WHAT THE THE FUCK DO I GIVE HER?
>>337314850
The dick
benis
>>337314850
you pump her rump
apparently it's things that look like an instrument
although it's total unintuitive bullshit regardless
just wiki it
Genitalia
>>337314974
I could tell you, or I could tell you to wiki it, but I'll let you figure it out. It's mostly consumable items, so just experiment and leave some out. If they don't want it you can take it back.
Just keep dropping shit until she gives you something different. It's not like she takes everything. You literally lose nothing by trying.
>>337314850
your pickle pee
Have you tried giving her the pickle pee?
If you do she'll let you pump her rump.
THAT NO PICKLE PEE
The__________D________
You can trade the drink that the onion cunt gives you for something.
>>337314850
what does your heart tell you to do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU+
>>337315291
Literally given to you to trade to the pickle pee.
Honestly if you didn't throw the invisible bird that drink you have terminal brain damage and should just kill yourself.
So, dick?
>>337314850
what's the game
Firebomb or Rope Firebomb Large Titanite Shard
Black Firebomb or Rope Black Firebomb Titanite Chunk
Prism Stone Twinkling Titanite
Loretta's Bone Ring of Sacrifice
Avelyn Titanite Scale 3x
Coiled Sword Fragment Titanite Slab
Lightning Urn Iron Helm
Homeward Bone Iron Bracelets and Call Over Gesture
Seed of a Giant Tree Iron Leggings
Siegbrau Armor of the Sun
Vertebra Shackle Lucatiel Mask
Divine Blessing Very Good Carving
Hidden Blessing Thank You Carving
Alluring Skull Hello Carving
Undead Bone Shard Porcine Shield
Any Sacred Chime Help Me Carving
Shriving Stone I'm Sorry Carving
Xanthous Crown Lightning Gem
Medicant's Staff Sunlight Shield
Blacksmith Hammer Titanite Scale
Large Leather Shield Twinkling Titanite
Moaning Shield Blessed Gem
Eleonora Hollow Gem
>>337316435
DS3
>>337314850
Would have been better if you could trade covenant items to her for rare shit like Blessings, budding blossoms, gold coins, or gems. Instead its just a bunch of random shit that becomes pointless in no time.
>>337314850
>save something eons ago
>never use it
>consider deleting it
>constantly questioning yourself
>tfw you finally get a chance to post it
>>337316884
literally built for procreation
>>337314950
underrated post
>>337317175
I'd honestly trade my wife and family for a night with this girl. I've loved this pic since forever.
>>337314974
Except that pump-a-rum is pretty intuitively a drum.
Come they told me, pa-rum-pa-pum-pum...
>>337316902
>GIVE HER THE DOOOOOOOOOOO
>>337314850
YOUR BENIS!
>>337314850
Pump-a-rum or pickle-pee
I mean are you blind deaf and dumb??
Giver her the bird.
>>337317175
I'd sell my god damned soul to jimble jango her wambos.
>>337317871
>>337318320
how about this??
>>337318442
average
tanline girl is perfection
>>337318442
tattoos ruin it
>>337314850
you pump her rump with your pickle pee
Literally just trial and error. You can only make 1 trade of each type per New Game and she'll refuse anything she doesn't like, so just try for a bit.
>>337317871
Father of the year, why the fuck are you even here?
I fully expected dick jokes and I'm not disappointed.
>>337318442
Got any more cuties?
>>337318442
I think she wearin one thmem 'magic buster braws' that makes ther hoo-hangs alot bigger lookin then they really are. whut a saprise when you take her shirt off.
>>337318015
Shut the fuck up, dude.
DONT DROP THAT
>>337319170
eh, given her shoulder size? I'd say they're probably accurate.
>>337318442
hideous everything