>okay anon you get 1 game, 1 movie, and 1 snack
>>337313328
1st for Pop Rocks being the true patrician's snack of choice
>try opening a snack
>sever both my hands
>have to beat Mystical Ninja without my hands now on top of not being able to save
>>337313328
goldeneye 007
goldeneye 007
reese pieces
>no drink
cream soda
>rent a JRPG
>tfw begging mom for more rental extensions
>Paper Mario
>The Dark Crystal
>Reese's Pieces
>>337313474
>meme rocks
What was the point of this candy beyond making pop sounds in your mount? tasted meh
>>337313328
Holy shit anon your parents must have really loved you, back when I was a kid it was
>Okay anon you get 1 game, OR 1 movie, OR 1 snack
it was always bomberman generations.One time right after my parents split up my dad rented a ps2 and we spent all night playing god of war and he let me stay home from school the next dayI miss you dad.
>>337313761
my reese pieces nigga
>dvd
>blu rays
What is this shit
>tfw you went to blockbuster for a specific game and they were out
>1 snack
It doesn't work like this unless you were a spoiled lil shit
>>337313328
socom 2, friday the 13th, whatchamacalits
>>337313787
Tasted great with soda.
Earthworm Jim
Project A-Ko
Twizzlers
>True story
>>337313808
>tfw dad used to be really into JRPGs
>tfw that one week we sat in the living room playing FFX together
Love you, Dad. I know you're more into carpentry now, but vidya will always be part of our history.Best part is, we're still bros. He's too old for vidya now though.
>rent a PS1 shovelware game that looks cool
>realize it's shit in the first hour of playing
Anyone who doesn't chose Reeses is not my nigga. True, it's not much candy, but it's worth it.
>>337313808
I know that feel
I only used to get 1 game a year every christmas
>>337313878
>drinking soda
MGS
Oreo
Ghost in the Shell
>Bomberman Hero
>Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
>Reese's Pieces
>Vanilla Coke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qutUyQqhjdM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVbNNGuWbyo
>>337313787
>beyond making popping noises in your mouth
Do you even vape?
>>337314020
>>337314050
delet
>Virtual Bart
>A Bug's Life
>BBQ Chips
>>337313859
this.
movie and game is a joke its self because the movie was for the parent.
>only viable snack is popcorn
>>337313328
>TMNT III: Manhatten Project
>Terminator 2
>Sour Patch Kids
>be 10
>wander away from mom and dad while they're waiting in line
>see a corridor with beads, feathers and dream catchers hanging from braided strings
>pass my hand along the strings, knocking them around
>see pic related from a distance
>dad's into star trek and this cover looks pretty cool and sci-fri from far away
>go past the hippie screen wall
>get closer to cover
>suddenly my dick is tingling like crazy
>never felt this sensation before
>I look around
>covers of /fit/ blond girls with big tits in bikinis everywhere
>I mean fucking everywhere
>I awkwardly stumble out trying to push my dick inbetween my thighs
>go back to mom and dad
>get soft while walking back
>think about big titties for a month straight
God damn millennials will never know the sexual discovery of Gen X'ers. Instead, they have instant gratification of the nastiest, most explicit shit ever. Hell, I still wank to lingerie catalogs and HBO-tier softcore.
>>337314050
that ending with the dark outside, bright inside, that's exactly how I remember blockbuster
Did your parents actually do things like this for you? That's weird and unnatural.
>>337313328
>Mario Party 3
>The Simpsons Movie
>Classic Hershey's
REAL NIGGAZ ALERT
>ssb 64
>red rope
>A&T cream soda
>Monkey Ball
>Monkey Ball
>Monkey Ball
My parents never bought me snacks there because they said it was too spensive.
this thread sounds like there's money to be made opening up a blockbuster clone, but only if its near enough of you guys
>Superman 64
>Snow Day
>Circus peanuts
>>337314329
too bad the vast majority of normies would rather scroll through netflix for hours on end
Batman and Robin (movie)
Superman 64
Circus PeanutsI actually did this at a birthday party
road rash, happy gilmore, daddy's cummies
>>337314193
>Hell, I still wank to lingerie catalogs and HBO-tier softcore.
I too enjoy a good nostaliga crank. Gotta recreate it as much as possible. Victoria's Secret, in the bathroom, while holding my breath for as long as I can so I don't make any noise.
It's a refreshing palate cleanser from the typical repugnant, horrific shit I've spiraled into these past 15 years.
>>337314193
>tfw carefully setting it up so the "return" button would go back to nick@nite or some shit in case your parents came down while you were jacking it to skinemax
I also remember constantly sneaking the SI swimsuit issue in and out of the magazine rack when I wanted to fap.
>>337314454
you had a good birthday party, m8until 10 years later when you realized how bad B&R was
>>337314329
It was only good in retrospect.
Driving to the store to watch a movie? Fuck that, I wanna sit on my rear and download it. Remember VHS? What a fucking nightmare.
>>337314329
It's just nostalgia talking. No one would get off their asses to go when you can rent a movie instantly now or just download it.
>Godzilla movie
>Joe and Mac for the SNES
>pic related
>Pizza Hut later
What's with all these richfags in here getting snacks?
My mommy never let me get a snack and I was only ever allowed to get one game I had to share with my brother.
FUCKING WHEN
>>337314524
Remember to rewind them.
You don't want to be one of THOSE assholes.
>>337313328
>kirby air ride
>I don't even need a movie, we'll be too busy fucking around in city trial
>probably chocolate covered raisins if they don't have any of those sour filled gummies I never learned the name of
>ctrl + f reese's pieces
>4 results
my niggas
>>337313328
>Pokemon white. I literally need to rent this to trade my pokemon over (don't ask why)
>History of the world part 1
>Popcorn
>>337314524
b-b-but muh adjust tracking and rewinding and vhs randomly eating the tape
>>337314576
Literally every videostore had something cheap like 2 for 4$ or popcorn candy and a soda for 5$
Your mom probably just hated you desu
>>337314659
My nigger.
I like them, but after a certain size they get too sweet. Holding out for a M&M x Reese's Pieces mix pack.
>>337314565
Man remember when GROSS was the coolest thing?
All candy was bugs and shit, Doctor Dreadful, Creepy Crawlers. For whatever reason all anybody wanted to do was play with bugs and spray fake vomit on eachother. HEY CHECK OUT THIS OOZE IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT
>>337314685
spooky
>pick a dvd
>older brother wants a different one
>>337314843
>he wants some edgy pg-13 shitty horror flick
>>337314576
>Anon, I just went grocery shopping! Eat something at home!
>tfw you grow up and get addicted to junk food
>>337314824
Looking back I don't even remember what the deal with that was. It's so random
>>337313328
Battlefront 2, Shrek 2 and a pack of sour-sweet Gummy Worms, come at me.
>>337314553
I wouldn't. But it would have to be the classic 90s set up. VHS tapes and cartridge games + Playstation. 90s candies. Its not so much about what you would be getting as much as just capturing the experience again. Yea it's living on nostalgia. But, it's what we want. Instant streaming make it impossible to every have an experience like this for kids these days. Sure it's just a dumb trip to a store. But, it has an everlasting impact. Many fond memories get attached to this.
>>337314824
Yeah, that stuff was awesome in the 90s.
>tfw making this stuff and it was like eating dogshit but I loved it anyway for some reason
>>337314956
>shrek 2
good taste
easily the best shrek game, probably one of the best licensed games period
>>337314576
It wasn't expensive. Your mother was just cheap.
Star Wars Episode 1 Racer.
Red Vines.
The Lost World.
My parents never went to Blockbuster because they thought it was a rippoff to rent Movies and Games, which they weren't wrong about. I think I went there once to rent the SW Trilogy with my Grandma before the Prequel came out and that was it.
>Smash Bros or Tony Hawk
>Any Tarantino film
>Chips and a Soda
>>337314193
>late at night
>that thing with the phone number and all the women in bikinis
>each woman gets a few mins and it switches
>tfw waiting 30 mins for that one woman to come back
i think this is where my latina fetish came from
>those fake hardcore shows
>just kissing and rubbing
>always hoping for a slipup
>>337314565
>Joe and Mac for the SNES
my nigga
>>337315035
my nigga
>tfw always wanted easy bake oven to make those cute cupcakes
>tfw captcha is being retarted again
>>337314576
>mfw my dad kept our pantry stocked with every kind of horrible junk food you could think of and my inhuman metabolism let me eat as much as I wanted without being fat
>Zebra Cakes
>Swiss Cake Rolls
>Oatmeal Cream Pies
>Star Crunch
>Fruit Rollups
>Fruit by the Foot
>beef jerky
>Pecan Wheels
>>337314410
>>337314524
>>337314553
>>337315000
I guess, there's a family video still open near me so i assumed maybe on people's way home?
I mean some businesses survive on tradition alone,but yeah the money would be, to rent games you can't rent anywhere else, food, and nostalgia
>parents get rated R movie
>come downstairs for a refill on soda
>they say "oh no anon close your eyes! scary part!"
>get scarred, close my eyes, mom gets soda for me, go back to room
>midnight comes, creep downstairs, get VHS tape they had, bring it back to my room
>pop it in
>it's a softcore porn
Jesus fucking Christ I could have died that night and my life would have been fulfilled.
4 or 5 hours of non-stop pre-pube masturbation, pretended to be sick the next day, stayed home, parents went to work and I fapped again for another few hours.
See, this is what happens when society shuns sexuality
>Go to Blockbuster
>get spooked
FUCKING BLOCKBUSTER
I mean if it's just me over.
>>337313808
>tfw dad never did bro things with me
>tfw dad worked all the time and was too tired to ever hang out with me
>tfw dad didn't even know what grade or age I was when he'd talk about me to strangers
>>337315160
Your dad was one fucked up motherfucker.
>>337315142
>latenight porn infomercials on public access
How the fuck can anything today even compare? Nowadays 8 year olds speak freely about their favorite positions and know all of the specifics, I had to work for that precious knowledge man.
>>337314576
>like 90 cents for some candy probably less back in the day
>"FUCKING RICHFAGS"
>>337315142
Canadabro?
That show is most likely latin lover.
luigi's mansion and kung pow
you're the best dad
![517184ba6d4bf.image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mAnmhla.jpg "517184ba6d4bf.image[1].jpg")
>"Hi, I'm the rental store that had better prices, better deals, and better employees compared to Blockbuster and Hollywood video. We also rent porn."
>"Instead of going out of business like the rest of the video stores, we've expanded since the 90s and are doing better than ever in the current year 2016."
>"Why don't you swing on by if you want to relive the memories of video rental stores? We're still in your neighborhood."
>>337315289
>bubble jug
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>when it would start getting stuck on the opening because you put your lips on it to funnel it directly into your mouth
>>337315160
oh my fuck
>oatmeal cream pies
>zebra cakes
honey buns?
>>337315375
sheeeeeeeeeeit
>i will never experience the the thrill of the hunt anymore
to fucking easy these days
>>337315160
Wait.. If your dad my dad? Are you my brother?
Game: Tony Hawk Pro Skater or Mario Party
Usually just watched tv with family/friends
Snack: Mentosfruit
>>337315348
That's some hard shit man, but now that I'm a dad I understand how hard it is to be there as much as I'd like and keep food on the table. Your dad loved you a lot more than you know.
>>337315160
Jesus Fuck anon I hope you're not fat.
My dad would make crude sex jokes about Little Debbie
>7 year old me
Glover, Toy Story, and a few baby bottle pops
>12 year old me
Voodoo Vince, the Fifth Element, and a king size Hershey's with almonds.
>tfw nobody knows what voodoo vince is except me and like two other people
>>337315130
Same here.
And I only got to do it once out of curiosity before Blockbuster was kill, and I rentedCatherine.It was a fucking great decision.
>>337315458
ye canada
they werent all latino but my favorite girl was
>when she bent over towards the camera and those giant ass tits
>>337313328
>NES Days
Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle
TMNT Movie
Tiny Size Chicklets
Great Bluedini Kool-Aid
>SNES/Genesis Era
Super Punch-Out
Little Shop of Horrors
Shocktarts
Crystal Pepsi
>N64 Era
Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
Gladiator
Sour Gummi Worms or Sour Patch Kids
Cherry Coke
>Now
Vidya is dead
Refuse to watch capeshit
Mom is dead
Coke Classic
>>337315470
I recently did go to a video store that's still open here. It was shit and overpriced. Will probably be dead in a few years.
>>337315350
>ask him if he'd get me a piece of candy from the gas station while he fills up
>he comes back with a sack of 20 different kinds of full size candy
Probably.
>>337313991
My parents bought me a ps1 and spyro but they never bought me another game again they're argument was "you already have a game"
Syphon Filter
Alien
Sour Patch Kids and Mountain Dew
>>337315594
I remember seeing advertisements for it ingameprobut I was too creeped out by it to ever rent it
>>337315142
>always wanted easy bake oven to make those cute cupcakes
My friend had one growing up, shit took fucking ages cooking with a literal lightbulb and then tasted like shit after all that time. Fun times.
>>337315035
Anon you weren't supposed to eat those.
>>337313808
>>337315348
>Dumb weeb posters dad's didn't like them.
Pottery.
>>337315470
How are they able to stay financially viable in today's netflix-based video economy?
>>337314487
>it's a lesbian scene
>>337313328
Vigilante 8
Turbo Power Rangers movie
Slim Jim
>no one streamed tremors
>captcha is being stupid and there is a post you need to reply to
>>337315035
You weren't supposed to eat those you fucking moron, you made toys with that shit not food
>>337315698
>dad spent all night playing a non-weeb game with me and then let me skip school the next day
ye bro he fuckin hated me
>>337315594
I know.
A rich kid gifted it to one of his friends on his birthday party. When he unwrapped the gift, I felt jelly as fuck.But at least the game looked boring from what he played in front of us.
>>337315625
Now why did you have to go and put it into perspective for everyone?
>grow up on Nintendo consoles my whole life
>get a Playstation and Spyro the Dragon later
>play through half the entire game and turn it off before going to bed
>wake up, turn it on, and freak out because none of my progress was saved
And that's how I learned what memory cards are.
>>337315594
i know voodoo vince but never got far in it
>on fire music
>>337314006
Whatever man. Once in awhile, it's pretty fucking tasty. Just not like a liter a day... did that a while it's too much.
>>337315552
I respect him and I know he loves me, it just sucks we didn't get to know each other all that well when I was a kid. It's very awkward now that I'm an adult. He still treats me like a kid sometimes, but whatever, I understand.
>>337315698
>worked all the time to keep me alive
>"didn't like me" because of how tired he was from working all the time
Yeah, you're an idiot.
>>337315735
Open in poor areas that can't stream very well, customer base of old people that can't into internet, porn section, quick turn around of movies being rentals to selling them.
>that one kid who had all the vidya early
>always slept over at his house to try it out
>also had good food
What was his name, /v/? Devon here.
>>337315698
>shitposter in charge of reading comprehension
>>337314360
GOOD GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??
CIRCUS PEANUTS???
>>337314227
>The Simpsons Movie
Underage-
>It came out 9 years ago.
Wow. Still a shit movie though.
>>337315914
Matt
>>337314487
>yfw you realized the guy wasn't putting his dick inside her during any of the softcore shit since you could see it flopping back in forth in the shadows below her
>>337315686
top kek, I didn't even look too closely at the image. I had a candy maker one which was just an easy bake oven for boys, looked pretty close to that though and had the same exact bug theme.
I didn't want the movie. Just cherry coke, nerds, and Blast Corps
>>337315914
His name was brandon and one time I accidentally left one of his games in my gba so he stole my copy of super mario sunshine the next time he slept over.
>>337315959
It's a joke. Everything on that list is widely regarded as the worst of its kind.
>>337314487
>the "return" button would go back to nick@nite or some shit in case your parents came down while you were jacking it to skinemax
you are my nigga
next level fapping
>>337314360
>eating chunks of corn sugar loaded with artificial banana flavor
I'm far from a "healthy foods" kind of person but why not just fucking dump a bucket of industrial chemicals into your mouth since it's the same thing.
>>337315781
I'm still waiting anon, someone start a tremors stream for fuck sakes
>>337316106
Circus peanuts are the fucking bomb get off of my /v/
>>337313328
Why would you buy snacks at BB? Wouldn't it be much cheaper at the Supermarket?1991 Poorfag, here.
Fucking'a last thread dies you guys keep it going.
Hercules
Gta3
M&'s
>Oedipus was a momma's boy
That joke I get after all these years.
>>337315735
Pizza is how. Literally every single Family Video has a Shittle Caeser's next door and they offer pizza deals if your rent like 2 movies or 2 games and shit like that.
>>337315348
>tfw my dad loves me and wants to do bro things with me
>but I'm in college now and I just want to be alone and not have to deal with other people
>>337316214
convenience, anon
>>337316208
The only thing circus peanuts bombed is the inside of my toilet bowl as I would be forced to rapidly evacuate my bowels after eating them.
>>337315160
Same man. I still go home and it's still there, and still stocked. Fruit snacks, roll ups, little debby shit in all sizes. Oatmeal pies and twinkies, cosmo brownies. i can't handle it anymore, and he gets grossed out I smoke a vape.
>WWF No Mercy
>Kung Pow
>Fuzzy Peaches
>>337315914
Brandon. He also had a very hot sister who I could never appreciate at the time before they moved.
>>337316284
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LITTLE CAESARS
>>337315914
Jeremiah but we just played Star Wars Battlefront 1 on ps2 and 2 on my xbox.
Fuck I miss him he was my bff years ago
>>337315667
>>337315801
>>337315859
That game and Psychonauts. Probably my two all time favorites.i don't own an original xbox or voodoo vince
>>337316368
Here lies anon, he died a pathetic weenie.
>>337315789
He was very good at keeping that smile up in the face of adversity, then.
>one night in the 90s
>walk into living room late at night
>my dad's sitting in his chair with a cover over his lap and this is on the tv screen
>only figure it out like a year later when I started doing it myself
>>337316456
At least I still have functional guts.
>>337314487
I had on return to CN.
>>337316474
i think i can see a part of a titty
>>337316474
Scrambled porn was the fucking best when you were 8-12. Spend fucking DAYS watching that shit
>Was a young'un
>Grounded for some reason I can't remember
>Dad pulls out the PS2 and pops in Timesplitters 2
>Fuck some shit up with him
>Good times
>>337316208
They're ok, but they're so fucking sweet I can only eat like half of one at a time.
>>337316473
Anon do you have something you want to talk about? Are you okay?
>>337316332
I wish my dad would offer to do things with me. All he does is sleep and bitch about everything so give him some attention I would if I were you.
>>337316436
Stream.
>a game AND a movie at the same time
>a snack
>ever
wtf.
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS!!!!
>1999
>be 11
>rent final fantasy 8
>skip movie and snack
>get stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut
and then
>be 2000
>first week of summer break
>get stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut
>get free demo disk
>final fantasy 8 demo
>>337316473
Anon, something wrong? You're projecting.
>>337313328
Sonic Adventure 2 just for the chao garden and I keep it for 6 months when mom forgets to return it.
I'm browsing while waiting on Kim possible on late night t.v. so thanks boys
>>337316020
It's pretty bad but I liked it back then because when it came out, the Simpsons was unironically my favorite show at the time, mostly because it was one of the cartoons I could watch without being ashamed of it. It also is one of the only films I remember choosing at Blockbuster when I was younger, I never was a big fan of films.
>>337314487
>tfw you discover jacking it for the first time and you obsessed about it for weeks
>the excitement of staying up late and sneaking down to watch the scrambled softcore channels (something like channel 97 or 98) that occasionally came in at crystal clarity and showed boobs
>>337316607
>"grounded"
>go to neighbours head and play vidya there
>dad tries to be a smartass and hide the RCA cables
>we find them
>just put them back every day before he gets home
>tfw dad went through his mid life crisis
>would come from work mad as fuck
>mom would say OK ANONS DAD IS ALMOST HOME EVERY ONE SIT DOWN IN THE LIVING ROOM
>tfw went through this for like 5 years
>parents wonder why i dont ever talk to them after i moved away
>>337316596
>those few seconds every once in a while when the image would sort of clear up
>jacking my 8 year old dick to a green blurry boob
>>337316332
Just find the time to do it anon. You never know, he may not live much longer.
>>337316450
I haven't put time into voodoo vince but have it. Should I give it a chance?
>>337315914
I was the weird kid. my parents were poor. i never stayed at anyone's house and played the same game forever basically.
>>337316643
>>337316752
Nah. I saw the weeb posters pretending that on some level they might have had a connection with a masculine figure in their lives, and came to the logical conclusion that they were in fact lying.
Simple.
>>337316208
Circus Peanuts are fucking disgusting. Maybe not taste, but certainly in texture.
>I taught you how to hang out
>>337316945
>continues to project
Damn man, whatever your problem is, I hope it gets sorted out.
>>337316903
I am both worried that it won't be as good as I remember and envious. Try it out.
>>337315914
Ashley and Marissa
Their dad was friends with my dad and he was a gaming industry insider and always had early copies of new games in his garage before they hit shelves.
I got Pokemon Ruby from that guy two weeks before it came out and everyone at my school shat bricks.
I also met back with him a few years ago and he apparently he was still an insider, gave me some accurate rumors on PS4 before it got announced at E3 but I never did anything with it.
>>337316850
>sneaking
me and my lil bro were fucking ninjas in the night
never caught
always waited for the exact moment parents were asleep
knew which stairs would creak and squeak
door would squeak if i opened it slow so i had to swing it open as fast as possible in complete darkness
My old blockbusters had a pizza place build into it. I miss it.
>>337316945
you're on a weeb website and you're not even a weeb thats pretty pathetic
>>337314487
Me and my friend used to jack off together as kids to cinemax and vhs porn scenes. I was gay as fuck as a kid.
>>337316852
I never had that issue, lordy. My dad is a bro, but my mom is kind of a floozy who also took off my health insurance without warning.
>tfw brazil hotel put some kind of oil in the movie discs and when the DVD player would heat up the room would smell like pizza
>>337316042
Oh okay good. Genuinely concerned for another person's health for a second there.
>>337316586
I remember when we first got CN at our house. That channel was like fucking crack. Our TV would be on nearly 24/7.
>>337315470
>go to school in upstate new york
>this place exists
>exists for the entire 6 years I'm there
it's like being in the past
>>337317169
>tfw mom spend all my savings in a casino
fuck i worked an entire summer for that while they went on vacation
>>337316912
Which game?
>>337316852
My dad is depressing as fuck after my brothers died 6 years ago and honestly he's always bouncing between sad and angry every day about minute bs and he sleeps in the room my brothers used to have and makes himself sick by not eating normally and sleeping all day.
I hate my life right now so much.
Blog over.
>>337317016
>babysitting my nephews
>drifting off to sleep
>hear a low muffled whoosh and a subtle shift in air pressure throughout the house
They think they invented this shit, but at least they put the effort in so I let them do their thing.
>>337315625
this guy gets it. there's really nothing in my jaded adulthood that gets me excited anymore, 'cept saving up money, i guess. fuck it all, see ya tomorrow
>>337317341
im imagining that in my head
my flanks
you are a bro
>>337317135
>you're not even a weeb thats pretty pathetic
kek, good one.
This isn't a weeb website.
>>337317304
I'm >>337316450
So pretty much Voodoo Vince and Psychonauts.
>>337317004
It was years ago I fired it up and have a huge backlog now. I'll get to it inevitably. ..
>>337317137
I did this too... not sure if it's gay or just confusing sexuality and childhood combined.
>>337317248
Where in upstate NY?
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Jurassic Park (NES)
F U N D I P
U
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I
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>>337316474
I've caught my dad fapping at the computer as an adult. Also caught my sister before I knew what fapping was. Never been caught myself.
For a long time the NASA TV channel on our dish was actually Skinemax.
>>337317305
You had multiple brothers die at the same time, anon? That sounds rough as fuck.
>>337317012
Sounds like a cool person
>A game and a movie
>and snacks
What the fuck
>>337314193
I actually accidentally downloaded this on Limewire back in the day.
I seem to remember it being pretty shit.
Could have been the 320 resolution too...
>>337317681
Lecherous ass family. I've never been caught jerking off but I was caught fucking a bunch of times.
Girlfriend at the time was a major exhibitionist though so I blame her.
>>337314193
I'm not really into softcore, but I love porn from the 80s/90s. Some combination of the high waisted panties, light bush, and crazy hair makes me rock hard. I have a small collection of porn on Laserdisc because it's all from that era and has held up much better than VHS.
>>337317609
Buffalo (really Amherst)
this looks good
>>337314193
>not waiting for a pic to load in your 56kbps modem
>>337317776
This is my favorite era as well. My current girlfriend wears no underwear with high waisted jeans and has a sexy 90s bush. She's fucking crazy too though.
>>337314227
What the fuck dude? The simpsons movie came out in like 2009
>>337317901
>waiting for pic to load
>it fucks up half way
>>337317978
2007
9 years ago
>>337317978
It was 2007. If he was born in like, '95 he would've been 12.
>>337317717
"Vehicular Manslaughter" both were in the car.Fucking gang iniation and all they did was give most of them a slap on the wrist for ratting on the "driver". He was supposedly going to get deported.
Justice system is fucked.
I really don't want a pity party but you guys know how to have a good thread so I'm comfortable.
>>337313328
>Uncharted 4: A Thief's End (G O T Y)
>Mean Girls
>The snack that smiles back Goldfish
Damn anon I can't get no drink? I want a Kiwi Strawberry Arizona senpai
>>337314193
at least you didn't try fapping to scrambled porn channels on channel 81
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckB2tE8sYRc
or playing "doctor" with just about every single girl in your neighborhood
>Spy Kids
>Super Adventure Island 2
>Popcorn and dill pickle powder
>Cream Soda
>>337317873
God no, that game was horrible.
>>337313328
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Lawrence of Arabia
Goobers
>>337313328
Paper Mario, Ghostbusters (I guess) and some Lemonheads
>>337318197
>undulating morphing mounds of brightly colored flesh
>get mad when a game didn't come with its manual
>years later discover a few manuals from games I had rented still sitting in my house from long returned games
I was the problem
>>337317016
>me and my lil bro were fucking ninjas in the night
Ah yeah, I remember that shit.
>Late at night
>Free pay channel preview so porn will be clear
>Parents asleep
>Sneaking around the house
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2DPLs2p5xo
>Fap to the glow of the tv
>Leave without a sound
>>337318125
Holy fuck man. Sorry to hear that.
>>337318365
im in tears from this fap ninja shit
>>337318321
I still have the snes Alien 3 manual somewhere
>>337318321
Lmao
I miss manuals nowadays because they made for good toliet reading.
I know /v/ hates fallout 3 but I love it and the manual made for a good quirky read.
>>337313328
I went to Blockbuster 2 weeks ago, because my internet was down.
Personally, I'm amazed that the people there looked like normal people and not braindead hillbillies
Maybe because "normal" people tend to be technologically illiterate
>>337314360
>Snow Day
Fucking shit I forgot about this movie.
Was it shit? I remember the song.
>>337315160
Did you know they have Zebra Swiss Rolls and Zebra Nutty Bars now?
Nightmare Creatures
Scooby Doo on Zombie Island
Gummy Worms
>>337318069
>Refresh
>pic starts loading again
>someone uses the phone
>>337318395
Like I said I wasn't going to blog but you anons are cool so it's cheaper than therapy.
>>337318487
>buy game
>parents have to make "quick" stop at the home depot
>read manual in car while waiting
>40 mins later they finally come back
>got a polish sausage on a bun
>dad used to play games with me
>he only made it to Jabu Jabu's belly in OoT by himself before quitting
>he visits my house and sees me play Dark Souls 3
>gee Anon games sure have come a long way since Zelda
>>337317016
>>337318365
>me and bro were ninjas...
My brother and I used to sneak out after dark and raid people's gardens for fresh produce and apples, we would also climb on the roof of the local video/game rental store and throw apples and passing cars. Once the manager of the video store came out and just laughed and made fun of the faggot who went in complaining to him. He was a cool manager he let us rent pic related when we were literally 12.
>>337313328
>That awful Hot Wheels CGI movie.
>Mario Sports game
>Convince parents to get microwave popcorn bowl instead of candy
>>337318507
>Nightmare Creatures
Was there any game in that era with worse controls for both the character AND camera?
>>337318620
based as fuck
>Get 3 snacks
>Pirate games and movies
>>337318302
>she already knew about his son
>mother
>his
fucking Brazil.
>>337318620
Sick dude
Pulled off market because underage girl shit is a collecters item now.
>>337318704
>piracy in the early '90s
That was some straight underground shit
>>337318617
>Dank Souls 3
>gee Anon games sure have come a long way since Zelda
But like, it's the same shit
>>337318774
>tfw dad knew a bootleg video store
>>337313328
>DVDs
>not VCRs
fucking millennials
>>337318801
Think he meant visually. As bad as graphics shitposting is on here Dark Souls 3 looks fucking great
>>337315470
Is that the Family Video in Junction City, Kansas near Fort Riley?
>>337318604
It was best way to get into a game before playing.
>Tfw I make it a point to buy retro games with manuals
>>337318857
Digital is much better. VHS quality degraded with every viewing. That's absolutely terrible.
>>337314193
Before I knew about internet porn I had accidentally walked into an adult section of some knick-knack store.
The first thing I saw was a game where it was a strap-on boner and people would have to throw rings on it. There was also tits stuff galore but I was extremely intrigued by that game. Just the sheer concept of it.
Duck Dodgers (Used to rent it all the time)
Super Mario Super Show episodes
Cookie Dough Bites
>>337318764
>Pulled off market because underage girl
>>337318857
>VCR
>not VHS
>>337319002
>handles on her shoulders
Literally built for sex.
>only Blockbuster I knew of was near my Grandmas
>used to spend a lot of time there as a kid
>she practically raised me while my parents worked
>rented a game every week
>she would tape cartoons for me every day on VHS
>she died 6 months ago
>have a mountain of VHS tapes in my closet now
>have the machine to convert them to DVD but haven't had the heart to look at them yet
>>337318929
He's talking about nostalgia, anon
When my family rented videos, it was almost always VHS because we were poor as shit and DVD players costed too much money.Mom got our DVD player at KMart for my stepdad on Black Friday and had a nigger try to get to the front of the line by claiming that she was there first and everyone else cut in front of her.Like 37 people cut the fuck in front of her. Her bitch ass knows she got there late. Shit.
>>337319079
You'd probably really hurt her shoulders if you pulled on those in most positions.
>>337319002
>Dr robotnik's mean bean machine
>snes
Fuck off, dumb weeb poster.
>>337319165
Why would I care if I'm hurting her?
>>337319002
>>337319079
>not noticing the Nintendo Playstation controller first
Nigga why u even here?
What was your first scary movie /v/? I can't even remember now.
>>337319197
>snes with playstation buttons
Something tells me they weren't going for a 1:1 here
>>337314138
hell yea
>>337319162
Are you female? If yes, marry me.
