What time is it /v/?
High Moon?
>>337374104
21:22
Hiiiigh Noon
>>337374104
Tall Midday
>竜が我が敵を喰らう
What did Hanzo mean by this?
>>337374104
12:00 mid-day
Its pretty sunny.
2024
>>337374104
Its high.. bleeergh!
>>337374247
>unironically living in europe
Hey kid, you really need to get back to rebbit.
>>337374104
>3 minutes ago
>2:22 or 14:22
>Literally 20 minutes after or 40 minutes to high noon in any timezone
Retard.
>>337374104
About tree fiddy.
![NoFun[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/wLawJer.gif "NoFun[1].gif")
>>337374581
>>337374104
Time for McCree to fuck my boypussy
![7NKVUuD[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LA2w5z1.jpg "7NKVUuD[1].jpg")
>>337374104
21:51
IT'S HIGH NOOUAGHH
DIE DIE D-UUUGH!!!
>>337374104
Reminder that if you follow a Mcree around a corner when happens is your own fault.
>>337379134
>>337374104
>>337379134
How?
Time to hit E.
>>337374104
What kind of American cowboy wears a poncho?
I thought he was Mexican until I saw his name.
>>337381029
IT'S HIGH Q
>>337381029
This is a joke, right?
>>337381160
>>337381287
I'll see myself out.
>>337381029
>>337381345
What a tard
>McCree on enemy team starts his ult
>"HIIIIGHH"
>immediately shot jn the head by a widowmaker
>widowmaker player in McCree impression "BYYYYEEE"
well, it's a high noon somewhere in the world
DRAW
>>337374430
This post has it all
Time to check the fucking catalog, there are 6 other Overwatch threads already up you fucking mong
>>337383238
then don't go into them, simple as that
>>337374104
Time to balance this game post-beta
Pic related.
>>337383597
So make pharah just completely worse in every aspect than rat? She already fires and reloads slower.
Doctor Winston, I'm BAMF
>>337383597
>Helix cooldown reduced to 4 seconds
Hnnnnnngg my fucking dick. I'll take the reload penalty for that.
>>337383597
>change McCrees damage
>make pharah even more useless
>no changes to Junk Rat
Don't be biased
>>337383597
>Zenyatta health buff
Praise the Lord.
>>337383597
>make pharah useless
>buff reaper
>make mei even worse than she already is
>not nerfing widow's ridiculously low charge time
>destroying D.Va's allahu ackbar capabilities
>BUFFING LUCIO
The only sane change you made was Bastion.
>>337386370
>Pharah
Even blizzard has come forward saying she has way too much damage output along with her mobility. I just made a suggestion on how to slightly nerf her while also buff some of her other tools.
>Reaper
The reaper buff just allows him to use his passive better because going out of your way to collect souls is cumbersome. That and a slightly faster teleport hardly make him OP
>Mei
Her freeze ability hard counters half the cast from 10 meters away and is extremely unfun to play again. Unlike bastion which is just a matter of getting good, Mei's natural ability can just shut you down even if you're a good distance away and are stronger.
>Widow
You are right about that, I was just trying to address hook sniping which, in tandem with side low charge time, makes her able to just eliminate enemies with no chance to react or way to counter her.
>D.Va
I just said some. I feel like 40 meters away is a little much. Just make the radius slightly smaller. Other than that I gave her major buffs because her "flanking tank" is made useless by her mile wide head hitbox
>Lucio
Just a slight buff on his ult which has a longer build time than the other 3, so getting an extra 1.5 seconds out of it doesn't seem too gamebreaking, especially when its just overheal.
>>337379134
How'd he do that jump?
>>337374327
"Stand still on the objective. Just trust me you dumb fucks"
>>337388249
jumped into reinhardts charge just right
>>337374430
>>337388476
Neat. There's another apparently bugged McCree/Reinhardt interaction that lets him bust through the shield if he charges Deadeye long enough... any ideas about it?
From what I understand, when calculating the damage that will be fired at each target, Deadeye seems to be considering the current health of the shield, allowing its shots to reach huge damage levels and break through the shield on the first shot, then fire all remaining shots at other Deadeye targets
I was reading about it on planetoverwatch.org
There's some really interesting analysis there.
>>337383597
Are fucking serious, the only good thing they gave to Mai was the faster movement.
>>337383597
>Winston jumps on you, double taps E, zaps you for 1 second and throws a punch
>over 200 damage in 1 second
You're a genius.
about tree fiddy
>>337389710
>implying jumping, deploying shield, activating it, zapping for 1 second, and punching which takes 1 second all happened Somehow miraculous in 1 second.
2.5 seconds minimum if the splash and shield set up were done synchronous.
Also shield only does 40 damage, which is only 10 more than base melee, so why waste it like that? Melee wind up is 1 second, which even currently the tesla does more damage than at 57.
>>337379134
The fuck did I just watch?
6:17 PM, why do you ask?
>>337383597
Only characters I feel need legitimate changes are Zen, Mei and D Va.
>>337374104
3:21 pm
Guys. What if we make a list like this >>337383597 to send to Blizzard?
>>337390753
deploying shield doesn't interrupt your zapping and you're finishing off with a punch because many of the heroes you're going after have 200 health or less. So really you're already zapping in the air, land, drop and explode shield and finish off with a punch (punch damage happens instantly btw) assuming your enemy has 200 health or less.
5:30
CST is the comfiest timezone
>>337392192
Still, doesn't seem too out of place given that fan the hammer can do 420 damage with no headshots in 1 second(70x6), and you even have flashbang to make it that much easier.
A tank like winston being able to do 200 in double that time isn't too out there.
>>337383597
most of those changes are horrible. Mei and Pharah would be useless.
Reinhardt needs +5 to +10 to melee attacksso that you can still 2shot a tracer that has a lucio without E active in range and 3hit a genji in the same situation.
Fiestrike CD is okay as it is. Ult needs not more damage, the hammer does.
>>337392580
Winston jumps halfway across the map though. McCree has to come to you or you need to come to him.
>>337383597
>buffs to zarya
>Buffs to WINSTON
>>337383597
You are fucking retarded.
>>337393507
WHO /CREAMY/ HERE
>>337383597
yeah no, the game is fine, git gud.
>>337374104
IT'S TIME TO GO WHOLE HOG
>>337379134
71C on overwatch
>>337383597
>trusting /v/ with game balances
thank god this is in the hands of Blizz, you people would ruin it.
>>337393246
>Widowmaker can plan 150 in 1 second from half way across the map in 1 second without skill
>Phariah can splash damage 160 health in 2 second from across the map
>One clip from the speed demon Tracer does 170-240 depending on range in 1 second (no headshots)
>2 shots from the highly mobile Reaper with only half the pellets hiting can do 140 damage in 1 second (no headshots)
>2 arrows from Hanzo can deal 250 damage in 1 second (no headshot)
>Genji can do 100 damage in 1 second from 3 shurikens (no headshots)
Now considering that Winston doesn't even have the option to headshot at all with his weapon, does this seem all that bad to buff him slightly?
>>337383597
someone is salty about mei....
>>337383597
>Nerf the characters I dont like
>Buff the characters I like
Epic.
>>337394471
The only one of those that's even remotely comparable is Genji and you even fucked that up
28x3 right-click + 30 melee + 50 dash and that's not even 1 second but as fast as you can input those commands.
>>337384019
That's a big belt buckle.
>>337383597
Better Changes
>Bastion's turret mode does not allow instant, aiming, though fast enough for most occasions
>Bastion regains his shield as an ability in turret mode; lasts for 3 seconds, or 200 damage, with an 18 second cooldown
>Zenyatta gains 50 shields
>Orb of Discord reduces target's move speed by a minor amount, while increasing Zen's move speed while he is in LoS
>Lucio's healing is reduced by about 1/5th
>Mercy grants a shield to targets of her Guardian Angel, provided they were a fair distance away, at an amount proportional to the distance
>Winston's Tesla damage slightly increased
>Damage to Roadhog grants less charge than other characters
>Hook cooldown increased by 1 second
>Reinhardt's cooldown for a broken shield is increased to 5 seconds
>Charging may now be prematurely finished; both Reinhardt and target are uncontrollable for .5 second after the end
>D.Va is removed from the game
>Oh fine. I guess buff her cannons by 1 damage per pellet.
>Reduce her rate of ult gain while outside her mech
>Torbjorn's rivet gun has a much more impactful firing sound, animation, and impact
>Mei's freeze-ray's range is slightly reduced
>It takes longer to freeze high health targets, and lower for low health targets; 200 health being the median
>Junkrat's movement speed is slightly lowered
>Reaper's Reaping attracts souls that are in his crosshairs
>Reaper's shadow step activates slightly faster if he has not been damage recently
>Reduce Farah's Self damage from rockets and abilities
>McCree's roll cooldown increased by 2 seconds
>Hitting any enemy with any attack or ability lowers the cooldown by 1 second
>Genji's melee and swift strike do an additional 5 damage
>Shurikens' damage increases if multiple hit; 1 hit does normal damage, 2 hits adds 1 to each impact, all three add 2 to each impact
>Dragons from Hanzo and Gas from Reaper now have team colors
>>337395629
How are highly mobile people like Tracer, Phariah, Reaper, and Widowmaker not comparable?
At the moment they can dole out more damage than winston, and even with his tanky health pool, they can kill 2-3 times faster and have ultimates that are shit.
Seriously, the knockback on his ult is all of 10 feet. And given the air drag in the game, its pretty hard to knock anyone off, especially when half the cast have some means back up
(widowmaker grapple, phariah boost, Lucio by megaman walljumping, Genji by air dashing/double jumping, Tracer blinks or rewind, reinhardt charge, Mercy guardian angel, winston hop, D. Va flight)
And then there is the fact that his ult is shut down by SO many basic abilities like nothing:
Sentries, Bastion in Turret form, Mei's existence, Orb of Discord, RoadHog's chain, Getting pinned by Reinhardt, Lucio's sound wave, Junkrat's trap,
And then for ultimates, Whole Hog, Hammer Down, Self destruct, Missile Barrage, Molten Core, Configuration tank, Gravitron Bomb, Transcendence.
>>337397610
>Endless mccree rolling combos
>>337374581
it's always high noon somewhere.
>>337379134
my dick
>>337383597
thank fuck you dont work for blizzard.
>>337383597
>nerf Macrees damage
>no tankbuster in the game now
>absolutely just gutting Hogger
WOW
>>337374104
It's time for Bastion to get the play of the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGZOwhwp9Os
>>337383597
>increase movement speed during take a breather
>immobile during take a breather
>0x2=0
aAlmost time for the dogs of AMS to make a move.
>>337397831
Shit, rolling reloads, doesn't it?
Well, scrap that one. Figured it woulda been fun, but you can't mess with instant reloads on a high damage weapon like his.
>>337374104
time2fap
http://equityarcade.com/2016/05/09/overwatch-porn-is-getting-out-of-hand-according-to-pornhub/
>>337383597
most of these are absolute shit but
>Junkrat
>No changes
>>337389243
Me I is op as fuck
>>337394273
Bout what my card gets
>>337399338
HAHAHA
HIGH N_--BLEAUGH
>>337398697
Reaper and Zenyatta can bust tanks
>>337399572
I'll bust your tank
OOOOOOOO YEAAAAHHH
>>337399456
you got any more of them overwatch memes? I need reaper doing this
>>337399490
If they buff her ud just quit. She's a better tank than half the tanks, nigh unkillable, and wins most 1v1s
>>337399691
learn to fucking headshot, something that she's generally incapable of if she's spamming w+m1 at you
>>337383597
>More scatter arrows used per game
Are you retarded?
>>337379134
>Justice rains from high noon
>>337399664
Not him, but I have this one if haven't seen it already.
>>337399819
Or just Nerf her. I suggest that. Nothing major, just change her self heal.
>>337398925
its not like tracer did anything impressive either
>Hey guys look I blinked and pressed Q!
>>337399572
>Reaper
His peeshotter damage is fucking garbege
Nothing at all like Macree's "imma flash fan the fuck out of you and you will be dead" damage
I find it really wierd that his damage is so low with two fucking shotguns
They could cut his amo count form 8/8 to 4/4 or 2/2 as long as he got more damage or redused the spread a little for all i care
>>337400016
You know, you don't HAVE to stick around when she does the ice cocoon thing. It's a good chance to reset to neutral before her teammates show up and it's not like she's getting a kill out of it.
>>337400070
I kill far more Tanks with Reaper than cowboyman
>>337383597
t. junkmain
>>337400143
So why is the defense hero harder to kill than roadhog?
Just up the fucking cooldown
>11 days
This is impossible.
>>337400070
He can legit do 200 damage with a single shot, a body shot, if he's point blank range.
No need to be real, REAL fucking close, but his DPS is potentially the best in the game.
How would /v/ feel of a Mercy was able to revive herself immediately upon a death if she has an Ult in stock, but the revival only applies to herself and not to teammates in the nearby area as well, and the ult is used up.
>>337374327
TOO MANY GA'S
>>337400431
Auto rez would be bad
>>337400431
It'd be a waste of an ult, especially in a game where ults are perserved upon death.
>>337400385
Yea that's good and all but that is IF all the bullets hit
Which they rerely do
>>337400339
What, you mean the withdrawing is getting you?
>>337400768
I MISS BAMF MAN SO MUCH
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I HATE GIVING BLIZZARD MONEY BUT I FUCKING LOVE MACREE
>>337400339
>>337400768
>>337400947
post yrw the beta ended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVdCUe93iJo
I'd kinda like if they changed ults not to retain their charge upon death. Maybe make it so that the charge is retained only if Mercy revives you.
The only character I'd nerf/change is Widowmaker, either making her assault rifle less powerful or by making rapid firing her sniper mode less favorable (either by through lowering the bodyshot damage, lowering fire rate or decreasing clip size).
Otherwise I'm pretty fine with the game as-is, though as a personal preference I'd increase everyone's movement speed just a notch.
>>337401118
Jesus Christ, is this vid for real
It's always high noon somewhere.
>>337400768
All the other games I have bore the fuck out of me. Maybe it's time to pirate Skyrim again.
>>337401118
i'm not gonna lieI criedwhen it ended.
It was so much fun playing with my friends again. Havent spoken to them in nearly 2 years. Hype for the 24th.
>>337383597
>self damage from ult
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THERE'S PHARAHS WHO HIT THEMSELVES WITH THEIR ULT?
HAHAHAHAHAHAalso this entire image is shit.
>>337400947
Play some Red Dead Revolver for some high noon.
>>337401642
ugh
would you?
>>337401642
i played it with my friends like every day, all day for a fuckin week it was nuts, fuckin awesom game
>>337402369
where did her clothes go
Post hours.
>>337402747
It's high noon
It's too hot for clothes
>>337383597
Only character I really want to see buffed is Zenyatta, I know he can be very strong, but if your team is shit or the enemy team is on your ass he typically won't do as well.
