This looks nothing like Desmond Miles.
He's not Desmond though.
Thats good though, Desmond looks like Adam Sandler
>>337365158
Fagbender is honestly one of the best actors they could've picked.
Also it's not about Desmond or any of his ancestors I believe.
Also this >>337365309
Desmond looks like a sandnigger version of Sandler.
>>337365458
>Desmond looks like a sandnigger version of Sandler.
only after revelations, he started to look like a weird version of Sandlereverything started to go full retarded after the ending of Bruhhood/spoiler]
>>337365458
>sandnigger
Really? Doesn't look like Sandler nor does he look like le ebin sandnegro.
>>337365792
3 was the game that kicked the bucket for me, what a pile of shit
>>337365458
Came here to post this, Fass is pretty good actor to get for a movie which will be 90% fightan choreography and CGI eagle dives.
This actually suggests that their might be a good script for this shit, or at least his character.
>>337366009
Fagblender is directing it himself isn't he? Generally he's the only reason this movie is even happening. I have hopes it's going to be decent if only because of him.
Post video game movies.
PoP Sand of Time was really good.
>>337366492
I really like this move even though I don't remember shit from it
>>337366492
Had literally nothing to do with the Sands Trilogy other than the concept of time manipulating sand.
It was really meh. I only watched it for the slut.
Anyone have that chart of Desmond's faces throughout the series that starts normal but eventually ends up with him looking like a fucking orangutan?
>>337365158
That's because he's not supposed to be Desmond you fucking retard. You probably thought Marion was playing Lucy too didn't you?
I don't think Irish people should be in films.
>>337367516
Even in the first one he looks like a sandnigger.
A good looking sandnigger, but still a sandnigger.
>>337367516
Beat me to it, they should've stuck with 1/2. Is it really that fucking hard? Desmond looks like a completely different fucking guy in Rev and 3. Literally a better acting Sandler in Rev.
>>337367661
Does everything look like a sandnigger to you?
>>337367792
No, I'm merely European and I know how sandniggers look due to our neighbouring countries being chock full of them now. Good thing we told them and Merkel to fuck off though.
>>337365158
>>337367516
Even Desmond Miles looks nothing like Desmond Miles
>>337367873
I'm a Eurofag too, he doesn't even look like one
>>337367887
kek
>>337368112
>he doesn't even look like one
Have you ever met someone from the levant? I've got Lebanese relatives and Desmond wouldn't look out of place in a family photo album.
>>337365158
Good, he was fucking ugly.
>>337368264
Maybe the levant, Desmond just looks of Italian descent (which was kinda intentional)
Or, hang on, how many different kinds of ethnicities does Desmond have? Arabic (though Altair's background is poorly documented), English, native American, Italian...
>>337368431
>how many different kinds of ethnicities does Desmond have?
Skimming through the wiki the answer seems to be "all of them".
>>337368548
And he was apparently modelled after a french-canadian with hispanic ancestry.
>>337366492
>>337368807
How deep does the rabbit hole go?
>>337365158
He's not Desmond.
'Callum Lynch discovers he is a descendant of the secret Assassins society through unlocked genetic memories that allow him to relive the adventures of his ancestor, Aguilar, in 15th century Spain. After gaining incredible knowledge and skills he's poised to take on the oppressive Knights Templar in the present day.'
>>337368431
He's just your average new worlder "muh hertitage" fag
>>337365309
holy fuck they made a mistake. i would totally watch an adam sandler assassin's creed movie in theatres.
>>337366492
>>337367873
Slavs are -just like sandniggers- subhumans though
