I've had a stressful afternoon /v/, can you guys advise me on any fun games to play that would cheer me up.please no fightan gaems that involve hitting twisting or the pulling of testicles
>video games
>fun
The only thing in the world that is actually fun is getting laid. Everything else is just people tricking themselves into thinking they're having fun to forget about the crushing misery over the fact that they aren't getting laid right at that second.
hello memeddit
>>337389743
There's nothing about getting laid.
scenario: A
> you after orgasm "after sex melancholia" sets in along with existential crisis.
scenario: B
>woman is riding you cowgirl and she brake ur dig, penile fracture style, at least it's no testicular torsion.
Dwarf Fortress
Etrian Odyssey
La-MulanaKing of Fighters 98
Those are the games I've been playing lately, you might enjoy one.
>>337390663
But at least it makes you more socially accepted, and in the end isn't social acceptance the only source of true happiness?
>>337390934
孔子 would have broken your knee for this
>>337388662
Rune factory 4
Farman'.
Adventuran'.
Romancin'.
Monster taman' and ridan'.
Fun as fuck Holiday mini game events.
Bro as fuck butlers and towns folk.Except for ONE particular faggot.What happened?
>>337391845
My girlfriend beat the shit out of me
>>337390934
Being an emotionally frail NEET, social acceptance in the physical world ranks pretty low on my list of things to achieve.
Right now it's get a course in programming and manage damage control of landwhale arthritis bipolar (off meds) old nigresse mother.
And right now NOW it's take more codeine tablets, get another bag of frozen pees and sit in a less painful position.
>>337391845
>>337390912
I Don't have lose games.
Pick one of the games in my folder.
Or make me buy a game in promo
>>337393904
You don't have much to work with.
Endless Legend I guess.
>>337393904
Deus Ex.
It's fun enough to ease stress. And seeing some of the Cyberpunk settings with that cool synth music can be relaxing.Boss fights fucking suck shit though.
>>337392182
What exactly happened to your nuts nigga?
>>337394494
had multiple windows of xvideos, g.ehentai, /d/ and /aco/ threads open.
masutrbating all morning for 3hr non stop whilst lying down in bed.
>>337395116
Living the life.
>>337395116
That's it?
>>337390912
>337390912
>Dwarf Fortress
Autism in a can
>Etrian Odyssey
Who?
>La-Mulana
WHO?
>King of Fighters 98
Poor mans street fighter, made in china quality for the mediocre chinese man.
You have shit tastes anon
http://tetris.com/play-tetris/
>>337395389
That's it?
I nearly went to the hospital.
ischemia of the balls is painful as fuck and after 6 hours will cause permanent damage.
its not funny
me too, op
I started playing old pokemon games. very relaxing
>>337395389
I hope that cancer turns you liver into a sponge full on butt holes.
twisted metal
fuck off
>>337393904
>DXHR
decent, not as good as the first but fun enough, escapism value 8/10
>Dishonored
so good I've been saving it for a really rainy day
>Assbro
pretty fun if you liked 1/2, gets a bit shallow/repetitive after a while
>Blood Money
simply excellent, but ideally requires your full attention
>Dark Souls
great, but maybe hold off if its "fighting game" elements can somehow worsen your shitty day?
Also if you liked DX have you considered trying Thief: Gold, Thief 2 or System Shock 2 made by largely the same devs with similar design philosophies?
>>337393904
>hating on Valve games
Being non-human must suck.
>>337396897
>>337397171
>i finished bloodmoney when it came out, easily a GOTY? How the devs got caught up in the AAA pyramid scam i don't know.
>Darksouls summoned windows live on my ass, too long to fidle with.
>theif will try i know its legend.
>i hate the dual weild system from the shocks games and dishonored.
>Dishonored has shit bonecharms, i'm going to edit the XML files.
Any got the shit to Mod dishonored?
Tearaway if you have ps4/vita
Seems like a chill game.
Fuck around some in GTA or something if you have pc
>>337397552
>It's happening.jpg
>>337388662
Fight the Nameless King.
>>337388662
civ 5
I used to play it on my room mates laptop when I was depressed/stressed in college and it really helped a shit ton
