Is there anyone more aggravating than Lotta? I get so triggered every time I see her model.
>grew up in the country
>didnt learn morals
>didnt learn basic decency
>didnt learn how to be a human being
What did she do in the country, suck cow udders all day?
>>337435912
>Is there anyone more aggravating than Lotta?
Oldbag
>>337436137
Oldbag didn't lie on the stand because she was "excited from the experience of testimony"
>>337435912
>didnt learn morals
>didnt learn basic decency
>didnt learn how to be a human being
so like every witness in the series?
>>337436271
At least the reasoning of the other witnesses wasn't based on sheer stupidity.
>>337436363
Is Larry the exception to the rule?
>>337437227
Lotta's a nigger, so the stereotype makes it worse.
>>337437314
no she isn't, she's white, from the south and has a texan accent
>>337437832
Are you joking?
She's obviously a light-skinned black person.
Black people live in texas too?
>>337435912
You could say that she has a Lotta heart.
>>337435912
Don't bully the Lotta.
>>337435912
On the other end, is there anyone better than Gumshoe?
He's a real pal.
>>337436137
EDGY-POOOOOO
>>337438541
lazy
>>337435912
She was so fucking bad holy shit.
She is probably the most unworthy witness of the entire series, she doesn't know shit and still being a cunt.
Larry at least is stupid.
>>337439809
I hope they at least mention him in AA6.
>>337440850
>mention
But he's in, though. Along with Ema as well.
>>337435912
There is a lot of cunts in the AA Universe. I still don't like Oldbag either, I don't care if some people find her funny.
>>337439809
I want a shooter game with Gumshoe
Can we finally have a non-murder case?
>>337441758
Whats your suggestions? Rape, fraud, alymony?
>>337441758
Sure! Just like we can have non-murder cases in Detective Conan/Case Closed!
>>337441045
No one finds Oldbag funny.
Both Oldbag and Larry are shit tier characters.
>>337440939
gonna need some sauce on that
>>337438126
She is an Asian mate.
>>337441758
There's a famous line by a mystery writer that goes something like "A mystery that doesn't involve murder is pointless."
Also someone post the fucking clown already.
>>337442514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtDvaBA66uQ
>>337442327
Guy must have been retarded, considering there are literally dozens of mysteries that aren't murder related.
>Who built this object/place?
>Someone is kidnapped, we have to find out who did it and why.
>Object is stolen, where is it?
>>337442514
>Simply do my job and ask if he was sure it was 10PM
>Get penalized because prosecution's witness makes a joke
>Ask about his condition since Moe says he was pooped
>Makes poop jokes
>It's somehow my fault
>Giant fucking penalty if I try asking anything at all about three symbols
I am so fucking mad.
What does /v think about this guy?
>>337440939
No he's not.
That was just an edit on tumblr someone made for fun that so many idiots are falling for
>>337444012
Who the fuck is him? Looks like another Butz retard clone.
Speaking of Oldbag, is it ever explained why her space suit is in Ron's house?
>>337444458
He's thego play AAI2 if you don't want any spoilers
>>337443063
They did something similar in 3-3. Funny thing is the case was originally supposed to be in Justice For All. The detention center even uses JFA's music instead of the T&T one.
>>337444012
I think he's guilty but I don't actually remember what he did. If memory serves, though, he was complicit in the murder of that Rooke guy
>>337444642
As far as I know, he did nothing wrong.
>>337444842
OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT HE DID
I can't believe I actually forgot
>>337444842
He did everything wrong.
>>337445663
Good at least you know he is not guilty now.
>>337435912
Spark Brushel and Oldbag.
I can't wait for FFSTV to continue playing Apollo Justice!
#vga
>>337444595
Is there a rule that states: "every third case must be an awful experience"?
>>337446445
The third case in PLvsPW is the best case in the game.
Also playing as Greg in AAI2-3 was neat.
But yeah, there seems to be some kind of pattern in the main series.
>>337444012
literally innocent
>>337441758
I would be fine if Phoenix could end a single case withouth doing the job of a prosecutor during the second half of the trial.
Every fucking case is
1st trial
>"This person is not guilty and I can prove that"
2nd trial
>"There's another person that could murder the victim"
3rd trial
>"YOU ARE THE MURDERER AND I CAN PROVE IT!"
>>337435912
afro is shit tier
What was wrong with 1-3?
Should I play Apollo Justice before or after investigations?
>>337450076
It would make more sense but wouldn't be very interesting
Spirit of Justice honestly looks terrible as fuck and I don't feel any excitement for it,
Maybe it's because of the absolutely retarded water mirror gimmick, or because they keep pushing Wright, Apollo and Athena front and center.
Maybe I'll change my mind and it will be good, but so far AAI2 had the best cases in the series.
>>337450076
He was supposed to be based off of Perry Mason, a popular literary character who is a defense attorney famous for finding the true culprit in his trials.
Can you take a look at this, /v/?
>>337450076
I mean, yeah, it is really convenient that Phoenix always finds the true culprit, but the trials wouldn't have any closure without it.
>>337451213
look at this first
>>337435912
Dahlia
>crazy bitch
>is the murderer in several cases
>gets away with murder in those cases (3-1 and 3-4)
>have to deal with her ghost in 3-5
they made a bad character and you have to deal with her for over half the game.
At least people like Lotta, Larry, and Oldbag it's once per game
>>337451213
>>337451874
Real man coming through.
>>337444519
He worked for the same company. She was wearing that suit for her job. He probably had to wear one too at some point.
>>337435912
I enjoyed slapping her in JFA.
