
it's the future
>>337471497manface
>>337472450
The best part about this meme is that Cassiopeia can no longer buy boots.
>>337471497
Those lifeless eyes, that dead expression.
>>337471367
SFM porn when?
>>337471367
That's about the ugliest most annoying girl I've seen, it's probably some nu male fantasy about how his coalburning daughter will look like growing up
>Tfw Cass is your name
>Constantly get heckled by men for your weird name
>But constantly get compliments and attention from women for your unique name
My self esteem is in constant flux.
>>337472578
it's not as good as you'd think. sometimes you just want a shit ton of movespeed.
>i have resorted to ms quints
>>337473130
who the fuck heckles you for a common name
>>337472887
>the only time I don't want to see SFM porn of a character
Please, no. I came to care about these characters.
>>337473015
projecting a lot, aren't you?
>>337473130
what are you california dreaming on such a winter's day there, Mama?
>>337473520
depends where he is i guess. Cass isn't a common name in burgerland
>>337471367
Pull out your cock, Anon! This is D.I.C.K. squad!
>>337473690
>he
is that what it is, I thought that post was for a grill
>>337473130
>cass
>weird and unique name
Kek. It's just a variation of casey, cassie, cassandra, casidy etc. And most commonly a girls name. That's like saying I have such a unique name , Nic or Nik instead of Nick.
Also I looked up what it means for boys out of curosity.
>clever and ingenious
>treasurer
>curly headed
So pic related.
http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Cass
>>337471367
The next uncharted is going to star loli drake, right?
>>337471367
SFM when
>>337471367
wooow they cant into size can they
adult head on child body, that head is HUGE for that size body they need to reduce that head by atleast 15% in size to match the child size
>>337477015
I dunno, children do have relatively big heads.
>>337471367
>Elena didn't take Nathan's last name
what a progressive 21st century marriage
>>337477015
Children are not scaled down adults with flat chests.
>>337476337
NO
Lara v2
>>337477015
Have you never seen a kid? They have giant heads in proportion to their body size.
>>337477105
Well she's a successful journalist and documentarian, her name is her brand recognition.
Not to mention Nathans last name isn't even really his last name.
>>337473130
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BIG CASS, AND HE'S 7 FEET TALL
>>337477252
not to the Op pic, from the thumbnail it looks like a old lady head on a child body
hell its one step away from a human bobblehead
you must live in some freak part of the world if children have heads that huge.
>>337477105
Who would take the name of a know thief and murderer?
Fuck off cuckservative.
Would you prefer Uncharted 5 starring Sam and Sully adventures or Uncharted 5 starring older Cassie with Nate or Sam filling the role as Sully?
>>337477679
Cassie with Sam being sully and Nate and elena not appearing in it
>>337478123
>>337478446
My bad
>>337478123
>>337478123
I would prefer no Uncharted 5
things can end
>>337478123
Nope
Nate is too old for this shit, so does Elena
>>337476337
you mean a decent lara croft.
I am ok with that.
>>337478123
I really don't want to play a game starring Troy Baker once again or an obvious nu-female hipster.
>>337478595
This.
>>337476632
Literally Perfect
>>337471367
is this the new persona 5 girl??
>>337479234
>shaved armpits
>>337471367
He needs a moustache to look more macho.
![Db0NS9ul[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IgK8pBu.jpg "Db0NS9ul[1].jpg")
>Jerusalem
Nathan, what the fuck did you raise?
>>337476337
Expect several spin-offs with Samuel Drake as the lead character with Sully as a sidekick.
>>337478123
As long as its some national treasure type thing I don't mind, I want some americana
>>337483465
The problem with that is that Sam is basically just reskinned nathan
>>337482901
>That last of us poster
Oh christ, we're gonna play as a pregnant Ellie.
>>337483697
no the problem is Sam is a terrible fucking character
>>337483697
Troy Baker is also just a reskinned Nolan North, so it fits perfectly.
No
>>337473130
tell people it's short for Castiel like the guy from Supernatural, they all call him Cass
>>337477015
You never saw a child in your entire life ?
>>337484051
Joel, that dog.
Why does every video game guy named Huey do nothing wrong?
Anyone else that would fuck MILF Elena much mich harder than ´her shitty daighter?
>>337484509
what game is this
>>337484246
No he isn't.
