Hello /vee/!
My name is Hodd Toward, and I am currently developing a spiritual successor to the hit game and major not disappointment, Fallout 4!
I am not Bethesda, I am own conpany!
For only a small fee of $299.00, you TOO could own the Collector's Special Legendary Legacy Hard-Cover Edition of Skyout: Doomrim!
So, what do you think guys? B...buy my game?
BUY MY FUCKING GAME!
Shoo Todd, shoo!
>>337424017
Thanks but I guess I'll pass.
>>337424750
B...but it works!
You'll never regret this purchase!
>>337424727
Who is Todd?
My name is Hoddeo Kojoddard
>>337424928
wtf todd, I was talking to this guy Hodd...wait a minute, you almost got me again.
>>337425028
I'm not Todd?
> LE EBIN RPG CODEX THREAD XDD!!! NMA! WOULD BE SO PROUD AMIRIGUHT!!111
>>337425443
hello?
>there are people trashtalking DOOM™ on /v/ without even playing it
Come on, give it a chance! I'm sure it'll be great!
>>337425443
Maybe praying to Howesus Chrodd would help you come to terms with your assburgers?
>>337425594
Todd? Is that you??
>people are refunding DOOM 4
>Paid Shills are failing to fool people into buying Doom 4
>>337425927
> Paid anti-shills who work for Microsoft failing to stop people from buying DOOM
I like the way Toward thinks!
>>337424396
I WILL TODD, I LOVE YOU. HAVE MY CHILDREN
>>337426086
G....game?
>>337426239
videogames
Is Toddposting a stale meme?
>>337426448
Your mum's pussy is a stale meme.
>>337425764
Who's Todd? You mean that handsome hunk who's currently the creative director and executive producer at Bethesda Game Studios? No, I'm not him! I'm a gamer just like you who played DOOM™ and really liked it!
>>337426557
....wait a minute...
I actually liked Fallout 4 stop memeing you fatasses.
>>337426762
>>337426665
Don't wait at all, friend! Just buy my-I mean Todd's game!
>>337427214
IT'S TODD!! EVERYBODY, IT'S TODD HOWARD!
GET HIM!
WHY HAVEN'T YOU BOUGHT MY GAME YET?!
>>337427214
I don't think your glasses have any glass in them...also, why do you have a receipt from the Phoney Baloney Mustache Emporium?
>>337427478
I have, it's downloading now.
>>337427774
I liked the game! It really is the best fallout to date!
>>337427840
He's talking about DOOM, you dip.
I LOVE OBLIVION.
SPENDING THE ENTIRE VA BUDGET ON PATRICK STEWART AND SEAN BEAN WAS GENIUS. DO IT AGAIN TODD
>>337428181
Sean bean?
HOL UP
>>337424017
Those Groucho Glasses don't fool me one bit Todd
Was Molyneux posting a thing back in the day?
>>337428220
Sean bean is that dude you save from kvatch or whatever
yor game is shit Todd, all of your games are, get over it
>>337428282
god how could I forget
>For Cyrodiil, Baurus?
>No. For you.
>>337428282
HOLY FUCK
>>337428282
Martin Septim
But who actually plays the main questline anyway?
Post rare Todds
>>337426086
>anime tiddies
Change it tocrotch titsorferal poke pornand we have a deal
>>337428279
Is that real?
>>337428594
the funniest answer and the one that conforms to my worldviews the easiest is "yes," so let's just go with that.
>>337428279
A bit more embellishment and this could be a todd post tier story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxWUtShF_pE
TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES
>>337428837
https://youtu.be/yvGXCisAaR4
>>337428837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>>337428436
Meow!
>>337429081
This would be funnier if it were just a no face Todd (ie. Katia Canceragan face removed)
>>337429374
Why you no like kitty?
>>337429962
She is only good for porn with argonians
>>337429374
>>337430145
Now you see, I don't even know why I laughed at this.
It's like that guy who edited nipples off people who posted themselves on /fit/.
>>337430075
They're indeed cute together.
