I recently got the chance to look around NOA's building, completely unsupervised, and found quite a lot of interesting information. Specifically, on how Nintendo thinks of it's fans.
Simply put, Nintendo does not even consider people who cry on message boards, particularly sites like NEOgaf, /v/, or Gamefaqs as being part of their audience. Rather, they assume that that demographic, for the most part, whines about games they do not play. They really don't take the complaints about Star Fox Zero, Color Splash, or Tokyo Mirage Sessions seriously at all. Actual feedback they get from real consumers is quite different than the crying you see online.
In reality, Sticker Star is actually quite popular among older fans who lead busy, interesting lives. Famous artists and writers in particular, a lot of whom claim that they're buying Wii U's for this one game.
Nintendo is very pleased, and had Color Splash made for this demographic. Nintendo has a very strict 'anti manchildren' policy right now, and is really looking into making video games more sophisticated and interesting, and Color Splash seems to be doing a great job of that.
So was that information just lying around printed on random paper around nintendo offices?
weak corporate fanfiction bait, 2/10
>>337367420
idk dude when i went i saw reggie crying in his office because people were being mean to nintendo on message boards, i think they take it seriously
>It's a Nintenyearold thread
>>337367420
>Famous artists and writers in particular, a lot of whom claim that they're buying Wii U's for this one game.
lol
>>337367420
>it is fans
Stopped reading there. Learn English, you fucking mongoloid.
>>337367740
This
>>337367420
Is anybody here surprised?
Look at the Metroid fanbase:
The last game sold like shit, its not even in the Top 10 franchises nintendo has but yet this small minority screams loudest.
>>337367775
Better than the 10 Overwatch threads kid
I thought all the delusional Wii U fags left /v/ by now.
I'm almost embarrased to like Nintendo now.
>>337367420
NINTENDO BETRAYED US
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>337367608
Someone made a giant Paper Mario tapestry and sent it in to them. It prominently features Stickers. There was also a number of letters from fans, some polls they conducted (NOT just the infamous Japanese one, but from several different locations and demographics) and it's pretty clear that Sticker Star is up and away the most popular Paper Mario game ever.
>Nintendo has a very strict 'anti manchildren' policy right now
Where's Quentin when you need him
>>337367420
>Nintendo does not even consider people who cry on message boards, particularly sites like NEOgaf, /v/, or Gamefaqs as being part of their audience
OK but what about youtube?
The hate's pretty strong on youtube.
>>337367420
>>337368168
So they won't listen to online criticism, but they'll listen to online praise?
They should be listening to numbers and sales. You don't mention that anywhere in your post.
>>337367420
>I recently got the chance to look around NOA's building, completely unsupervised, and found quite a lot of interesting information.
sure thing
>>337367420
>Famous artists and writers in particular, a lot of whom claim that they're buying Wii U's for this one game.
I kekked out loud.
>>337368596
>shit, the online polls aren't great, but Steven King told us he'll buy a Wii U for this one game, so fuck it, we're golden
>>337367420
Wow, do you work for Nontendo?
>>337368228
If anything, they consider YouTube to be the worst ,since they can actually remember who specific users are and what they believe the company should do. They REALLY don't like TheBitBlock, for example, and making fun of him and his fans is a bit of a joke among the company. Even Trinen makes fun of him.
>>337368387
If they listened to sales, they would have made a Super Paper Mario sequel. Instead they saw that people missed the turn based combat, and brought it back for Sticker Star, while giving the franchise a new focus on adventuring around the world. What they're really interested is making a franchise that people respond really well to, and that's exactly what Sticker Star did.
Where's that list of "games that are going to save the Wii U"
>>337367420
How can you get actual feedback from consumers if no one's buying your games and systems in the first place?
>>337367420
>Nintendo does not even consider people who cry on message boards, particularly sites like NEOgaf, /v/, or Gamefaqs as being part of their audience
BASED
>>337367972
>>337368990
There faggot I replied to you now go
>>337367420
>Actual feedback they get from real consumers is quite different than the crying you see online.
>REAL consumers
what is the criteria then for being a real consumer that makes it so nintendo will "listen" to your opinion?
>>337369254
1. Buy every single shit game they puy out
2. Tell them it's the best game ever.
>Sticker Star is actually quite popular among older fans who lead busy, interesting lives. Famous artists and writers in particular,
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCKING NORMIEESSSSS
Post yfw Color Splash sells like dirt.
>>337367964
At least Overwatch is a good game tripcuck ;^)
>>337367420
>I recently got the chance to look around NOA's building, completely unsupervised
yeah sure
>>337368450
>>337367420
Yeah, well, I recently got the chance to look around NoJ's building completely unsupervised, and THEY take what people say on /v/ very seriously.
Miyamoto is probably posting in this very thread.
>>337367420
>Nintendo has a very strict 'anti manchildren' policy right now, and is really looking into making video games more sophisticated and interesting, and Color Splash seems to be doing a great job of that.
Welp guys its over now.
Nintendo dosent even want to sell games to the only consumer group that still buys their games.
Failed company, better save up for a new PC/PS4 instead of NX.
>Sticker Star is actually quite popular among older fans who lead busy, interesting lives. Famous artists and writers in particular
you almost had me until i read you were a non-employee just walking around unsupervised
there are no corporate offices stupid enough to have some chucklefuck freely walking around their offices with important documents stored in every corner
>>337369750
>video games more sophisticated and interesting, and Color Splash seems to be doing a great job of that.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>337368990
I'm working on finding a way a publish it online. I have the information, I just want to make sure that it can't be traced back to me.
I can tell you that Nintendo isn't planning on 'saving' the Wii U. Rather, they are just going to co develop games for Wii U and NX, their new handheld, going forward.
>>337369254
People who actually play the games. Nintendo quickly made changes to Star Fox Zero when they realized fans didn't like the textures and the removal of smart bombs, but did not change the controls specifically because they knew that the people whining didn't play it correctly. That's the kind of mindset they have with Sticker Star's detractors, they know they are casual fans who just want a Mario Storybook with no real meat to it, and disregard them because of it.
Nintendo simply doesn't take you seriously if you go into a game expecting to hate it, in other words.
>>337367420
Cool source.
They wouldn't have removed Color Splash, or spent so much time trying to push Federation Force if they didn't care how much people hate them.
>>337367420
Take a good look. This is the kind of person that prefers neo-Nintendo over old Nintendo.
>>337370018
>That's the kind of mindset they have with Sticker Star's detractors, they know they are casual fans who just want a Mario Storybook with no real meat to it, and disregard them because of it.
> Mario Storybook with no real meat to it
So.... Sticker Star?
>>337369109
Yay Nintendo is ignoring their fans
With that attitude they'll most likely sell 10 nx's on the first month
Is this thread staged? Are people mongoloid enough to actually believe that fanfiction?
>>337367420
>Simply put, Nintendo does not even consider people who cry on message boards, particularly sites like NEOgaf, /v/, or Gamefaqs as being part of their audience
god, if only
>>337370068
>removed Color Splash
Please stop saying this. Color Splash NEVER had its own trailer. It was always just a part of the Nintendo Direct.
>>337369429
every time i see this i laugh for a minute and then slowly get depressed realising thats probably actually the criteria
>>337370018
>they know they are casual fans who just want a Mario Storybook with no real meat to it, and disregard them because of it.
>a mario storybook with no real meat to it
then what is the meat of paper mario?
>>337370086
The sarcastic?
Is Nintendo really only showing Zelda at e3? They can't be that dumb right?
You can not say Sticker Star is a good game and be right, there is no situation where it could be considered a good game when it rivals Sonic 06 as one of the worst games ever made.
>>337370251
>fans
Most of the "fans" on /v/ are just shitposters how are they even supposed to know what feedback is real?
>>337368387
Maybe they only listen to Miiverse feedback.
>>337367420
Weak bait but
>Rather, they assume that that demographic, for the most part, whines about games they do not play.
Is good and probably true desu
>>337369109
>>337370251
>>337370564
It's fake, morons. OP is lying out of his ass with no evidence or credentials to back anything up
>>337370564
Sure the "shitposters" are the second biggest fanbase on /v/ and hate Nintendo so much they send them a card congratulating them for the e3
>I recently got the chance to look around NOA's building, completely unsupervised,
Even if people are retarded enough to believe you are a literal ninja entering a building where most doors requires a pass, it doesn't explain the rest of your thread unless you not only can phase through doors, but also read people's mind and hack Reggie's email account altogether.
Why does Miyamoto hate OCs in Mario?
>>337370514
Because they're bringing back SpaceWorld to announce the NX.Only handpicked YouTubers such as the Jwittz, MatPat, and TheCompletionist will be there. NO GAME JOURNOS ALLOWED.
>>337370564
Exactly, this is their mindset when looking at online feedback.
>>337370731
No way
Why would anybody lie on the internet?
>>337370745
So because a few people sent them a card they're supposed to trust a board that's riddled with shitposting?
>Famous artists and writers in particular, a lot of whom claim that they're buying Wii U's for this one game.
Stopped reading there. You tried too hard, and aren't going to bait anyone that way.
>>337371182
This, if this were true the Wii U wouldn't have had such terrible sales
>>337367420
Nice try, kid.
>>337370018
>and NX, their new handheld
Anon, you already baited hard enough with the "fedoras enjoy children's games" bait, you don't need to make it worse.
>>337368228
>OK but what about youtube? The hate's pretty strong on youtube.
The 2DS was successful and it's reveal trailer was bashed on youtube.
>>337372182
>Bashed on youtube
>Reminded me of COD infinite warfare having over 1 million dislikes
keking out loud
>>337367420
Yeah and my dad totally works at Nintendo too.
>>337367740
When the hell was this?
>That same exact picture with that same exact file size and name
>Always some post trying to act like Color Splash is a good thing/pretending the hate isn't overwhelming
Okay OP, it's really obvious it's just you making all these threads. How long have you been doing this now? Roughly since the game was announced, right? It must be hard living with this kind of mental illness.
>>337367420
If you went there "completely unsupervised" then why didn't you take a picture with your phone to show proof? I'll tell you why; because you're a lying faggot that's why.
>>337367420
>I recently got the chance to look around NOA's building, completely unsupervised
It really doesn't matter. Nintendo's audience, no matter the proportional makeup of man-children, "sophisticated" consumers, or little kids who don't have their own money, is basically where it is right now.
It's not going to grow.
Alright, I suppose I could just post a small list of upcoming Wii U software.
Note that all of these games will also see a release on NX, which is why they haven't announced any in quite some time.
Zelda: Rings of Freedom
Yakuza 1 & 2 HD, with a new redubbing that Nintendo paid for themselves. This means that those games will NEVER be on any other platforms again, at least not in English. Nintendo owns the dub. Yakuza 3 will be ported as well, but it may be a NX exclusive. Nintendo DOES want to adjust the original English release as well to incorporate cut content from the Japanese version.
Endless Ocean: Song of the Sea.
Alethea, Retro's new IP. Horror game, about a girl that can turn everyday objects into horrific creatures. It's like Silent Hill for kids, from what I understand. It's rather short, but has lots of secrets, unlockables, and endings.
An episodic Elite Beat Agents game. Essentially, it is a free to start game where Nintendo charges you to play each scenario. This will allow the title to be constantly updated for quite some time. Over 30 songs are already finished, and there are plans to have constant updates. I don't know anything about this series, but it exists!
>>337371182
>Stopped reading there.
>not stopping at "unsupervised"
Mother of god, I'm really wasting time with those people?
>>337367420
>Nintendo has a very strict 'anti manchildren' policy right now
You mean an anti-profits policy? Nigger, that's their audience. How else do you think Splatoon went triple platinum? And going out of your way to trigger the only people who buy your games as we all know soccer moms and their kids have long since migrated to candy crush? Not smart, treehouse shill. The pedos and the autistic msnchildren are literally the only reason you're relevant right now. You owe them quite a lot.
>>337367420
>people seriously replying to this shit
>>337373204
>An episodic Elite Beat Agents game.
Haha I got you there master baiter. The Ouendan/EBA producer just said they "wish they'll get the chance to make another game in the series when the time is right, hopefully with the next console". Fuck off now.
>>337373204
>Not even a fake Metroid game
Feels bad man
>>337367420
>making video games more sophisticated and interesting
>>337373204
>Yakuza 1 & 2 HD, with a new redubbing that Nintendo paid for themselves. This means that those games will NEVER be on any other platforms again, at least not in English. Nintendo owns the dub. Yakuza 3 will be ported as well, but it may be a NX exclusive.
This is probably the worst bait I've seen in my life
>>337373204
Fuck that Zelda title but please, please, PLEASE can we get the Oracles' rings incorporated into Zelda again? That shit was too hype.
>>337369557
There's no winning here.
Either this sells well enough and becomes the new standard for Paper Mario.
Or this will tank and give Nintendo the perfect excuse to consign the whole franchise to its own circle of Hell, next to F-Zero and Wario Land.
>>337373204
>Zelda: Rings of Freedom
>Rings of Freedom
>>337367420
>I recently got the chance to look around NOA's building, completely unsupervised,
Is this the new 'My Dad works at Nintendo'?
>>337374361
And Starfox
>>337373204
why does every fake leak have to make up a zelda subtitle and kill itself right at the start?
>>337374361
At this point I'm surprised people even want a new Paper Mario anymore. It's clear Nintendo doesn't want to make games like the first 2 anymore. Why do people still cling to hope with that series?
>>337373552
That was a hint, genius. It's been in production for a while now.
>>337373775
Federation Force is their focus right now. They're not impressed with the fans, actually. It's actually the Metroid fans that started this 'No Manchildren' company policy.
>>337374261
It's the ring of a bell, not a ring you wear.
>>337374752
Homonyms aside, can we seriously bring back rings?
>Paper Mario Color Splash.jpg
>19 KB
I really thought you would have gotten tired of shitposting two weeks after the reveal. Perseverance only gets you so far.
ok mister leaker dude nigger wigger, What will the NX's release name be, and did you even see it.
Where's that Wii U release of Kingdom Hearts 1.5 and 2.5? hmmmmmmm
>it's a "Sticker Star was good guys!" thread
>>337374752
>Makes shitty Other M
>Fan base gets upset
>Fan base doesn't know what they are saying the game was perfect
This is bait but I think its what they actually think.
>>337369619
If it's so good, then why is nobody playing it anymore?
>>337367420
>>In reality, Sticker Star is actually quite popular among older fans who lead busy, interesting lives. Famous artists and writers in particular, a lot of whom claim that they're buying Wii U's for this one game.
was believable up till this part
>>337374917
I hope so! I love the Oracle games. They're my favorites in the series, actually.
>>337375021
Nah, I didn't see it. The door I needed to get through was blocked somehow, and I didn't want to risk breaking it.
The release name has been finalized, though. Expect them to reveal it at Spaceworld sometime after E3.
>>337375021
Nintendo doesn't care about Kingdom Hearts, but they are planning on working with Disney to start producing higher quality games based on Disney properties. Not sure if that's going to go through or not, though.
Does Nintendo at least realize the Wii U was a failure?
The trick is to be genuine with this stuff OP.
>>337376186
I'd say so. Here's the thing though, bouncing back from a failure takes time if you want to do it right. I want to believe that the reason Nintendo's output is so sketchy as of late is because they're putting their real talent to task on NX while smaller/younger teams take on WiiU titles in the interim. Now that NX is coming to fruition fairly soon, that might be why what support WiiU has managed to maintain is falling through the cracks now. I want to believe that Nintendo is smart enough to know that WiiU was a bust and that they need to bounce back with a vengeance. It's not even wholly optimism that makes me say that, it's just that Nintendo would straight up be intelligent to do this.
>>337367420
Nice story OP. I'd love to see some sources to go with that.
>>337376186
Oh, no. They don't consider it a failure at all. They're very happy with the console itself and want to keep supporting the ideas they put forward with it. However, they need to finish their plan to make game journalists irrelevant first before making new announcements for the platforn.
>>337376762
>smaller/younger teams take on WiiU titles
NO WE NEED THE YOUNG INNOVATION FOR THE NEW GEN
>>337377362
Maybe NX will get its own Splatoon in time, if not at launch.
