For that is our CURSE...
Meth - not even once.
Are they brother and sister?
FUCK my words
>>337354036
rise, if you WOOD
>>337353690
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS GAYS AND TRANSGENDERS IN MY SOULS GAMES?
>>337353828
Not even close
>>337354361
They aren't afraid to include frail failures as their characters, that's why. The contrast between their frailty and their power is what makes it interesting.
>>337354361
Why not?
Must be a gay.
>>337354660
oh god where can i find more of these
>>337354660
that is fantastic
Irina would read yaoi
Did you say anything?
TS Souls thread? Bring it.
>>337356186
>nipple on a blue board
living on the edge anon
>>337354660
>That tri-wielding and parrying leek.
Fucking beautiful.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HaEg0RR.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
What was his fucking problem?
>>337356779
his vore fetish got really out of hand
>>337356779
based af 2bh
Dark souls get's so much more enjoyable if you imagine every boss as autistic.
>>337353690
The only good boss in the damn game.
>>337356779
he was the real monster.
>>337353690
>image.jpg
Those Gays are supposed to be a human but what wrong with their size?
>>337357173
How does that happen?
How is the story in darksouls 3? Both the main plot and the little side quests. But mostly the side quests
>>337354361
because they are monsters that must be destroyed
>>337354660
>gwyndolin wanting to be a disgusting girl
Everyone knows boys are cuter and superior.
![l58ei8l[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j2e4Qs5.jpg "l58ei8l[1].jpg")
>>337354361
>>337357524
That boss battle was cute as fuck to be honest, those guys are underrated
>>337357394
visceral attack when they stagger, if they are low enough health and not dead by it, they'll do this and stay this way until you mercy kill them
>>337357524
>can pee standing up
>bone density and joints last longer
>smoother face long term
>you can pee standing up
>helicopter penis
>sword fighting while making clinging sounds with your buddies
how do women even compete desu
>>337354660
no snake legs, no buy.
>>337357616
I realized on my fourthand winningattempt at them that the way the Prince hangs off his brother's back is identical to how that spirit hangs on yours in 2 when you wear that ring of protection against backstabs
>>337354361
Anon, you have imagination of yaoi fangirl.
They are just brothers. Stop.
>>337354660
this is hilarious
>>337357173
>died more times to bridge doggo than our boy sully
Big enemies have retarded hitboxes, and sully's not even that hard
>>337357652
They can't, honestly. No sane person would ever find themselves attracted to a woman.
>>337357327
They've been soaking in souls for an indeterminate period of time, and little bro is powerful as fuck, being a lord of cinder
>>337353690
ONE TWO
PRINCES KNEEL BEFORE YOU
THAT'S WHAT I SAID NOW
>>337357942
those two at the aldrich covenant npc was such a fucking dick punch.
>>337354660
I'd let aldrich eat me if it meant being a real girl for even a few minutes
Would you "rest" in their chamber, /v/?
>>337358046
>not luring them out one at a time and taking away half their health bars with plunging attacks from the ladder
>>337354924
>fabulous
>absolutely perfect
Yep, only gays can be that great
>>337358164
i did do that but doing it on three different characters, i didn't always do enough plunging attack damage and sometimes things would get too much for me to finish them off. i got it all done of course, but fuck those mobs.
>>337354924
>>337358221
I don't get this Gundyr meme
>>337357698
>>337357809
And it`s kinda similiar to like Lautrec`s armor.
>representing the goddess Fina's love.
The goddess's arms wrap around it, as if to embrace the wearer.
Does Miyazaki want to tell us something?
>get to nameless king
>dragon riding phase is easy but keeps killing me within 60 seconds of starting the second phase
>wait a minute
>realize he spends most of his time just doing an edgy slow walk
>equip bow
>keep backing up and firing arrows from a distance and running away if he gets to close
>beat him on the first attempt using this method
wew lads. Hardest boss in the game becomes a fucking joke with a bow
So I just found the "reversal ring" behind Gwyns tomb that makes my guy walk like a woman. Why? Does it do anything else?
>>337358373
did you read the description you silly billy? that;s exactly what it does.its for people make trap and reverse trap characters so they can use the opposite sex animations
>>337357698
you're going to have to give me a source on this
>>337358286
it's the best boss fight in the game, possibly in the series and he looks cool as fuck
hence people love him
>>337358373
Time for trap,
praise the man!
>>337358373
you can also give your characters all hairs regardless of gender.
It is literally possible to make a trap in ds3
>>337356186
IT'S HER FUCKING NIPPLE!
>>337357698
Fapping at the speed of light
>>337354361
>game is filled with disgusting abominations
>be surprised when it includes gays and trannies
What did aldich look like before eating gwyndolins pussy?
>>337358163
I`m not shure about resting, but I would left them alone gladly.
>going to End of Fire/Usurping Ending
>still should kill Lothric
>>337358364
Just dodge his attacks, cheeselord, it isn't that hard
>>337358364
This. I think I must've dealt 66% of the damage with a Greatbow, fucker is just really easy if you keep your distance.
>>337358701
you see him in the intro, just a big pile of sludge/flesh
>le Gwyndolin is a tranny meme
Love this one.
>>337358504
Deleted on motherless.
>>337358567
>>337358835
Dumb frog poster
>>337357698
Holy FUCK
please post this webm with sound
>>337358835
but... even in-game items reference him being a tranny
>>337358758
Because he's got a fuckton of health and if you misjudge one move and make a single mistake, you're fucking dead.
He's super-aggressive up close and passive as fuck from a distance. A ranged strategy makes the most sense.
>>337358835
Gwyndolin has breasts and was born male.
Tranny
>>337358869
Griffith?
>>337358794
Yeah but before that
>>337358846
My penis just jumped off my body, turned on the garbage disposal, and hopped in
Great fucking boss tbqh. I had my volume way up so Lothric's whispers made the hair on my balls stand up.
Why is his face so low res?
>>337358934
>>337358972
Crossdressers aren't trannies. Cute boys are wonderful, but women and people who want to be women are gross. Gwyndolin is just a boy in a dress with padding.
>>337358775
>aldrich devoured the god of the moon
>you fight him in a watery pool
>moon, pool
Coincidence?
>>337358163
I don't know what you mean by "rest" but it's a comfy place.
>>337359002
Before that he was Jumbo Gumbo the medicine man.
>>337359172
That's what a tranny is.
>>337359289
Delete this
>>337359180
>watery pool
Have you not played DS1?
Did you not see the intro which showed what aldrich is?
>>337358794
Im guessing he just flooded the chamber because Gwyndolin doesn't do anything besides walk up and down an empty hall
>>337359172
Any person who identifies themselves as the opposite sex is transgender. That's the definition of the term.
>>337354554
I hate that they didn't bring gwyndolin's crown back as a helmet
Why are there so many feathers littered around in lothric's chamber?
Slumber party?
>>337358869
Please give the sliders.
I'm glad he at least looks like a sickly dude underneath his hood, it was weird that Gwendolyn had visible breasts
>>337358846
so is there anywhere you can get this if it was deleted?
>>337359289
>cleric, who was born in Irithyll
>fucking caveman
>>337359180
>I'll dress like your niece
>>337359372
Crossdressers don't identify as the opposite sex. Most of them don't even like women.
>>337359289
>dark souls comic
This was a very lazy story
>>337359289
what is this comic anyway?
>>337359396
They tore off the wings of Gwyneveres daughter
>>337358567
This. y only male character is a trap. I gave him Yuria's set, and the trap ring. Literally perfect.
>>337359002
He was human, a cannibal priest who acquired ravenous appetite for human flesh. Enabled by his deacons and pontiff sulyvahn, he became a powerful all consuming mass that eventually decided step up to eating gods.
The reason he was powerful enough to be a lord of cinder was because he consumed a fuck ton of people
>>337359461
>Most of them don't even like women.
That's the opposite actually
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J765zg2.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
Was he autistic?
>>337358794
I wish Aldrich's boss fight was a little bit more Aldrich and a little less Gwyndolin.
I'm fine with Gwyndolin being a part of it, but the fucker didn't even have any real "Aldrich attacks" other than the dive.
>>337359304
No it isn't, not at all. Trannies are crossdressers are two very different things. One celebrates the superiority of the male body, the other tries to imitate the ugliness of female bodies.
>>337359438
A random Knight dressed up as solaire also makes an appearance because nobody had actually played the games or knew anything about them outside of the memes
>>337359372
>Any person who identifies themselves as the opposite sex is transgender.
He doesn't though, he wanted Yorshka to call him brother rather than sister.
>>337359337
What does DS1 have to do with Aldrich?
>>337359002
>>337358701
I always figured he was the kindly old man depicted in statues around Irithyll, the ones you can chameleon into.
>>337359396
"Angels", which actually may or may not be the primordial serpents
>>337359609
I hope Aldrich and the whole Deep gets a bigger spotlight in one of the DLCs
Why didn't aldrich just eat you?
>>337359520
Cannibal AND highly implied pedophile.
>>337359695
Is he holding ice cream?
>>337359613
Whatever you say, you degenerate basketcase
>>337359408
Honestly, first time I thought that he is woman. His robe looks like similiar to gold hemmed set. And his blonde hair and clawed fingers remind me Fair Lady.
>>337359802
Sugar-free ice cream to be exact, a sludge has to watch his figure.
>>337359812
...even with that young man's voice?
>>337359809
>degenerate basketcase
>coming from a heterocuck
kek
>>337359739
the deep need to be sea themed, even if it would remind too much of the old hunters dlc
>>337359802
Yes
That's how he was able to trick all those poor children
>>337359773
>implied pedophile
The magical realm is strong in this one
>>337359879
It was japan stream and I watched it without sound.
>>337359609
It's aldritch using Gwindolyn as a puppet.
>>337359771
>eat frail and weak god of illusions
>take on his appearance
>jammed into a fire
>still waiting on a blender to be invented so he can juice undead
>>337359994
I know that, but all he's doing is using Gwyndolin's abilities.
I dunno, i just wanted more sludge stuff.
>>337359978
oh okay that makes sense then
>>337359897
>deep sea sunken city
>creepy fishy monsters tryin f to bite off your balls if you stand in the water
I need this NOW
>>337359372
That's literally what the post you replied to was already saying.
>>337359958
Thought it was sullyvan who was the pedo. He might be the one who cut out Horace's tongue.
>>337359978
>Experiencing a game for the first time via foreign stream
>>337359897
It would probably have insects and shit because of the gnawing spell descriptions, along with other "abhorrent" things.
Personally I want a "carthus of the sands" DLC set in a desert area, maybe an oasis and an underground diablo 2 act 2 esque pyramid/temple
Along with sandworms, because that would be cool as fuck
>>337359609
>>337359994
Would have been a bad boss fight anyway
Every boss fight that has been big and slow are terrible. It would essentially be phalanx from Demon's Souls but with magic orbs flying at you from everywhere instead of spears while you just whack off at a giant fat sludge thing
>>337360197
>Woolie and Pats ruse gets discovered.
>Pats Gluttony for levels will exceed even that of Aldrich.
>>337354660
>>337357125
You have really shit taste. DS3 has a pretty immaculate boss record after the halfway point.
Rise if youwood...
>>337358869
qt girl
>>337360127
Too bloodborne . We need something a lot more original.
>>337357327
They aren't totally human, if anything they are hybrids, seeing as amazing chest is inferred to be their mother. being hybrid god/human would account for their size, lorians strength and lothrics frailness- if you have ever seen one of those retarded ligers you'll understand what i mean.
Might be headcanon but i think makes sense
>>337360381
Even DS3's gimmick bosses are pretty good.
Well Ancient Wyvern is shitty but I give it a free pass because it gives you something like 100000 souls with minimal effort.
>>337360431
Indeed, we DEFINITELY don't need any more of this.
>>337360320
I don't know how those guys aren not miserable.
>obese
>balding
>playing vidya to the point it should not be interesting
>career based on talking to an audience who just plays their videos in the background.
Every time they do facecam on stream they look like living corpses
>>337359474
Bad. It's just bad.
Usually I'm pretty forgiving towards anything relating to series I love, but it's just puerile shit that could be set in any other fantasy universe. It just feels so half-assed. It's seems as if the writer and artist don't give a shit about Dark Souls at all.
>>337360215
>if you stand on the sand for too long shai hulud will take you
>if you're eaten by shai hulud its insides are a separate level where you have to fight your sorry hide out of his body
>>337360514
Large humans exist even in the first darksouls and they even become giants in 2 with enough souls or infested with dark. Power= size in the souls games
>>337359897
The Deep is the pre-cursor to the events of Bloodbourne. There are far too many references and similarities for it to be a mere nod.
The only exposition we need is on the Profaned Flame which is weird and unfinished, and the deal with the """angels""" and Londor since both are the fuckery of the Serpents.
>>337357616
its my favourite boss fight, I almost nutted when i first died to them and heard whaat lothric said
>>337360536
What a shit enemy. The only thing more annoying was those stupid half dragon legs in ds1 and those retarded black mouth monsters in ds2 sunken King DLC.
>>337360518
>Yhorn
>good
They fucked up a perfectly good fight just to squeeze in another reference
>>337359609
>mfw second phase Aldrich keeps spamming the arrows
>>337353690
whats up with this all of then that they cant walk?
>>337358997
GRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIITH
>>337360821
Yhorm is much better as a gimmick boss when you fight him as part of Seigward's questline
>>337359172
Transvestites exist and are also referred to as trannys
>>337360935
>whats up with this all of then that they cant walk?
what the fuck are you even saying
>>337357665
snake skin boots
>>337360713
im just going by the item descriptions in the game.
show me where it says humans turn into giants.
>>337360821
Yhorm would have been alright if all storm ruler did was weaken him temporarily and made him take normal damage.
>>337360935
I don't know anon, that's a very good question.
>>337360760
>Hearing lothric's whispering voice with your headphones on
No homo therefore praise the sun
>>337356779
>>337360821
I don't really agree, hacking at a Giant's ankles for 10 minutes whilst he hits you with badly telegraphed attacks sounds shitty. It's not like you can't do that anyway, it will just take longer.
In general Dark Souls suffers because it wants to give you huge enemies, but you aren't really equipped to fight them, so you end up chopping at their shins or hitting them from a convenient elevation in what is essentially a 3D "head and floating hands" set-up.
So they changed it to you and Siegward blowing up a firey, angry behemoth with magic wind swords. In terms of spectacle it's far better.
>>337360935
>whats up with this all of then that they cant walk?
Aye, Shwmae
>>337361163
do these games turn straight people into homosensuals?
>>337361097
King Vendrick is the most obvious example I could think of with his hollow corpse and those shield knights in the undead crypt. It just looks like the more shit you get pumped into you the larger you are before becoming undead.
![Dark-souls-3-nameless-king-box[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XybiWxq.jpg "Dark-souls-3-nameless-king-box[1].jpg")
I kindof wish Nameless king did less damage and instead had a more intresting moveset instead. Right not he's just a 2 hit KO with shitton of health. Once you eilise he has a standard as fuck moveset he's easy as fuck and boring because he drags on for so long.
>>337360935
Yes.
>>337361379
I play Dark Souls and I'm still straight
>>337356779
he got corrupted by the Profaned flame.
>>337361379
They were always faggots.
>>337361163
Yeah mang, it was a totally unexpected pleasant surprise. i really like when there is dialogue during a boss fight. plus youd expect him to try and crush morale during a fight.
>>337360821
Yhorm would have been 'good' if they made running into Siegward inevitable. Im guessing they fully intended Yorm just to be a 'story' boss that's meant to flesh out an NPC character.
Even then I honestly don't see how people would feel much for Siegward confronting Yorm given teh way From tells their character stories. They needed to actually put in some effort into highlighting why we should give a shit about him meeting the giant lord.
>>337361392
ohh yeah, fair point.though I still think they re god/human hybrids
>>337360518
The only boss I really disliked was The Deacons of the Deep. Other than that, all the bosses range from okay to fucking excellent.Also, did anyone get a little teary-eyed in the final battle when Cinder's theme segued into Gwyn's? It was just so bittersweet, and felt like the perfect send-off for the series.
I still want the Jewsnakes as part of the upcoming DLC.
>>337361843
Fuck you, it was fun.
What are the chances Manus is making a comeback?
Also, I always thought the firekeeper was a child of Manus given that crown she put on. And also because of references within the game about her having a darkness inside of her, and how the maiden in untended graves refers to the firekeeper as the 'girl that was trapped'.
>>337361531
*unzips trap folder*
yeah me too!
>>337361956
Karla was one of his daughters like Nashandra
>>337361956
manus is dead my man, would be kind of shit to bring him back
>>337361956
I'll put money on reincarnating in Nashandra type form. Err unless Chosen undead never did the DLC in DS1. Considering Gwyndolin being around that may well be possible
>>337361843
>The only boss I really disliked was The Deacons of the Deep
In my opinion, there is nothing more fun than slaughtering obese people.
>>337361843
Yeah definitely felt something about that fight when it changed themes. I had such a hard time with the first phase, that I also felt blown away by the fact that I had to fight him again at full health.
I always wondered if they would pull in past linkers of the fire (that were players) somehow, and they actually pulled it off perfectly for the final boss.
Soul of Cinder is actually the best final encounter FROM has ever made, besides maybe Orphan of Kos.
>>337361956
>Manus become bunch of girls
I dunno how it happened.
>>337361843
>he didn't enjoy watching a bunch of fatasses stumble about after knocking them with your weapon
Now this is faggotry
>>337362165
DS2 is canon in this universe
>>337361843
Deacons of the Deep is at least easy to the point it's hardly a fight. Not really bad, more just boring.
Wolnir is the one I have a problem with. That fight is bugged as FUCK especially if Wolnir climbs the highest he can
>>337361956
>>337362104
Of all the Dark Souls 2 lore fuckery, this was the dumbest bullshit.
EVERY Human has a fragment of the Dark Soul, there's no such thing as a "shard of Manus" or whatever because Manus is literally just the pygmy.
>>337362057
what are you trying to imply?
Who was the other child to escape Aldrich?
>>337362357
He DID have a lot of the dark soul, it isn't insane to think large chunks of him could coalesce
>>337362307
Was he missing every single attack once he climbed all the way to the top? I wasn't getting hit by anything at that point.
I'm pretty sure From was expecting players to die once he climbed up that far (from the gas cloud).
>>337353690
>Stupid Niggers
What the fuck, From!
>>337362381
Horace and Anri were the only ones
>>337361843
Soul of Cinder is just way too disappointing for me to enjoy it.
>>337362381
Most likely it's just Anri and Horace, as they are both hollows (and thus would be likely sacrifices)
>>337362381
Horrace you idiot. Horrace and anri werent just two random strangers.
>>337362469
He clips into the wall like mad, it's fucking atrocious. It's near impossible to hit each other at that point
>>337362520
What? It was genuinely a good boss. I beat it too fast my first time through so I didn't see all the forms but my second time through it used every form it had and it was great fun.
>>337362492
I can`t imagine how this abomination fucked Gwynevere-like girl.
>>337360567
anywhere i can read it?
i want to see just how bad it is.
>>337362357
Given that fragments of the original lord Souls were found by the Lost Sinner, The Rotten, and The Old Iron King its not very far fetched
>>337362642
I'm not that anon, but I found it disappointing because I lacked any connection or emotional involvement with him, unlike allant or gwyn, the fight itself was pretty cool though
>>337358869
Postarooni slideros familia
>>337362667
Something tells me he wasn't always like that
>>337362432
But his power comes from the Dark Soul.
Humanity is fragments of the Dark Soul, so you would just be someone with lots of humanity, not "a shard of manus" or whatever.
Perhaps they were just referring to Firekeepers in which case it makes more sense since they are "a draw" for humanity, but then they could have just said that.
How can Aldrich eat Gwyndolin if you kill Gwyndolin in Dark Souls 1?
I've already turned this fag into a bow, he's not allowed to get eaten by some powertripping religious head.
>>337362548
No shit? I was refering to Horace you jackass.
>>337354660
>Irina is Fujoshit
Why is that so true?
I want to fill his boipussy with my cum
>>337362845
every optional fight is no canon
>>337362994
so artorias didn't die?
>>337362845Solairedidn't kill him in DS1.
Any optional bosses in DS1 canonically survived.
>>337362842
humanist isn't fragments of the dark soul., humanity just owns some. A massive bundle of power can create life from itself without needing a host, we know this much from the chaos flame. The large pieces of Manus' soul that weren't collected by the player went off and coalesced,
>>337360935
what
>>337356779
I bet he did all those things to dancer.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=2639033
>>337363049
Artorias isn't optional though
>>337362994
>>337363052
So Priscilla is still fucking around in that shitty painting of her?
That's bullshit. I demand being able to go back into that painting and do the job
>>337362853
>dark miracles is actually yaoi fanfiction
Make sense.So, Karla is true fujoshit.
>>337363049
The legend of Artorias the Abyss Walker is a lie, the abysswalker was you, from the past.
In every DS1 playthrough, that legend exists, so canonically the Chosen Undead did go back in time and make it more otherwise there would be no legend.
Alternatively, C O N V O L U T E D
>>337362378
that people only like darksouls for the boipuss
its the sexy elephant in the room
>>337361843
Its fun as fuck with a great sword.
>>337363265
so some optional bosses are killed in canon then
>>337363276
You're stupid. Go away
>>337362757
You only lack involvement if you don't "Get" it.
>oh, I'm fighting everyone who ever linked the flame
>OH
>oh
>>337363226
Her painting and the doll are gone, safe forever.
>>337363265
No the legend is there, and Artorias totally did a lot of cool shit, he just didn't ill manus.
>>337358869
I'M JUST A GIRL, WHO CAN'T SAY NO
CAN'T SEEM TO SAY IT AT AAAALLL!
>>337363467
I did get it, I got it when I noticed he was starting to change forms on my first try, I just didn't have a personal connection since he isn't really a character, more of a bizarre amalgamation of numerous other entities
>>337357173
That's actually really awesome. Also if you run from this guy does he attack you when you go under the bridge? I was summoned by some guy and he had this happen to him and he ended up dying to him, shit was silly.
>>337363506
No you don't understand. All crossbreed and/or abominations NEEDS to be destroyed. There simply are no exceptions.
My trophy hall just isn't complete without all their heads
>>337363506
>they probably never found the doll
>they destroyed the chapel and the painting
>yfw the painting is the world of ariamis itself and not a portal
>and it burned everything and everyone inside
>>337363632
humanity is a abomination too, you might want to start with yourself then
>>337354660
>Eygon brings a third great hammer for good measure
>Ashen One's just camouflaged as a pot
>>337362667
He was consumed..
>>337357698
GODDAMN
>>337362667
Are you saying you don't want to knock up/get knocked up by a dragon?
>>337363603
yeah that is the second place he will show up if you don't kill him there
>>337363758
Nameless King pls
>>337359603
Well he is Gwyn + several doubtlessly autistic chosen undeads squished into one burning head
>>337363723
Gotta kill everyone else first for my trophies. Gonna start with you.Didn't quite think that reply through, now did you, champ?
>>337361173
what's wrong with his face ?
>>337363840
how are you gonna kill me if we're all undead senpai?
>>337363551
Artorias was said to have walked the abyss and survived.
But he didn't, because he possesses "nary the murmur of the dark" (i.e humanity) required to go there and not get corrupted. You can walk into the Chasm no problem because you are a human, Artorias is not and so he ends up all fucked over.
Alvina literally tells you the legend is a lie, because she was there herself and guided you to find Sif.
The legend survives because he was a great knight, but him walking the abyss and surviving is a fabrication to preserve his honour.
>>337362176
>summon 2 npcs for deacons
>enter fog door
>use black crystal to send them home
>tankier deacons for more slashy souls fun
I'm going to get DS3 soon and I'm going to try something really wacky, does anyone know what the cestus scales with?
>>337363982
str, what the fuck do you think?
>>337363859
He's hidinghis head wound
>>337363893
I guess I'll just have to go at it until the end of time
>>337354361
It's not trans
Being a Mage is considered feminine
When a man isn't strong enough, they become mages
>>337363982
Whatever you want if you infuse
>>337363815
>gay porn
Gross
>>337364076
but the crystal sages are fucking stronk with those rapiers of theirs
