How do we convince everyone that Popplio is actually the best starter?
Fuck off you failed adult
>>>/vp/
make the final evolution truly badass. I fucking hope they drop the retarded nose and ruffles.
you don't
>so shit they had to include best starter to improve it's promo art
wew
>>337360526
>game with even more water than hoenn
>choosing the starter that will be resisted by everything
At least rowlet can deal with tentacools.
You make it thick and give it a pair of tits. Bam, everyone will pick it.
>>337363163
But Jynx is one of the least popular pokemon
![Yh3HSR5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dwbgJm0.png "Yh3HSR5[1].png")
>>337360526
By proving it isn't going to turn into some stupid clown in its evolutions
>>337364243
That's because she's a nigger. Nobody likes niggers.
>>337363339
baaawww
now I like popplio
You don't. Just like it yourself. Poplio seems to be liked by the more goofy funloving sorts who see pokemon as a game to have a bunch of cute monsters to enjoy, as opposed to people who'd pick litten because they want something cool and awesome.
Enjoy your cute dopey sealbro and let other's enjoy their own choices. Besides, he already exists. it's not like he's going to go away because people don't like him.
>>337360743
They either need to organically make him cool, like changing him into an acrobatic seal or some other cool circus thing, or go as hard on the goofy spectrum as possible. Like, rainbow clown wig with white greasepaint and big red shoe flippers goofy.
>>337360526
Make it the only choice.
>>337365220
>Like, rainbow clown wig with white greasepaint and big red shoe flippers goofy.
I NEED it
If he turns into some "i'm so cool" shit like pic related it will be a huge fucking waste.
>>337360526
Popplio is literally the best choice. Why would I want a Fuccboi borb and a satanic pussy cat? Seals are top tier animals and Popplio is the best starter so far. You fags just can't handle the best Pokemon we had so far.
Nothing.
That's right, do nothing. Popplio's a good barometer, like Tails.
You can tell a lot about how mature or worthy people are just be sliding Popplio or Tails or Kirby or other similar characters in front of them, and observing how they react.
>>337360526
>not waiting for the final evolutions to make judgements
>the dumbest looking starter pokemon is the b-best guys!
>>337360526
>circus shit
>best anything
>>337366207
Littenfags are the worst I know.
>>337360669
I hope no one unironically says this while posting on 4chan, and especially on /v/ in particular.
When X and Y was announced. My friends talked crap about froakie. One picked Fennekin because muh furry waifu shit. The other chespin. I chose Froakie and told them this little nigga was going to tear shit up. Sure enough he did. He even got into smash brothers.
I believe the water starter for Sun and Moon will be good. I hope that cat doesn't turn into waifu shit.
>>337360526
Post porn.
>>337360526
You can't, potato owl is the best. Owl>seal>cat
To bad sun and moon are probably going to be shit like XY abd ASOR.
>>337366297
They're ALL circus shit you retard.
>>337365637
What the hell are you talking about? Empoleon is great.
>>337363339
jesus gen 5's reveal feels like it was so long ago now
>>337365936
>liking tails
have you come out to your parents yet, anon?
fire cat>water seal>gayass leaf owl
cat's the only fire starter I've ever really liked but seal's alright. used to love grass starters but they've been dropping the ball on them for like a decade now
Cat is the best one. And is a Houndor copy (Just a edgy fire cat instead of an edgy fire dog).
They truly are running out of ideas.
I genuinely like all of them, I think these are the best starters we've had ever since gen 3.
At least so far, I mean X and Y clearly showed how easily gamefreak can ruin decent starters.
>>337367438
>litten
>good
Probably the one of the ugliest starters only beaten by gen 5's starters.
>>337367438
The seal is the most generic shit i've even seen.
Is what you would get as a result of asking a 5yo to create a water
>>337365637
>doilies
>cool
>>337367585
it's okay, we can't all have good taste.
>>337367606
you want generic look at fucking Seel. This little starter guy looks like it has at least some design philosophy behind it.
>>337367438
CONGRATULATIONS!
You are THAT KID.
Here are your honorary wooden katana, flame print button-up shirt, and brown cargo shorts.
Failed. Fucking. Adults.
>Popplio's final evo
>>337367438
Fuck off, Water seal is best tier.
Make him a vaginaseal
>>337367835
difference is that Seel isn't a starter.
No excuses, anon. The clown thing looks like shit.
>>337367876
Jesus anon you okay?
I just like cats and shit man.
>>337368027
never said water seal was bad, I dig him but I just like the fire starter more.
>>337367606
I think that's genuinely part of the charm
Let's not forget pokemon is a game targeted at, guess who? 5 year olds!
What better partner for them than what looks like something they themselves could create? And getting to watch that grow into something new as they play the game would probably feel really rewarding and cool to them
>>337362109
Might be the only time I pick a grass starter desu
When do we get to see their whole evo line.
I'll decide then.
>>337368215
it was already confirmed >>337367751
>>337368129
You put him under that cat and that means war.
Popplio is cute
Owl is boring and cat looks like a neopet
>>337368046
>>337360526
Eh, I don't hate it. But it's so unremarkable and forgettable in appearance that I have no inclination to choose it over the Owl, especially since I've loved birds since I was a kidand hated cats
>>337367258
>this reaction
Precisely what I'm talking about!
Why, yes I have, and I make $75k! How about you?
>>337371779
Oh, I apologize, I thought you meant 'Coming out of your parent's basement.' Nah, I quite clearly like big boobs too much for that stuff.
So when do you get out of your parents' basement? Are you excited? Can you smile?
>>337368129
>gayass leaf owl
You couldn't just appreciate it, no, you have to sound like a cancerous tween.
