man
:|
fuck this world
>>337452307
Maybe they should stop going to psychiatric wards to test their games.
WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK
They must source from the same game testing company as valve
This has to be a joke.
source : http://www.p4rgaming.com/majority-of-gamers-today-cant-finish-level-1-in-super-mario-bros/
and yes, it's bullshit
>>337452307
That's the saddest fucking thing I have read in years. I think I'm going to pray for Nintendo's soul. For they are already in hell.
>>337452307
>70 percent died to the first goomba, 50 percent died twice
>deeper storyline and voice acting
haha wow
So, we're becoming more retarded?
>>337452307
>The majority asked the game to be easier
>Others wanted a mandatory tutorial
IT'S A GOD DAMNED TWO BUTTON CONTROLLER.
IT'S NOT A FUCKING AIRPLANE COCKPIT.
JUST PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTONS AND SEE WHAT THEY DO.
FUCK.
>>337456318
15 minutes ago someone posted that it was a fake, yet you decided to get angry any way.
>>337456642
I browse /v/. I'm always angry. My anger just shifts focus.
>>337452307
So basically we're slowly becoming illiterate retards who can't even play the simplest of videogames, and Nintendo is catering to us?
Seems about right. Very depressing.
>>337453718
thank fuck
>>337452307
>:|
>>337452307
This is a lie. If you remember the first level of super mario bros you would know its like 3 turtles and 1 hole. This is bullshit. The only thing that makes platformers fun to begin with is the difficulty. Look at the success that was Tropical Freeze and that game was only slightly more difficult than recent mario games.
>>337452307
Who the fuck would play mario galaxy nowadays for example?
Besides kids of course.
20-30 years ago, people 20+ years played that stuff because there wasn't any other popular stuff to play from nintendo. But nowadays, nintendo is a family console with family videogames and family difficulty.