>you hear yourself echo over someones speakers whenever they open their mic
>guy leaves his mic on, sits as close to the screen as he can, spends the run shouting to everyone in his house
>I sound like a 40 year old heavy smoker
>guy turns mic on to cough or sneeze
>Anon your voice sounds really depressive you alright?
>hear your voice echo back
>you have the faggot lisp and you don't even know you're gay
>Kid turns on mic
>Hear two people yelling in the background
>He quickly toggles it off
>say something
>"what? I can't even understand you."
>awkward silence
>leave voice chat
>>337450689
>homeless woman
>asking for money to pedestrians
>when I'm about to pass her she looks at me and asks if I'm alright
>Kid cusses and acts like a bad ass
>Mom comes in and tells him to turn off the game and get his ass ready for dinner
>He protests and gets chewed out for everyone to hear
>Speak in voice chat
>Some girl on the server says "Sing for us!"
>I ask "Why meee?"
>She says "You have a pretty voice"
That made me feel fuzzy inside.
>voice chat software bugs out without you knowing
>"Anon, you've had push to talk toggled on for the past 5 minutes just so you know."
>>337450493
I would much rather sound like a 40 year old smoker than 12
>"hey guys"
>audible noises of baby crying in the background
>kid on mic yells at said baby on his mic
>>337450129
>Keep forgetting my voice is much lower to other people than it is in my head
>Every now and again I'll drop my voice really low for a long period of time to exaggerate a statement during games
>Apparently creates an extremely loud noise in people's speakers and headphones because it gets too low
I mean, I'm not even black or anything.
>random kiddo has his mic on
>literally hear his mom scream to him about not doing chores
>this continues for like 5 minutes
>he leaves the game
funniest shit ever
>>337451665
Use your powers for good, Soundwave.
>>337450129
>your voice is deep as fuck and you sound like a rapist
>stop talking entirely
>the push to talk key in game is the same as in your voip client and you dont realize until someone in game tells you to shut up
>>337451310
>anon stop singing
> Has cold while getting comfy for a game
> use voice chat
> Anon. Why are you playing in your 40s?
> I am just 19 with a cold
> lol bs
>giving a shit what internet people think
>playingHalowith/vg/
>lobby of 16 people, all with mics
>the token screaming faggot is being unusually loud
>hear his mom screaming at him suddenly, saying that she never should have bought that xbox for him
>mad laughter and banter from every direction
>"Fuck you guys it's not funny, it was funny the first time, but not this time"
>....
>"this is the second time?"
>xXxShinobiDankxXx has disconnected
>[cacophonous laughter]
