>if you buy Doom at a military base overseas, you get an exclusive collectors coin
Why the fuck is this allowed? I'm a perfectionist and buy everything related to the games I play. Now I can't do this for Doom because I'm not in the military nor am I overseas.
This is fucking bullshit and needs to stop.
>>337458879
Good thing I'm shipping off to Korea next month. That place is way better than the hellhole I'm living in.
>>337458879
I know man wtf, I bet that thing will get them so much pussy and be worth so much in a million years. Plus think of the look on everybody's face when you pull that thing out? Everybody will want to be your friend and buy you things. What the fuck were they thinking?
>>337458879
Jesus Christ, just buy on eBay if you want it that badly
>die for some money hungry kike
>here goyim here's some extra for your game
Why the fuck is this allowed?
>I buy everything related to the games I play
Why spend money on useless shit?
>>337458998
Fuck off, normalfag
>>337458879
heres me pointing and laughing at you!
>HE WILL NEVER GET THE SHINY THING HE WANTS
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
>>337458879
Do you buy video game related dolls as well?
>>337458998
>He owns things for the exclusive purpose of impressing others
fucking lmao
>>337458879
Because civilians have no use for a challenge coin. Do you even know what that is?
Besides, while it's cute and all anyone who tried to use it as such would have their asses kicked.
>>337459159
>>337458879
that´s actually a really nice gesture i was starting to get mad at ID but they seem like pretty nice guys
>>337459159
Go get your asshole turned inside out by your black step father.
>>337459027
>go to subway
>order a chicken sandwich
>ask for some of subway's special mayo on my sandwich
>sandwich artist says mayo is only for US soldiers and he needs to see my military ID
>tell him I'm not in the military
>sandwich artist says he can't give me any mayo but I can order some online at a mark up
That's how retarded you sound like right now
>>337459236
What else is the purpose of owning worthless shit that does nothing? Is he going to shove it up his asshole and play doom better with it? At least with hentai figurines he can put them on a shelf and jerk off to them. What the fuck is he going to do with some gay coin?
>>337459398
>food analogy
>>337459398
>le ebin food analogy
You really want to babysit trinkets and baubles? I've got a closet of DBZ and McFarlane figures, I wish I didn't.
>>337459473
>has no counter point
Go suck off some sailors, faggot
>>337459030
Go back to /pol/ to anarchist.
Our troops are fighting the good fight against the terrorist who hate our freedom. If you hate it too then why don't you move to a communist country like China or Russia?
>>337459437
People like collecting things. They're interesting stuff that's relevant to a specific hobby. If you need stuff to impress people then you're so beyond normal tier it hurts. Get a hobby
こんな車が高速道路を走ってタダで済む訳が無い
>>337458879
Then just join the fucking military, faggot.
>>337459398
uh no? retart
>>337458879
No one cares about your autistic obsessions faggot
>>337458879
>I'm not in the military
Dont be a faggot and join them!
>>337458998
>buying things to impress others
>not for your own sake
normalfags everyone
>>337459557
thanks for a good laugh
>>337459502
Any thing actually worth money?
>>337459535
I hate when teenagers ruin threads
>>337459557
Would be a little more convincing if our government didn't give the terrorists weapons and money.
>>337458879
>Caring about Mc Donald's toys
>>337459557
>fighting
Kek most arent even in active combat
Join the military then.They actually pay YOU to fight real demons.
>>337459398
God damn youre retarded
>>337459587
Collecting shit isn't a hobby. Its collecting shit. We call these people hoarders for a reason.
>>337459917
Assad is the real terrorist.
>>337459938
And we are already winning. God bless the troops they deserve that Doom coin.
>>337459398
I know this has to be bait, but this shit is so retarded I had to reply just incase
Fucking retard
>>337459557
keep fighting... maybe on day you will actually win a war.
>>337459938
They're protecting our freedom by jacking off and playing video games, ok?
>>337459398
If you want a food analogy.
>Go to a McDonald's asks for a happy meal
>Cashier says the toy inside is only for kids
>Get mad and shitpost on /v/
>>337458879
Still better than the estus buttplug of DaS3
>>337458879
>wah wah baby can't get everything he wants why doesn't the world revolve around baby wahhhhh
>Sacrifice your life and leisure to fight for your country overseas
>see best friends shot and mutilated before your eyes
>risk of death daily by suicide bombing towelheads
>get free exlusive shit plastic coin with purchase of video game as thanks for your sacrifice
>Fag OP goes on internet and calls bullshit because theres no coin reward for weighing 400 lbs and eating Doritos
>>337459909
A 44 inch monkey transformed Vegeta worth about 780$ usd.
>>337460172
That's pretty disgusting too. How are gentlemen like this supposed to get their toys if McDonald's doesn't give shit to adults?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSPZd9z3v5Y
I heard they're just giving these out this month instead of purple hearts.
>>337460212
>military life is exactly like the movies
Not OP, but you're retarded. Mostly it consists of sitting around, then driving somewhere, then sitting around playing video games.
i got 5 coins because im the baddest of our forces what are you gonna do about it little nerd
>>337460212
why don't they just shoot them lmao
>>337458879
and i thought i had autism
>>337460218
Uh, excuse me, but it's called OOZARU. Retard. Snort.
>>337460323
So its basically /v/ but in real life but you get to drive places and play games?
Your a sad cunt is what you are
A novelty coin?
Grow up and just play the game, kid
>>337460479
Sometimes the terrorist will send their children into the middle of the road in an attempt to stop your caravan. You need the mental fortitude to run over a child... the pussies on /v/ would never do it and it would get your wholes quad killed.
>>337459557
>Russia
>communist
When will this meme end?
STOLEN COIN
STOLEN VALOR!!!
>>337460212
>Sacrifice your life and leisure to fight for your country overseas
>see best friends shot and mutilated before your eyes
>risk of death daily by suicide bombing towelheads
Stop this meme. Most military personnel have never been in combat and won't be. They're there not to "fight for you freedom" but for the benefits like any other rational person
>casheir tells me tanks for ur service
>mfw im just a reservist never seent a day of combat n never will
>>337460027
lol
The poorfags of /v/ will never understand the want to collect shit.
>>337458879
I could care less of getting some shitty Master Chief collectible
I had a friend who was in the Marines, and he went in fresh out of high school as "that" anime kid. He went to Twentynine Palms when he enlisted, and I've heard that's where basically where every asshole Marine stereotype is born and spread
At the same time, he read-up on pretty much everything about Marine history and culture, and was basically a walking Wikipedia article on the area, although his biggest fuck-up was nothing first-hand from actual dudes with experience to put stuff in context
One time he IM'd before he went to do shit in Qatar, and he I could tell he was hysterical on the other end. He did that challenge coin thing at a bar with some older guys, and the guy he does it with reached into his pocket like he was taking his out, and instead just pulled out his fist and punched him in the stomach
Maybe Doom 4 might lure enlisted nerds into a false sense of security to try the challenge coin thing
>>337458879
Looks like those coins vets use at bars
>>337462212
It is the same but there are 2 different rule sets
1) Who ever fails to produce a coin buys drinks for everyone who did have a coin
2) Lowest coin buys drinks for everyone else
Though a lot of long term people will refuse to acknowledge these coins due to them not having much morale behind them
>>337458879
>I'm a perfectionist and buy everything related to the games I play.
>i'm a prefectionist
you misspelled "corporate slave"
>>337460212
Shalom
>>337458879
I would love to see some retard pull that coin out on a superior and then proceed to watch said retard get ripped apart.
>>337458879
eBay...
>>337459398
>sandwhich artist
Hi Subway
What will happen if you don't get this stupid coin?
What will happen if you do?
Just in case you autismos don't know, collecting coins is a thing in the military.
Coins that you buy yourself or that come with stuff like this is chincy and stupid though. The point of a coin is you got it by going to somewhere or doing something worthwhile.
Sorry there is no challenge coin for living in mom's basement.
>>337462978
It also says who you rubbed elbows with.
Some low man janitor could have a SECDEF coin.
>>337459398
Except that the coin literally does nothing to hamper your experience with the game or neither does it take away anything you retarded fucking simp. You and the military guy still gets mayo and the same exact fucking sandwich. Military guy just gets a fucking sticker on his wrapping.
>>337462021
>going to 29 palms
>ever
so sorry
>>337460959
theres nothing valorous about going to fight ragheads for the jidf/usmc (same shit).
>Video game collectables come with "limited" editions that are just as common as the regular version for a fatter price.
>Company releases a true collectors item for once
>Throw a hissy fit
Sounds like entitlement fever.
>>337462978
>Just in case you autismos don't know, collecting coins is a thing in the US military.
FTFY, it's just another way the US tries to force traditions and shit because the US was born of terrorism against the state and doesn't have any real traditions other than losing at war against shit countries and eating turkey.
>military personnel
lol
>>337463606
We have a tradition of saving Europe in back to back world wars.
We also have a tradition of being the only world superpower :^)
>>337462978
>>337462521
Sounds like something straight from a country ruled by money grubbing kikes where having a magic shekel is something to be proud of.
>>337463708
>I don't understand turning up at the end of a war doesn't mean you won it
>doesn't understand just how big the world is
Yep, definitely American here
>>337463708
*saving the french and anglos
>>337458879
What is Ebay?
>>337463708
you mean turning up to WW1 in the last year doing very little?
do you mean extending the length of WWII by sending incredibly poorly trained troops (another American tradition) at a stalemate which would've been negotiated to a truce?
Yankee Diddles entered WWII to save face vs the Ruskies, who did a damn sight more than the clapistanis.
>superpower
you mean that superpower that got its shit pushed in by dudes wearing flipflops riding bikes in 'nam? toppest of all the fucking keks my misinformed yankee diddle.
>>337458879
I'd expect this kind of PR shit for games like CoD, Arma or Battlefield, but Doom?
>>337463234
He finished by coming back married to a qt Qatari girl, so it wasn't all bad
>>337464096
>bringing up Vietnam
lol, America took over that fiasco after France decided to call it quits. I mean at that point we were pretty used to picking up slack for France though, so we don't hold it against them.
It cracks me up with western europeans who we saved are still butthurt at us when we have a great relationship with Japan, who we fought.
Honestly America should have joined the Axis powers.
>>337458879
no one in the military cares about challenge coins.
they're kind of to stop you from killing yourself imo
>>337464286
>bringing up WWI and WWII
Just playing your game, yankee,and winning.
>>337459557
[Intelligence] So you fight the good fight with your guns in Afghanistan?
If you didn't know, if you buy games on a base they sometimes had exclusive items. This isn't new. However overseas items is a new thing, but I'm pretty sure it's on homeland too, stay mad fag
>>337464576
That's where the terrorists are so....
>>337464624
you joined the us military
I'm not even mildly perturbed.
>>337458879
>fuck you they earned that stupid fucking coin let them have it
>if you really wanted a fake coin so bad get it on eBay
>kill yourself
>>337464458
>calling people who are from other regions than New england, "yankee".
This is offense, delete now.
>>337464823
no, yanky diddel
>>337464707
perturbed enough to start using 30 minute crest whitening strips on your asshole though, i'm sure.
>>337465134
yeah, i don't wake up at 6am to be shouted at by an angry faggot.
>>337465328
or do you?
>>337465443
no I don't, played BDO last night, ganking guild who declared war on us until 2am, got up at 10am, cat wanted food, went to the shop, bought 2 cans of monster juiced and some milk and been shitposting on the 4chains ever since, that faggot stopped shouting yet?
>>337465672
i'm not your diary. why are you feeding kitty cans of monster?
>>337465968
only thing that gets him going, he's 21, needs a kickstart.
>i'm a perfectionist
>what is OCD
>>337458879
its a challenge coin, I would like to see the high ranking officer or enlisted that is giving out that challenge coin.
>>337460150
We have
>japan
>Phillipines
>Korea (fuck off we pushed those faggots past the 38th parallel where they originally started)
>Spain
>gulf war 1
>Panama
>mexico
>britain
It's not our fault we can't commit the war crimes necessary to win wars anymore.
